Elizabeth: *sitting on her couch in the den, playing with a lamp* Clap on...
Clap off... Clap on! Clap off! The Clapper™! *Pause* Man, I hate that
commercial! *A 'ping' noise sounds* Lightbulb! *Waits* ...hm...wait a
second...there's something burning! ...Brownies! *Runs off into the kitchen and
comes back a few minutes later, munching on a brownie the size of the plate
that it's on* I'm bored... *Turns on her stereo, inserts her "Phantom of the
Opera" CD, and turns the volume up really loud* Ah...better...*Sits there
humming to the music for a few minutes* Something's not right here...I know!!
*Claps her hands once and snaps her fingers. Suddenly, characters from PotO
(Erik, Christine, Raoul, Meg, and Nadir) appear out of thin air*
Christine: *Blink* Where are we?
Meg: Who are you?
Elizabeth: *Grinning; in between munching on her brownie* My name is Elizabeth, and you're in my house, which is in Texas, in the United States of America in the year 2004, in the 21st century.
Christine: ...Oh...
Meg: I wanna go back home!
Nadir: Yes, please send us home.
Elizabeth: Hm...ah-nope...sorry...don't think I can do that...
Nadir: And, would you please be so kind, Mademoiselle, as to tell us why not??
Elizabeth: I-ah...don't exactly know how...It looks like you're stuck here...
Nadir: Ugh...
*A thud, thud, thud sound is heard from a corner of the room*
Elizabeth: Hm...what's that noise?
Meg: Oh, don't mind him. That's just Erik banging his head against the wall at the thought of being stuck here with Raoul.
Elizabeth: Ah... *Walks over to a chair which happens to be situated close to where Erik is, and sits in it, staring at Erik*
(*Twenty minutes later... the previously mentioned characters have (Except Erik and Nadir) pretty much resigned themselves to being stuck in the year 2004, and are looking around her house, wondering what some of the strange objects are*)
Christine: *Picks up the remote and begins turning it over in her hands, in hopes that this would give her some clue as to what it might be* Hm... *Points it at the T.V., presses the 'power button, and watches, shocked, as the television comes on* Wow... *Sits in front of the T.V., pressing different buttons on the remote, changing channels, watching the colors flash before her eyes*
Erik: *Is trying to pry his arm free from Elizabeth's grip, yet trying to regain some of his composure, which he fails to do* Mademoiselle...would...you please be...so kind...as to ...relinquish your hold on my arm?
Elizabeth: *Is enjoying this immensely* Not on your life! *Tries to keep her hold on Erik*
Erik: *Pulls out his Punjab lasso* Don't make me use this...
Elizabeth: Eep! *Loosens her grip, but still manages to stay within touching distance of him*
Raoul: *Is sitting in a corner, staring happily at the wall...which is blank* Hee-hee! I like this!! Very entertaining!
Nadir: Monsieur le Vicomte, that is a blank wall...
Raoul: Yes? What's your point? *Thinks...barely* Hey! You want to take my entertainment away form me! No! Back you twisted little man!
Nadir: Little!? Listen you. I-
Raoul: *Ignores him, and begins to hum the Jeopardy theme song* Doo dee doo doo doo dee doo....
Nadir: *Scootches away from him*
Meg: *Is in the kitchen, rooting around, looking at all of the appliances. She sees the blender. Curious, she turns it on, and quickly jumps back as it spews milk and chocolate everywhere* Eeekk!! Strange liquid-spitting object!! *Runs out of the kitchen, bumping into Elizabeth (who had finally gathered enough wits to pull herself away from Erik) along the way*
Elizabeth: *Rolls her eyes as she walks into the kitchen, turning the blender off and cleaning up the mess that came with it*
Meg: *Poking her head back in* I'm sorry...
Elizabeth: It's okay. *Looks at the rag she used to clean the mess up with, and drops it into the sink, before walking back into the den* Okay...*lightbulb 'pinging' sound* Idea!! *Gets evil little smirk on her face* *sing-songy* Oh, monsieurs and mademoiselles, would you all be so kind as to come here for a moment? ...
Christine: *Blink* Where are we?
Meg: Who are you?
Elizabeth: *Grinning; in between munching on her brownie* My name is Elizabeth, and you're in my house, which is in Texas, in the United States of America in the year 2004, in the 21st century.
Christine: ...Oh...
Meg: I wanna go back home!
Nadir: Yes, please send us home.
Elizabeth: Hm...ah-nope...sorry...don't think I can do that...
Nadir: And, would you please be so kind, Mademoiselle, as to tell us why not??
Elizabeth: I-ah...don't exactly know how...It looks like you're stuck here...
Nadir: Ugh...
*A thud, thud, thud sound is heard from a corner of the room*
Elizabeth: Hm...what's that noise?
Meg: Oh, don't mind him. That's just Erik banging his head against the wall at the thought of being stuck here with Raoul.
Elizabeth: Ah... *Walks over to a chair which happens to be situated close to where Erik is, and sits in it, staring at Erik*
(*Twenty minutes later... the previously mentioned characters have (Except Erik and Nadir) pretty much resigned themselves to being stuck in the year 2004, and are looking around her house, wondering what some of the strange objects are*)
Christine: *Picks up the remote and begins turning it over in her hands, in hopes that this would give her some clue as to what it might be* Hm... *Points it at the T.V., presses the 'power button, and watches, shocked, as the television comes on* Wow... *Sits in front of the T.V., pressing different buttons on the remote, changing channels, watching the colors flash before her eyes*
Erik: *Is trying to pry his arm free from Elizabeth's grip, yet trying to regain some of his composure, which he fails to do* Mademoiselle...would...you please be...so kind...as to ...relinquish your hold on my arm?
Elizabeth: *Is enjoying this immensely* Not on your life! *Tries to keep her hold on Erik*
Erik: *Pulls out his Punjab lasso* Don't make me use this...
Elizabeth: Eep! *Loosens her grip, but still manages to stay within touching distance of him*
Raoul: *Is sitting in a corner, staring happily at the wall...which is blank* Hee-hee! I like this!! Very entertaining!
Nadir: Monsieur le Vicomte, that is a blank wall...
Raoul: Yes? What's your point? *Thinks...barely* Hey! You want to take my entertainment away form me! No! Back you twisted little man!
Nadir: Little!? Listen you. I-
Raoul: *Ignores him, and begins to hum the Jeopardy theme song* Doo dee doo doo doo dee doo....
Nadir: *Scootches away from him*
Meg: *Is in the kitchen, rooting around, looking at all of the appliances. She sees the blender. Curious, she turns it on, and quickly jumps back as it spews milk and chocolate everywhere* Eeekk!! Strange liquid-spitting object!! *Runs out of the kitchen, bumping into Elizabeth (who had finally gathered enough wits to pull herself away from Erik) along the way*
Elizabeth: *Rolls her eyes as she walks into the kitchen, turning the blender off and cleaning up the mess that came with it*
Meg: *Poking her head back in* I'm sorry...
Elizabeth: It's okay. *Looks at the rag she used to clean the mess up with, and drops it into the sink, before walking back into the den* Okay...*lightbulb 'pinging' sound* Idea!! *Gets evil little smirk on her face* *sing-songy* Oh, monsieurs and mademoiselles, would you all be so kind as to come here for a moment? ...