Hey, all! So, how do ya like the story so far? Funny? Stupid? Thinking-I-
Need-Psychological-Help? Hehehehehe... Okay, obligatory stuff. Disclaimer: I
do not claim to own any of PotO or any other shows or songs mentioned (No,
not even Erik...or Christine... or Meg...*sniff* or even the "Miss Suzie Had A
Tugboat" song), nor am I making any money off of this...I am just a girl
trying to write phics... Do not sue me, for all I have is a PotO CD (Yay,
Erik!), DotV CD (Yay, Herbert and Count Giovanni von Krolock!!), and a bag
of chocolate-covered-coffee-beans. So, review, peoples! I would really like
it! Yes, this is an ongoing phic, with more characters, from a few other
shows (brief appearances-possibly...) in upcoming chapters. Review, and ya
get a virtual head-sized brownie!! *Huggles Herbert von Krolock and Erik
plushies* ^_^ ~PhantomessRose1881
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Nadir: *Dragging his bag to the gate* So just what do we do on the flight?
Elizabeth: Oh, just sit there, read magazines, listen to CDs, other stuff like that. It's really fun!!
Nadir: Sorry I asked...
(*They reach Gate A-6, just as Coach is boarding, where they step in line and get their tickets and seats without much problem (save Raoul dancing around to Miss Suzie Had A Tugboat, where Erik nearly Punjabbed him, but he ran onto the boarding lane at the last moment)*)
Erik: *Getting onto plane after Elizabeth; tucking Punjab lasso in the folds of his cloak* I swear, that fop will be the death of me...
Meg: *Freaking* Wow...Big...metal...object...*twitch* *Sits in her seat* Does it spit liquids?
Christine: Hm??
Meg: Liquid spitting metal objects!!
Christine: O-kay...*Fastens her seat-belt and wonders if Meg should see a Psychologist*
Raoul: *Still singing Miss Suzie* -Bees are in the park- Boys and girls are kissing-
Erik: Shut. Up. Fop. *Forces him into his seat, tying him up with more rope before slumping into his own seat*
Raoul: *Sees that he's sitting right next to Erik* HIYA BUDDYY!!!!! WE'RE GONNA SIT TOGETHER THE ENTIRE TRIP!!!
Erik: *Eyes widen in realization* Oh...dear...lord... *Looks over to Raoul, who is chewing bubble gum* *is actually reduced to a bout of whimpering for a moment, before putting duct tape over Raoul mouth, smiling, satisfied with his accomplishment*
Pilot: *Over intercom* Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. I hope you enjoy flying with us today non-stop from Dallas to New York. This flight is scheduled to land at LaGuardia Airport in two-and-a-half hours. We are flying at an altitude of 1,000 feet. We will now be taking off, so please fasten your seatbelts if you have not done so, already. Thank you, and have a pleasant flight.
*Intercom shuts off, just as the song "If You're Happy and You Know It" begins to blare from the cockpit, saving the pilot and co-pilot from embearrassment*
Elizabeth: Odd...*Twitch*
Nadir: *Rolling his eyes* I can't believe I got stuck with the adolescent...
Elizabeth: *Staring out the window* I can't say that I'm necessarily pleased to be sitting next to you either, Daroga... I'd much rather be sitting next to Erik...
Nadir: I'm sure you would... *Plane takes off. He lurches forward in his seat* What in the-
Elizabeth: *Squeals* Yaaayy!!! It's taking off!! Wheee!!!
Nadir: *Shudders, and tries to scoot away from her*
Elizabeth: *Giggles psychotically*
Meg: *Screeches when the plane takes off, then quiets down, barely, once in the air; paranoid* What the- We're going to crash...we're gonna die...I'm too young and pretty, and perfect to die, I-
Christine: Meg.
Meg: Yes?
Christine: Be quiet. *Munches on a bag of Cheetos that Elizabeth snuck on and gave to her* Mmmm...Cheeeetttoooosssss....
Raoul: *Humming 'Lady Marmalade'*
Erik: Oh God...*looks at him warily, raising an eyebrow* Why me? Why...
(*Later*)
Elizabeth: *Chewing on ice after having downed a Coke* Yummy...icy goodness...
Nadir: *Shakes his head* You're odd...you know that, right?
Elizabeth: *Nods head really really fast*
Christine: *Fiddling with the buttons on her seat* Hm... *Sees the buttons overhead, presses the one with the lightbulb on it, causing the light to come on over her seat* Ooohhh.... *Entertains herself by pressing the button over and over again, watching the light go on and off*
Raoul: *Wrestling with a bag of pretzels*
Erik: *Rolls his eyes* Give them here...
Raoul: *Hands over pretzel bag*
Erik: *Tries to open pretzels, but fails* Evil...that's what this thing is...
(*Five minutes later*)
Erik: *Tries again to open bag* Can't...open...pretzels...must...open...Gah...what kind of sick, twisted person would make something like this?
Nadir: *Walking past, on the way back to his seat* Probably someone like you.
Erik: Well, yes but-
Nadir: *Takes the bag, opens it easily, then hands it back to him, walking back to his seat*
Erik: *Staring at the bag, twitching spasmodically* ...Evil...
Raoul: *Takes the bag and eats the pretzels*
Erik: *Mumbles* I hate you...
Raoul: *Eats pretzels, oblivious*
(*One hour and fifty-five minutes later...*)
Pilot: Attention passengers- We are about to land at LaGuardia Airport, so would everyone please remain seated and buckle your seatbelts? Thank you.
Elizabeth: *Pops a piece of bubble gum into her mouth and starts chewing as soon as the plane starts to descend*
Meg: *Eyes go wide and she clings to Christine as they hit ground* We-are- gonna-die!!
Raoul: *Looks out the window and sees everything rushing by* Wheee!!!
Nadir: *Bends over and makes some...interesting noises...right as the plane comes to a halt*
Erik: Hm? *His ears start to hurt* Agh...*Pops his ears; sighs* Muuuccchhh better.... *Munches on a bag of plain M&M's*
Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, we at American Airlines thank you for flying with us today. We are now in LaGuardia Airport; the temperature is 32 degrees; there is lots of snow on the ground.
*A faint whimpering noise from the cockpit is heard over the intercom*
Pilot: *At some distance form the intercom* Oh, shut up! Just because I had to throw your stuffed teddy bear out of the window and it got sucked into a jet's engines, doesn't mean that you have to completely wig out!! *At the intercom* Ahem. Much excuses, ladies and gentlemen. That was just my co- pilot. Anyway, have a nice stay in New York City!
Co-Pilot: And don't let the door hit you on the way out!
Pilot: Shut up, Greg!
*Intercom gets shut off*
Elizabeth: *Standing up, scratching her head* Well...that's never happened before...*blinks* Ah, well! *pushes her way through the crowded Coach* C'mon, people move it!
Nadir: *Grabbing his bag and her bags (23 count), follows her, stumbling a bit under the weight of her bags*
Erik: *Stands up, stretches, yawns, cracks his knuckles, and gets his bags out of the overhead compartment*
Raoul: *Has fun blowing bubbles as he stands up*
Erik: *Throwing Raoul his bags* Are you mentally ill, or something, Vicomte?
Raoul: Huh? ...*Twitches*
Erik: Actually, no...you're just 10,000 candles short of the Paris Opera's chandelier...
Christine: *Standing up, trying to pry Meg off of her waist with a crowbar and grab her bags at the same time*
Meg: *Mumbling incoherent things about metal objects, airplanes, bunny- loving-fops and psychopathic phantoms*
Elizabeth: *Waiting with Nadir on the exiting ramp*
Nadir: Thank god that's over!
Erik: ^_^ *Walks off, smiling smugly, accompanying Christine*
Christine: 0_o *Still has Meg wrapped around her waist*
Raoul: *Straggling behind, carrying his bags, Erik's bags, Christine's bags, and Meg's bags*
Elizabeth: Okie-dokie, let's get a move on! We've got to catch a cab before it gets too busy!
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^_^ And that's it for chapter 3! In the next chapter, they hail a cab (should be very humorous). And, as always, please review! Thank you. – PhantomessRose1881
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Nadir: *Dragging his bag to the gate* So just what do we do on the flight?
Elizabeth: Oh, just sit there, read magazines, listen to CDs, other stuff like that. It's really fun!!
Nadir: Sorry I asked...
(*They reach Gate A-6, just as Coach is boarding, where they step in line and get their tickets and seats without much problem (save Raoul dancing around to Miss Suzie Had A Tugboat, where Erik nearly Punjabbed him, but he ran onto the boarding lane at the last moment)*)
Erik: *Getting onto plane after Elizabeth; tucking Punjab lasso in the folds of his cloak* I swear, that fop will be the death of me...
Meg: *Freaking* Wow...Big...metal...object...*twitch* *Sits in her seat* Does it spit liquids?
Christine: Hm??
Meg: Liquid spitting metal objects!!
Christine: O-kay...*Fastens her seat-belt and wonders if Meg should see a Psychologist*
Raoul: *Still singing Miss Suzie* -Bees are in the park- Boys and girls are kissing-
Erik: Shut. Up. Fop. *Forces him into his seat, tying him up with more rope before slumping into his own seat*
Raoul: *Sees that he's sitting right next to Erik* HIYA BUDDYY!!!!! WE'RE GONNA SIT TOGETHER THE ENTIRE TRIP!!!
Erik: *Eyes widen in realization* Oh...dear...lord... *Looks over to Raoul, who is chewing bubble gum* *is actually reduced to a bout of whimpering for a moment, before putting duct tape over Raoul mouth, smiling, satisfied with his accomplishment*
Pilot: *Over intercom* Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. I hope you enjoy flying with us today non-stop from Dallas to New York. This flight is scheduled to land at LaGuardia Airport in two-and-a-half hours. We are flying at an altitude of 1,000 feet. We will now be taking off, so please fasten your seatbelts if you have not done so, already. Thank you, and have a pleasant flight.
*Intercom shuts off, just as the song "If You're Happy and You Know It" begins to blare from the cockpit, saving the pilot and co-pilot from embearrassment*
Elizabeth: Odd...*Twitch*
Nadir: *Rolling his eyes* I can't believe I got stuck with the adolescent...
Elizabeth: *Staring out the window* I can't say that I'm necessarily pleased to be sitting next to you either, Daroga... I'd much rather be sitting next to Erik...
Nadir: I'm sure you would... *Plane takes off. He lurches forward in his seat* What in the-
Elizabeth: *Squeals* Yaaayy!!! It's taking off!! Wheee!!!
Nadir: *Shudders, and tries to scoot away from her*
Elizabeth: *Giggles psychotically*
Meg: *Screeches when the plane takes off, then quiets down, barely, once in the air; paranoid* What the- We're going to crash...we're gonna die...I'm too young and pretty, and perfect to die, I-
Christine: Meg.
Meg: Yes?
Christine: Be quiet. *Munches on a bag of Cheetos that Elizabeth snuck on and gave to her* Mmmm...Cheeeetttoooosssss....
Raoul: *Humming 'Lady Marmalade'*
Erik: Oh God...*looks at him warily, raising an eyebrow* Why me? Why...
(*Later*)
Elizabeth: *Chewing on ice after having downed a Coke* Yummy...icy goodness...
Nadir: *Shakes his head* You're odd...you know that, right?
Elizabeth: *Nods head really really fast*
Christine: *Fiddling with the buttons on her seat* Hm... *Sees the buttons overhead, presses the one with the lightbulb on it, causing the light to come on over her seat* Ooohhh.... *Entertains herself by pressing the button over and over again, watching the light go on and off*
Raoul: *Wrestling with a bag of pretzels*
Erik: *Rolls his eyes* Give them here...
Raoul: *Hands over pretzel bag*
Erik: *Tries to open pretzels, but fails* Evil...that's what this thing is...
(*Five minutes later*)
Erik: *Tries again to open bag* Can't...open...pretzels...must...open...Gah...what kind of sick, twisted person would make something like this?
Nadir: *Walking past, on the way back to his seat* Probably someone like you.
Erik: Well, yes but-
Nadir: *Takes the bag, opens it easily, then hands it back to him, walking back to his seat*
Erik: *Staring at the bag, twitching spasmodically* ...Evil...
Raoul: *Takes the bag and eats the pretzels*
Erik: *Mumbles* I hate you...
Raoul: *Eats pretzels, oblivious*
(*One hour and fifty-five minutes later...*)
Pilot: Attention passengers- We are about to land at LaGuardia Airport, so would everyone please remain seated and buckle your seatbelts? Thank you.
Elizabeth: *Pops a piece of bubble gum into her mouth and starts chewing as soon as the plane starts to descend*
Meg: *Eyes go wide and she clings to Christine as they hit ground* We-are- gonna-die!!
Raoul: *Looks out the window and sees everything rushing by* Wheee!!!
Nadir: *Bends over and makes some...interesting noises...right as the plane comes to a halt*
Erik: Hm? *His ears start to hurt* Agh...*Pops his ears; sighs* Muuuccchhh better.... *Munches on a bag of plain M&M's*
Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, we at American Airlines thank you for flying with us today. We are now in LaGuardia Airport; the temperature is 32 degrees; there is lots of snow on the ground.
*A faint whimpering noise from the cockpit is heard over the intercom*
Pilot: *At some distance form the intercom* Oh, shut up! Just because I had to throw your stuffed teddy bear out of the window and it got sucked into a jet's engines, doesn't mean that you have to completely wig out!! *At the intercom* Ahem. Much excuses, ladies and gentlemen. That was just my co- pilot. Anyway, have a nice stay in New York City!
Co-Pilot: And don't let the door hit you on the way out!
Pilot: Shut up, Greg!
*Intercom gets shut off*
Elizabeth: *Standing up, scratching her head* Well...that's never happened before...*blinks* Ah, well! *pushes her way through the crowded Coach* C'mon, people move it!
Nadir: *Grabbing his bag and her bags (23 count), follows her, stumbling a bit under the weight of her bags*
Erik: *Stands up, stretches, yawns, cracks his knuckles, and gets his bags out of the overhead compartment*
Raoul: *Has fun blowing bubbles as he stands up*
Erik: *Throwing Raoul his bags* Are you mentally ill, or something, Vicomte?
Raoul: Huh? ...*Twitches*
Erik: Actually, no...you're just 10,000 candles short of the Paris Opera's chandelier...
Christine: *Standing up, trying to pry Meg off of her waist with a crowbar and grab her bags at the same time*
Meg: *Mumbling incoherent things about metal objects, airplanes, bunny- loving-fops and psychopathic phantoms*
Elizabeth: *Waiting with Nadir on the exiting ramp*
Nadir: Thank god that's over!
Erik: ^_^ *Walks off, smiling smugly, accompanying Christine*
Christine: 0_o *Still has Meg wrapped around her waist*
Raoul: *Straggling behind, carrying his bags, Erik's bags, Christine's bags, and Meg's bags*
Elizabeth: Okie-dokie, let's get a move on! We've got to catch a cab before it gets too busy!
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^_^ And that's it for chapter 3! In the next chapter, they hail a cab (should be very humorous). And, as always, please review! Thank you. – PhantomessRose1881