Two Plus Two Equals Fish
Summary: Very silly, as was the first chapter. Conversation between James and Sirius.
Sirius Black and James Potter sat on a couch in the Potter home at Godric's Hollow. James squinted thoughtfully as Sirius glanced out of the window.
"Hey, Sirius? What do you think Lily and I should name our...baby?" James asked hesitantly, "We know it's a boy, but we can't seem to agree on any names..."
"Name him Fish," Sirius suggested.
"Why?" James snorted.
"Because fish taste good."
"Sirius Black, are you saying you intend to eat my son?"
"Yes."
"Wonderful! I'll have to tell Lily. She'll love it."
"Eating people's babies. Great fun, you think?"
"Of course, Padfoot."
"Hey, Prongsie?"
"What?"
"If I ever have a kid -"
(Very loud snort from James. Sirius scowled.)
"If I ever have a kid, what should I name him?"
"Who says your kid would be a him?"
"Me!"
"Right then. I think you should name him Pudding. Pudding tastes good."
"That's a great idea, Prongs."
"Absolutely spiffing!"
"Of course."
"Fabulously spiffing."
"Marvelously spiffing."
"Terrificly spiffing."
"Fishily spiffing!"
"Of course!"