It was eleven o'clock on Saturday morning and Lily Evans was still asleep. What could this girl be dreaming about? It was the only thing the common room could talk about. "She's pregnant. I swear she told me herself. Why else would she sleep so much and avoid James? He's not the father, y'know. Nope, they say it's Peter Pettigrew. What do you mean who? They means people. Gosh, why am I even friend with you?" a gossiping 5th year named Rita Skeeter was telling all her friends. "And yes, Lily told me herself. Why else would I pass on such good information if I didn't know it was true?" As she was saying this, she passed James Potter. A really pissed James Potter.

"What the hell are you spreading bloody rumors about Lily for?" James yelled at Rita. "They're all lies anyway, you bitch! Go entertain yourself with some other crap, but nothing about Lily, got that?"

"I'm just telling the people what they want to know." Rita snapped.

"I'm a person. So is everyone else here. We all want you to shut up!" James said.

"Well, gosh. It's not like it was about him." Rita whispered to her friends as they left. "He's just upset that Peter betrayed him." James walked back to his friends.

"Can you believe her?" James said.

"I don't think I've heard him curse so much since he started going out with Lily." Remus said to no one in particular.

"Lily can change people." Sirius mumbled.

"What was that?" Remus asked.

"Oh, nothing." Sirius said. James eyed him, but said nothing.

"Well, someone should go wake Lily. Half the day is gone. Do you want to do it, James?" Remus said. James stared straight ahead and said nothing. "Okay, I guess I'll do it then." Remus got up and went to Lily room. He knocked on the door. "Lily? It's me, Remus...Lily?" Remus stepped in and saw a lump covered by sheets that he assumed was Lily.

"James... Sirius... Faremlon.... Sirius..." Lily mumbled in her sleep.

"Lily?" Remus said shaking her. Lily woke up eventually. "What's wrong?"

"Nothing. Just overslept, I guess." Lily said, rubbing her eyes.

"You were mumbling Sirius, James and Faremlon or something. Something is wrong." Remus said. "I won't tell anyone. You know I'm not a gossip. Speaking of gossip, did you know that you are pregnant with Peter's baby, which is why you sleep in late and you avoid James? You told Rita Skeeter yourself."

"Oh, really?" Lily smiled.

"So, I forgot. What's wrong?" Remus asked.

"You're not going to leave until I tell you, are you?" Lily asked.

"Probably not." Remus said, sitting on the bed.

Lily took a deep breath and said, "Well, you're not going to believe this."

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