It's A Dogs Life I Tell Ya – Chapter 8 : Exterminator Outfits And Inuyasha
Sized Holes In The Wall
~Lakota Songwolf (Yes I have many aliases.)
My goal is to reach 100 reviews with this story... Yeah I know it's impossible but I'm gonna try my hardest to make the best chapters possible so you'll win anyways right? I'm quite inspired by MegaTokyo the webcomic/manga. Oh and I have a book report due in exactly 11 days meaning I have to finish the book and make a 20 page scrapbook about it. Curse those stupid teachers who want you to do your assignments all creative. Anyway, that means until I finish it I may not post another chapter. MAY being the key word here. I'll probably get bored and post anyways. Oh and PLEASE suggest stories. You all think I am kidding, however, I kid you not. I am dedicating a chapter to the first person who suggests an Inuyasha fic for me to read. I am too lazy to actually look for one myself. Besides I used all the interesting keywords I could think of.... On to thy ficcy we goooooooo!
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"Sango pick up... Come on.." Kagome urged her friend to pick up the phone but all she got was the answering machine the last 27 times. Inuyasha sat (humanly) next to Buyo whom he was having a rather heated discussion with. Yes. EVEN as a human he could still communicate with animals.
"You know I still don't know how she took me so lightly." Mulled Inuyasha.
"Meow." Agreed Buyo.
"I mean, come on, she accepted me like she did when she thought I was a dog!"
"Meow." Pointed out Buyo.
"Oh suuuuuuuure. Blame it on the fact she lives at a shrine! Smart ooooone...Wait that IS pretty clever."
"Me- "
Buyo was cut of when some maniac at the door started ringing the doorbell like a madman... Or madwoman. Kagome fled to the door and opened it quite hurriedly.
There stood Sango... Clad in demon armor? WITH A GIANT BOOMERANG!!!!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Screeched Sango as she ran in, slammed the door (which woke all of the people who like to sleep till noon in Japan.), and started to hyperventilate as she dropped to the floor. Wait she wasn't hyperventilating she was panting.
"Sango did you run the whole 13 miles here?" Asked Kagome bluntly. Sango nodded since she could barley talk at the moment. "Why?" Asked Kagome.
"This.. Man... Claimed.... To.... Be....My cat! He...Asked me....-" Sango had to catch her breath between each couple of words but was cut off my maniacal laughing.
"He...He asked you to bear his child right!!" Laughed Inuyasha rolling on the ground and clutching his stomach.. He even had tears in his eyes.
Kirara padded up and sat next to Buyo. "This morning was much the same." She murmured for only Inuyasha and Buyo to hear. Inuyasha smothered his laughter some so he could hear. "Sango woke up with him next to her, he asked her his pick up line the second she woke up. She was so shocked that she climbed up a chandelier and then it broke." Insert insane laugh from the Higurashi house pets here. "Then she jumped into a closet, got on that armor and picked up the boomerang. The she tried chasing him away, unsuccessfully I might add. He groped her butt and she ran like hell here. I wonder where along those 13 miles we lost him?"
The doorbell rang.
"I'll get it!" Laughed Inuyasha in a singsong voice.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Sango cried (Not the teary kind. The yelling kind.).
Inuyasha opened the door up. Right before he was hit with a flying boomerang and was inevitably plastered to the wall. Ouch, that would leave an Inuyasha human shape mark.. 'Wait,' Inuyasha thought. 'What happened last time someone made a hole in Kagome's wall.... OH KAMI-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!'
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Look at the top... I am not repeating that.
Review..
Ja Ne Minna-saaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!
~Lakota Songwolf (Yes I have many aliases.)
My goal is to reach 100 reviews with this story... Yeah I know it's impossible but I'm gonna try my hardest to make the best chapters possible so you'll win anyways right? I'm quite inspired by MegaTokyo the webcomic/manga. Oh and I have a book report due in exactly 11 days meaning I have to finish the book and make a 20 page scrapbook about it. Curse those stupid teachers who want you to do your assignments all creative. Anyway, that means until I finish it I may not post another chapter. MAY being the key word here. I'll probably get bored and post anyways. Oh and PLEASE suggest stories. You all think I am kidding, however, I kid you not. I am dedicating a chapter to the first person who suggests an Inuyasha fic for me to read. I am too lazy to actually look for one myself. Besides I used all the interesting keywords I could think of.... On to thy ficcy we goooooooo!
~~~
"Sango pick up... Come on.." Kagome urged her friend to pick up the phone but all she got was the answering machine the last 27 times. Inuyasha sat (humanly) next to Buyo whom he was having a rather heated discussion with. Yes. EVEN as a human he could still communicate with animals.
"You know I still don't know how she took me so lightly." Mulled Inuyasha.
"Meow." Agreed Buyo.
"I mean, come on, she accepted me like she did when she thought I was a dog!"
"Meow." Pointed out Buyo.
"Oh suuuuuuuure. Blame it on the fact she lives at a shrine! Smart ooooone...Wait that IS pretty clever."
"Me- "
Buyo was cut of when some maniac at the door started ringing the doorbell like a madman... Or madwoman. Kagome fled to the door and opened it quite hurriedly.
There stood Sango... Clad in demon armor? WITH A GIANT BOOMERANG!!!!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Screeched Sango as she ran in, slammed the door (which woke all of the people who like to sleep till noon in Japan.), and started to hyperventilate as she dropped to the floor. Wait she wasn't hyperventilating she was panting.
"Sango did you run the whole 13 miles here?" Asked Kagome bluntly. Sango nodded since she could barley talk at the moment. "Why?" Asked Kagome.
"This.. Man... Claimed.... To.... Be....My cat! He...Asked me....-" Sango had to catch her breath between each couple of words but was cut off my maniacal laughing.
"He...He asked you to bear his child right!!" Laughed Inuyasha rolling on the ground and clutching his stomach.. He even had tears in his eyes.
Kirara padded up and sat next to Buyo. "This morning was much the same." She murmured for only Inuyasha and Buyo to hear. Inuyasha smothered his laughter some so he could hear. "Sango woke up with him next to her, he asked her his pick up line the second she woke up. She was so shocked that she climbed up a chandelier and then it broke." Insert insane laugh from the Higurashi house pets here. "Then she jumped into a closet, got on that armor and picked up the boomerang. The she tried chasing him away, unsuccessfully I might add. He groped her butt and she ran like hell here. I wonder where along those 13 miles we lost him?"
The doorbell rang.
"I'll get it!" Laughed Inuyasha in a singsong voice.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Sango cried (Not the teary kind. The yelling kind.).
Inuyasha opened the door up. Right before he was hit with a flying boomerang and was inevitably plastered to the wall. Ouch, that would leave an Inuyasha human shape mark.. 'Wait,' Inuyasha thought. 'What happened last time someone made a hole in Kagome's wall.... OH KAMI-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!'
~~~
Look at the top... I am not repeating that.
Review..
Ja Ne Minna-saaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!