It's A Dog Life I Tell Ya
. . . Chapter 10: . . . -Song- . . . A/N: Gomen ne fic readers. I apologize for the lack of updates. Recently our Internet has broken and I cannot access it. I don't think the problem will be corrected for a long while. The date I am writing this is 4-26-04. Luckily I have been able to concentrate on Homework while me tactless mind lay uncorrupted by the vast chasm of the online region...That kinda means that without the distraction of Internet hanging over my head I can work better... And to think I made that corruption stuff up without thinking about it! Oh well. I have to finish an extra credit book report or two for English since I failing! I know it's very hard to believe...blink blink Wait I'm NOT failing...completely! I have a D- and besides I'm not yet at the age where grades become extremely important...That starts next year. I am not making it up ask Deppfan1016 if ya HAVE to know my age...Anyways onto the fic. A/N: The last bunch was written the date is says. This is being written 5- 29-04...You all hate me now but oh well... Everything past ------ in the story is being written today okay? Okay! --0 . . . . . . . The small group of semi-sane humans, animals, and humans-that-turn-into- animals, had the joy of listening to the violent cat-cries of death and malicious human-cries of "That'll teach you!!!"
When the noise ceased all who were in the living room blinked simultaneously...
They kind of froze when Kagome came out carrying a waterlogged Kirara who was, currently, tied to a broomstick.
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Kagome sighed as she pinned the broom to the wall using Duct tape. "She swallowed my last two aspirin." Explained Kagome as she sat upon a lone couch. The remaining humans had sat on the couch opposite of the 'Demon- girl's'...No one wanted to get too close.
"Where did you get the broom?" Asked Miroku. Everyone glared at him. He 'eeped' and hid behind the couch eyeing everyone shiftily.
Kagome brushed some imaginary dust off of her skirt and looked to Sango. "So you get it now?" Asked Kagome referring to the 'My-Cat/Dog-Is-Really-A- Cursed-Human' thing.
"Well sort of... How exactly did you guys get cursed? You were really sketchy on that." Sango stated.
"Um..." Began Inuyasha, however, Miroku cut him off.
"Inuyasha thought it'd be a good idea to steal a priceless jewel from an 'All Powerful Demon Lord' to make some extra cash...Either that OR he lost a bet to Kouga. Either way; here we are!" Said Miroku, leaning perkily on the back of the couch. Inuyasha glared.
"Well I ALMOST got away!" Inuyasha snarled, "You just HAD to ask me to see how beautiful the Lord REALLY was!!"
"And you did it too!" Cried Miroku as he fell off the back of the couch in bouts of laughter.
"EVER HEAR OF BLACKMAIL!!!!!???" Growled Inuyasha as he lunged at Miroku. Unfortunently Miroku dodged and Inuyasha flew into a wall...Yet again...
"Well," Began Kagome, "Why exactly do you have an obsession with my wall?" She asked.
Sango sweatdropped as Inuyasha SLOWLY slid down to the ground. He landed with a thump and fell over unconscious.
Miroku blinked, "Wow...I am alive??" He patted his arms for reassurance and when he felt satisfied he ran out of the house in utter joy... Or utter terror; no one could tell...
One neighbor called animal control and reported that they could hear a dying cat... IF ONLY THEY KNEW!
Kagome and Sango could bet he was kissing the ground...
Sango now sweatdropped. "So..." She began, however, was rudely interrupted by SOMEONE outside singing 'I will survive' rather loudly and rather badly. He really DID sound like a dying cat. (No offense to Miroku fans but if you were stuck not speaking human for a month you'd sound pretty bad too. Me, I can't sing anyway. I think.)
"Walls are bringers of mass destruction and apocalyptic chaos." Stated Kagome as she watched Sango repetitively slam her head into the table.
-------MORE SOON-----------------Hopefully---------
. . . Chapter 10: . . . -Song- . . . A/N: Gomen ne fic readers. I apologize for the lack of updates. Recently our Internet has broken and I cannot access it. I don't think the problem will be corrected for a long while. The date I am writing this is 4-26-04. Luckily I have been able to concentrate on Homework while me tactless mind lay uncorrupted by the vast chasm of the online region...That kinda means that without the distraction of Internet hanging over my head I can work better... And to think I made that corruption stuff up without thinking about it! Oh well. I have to finish an extra credit book report or two for English since I failing! I know it's very hard to believe...blink blink Wait I'm NOT failing...completely! I have a D- and besides I'm not yet at the age where grades become extremely important...That starts next year. I am not making it up ask Deppfan1016 if ya HAVE to know my age...Anyways onto the fic. A/N: The last bunch was written the date is says. This is being written 5- 29-04...You all hate me now but oh well... Everything past ------ in the story is being written today okay? Okay! --0 . . . . . . . The small group of semi-sane humans, animals, and humans-that-turn-into- animals, had the joy of listening to the violent cat-cries of death and malicious human-cries of "That'll teach you!!!"
When the noise ceased all who were in the living room blinked simultaneously...
They kind of froze when Kagome came out carrying a waterlogged Kirara who was, currently, tied to a broomstick.
-----
Kagome sighed as she pinned the broom to the wall using Duct tape. "She swallowed my last two aspirin." Explained Kagome as she sat upon a lone couch. The remaining humans had sat on the couch opposite of the 'Demon- girl's'...No one wanted to get too close.
"Where did you get the broom?" Asked Miroku. Everyone glared at him. He 'eeped' and hid behind the couch eyeing everyone shiftily.
Kagome brushed some imaginary dust off of her skirt and looked to Sango. "So you get it now?" Asked Kagome referring to the 'My-Cat/Dog-Is-Really-A- Cursed-Human' thing.
"Well sort of... How exactly did you guys get cursed? You were really sketchy on that." Sango stated.
"Um..." Began Inuyasha, however, Miroku cut him off.
"Inuyasha thought it'd be a good idea to steal a priceless jewel from an 'All Powerful Demon Lord' to make some extra cash...Either that OR he lost a bet to Kouga. Either way; here we are!" Said Miroku, leaning perkily on the back of the couch. Inuyasha glared.
"Well I ALMOST got away!" Inuyasha snarled, "You just HAD to ask me to see how beautiful the Lord REALLY was!!"
"And you did it too!" Cried Miroku as he fell off the back of the couch in bouts of laughter.
"EVER HEAR OF BLACKMAIL!!!!!???" Growled Inuyasha as he lunged at Miroku. Unfortunently Miroku dodged and Inuyasha flew into a wall...Yet again...
"Well," Began Kagome, "Why exactly do you have an obsession with my wall?" She asked.
Sango sweatdropped as Inuyasha SLOWLY slid down to the ground. He landed with a thump and fell over unconscious.
Miroku blinked, "Wow...I am alive??" He patted his arms for reassurance and when he felt satisfied he ran out of the house in utter joy... Or utter terror; no one could tell...
One neighbor called animal control and reported that they could hear a dying cat... IF ONLY THEY KNEW!
Kagome and Sango could bet he was kissing the ground...
Sango now sweatdropped. "So..." She began, however, was rudely interrupted by SOMEONE outside singing 'I will survive' rather loudly and rather badly. He really DID sound like a dying cat. (No offense to Miroku fans but if you were stuck not speaking human for a month you'd sound pretty bad too. Me, I can't sing anyway. I think.)
"Walls are bringers of mass destruction and apocalyptic chaos." Stated Kagome as she watched Sango repetitively slam her head into the table.
-------MORE SOON-----------------Hopefully---------