Oi...I haven't been able to update in a while, huh? Ya' all hate me too,
huh. Funny thing is I like to say 'Ya' all' and I don't even have a
Southern accent...Oh well..Kagome says it too which is quite funny to hear
from someone without a Southern accent...
I kinda got off track...sweat drop...Well it's summer and ironically I haven't been updating like I should. So because of that...Or mostly because of that wonderful emailer whom inspired me (SEE! Emailin' the author DOES work!)... I present to you...
It's A Dog's Life I Tell Ya
Chapter 11: Tazers, Canines, Felines, and Murderers
(P.S. I cannot find my previously written chapters and thus will begin in a hopefully nuetral area...Please forgive me.
Oh and I no longer have spell check..Word count...Or thesaures(sp?))
Sango and Kagome blinked in wonder... Did what happen yesterday actually happen? They simultaniously wondered this as they stared into the eyes of the now feline Miroku and canine Inuyasha... The still duck-taped, red- eyed, ball-o-fury, on the wall was little, but some, proof.
Inuyasha and Miroku turned into humans, got chased up trees or such other horrid uses of household weapons, and turned back... Boy life was gettin' complicated.
"Kagome?" Sango asked her sighing partner in female crime (a.k.a. Torturing males like all females including myself are born experts at.).
"Yeah Sango?" Replied the ever quick-witted....Aw screw the details damnit.
"Do you have a tazer?"
"........................"
"Or a shock collar?"
"........................."
".........................."
"Why.........?
"For perverts anonamys."
Kagome: 0.0
Sango: o
"No...Try the pet store....Or the bank..."
"The bank, Kagome-chan?" Sango blinked.
"Hey! I hear they give you very nice guns with every account!"
"Kagome...."
"Your dad's the weapons man try him...Or you can try L337 Ninja Junpei..."
"No more MegaTokyo for you Kagome! This is a very serious issue..."
Meanwhile...
Inuyasha snickered, "A tazer, dude? You really did it this time lech."
"Ah, fair vixen Sango, you torture me so."
BONK
"Shut up Miroku."
"Hisssssssssssssssss! GET ME DOWN NOOOOOOOOW!!!!!" Snarled 'Oh-Duck-Taped- One'......
"Kirara." Buyo spoke for the first time in countless chapters.
"What tail-chaser!"
"I am a cat and you do realize you have sharp youkai-ish claws and fangs right?"
"Oh course I know that-.....I hate you.." She said as she cut the duck-tape clean. She dropped to the ground and sprang away from the awful thing causing so many creatures pain....The wall...Damn those walls... WE'LL GET THEM SOMEDAY!!!!
Back to the humans and their stupid oposable thumbs...
'Poor Inuyasha.' Thought Kagome as she gazed forlornly at the riled up canine chasing the pervert feline...Don't ask me..'He must be so sad living this long as a dog. Not having anyone to talk to all because some stupid lord was a little vexed at them. How mean. I wonder if he ever gets depressed about it...'
Sigh.
"let's go for a walk, hmm?" Suggested Sango.
"That's a great idea!" Replied Kagome as she fetched Inuyasha's leash.
Kirara perched on Sango's shoulder as Miroku walked at her heals.
"I'll meet you at the tall Sakura tree by the pond at Midoriko Park, Kay? I still need to get Miroku and Kirara's harnesses..Stupid leash laws! It's absurd for all cats to be collared and..." Trailed off Sango as she walked out the door.
"Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay..."
Kagome and Inuyasha soon left and made their way down the many, many, many shrine steps.
When they got to the park it seemed almost deserted...Which was strange considering it was usually bustling with life.
"Hey, Inuyasha?" Meekly asked Kagome. "Doesn't this seem strange..." Kagome who'd been walking along side Inuyasha asked as the made their way to the infamous Sakura tree...
"Well, well, well..." Said a strange deep voice from behind. Kagome froze and Inuyasha jumped. Inuyasha looked in every direction for the voice...He came up blank. "What little bitch do we have here?" This time he located the voice from directly above them in a towering, massive, Oak tree, but was too slow to react as the man lunged at Kagome.
Kagome sa the man for a split second before a pain shot from the back of her neck...And all was black.
Sango's house
"Hey dad I'm back from Kagome's house...You..uh...knew I was there right?"
"Yes, yes.. I was quite worried though.
'Oh?' Wondered Sango but shrugged it off as a dad thing. "Hey I'm going to meet Kagome at Midoriko Park-"
"WHAT!" Sango jumped three feet as did her feline companions. "Sango! You idiotic girl! Don't you EVER read the newspaper!!!"
Her dad had NEVER EVER yelled at her in her life..."Wh-Why?" She nervously asked.
"Sango, Kagome's not already there is she!" Sango nodded. "Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.."
"Wh-What h-happened dad?" Sango asked eyes wide.
He solemnly pointed to the already turned on television.
A woman in a pink dress appeared as the host of some News program.
"And to all citizens in Tokyo area be on the lookout for a man loose in Midoriko Park. He is a dangerous murderer wanted for the death of 27 people. The man is armed and ruthless. Cops are afraid to close in further than they have for threats from him proving that he may have hostages. If you have any information about him please call-" She shut off the television. Her whole body felt numb... What had she done to Kagome!...Fear settled in and Sango limply but determinedly grabbed Hiraikotsu and ran out the door, Mirkou on her heels
Ha! Action and suspence and cliffhangers. You all hate me, huh. Go Megatokyo! If you love my fic go to
I have confidence!!!
Review please...Or you may not here from me for a looooooooooooooong while!
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
............................................................................ .....................Bye?
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Song
I kinda got off track...sweat drop...Well it's summer and ironically I haven't been updating like I should. So because of that...Or mostly because of that wonderful emailer whom inspired me (SEE! Emailin' the author DOES work!)... I present to you...
It's A Dog's Life I Tell Ya
Chapter 11: Tazers, Canines, Felines, and Murderers
(P.S. I cannot find my previously written chapters and thus will begin in a hopefully nuetral area...Please forgive me.
Oh and I no longer have spell check..Word count...Or thesaures(sp?))
Sango and Kagome blinked in wonder... Did what happen yesterday actually happen? They simultaniously wondered this as they stared into the eyes of the now feline Miroku and canine Inuyasha... The still duck-taped, red- eyed, ball-o-fury, on the wall was little, but some, proof.
Inuyasha and Miroku turned into humans, got chased up trees or such other horrid uses of household weapons, and turned back... Boy life was gettin' complicated.
"Kagome?" Sango asked her sighing partner in female crime (a.k.a. Torturing males like all females including myself are born experts at.).
"Yeah Sango?" Replied the ever quick-witted....Aw screw the details damnit.
"Do you have a tazer?"
"........................"
"Or a shock collar?"
"........................."
".........................."
"Why.........?
"For perverts anonamys."
Kagome: 0.0
Sango: o
"No...Try the pet store....Or the bank..."
"The bank, Kagome-chan?" Sango blinked.
"Hey! I hear they give you very nice guns with every account!"
"Kagome...."
"Your dad's the weapons man try him...Or you can try L337 Ninja Junpei..."
"No more MegaTokyo for you Kagome! This is a very serious issue..."
Meanwhile...
Inuyasha snickered, "A tazer, dude? You really did it this time lech."
"Ah, fair vixen Sango, you torture me so."
BONK
"Shut up Miroku."
"Hisssssssssssssssss! GET ME DOWN NOOOOOOOOW!!!!!" Snarled 'Oh-Duck-Taped- One'......
"Kirara." Buyo spoke for the first time in countless chapters.
"What tail-chaser!"
"I am a cat and you do realize you have sharp youkai-ish claws and fangs right?"
"Oh course I know that-.....I hate you.." She said as she cut the duck-tape clean. She dropped to the ground and sprang away from the awful thing causing so many creatures pain....The wall...Damn those walls... WE'LL GET THEM SOMEDAY!!!!
Back to the humans and their stupid oposable thumbs...
'Poor Inuyasha.' Thought Kagome as she gazed forlornly at the riled up canine chasing the pervert feline...Don't ask me..'He must be so sad living this long as a dog. Not having anyone to talk to all because some stupid lord was a little vexed at them. How mean. I wonder if he ever gets depressed about it...'
Sigh.
"let's go for a walk, hmm?" Suggested Sango.
"That's a great idea!" Replied Kagome as she fetched Inuyasha's leash.
Kirara perched on Sango's shoulder as Miroku walked at her heals.
"I'll meet you at the tall Sakura tree by the pond at Midoriko Park, Kay? I still need to get Miroku and Kirara's harnesses..Stupid leash laws! It's absurd for all cats to be collared and..." Trailed off Sango as she walked out the door.
"Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay..."
Kagome and Inuyasha soon left and made their way down the many, many, many shrine steps.
When they got to the park it seemed almost deserted...Which was strange considering it was usually bustling with life.
"Hey, Inuyasha?" Meekly asked Kagome. "Doesn't this seem strange..." Kagome who'd been walking along side Inuyasha asked as the made their way to the infamous Sakura tree...
"Well, well, well..." Said a strange deep voice from behind. Kagome froze and Inuyasha jumped. Inuyasha looked in every direction for the voice...He came up blank. "What little bitch do we have here?" This time he located the voice from directly above them in a towering, massive, Oak tree, but was too slow to react as the man lunged at Kagome.
Kagome sa the man for a split second before a pain shot from the back of her neck...And all was black.
Sango's house
"Hey dad I'm back from Kagome's house...You..uh...knew I was there right?"
"Yes, yes.. I was quite worried though.
'Oh?' Wondered Sango but shrugged it off as a dad thing. "Hey I'm going to meet Kagome at Midoriko Park-"
"WHAT!" Sango jumped three feet as did her feline companions. "Sango! You idiotic girl! Don't you EVER read the newspaper!!!"
Her dad had NEVER EVER yelled at her in her life..."Wh-Why?" She nervously asked.
"Sango, Kagome's not already there is she!" Sango nodded. "Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.."
"Wh-What h-happened dad?" Sango asked eyes wide.
He solemnly pointed to the already turned on television.
A woman in a pink dress appeared as the host of some News program.
"And to all citizens in Tokyo area be on the lookout for a man loose in Midoriko Park. He is a dangerous murderer wanted for the death of 27 people. The man is armed and ruthless. Cops are afraid to close in further than they have for threats from him proving that he may have hostages. If you have any information about him please call-" She shut off the television. Her whole body felt numb... What had she done to Kagome!...Fear settled in and Sango limply but determinedly grabbed Hiraikotsu and ran out the door, Mirkou on her heels
Ha! Action and suspence and cliffhangers. You all hate me, huh. Go Megatokyo! If you love my fic go to
I have confidence!!!
Review please...Or you may not here from me for a looooooooooooooong while!
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
............................................................................ .....................Bye?
........................
.................................................
..........................................................................
Song