Chapter 4 Carnage City Jail

Prepare for badness!
And a little sadness!
To eject all Pokémon with pain and torture!
With our Cyndaquil here, we have a great scorcher!
To promote this team of lies and hate!
Either torture or death will be your fate!
Jacqueline!
Jack!
Team Rocket hurts Pokémon and steals them too!
We don't care if you prosecute or sue!
Cyndaquil!

Jack sighed. Saying the motto wasn't any fun in jail.

'The police have taken my Cyndaquil away, and now I have to be one!' he thought. 'It's just not fair!' He ran around on all fours saying,

"Cynda, cynda, cynda!"
"Cyndaquil, use your Fire Blast to break this jail wall!" yelled Jacqueline.
"Cynda?" Jack said. 'I can't use fire blast,' he thought. 'that's impossible!'
"Cyndaquil, I...SAID.... USE.....FIRE BLAST!!" Jacqueline was enraged.
Jack, not wanting to feel her fury, ran around crazily spewing fire everywhere. The wall broke, and they ran off. Jacqueline knew that Jack would just have to be a Cyndaquil if they wanted to get any work done. So, she returned Jack to a Pokeball. When she stole back Jack's Cyndaquil, she decided that she should still keep Jack in the Pokeball, so he wouldn't do anything annoying. She was walking along to their headquarters when a Pidgey appeared.

"Get that horrid villain!" Squirtle said, who was training his Pidgey. Pidgey misunderstood, and threw a Pokeball at Jacqueline. She was captured. Now, Stephen owned a Squirtle named Goldeen that owned a Pidgey, which had just captured Jacqueline, who owned James, who owned Cyndaquil. Squirtle returned Pidgey and hid up in a tree to see what Aloof and Stephen were doing back at camp.

"So can I see your Bulbasaur?" asked Aloof, remembering Bulbasaur's great Solar Beam attack.
"SURE YOU AM!" Stephen picked up Bulbasaur the Goldeen.

"But that's a Goldeen!" Aloof was confused.

"ME KNOW! BUT IT AM BULBASAUR!"
"Huh?"
"HUH AM AN DUNSPARCE! HERE IT AM!" Stephen let out his newest Pokémon: Huh the level one Dunsparce. Earlier, while Stephen was catching the Dunsparce with his Master Ball, Squirtle was catching an Abra. Squirtle now told Abra to telepath all information of Stephen to Aloof. Aloof finally understood why Stephen was acting so stupid.

"WATCH DUNSPARCE AY-TACKS!"

"Um....Okay."

"DUNSPARCE USE ALL YOU AY-TACKS!" The Dunsparce tried to flop around to no avail, for it had no arms or legs.
"THAT AM SPLASH!" Dunsparce did nothing.

"THAT ARE FORESIGHT! IT IS HIT IN A FEW PARAGRAPHS!"

'If you are still alive in a few paragraphs,' thought Squirtle.
"LET GET GONE ON POKÉMON ADVENTURE YES?"
"POKÉMON ADVENTURE!" Bulbasaur the Goldeen answered.

Later that night, when all were asleep, Jack popped out of his Pokeball holding Cyndaquil. He found himself in a Pokeball with a sleeping Jacqueline. He popped out one more level, and found himself in a Pokeball with a Pidgey. He popped out again, and found himself in a nice hut, which was actually a Pokeball containing a sleeping Squirtle. He popped out one final time, and ran away. However, Jacqueline secretly followed close behind him.

"Bwahahaha!" James exclaimed. "I have Cyndaquil and Rattata! Even though I no longer own Pidgey, they're enough to go steal more Pokémon to sell, and I can become rich! I WILL FINALLY RULE THE WORLD!" He yelled, breaking into evil laughter. However, Jacqueline caught up with him.
"You nitwit, you forgot me! WE will rule the world!"

"Darn it! You found me!" Jack cried. Jacqueline didn't notice Jack's sorrow, and said,

"That Goldeen Stephen has is very rare and smart. We must steal it." At the prospect of money, Jack forgot his sorrow, and agreed.

"Yes, we must. Bwahahahahaha!"

Our heroes were walking along triumphantly when Jack and Jacqueline appeared. They grabbed Stephen's Goldeen.
"HEY YOU BULBASAUR GIVE RIGHT NOW!" said Stephen. Aloof sent out Delibird, and it used Hydro Pump to send Team Rocket flying away before they could steal anything else. Fortunately, Goldeen blasted off with them.
"THEY ARE STILL HAVING BULBASAUR! NOW HE AM BEING IN THE STATE OF GONE! IT ALL YOUR FAULT!" Stephen ran off crying. However, Aloof, Squirtle, and the Pokedex continued their 'Pokémon adventure', knowing that Stephen would come back sooner or later. Squirtle put on his Stephen suit and translator.

Soon they arrived in Inferno City. Squirtle walked into the Conflagration Gym to battle the gym leader, Damp. Squirtle saw that the battle arena was placed over lava. On the other side of the gym stood Damp the gym leader.
"Welcome to the Conflagration gym. Do you wish to battle?"
"Affirmative," answered Squirtle, the surrogate Stephen.
"You will be battling for the blaze badge. Four Pokémon each no time limit. Any questions?"
"No."
"Then the battle shall begin. Tyrannitar, go," The gym leader said calmly.
"Pidgey, I choose you!" Squirtle threw a Pokeball.
"Tyrannitar, use Nail Flick on this mere Pidgey," ordered Damp. Tyrannitar laughed at the Pidgey then tried to flick it. Pidgey easily dodged it.

"Pidgey, cover the lava with an ice beam!"
"JYOOOO!!!" Pidgey flapped its wings, and ice covered the field. Tyrannitar slipped on the ice, and fell down over ice-covered lava. Pidgey used a volley of Wing Attacks, and every one hit Tyrannitar, who couldn't stand back up on
the ice. Pidgey broke the ice that Tyrannitar was laying on with a wing attack, and the weakened Tyrannitar sank helplessly into the lava.
"Tyrannitar, return! Your Pidgey is very powerful. But it is not powerful enough for my next Pokémon, which is...

Stephen: WHO'S THAT POKEMAN? Obvious silhouette of Magmar appears
After a fifteen-minute commercial break, Magmar appears in the silhouette

Stephen: IT AM BE THE MAGMAR!

"Magmar, go," said Damp nonchalantly. "You know what to do, Magmar."
"You know what to do Pidgey," Squirtle mirrored, and Pidgey understood. Magmar used Flamethrower, quickly followed by a Hyper Beam, which pushed the Flamethrower even faster. Inches away from Pidgey, the Hyper-flamethrower-beam turned
around and hit Magmar. Pidgey had used Mirror Move! While Magmar was still recharging, Pidgey flew up and back down for a Sky Attack for the knockout! Pidgey began the happy dance.
"Charizard, go, and use Fire Blast," Said Damp. Charizard's Fire Blast knocked Pidgey out, because this intelligent bird Pokémon wasn't paying any attention while doing the happy dance.
"Pokeball, go!" Squirtle yelled, and his Pokeball revealed a Rattata.
"Rattata, use your Focus Energy quickly!"
"Flamethrower, Charizard," Damp said.
"Rattata, mimic Charizard's flying abilities!" Rattata finished Focus energy, and it jumped out of the way of Charizard's Flamethrower. Rattata began to fly up magically into the air. Traveling with Squirtle was helping Aloof learn much more about avant-garde battling techniques. A crowd and a news reporter had appeared on the battle scene.
"Hyper Fang!"
"Flamethrower." Rattata flew up to Charizard and bit it. It bit so hard that Charizard's flamethrower missed, and fired at the ground. The ice covering the ground went up in flames.

"Super Fang!" Rattata bit on Charizard's wing, and the fire dragon fell onto the fiery ground, unable to fly.
"Amazing!" said the news reporter. "What looked like Charizard's advantage of being able to cause the ground to go up in flames to burn Rattata no matter where it ran quickly changed when Rattata used mimic!" Charizard lay on the ground, its wing broken. The absurdity of this whole scene did not strike anyone as odd.
"Water Gun, Rattata!" Rattata shot a stream of water at Charizard's flame tail, causing it to almost burn out. The hurt Charizard used one final Hyper Beam, and fainted. The Hyper Beam hit Rattata, and the rat Pokémon also fell to the flames and fainted. Squirtle had two Pokémon left, as opposed to Damp's one. The flames had melted the ice, and the stadium was covered with water.
"Rapidash, go!" The fire horse ran out of its Pokeball only to slip and slip on the wet ground. Squirtle sent out Ditto.
"Ditto, transform into the water!" In the spirit of the wicked witch of the west, Ditto melted into the water. Rapidash ran around looking for Ditto, confused. It slipped on the water again, but this time it could not stand back up.
"Ditto, good job, I'm replacing you with Abra!" Abra read Squirtle's mind for Squirtle's plan. It teleported high above Rapidash, which was busy trying to get up off of the slippery ground, used Physic to keep Rapidash in one place while it body slammed it. Rapidash was paralyzed, and Abra finished it off with one final Physic. Squirtle had won! The news reporters went crazy, and slapped themselves with carrots. Just kidding! They gathered around Squirtle asking him questions. Squirtle, dressed as Stephen, water gunned them away; confusing them beyond normality. Damp gave Squirtle the badge, and shook his hand. Everyone cheered. Suddenly, Stephen ran in, and Squirtle quickly took off his Stephen suit. Squirtle gave the badge to Stephen and,

"YAY I EARN ME SECOND BADGE!" Damp was very confused, and he decided that it was finally time to turn on the air conditioning. After they came out of the hot gym, they could see in the bright sunlight that there was a Goldeen on Stephen's shoulder.

"AND IT ALL THANK YOU BULBASAUR ME GET THAT HERE BADGE!"
"Um...Stephen? How did you get back 'Bulbasaur'?" asked Aloof.
"BOUGHT ONLINE EBAY SOMEONE TEAM ROCKET NAMED! IT WERE CHEAP! ONLY 936,739,492
DOLLARS! NOT NEARLY, MUCH AM BULBASAUR ARE REALLY WORTH! BULBASAUR BEST! BY THE
WAY CHARGE I ALL MONEY TO CREDIT CARD DAD MINE OWN! PAY FOR IT HE DOES WHEN TELL
HIM I BULBASAUR SUCH GREAT POKEMAN!"