I just reread some of my story... All I have to say in my defence is; I'm on sugar and oxygen. -bows-

And my lacky today is--

Shin-chan!!

Shin-chan: Oi!

Yes, I've been terribly crazed lately and decided to update. I was gonna rewrite the last chapter but decided that it was fine the way it was... Yeah, you heard me right. My Yami, in case you were wondering, has dissapitated along with my YuGiOh obsessed phase. I have phases; they scare people. My current one is Meitantei Conan/Detective Conan/Case Closed. It's a show of many names. o

-Sigh- Any suggestions anyone?

-Crickets-

No? I thought not.

Shin-chan: .... Ya know what?

¬¬ what?

Shin-chan: I am naked under my clothes!!

O.O Ack!?

Shin-chan: That's what you get for reading Icka's stories!

a heh heh... yeah... well, if you like Detective Conan, Magic Kaitou, or Matantei Loki Ragnarok you should really look her up. -nods-

Anywho, on with the fanfiction!

It's A Dog's Life I Tell Ya

Chapter 13: The Calm Before The Storm

Kagome stared.

It stared back.

Sweat trickled down her neck.

It stared back.

Finally she blinked and let out a sigh.

"Sango?"

"Hm?"

"Is this another plot to murder Miroku for being a 'peeping tom'?"

"No, why?"

Kagome groaned and shook her head. "This stuff Sango; this stuff here-" Kagome pointed to the dish on the table, "-is in no way, shape, or form, edible."

Sango sweatdropped. "A heh heh... Well that's what happens when you put Musscles in the microwave, for 30 minutes, on high, and in a metal pan."

Kagome stayed oddly quiet. That may have had something to do with her eyes twitching and that strange blank look she wore. Nah...

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"Miroku?"

"Mrow?"

"Kirara?"

"Grr..."

"Buyo?"

"Yeah."

"We have a problem."

Buyo gave Inuyasha the most outragious 'Duh!' look ever seen on the face of a cat.

Kirara mewed in amusement. "What's our problem, ne? Or does the little kitty have your tounge?"

Inuyasha grunted. "They're trying to kill us." He deadpanned.

Buyo groaned. "Yare, yare. Mou, who did you piss off now? A black syndicate? The Norse gods? Santa Clause? Spit it out all ready."

Inuyasha gave him a dirty look and continued. "Them." he motioned to th kitchen. "They are poisoning our food."

"How do you know this?" Asked Kirara and Buyo simultainiously.

"I heard them mention food poisoning." Inuyasha then grew thoughtful. "But, they did mention somethin' 'bout killin' off Miroku so if that's the case I have no problem!" He laughed.

Miroku grew pale. "Che. For someone, who knows someone, who saved your life, you sure aren't gratuitous."

Kirara shrugged and skittered off to the kitchen to get some food. Buyo looked at them blandly and sluggishly tottered off as well.

"I get the feeling they don't like us all so much anymore."

"Ya think!?"

"Oh, come now Inuyasha..."

"Come now, what?"

"Sango's seen me naked pleanty of times!" Miroku cherped.

"....WHAT!?"

"Well, sure, I was in the form of a cat at the time but-"

"BAKA!!" Inuyasha swiftly nailed Miroku over the head. Miroku fell over, his eyes all a swirl.

Inuyasha trotted off. " I really need to eat sometime..." He whined. Yes he whines, I was shocked too.

Well.. Next chapter the calamity starts so watch out for that. I hope this chapter wasn't too bland. Comments are welcome and so are suggestions!

Next time Sango and Kagome chew out the boys for their secrets!

Matte Ne!