It's A Dogs Life I Tell Ya!
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Chapter 9 (Actually 8 since I kinda forgot halfway through the story that 1 was a prologue and messed up the numbers. Oh well, I am sticking to this.) : Perverts, Trees, and Aspirin, Oh My!
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This chapter is dedicated to the 2 and only 2 who suggested a story. Thanx guys/girls!
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Things I need/want to do: I have a book report to STILL do. I want to rewatch my new Slayers, Revolutionary Girl Utena, and World of Narue DVDs. I was ordered to actually watch the 1st and 2nd Lord Of The Rings DVDs (Since I've never read or watched LOTR anything). I have to read the manga I know I am getting for Easter...And some other stuff... That was a look into my life. Stop staring at me! Of course I would neglect to add dishes and laundry! Those things I won't do...today. A heh heh... On to the Fic!!
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Kagome's eye began to twitch...It had been for the last hour.
What had happened in that hour you ask?
Pervert (Miroku) comes into house. Pervert tries to explain himself. Pervert creates another hole in wall. Dog-boy (Inuyasha) laughs ass off. Dog-boy runs up tree escaping crazed and enraged Vixens (Kagome + Sango). Pervert gropes Boomerang-holder (Sango). Pervert finds himself thrown unconsciously into tree by Boomerang-holder. Physco-Vixen (Kagome) threatens Dog-boy to get out of tree. Dog-boy says no and is hurled out of tree by Physco-Vixen throwing Boomerang-holder's Boomerang. Pervert is tied, gagged, and dragged into house and placed on couch. Dog-boy is brought in by threat of broom. Physco-Vixen explains the 'pets' situations. Boomerang-holder is in pure and uncontaminated shock. She then suddenly screams and yells, "But I've changed in front of that HAIRBALL!!!"
End of hour.
Kirara suddenly adds her two cents in for Inuyasha:
"You two are the MOST hopeless case I've EVER had the pleasure of witnessing!!!!!" She shrieks. Then stalks off muttering about magic cats corrupting her and her master along with tree-climbing dogs. I'm almost certain she is, or thinks she is, mental.
"Sorry milady but your beauty is sends magnetic waves to my eyes! I cannot help but look! You are stunning, fiery, intelligent, fierce-"Insert 'Pervert' meeting Mr. Hardwood Floor while 'Pervert's' head meets Ms. Hiraikotsu.
Blank stare. "So you, are to tell me, that all along my cat was a lecherous human!" Sango hissed. She was probably a snake in a past life for she could've easily spat venom at that precise moment.
"Yeah. If he had a girl though he'd never cheat or even LOOK at another...At least that's what he's told me over 5 billion times in the last 500- somethin' years!" Inuyasha complained...And complimented his friend. Though he'd never say such a thing if his friend had not been introduced to such a fierce creature...And the girl who throws a round is worse hundred fold!
"So are you guys stuck this way?" Asked Kagome, for she'd not gotten the full amount of details yet.
"Nah. We'll change back in about 12 hours. Midnight, to be exact." Inuyasha stated starring randomly at his unconscious friend.
"So you mean to tell me that I am stuck with a perverted CAT for the next month!?" Wailed Sango.
"It won't be so bad Sango. Inuyasha has been sweet, human or no, so maybe if you straighten Miroku out tonight he'll be less perverted. Threaten his honor or something!" Kagome suggested. If she'd looked at Inuyasha though, she would have seen a scarlet blush invade his face. Thank Kami-sama that Miroku was STILL passed out.
"That is if you can keep him conscious enough to get three words out." Muttered the Human-turned-Dog that had gotten his blush to a nice, steady control.
"Maybe.." Trailed Sango.........Then she felt a certain hand on her behind. She resisted the urge to pummel him into a pile of dust...When he started to squeeze her ass too!!!
Sango's hands grabbed the Boomerang in a flash and down went pervert! Sango eyed the unconscious lump warily. Then scooted over next to Kagome on the couch.
Kagome shuddered. This was gonna take a while.
Inuyasha looked to Kagome with sympathy. "I think you should get a bottle of aspirin, Kagome." He stated and she looked over at him. She nodded and went off muttering incoherently about pervs and people/penquins stealing her sanity...She REALLY did not expect to find Kirara downing the last (she only had 2 so don't worry. It was just the LAST 2. Maybe you SHOULD worry...) of the aspirin in her bathroom.
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All I have left to say is review and all that stuff. Happy trails!
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Song-Obsessed1
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Chapter 9 (Actually 8 since I kinda forgot halfway through the story that 1 was a prologue and messed up the numbers. Oh well, I am sticking to this.) : Perverts, Trees, and Aspirin, Oh My!
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This chapter is dedicated to the 2 and only 2 who suggested a story. Thanx guys/girls!
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.
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~~~
.
.
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Things I need/want to do: I have a book report to STILL do. I want to rewatch my new Slayers, Revolutionary Girl Utena, and World of Narue DVDs. I was ordered to actually watch the 1st and 2nd Lord Of The Rings DVDs (Since I've never read or watched LOTR anything). I have to read the manga I know I am getting for Easter...And some other stuff... That was a look into my life. Stop staring at me! Of course I would neglect to add dishes and laundry! Those things I won't do...today. A heh heh... On to the Fic!!
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Kagome's eye began to twitch...It had been for the last hour.
What had happened in that hour you ask?
Pervert (Miroku) comes into house. Pervert tries to explain himself. Pervert creates another hole in wall. Dog-boy (Inuyasha) laughs ass off. Dog-boy runs up tree escaping crazed and enraged Vixens (Kagome + Sango). Pervert gropes Boomerang-holder (Sango). Pervert finds himself thrown unconsciously into tree by Boomerang-holder. Physco-Vixen (Kagome) threatens Dog-boy to get out of tree. Dog-boy says no and is hurled out of tree by Physco-Vixen throwing Boomerang-holder's Boomerang. Pervert is tied, gagged, and dragged into house and placed on couch. Dog-boy is brought in by threat of broom. Physco-Vixen explains the 'pets' situations. Boomerang-holder is in pure and uncontaminated shock. She then suddenly screams and yells, "But I've changed in front of that HAIRBALL!!!"
End of hour.
Kirara suddenly adds her two cents in for Inuyasha:
"You two are the MOST hopeless case I've EVER had the pleasure of witnessing!!!!!" She shrieks. Then stalks off muttering about magic cats corrupting her and her master along with tree-climbing dogs. I'm almost certain she is, or thinks she is, mental.
"Sorry milady but your beauty is sends magnetic waves to my eyes! I cannot help but look! You are stunning, fiery, intelligent, fierce-"Insert 'Pervert' meeting Mr. Hardwood Floor while 'Pervert's' head meets Ms. Hiraikotsu.
Blank stare. "So you, are to tell me, that all along my cat was a lecherous human!" Sango hissed. She was probably a snake in a past life for she could've easily spat venom at that precise moment.
"Yeah. If he had a girl though he'd never cheat or even LOOK at another...At least that's what he's told me over 5 billion times in the last 500- somethin' years!" Inuyasha complained...And complimented his friend. Though he'd never say such a thing if his friend had not been introduced to such a fierce creature...And the girl who throws a round is worse hundred fold!
"So are you guys stuck this way?" Asked Kagome, for she'd not gotten the full amount of details yet.
"Nah. We'll change back in about 12 hours. Midnight, to be exact." Inuyasha stated starring randomly at his unconscious friend.
"So you mean to tell me that I am stuck with a perverted CAT for the next month!?" Wailed Sango.
"It won't be so bad Sango. Inuyasha has been sweet, human or no, so maybe if you straighten Miroku out tonight he'll be less perverted. Threaten his honor or something!" Kagome suggested. If she'd looked at Inuyasha though, she would have seen a scarlet blush invade his face. Thank Kami-sama that Miroku was STILL passed out.
"That is if you can keep him conscious enough to get three words out." Muttered the Human-turned-Dog that had gotten his blush to a nice, steady control.
"Maybe.." Trailed Sango.........Then she felt a certain hand on her behind. She resisted the urge to pummel him into a pile of dust...When he started to squeeze her ass too!!!
Sango's hands grabbed the Boomerang in a flash and down went pervert! Sango eyed the unconscious lump warily. Then scooted over next to Kagome on the couch.
Kagome shuddered. This was gonna take a while.
Inuyasha looked to Kagome with sympathy. "I think you should get a bottle of aspirin, Kagome." He stated and she looked over at him. She nodded and went off muttering incoherently about pervs and people/penquins stealing her sanity...She REALLY did not expect to find Kirara downing the last (she only had 2 so don't worry. It was just the LAST 2. Maybe you SHOULD worry...) of the aspirin in her bathroom.
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All I have left to say is review and all that stuff. Happy trails!
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Song-Obsessed1
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