Chapter 7 - Clefairy
"SOON I EARN SIXTH BADGE! THEN TWO BADGE!
THEN! POKÉMON ADVENTURE!" Stephen and
his friends sat
outside of an ice cream parlor.
"Uhhh...Stephen? Don't you
mean Pokémon League?" Aloof asked.
"POKÉMON
ADVENTURE!" Aloof had a sweatdrop. A Clefairy ran up to
them.
"Clefairy!" It said.
"OH WOWS THE TOOTH FAIRY! TAKE
I TOOTH AND GIVE I MONEY!"
"Clefairy?" Clefairy looked
confused.
"Here Clefairy!" called Aloof.
"Clefairy!"
Clefairy hopped onto Aloof's lap. "Clefairy!" It said happily
as it
smiled.
"WHAT RIP-OFF! TOOTH FAIRY NO GIVES I RICHES!"
Clefairy started moving its arms
for a Metronome.
"Fairy,
fairy, fairy, fairy!" It sang like in Pokémon Stadium.
"UP
UP DOWN RIGHT RIGHT LEFT UP DOWN!" Stephen said.
"What?"
Aloof asked.
"CLEFAIRY MOVE ARM THAT THERE WAY! ME REMEMBER AND
WIN!"
"Huh?" Aloof did not waste her time playing stupid
video games. The Clefairy
finished moving its arms, and all of
Stephen and company's backpacks appeared in
Clefairy's arms.
It had used Thief! Clefairy ran off.
"Abra, go! Use Teleport!"
Aloof threw Abra's Pokeball into the air, and Abra
teleported in
front of Clefairy.
"Clefairy!" Clefairy screamed in surprise.
Abra took the stuff from Clefairy,
and teleported it back to
Aloof. Abra got back in its Pokeball. Clefairy started
using
Metronome again.
"Fairy, fairy, fairy, fairy!" It sang as it
moved its arms. A hammer appeared
out of nowhere and bonked
Clefairy on the head 9 times and Clefairy sat down
and
cried.
"Pokeball, go!" Aloof threw an empty Pokeball at
Clefairy, catching it.
"I caught a Clefairy!" Aloof did a pose
with Clefairy's Pokeball.
"Squirtle!" Squirtle said, and
hopped into the picture and did a different
pose. Stephen was not
as happy.
"NO FAIR! TOOTH FAIRY IS NO GIVE MOOLA TO
I!"
Technically, there is no such thing as-- the Pokedex said.
Aloof clamped her
hand over its speakers.
"Quiet! He doesn't
know that! Don't say anything about it!" She whispered.
Uhh...Oh
yeah! Poor Stephen, the tooth fairy did not come! Yeah!
They
continued on their path to the next city, when a Spearow
hopped into their path.
Spearow. Level one. Something gone wrong
from a cloning experiment. Knows
growl. Not able to grow levels,
fly, or learn new moves, said the Pokedex.
"AWW SPEAROW POOR!
IT OK NO ABLE FLY YOU! BET I NO ONE CAPTURE YOU BECAUSE
MEAN! YOU
I CAPTURE!" Stephen threw his second to last Master Ball in
existence
at Spearow. Everybody groaned.
"RIGHT ALL ME CATCH
SPEAR-OW! NICKNAME I YOU BRITNEY!"
"Britney Spearow, the bird
that can't fly," groaned Aloof.
And now for something
completely different.
Mini-Movie: Pokémon in China
Akira
Itoshi got up and yawned. He had just turned ten, and he wanted
a
Pokémon. He looked out the window, and he saw Doduo
sleeping.
"Good, that means it's early," he thought. He got
himself dressed and he ran to
Professor Bark's laboratory. It
stood four times the height of Ampharos, and
three times as large
as Arcanine. There was a lightning rod on the top of the
building
to absorb electricity into a generator. Akira walked up to
the
building, staring in awe. Even though he passed it every time
he walked to
school, he was amazed every time he saw it. As on
Bill's lighthouse, there were
many different silhouettes of
Pokémon on the door. He recognized his favorite
Pokémon,
Arcanine, right away. He pressed the intercom button.
"Hello,
Professor Bark speaking," a voice spoke.
"Hi, it's me,
Akira!" Akira said into the intercom. "I've come to get
a
Pokémon!"
"Err... Why don't you come in?" The
doors opened, revealing a long hallway. Akira
had never been
inside Professor Bark's laboratory before, although he had seen
it
many times on television.
"Second door on your right!"
Professor Bark's voice echoed through the hallway.
Akira walked
in, admiring the décor. He walked in the second door on the
right.
Akira entered the room and gasped. This was the Pokémon
storage room that he had
seen many times on TV. The shelves were
normally filled with Pokeballs, but now
they were all gone!
"Team
Rocket stole your Pokémon!" Akira yelled aloud. Professor
Bark sat at a
computer typing. He stopped typing and turned to
Akira.
"I'm afraid not, they would be too easy to keep out,
and even if they did we
could track them easily. The Pokémon
have gone to China."
"Why?"
"Because that twit, the
'Pokémon Inspector' has claimed that living conditions
in
my multi-billion dollar synthetic Pokémon habitats are
unhealthy for Pokémon,
and that all Pokémon must be
bred and raised in China! The truth is, that China
has too little
Pokémon in their communist system, so they decided to use
MY
Pokémon to improve THEIR economical growth!"
"Wuh...What?"
Akira had been trying hard not to fall asleep.
"Some people
unfairly took my Pokémon to China.
"Oh."
"I saved
one Pokémon though, a young and stupid Psyduck. At least it
doesn't
have a headache. Anyway, it was easy to save, because
the Pokémon Inspector
didn't want it."
"I'll
take anything!" Akira pleaded; secretly disappointed he couldn't
choose
Squirtle.
"I will let you have Psyduck, a Pokedex,
some Pokeballs and other useful items,
if you promise me to get my
Pokémon back from China! This Pokedex should tell
you if a
Pokémon belonged to me or not. If it used to belong to me,
catch it
with one of these Pokeballs." He gave Akira a few
Pokeballs with a 'B' engraved
on the front. "The Pokémon
will remember its true owner, and even if it already
belongs to
somebody, it will go in the Pokeball. When you catch it, send it
to
me, and I'll replenish your supply of 'Barkballs' as I
call them. If the Pokedex
tells you a Pokémon is not mine,
you may capture it the normal way if it is
wild.
Understand?"
"Yeah," answered Akira.
"Will you do it?
If you complete your task I'll give you an Arcanine..."
Professor
Bark knew how much Akira liked Arcanine.
"Sure!" Answered
Akira, and Professor Bark gave him a backpack. He walked
outside
with Professor Bark, and he climbed into Professor Bark's
helicopter,
piloted by the Professor's assistant, Jan
Itor.
"Good luck," Professor Bark said as the helicopter rose
into the sky. Professor
Bark waved them goodbye as the helicopter
flew off into the distance. Akira
looked in the backpack Professor
Bark had given him. There were many useful
items inside, along
with money. When they arrived in China, Jan showed Akira to
the
hotel he was staying at then bid him goodbye. Professor Bark was
paying for
it. Akira checked into his five star hotel, and then
went to bed.
"RING RING RING! RING RING RING! WAKE UP! WAKE
UP! RING RING.."
"BAMMM!" Akira slammed his annoying alarm
clock off. The person before him in
this room must have set it.
What crazy person would want to get up in 1 in the
morning? He
groaned and went back to sleep.
Meanwhile......
Psyduck
popped out of its Pokeball in another room. It cocked its head
and
looked around.
"Psy?" It walked into Akira's room. It
tail whipped Akira's feet trying to wake
him up.
"Psy?
Duck? Psy?" Psyduck thought he belonged to Professor Bark, so it
used
confusion to open the hotel window. It jumped out in search
of Professor Bark.
"PSY-AYE-AYE!!!!" Psyduck fell more stories
then at a library. IT used
confusion to move Akira's bed onto
the ground, and it landed softly on the bed.
It hopped off, used
Confusion to move its fingerprints off of the bed, and
waddled
away.
Akira woke up on his bedroom floor. He stood up,
wondering where his bed was.
He dressed, and got his backpack. He
took the elevator down to the receptionist,
who was watching the
news on TV.
"My bed seems to be missing, do you know where it
is?"
"Does it look like this?" She pointed to the television
screen. Officer Jennies
were scattered around his bed, inspecting
it.
"AHH! That's my bed! How did it get there?" It was
obviously a rhetorical
question, because he ran out the door
without waiting for an answer.
"What happened? That's my bed!"
He asked an Officer Jenny.
"We have no idea, this bed has no
fingerprints on it except for Akira
Itoshi's!"
"That's
me!"
"We think that this is the work of a Physic Pokémon."
"A
Physic Pokémon?"
"That's right. Maybe a confusion
attack. Don't worry, the insurance company
will pay for a new
bed."
"Well I better get going. Goodbye Officer Jenny, and
thanks!"
"Bye!" And with that, Akira rode off on his rental
bicycle to the Pokémon
Center to get information about the
stolen Pokémon.
'Nurse Joy can help me,' he thought
while riding his bike Professor Bark had
paid for. 'she would
care about stolen Pokémon.' When Akira reached the
Pokémon
Center though, the doors were locked and it was
closed. He saw a sign hanging on
the door that read:
POKÉMON
CENTER CLOSED FOR ECONOMICAL DISTRIBUTION OF POKÉMON
"What
the heck does that mean?" Akira wondered out loud. A hooded man
appeared
out of nowhere and said,
"The sign means that it's
too costly to run a Pokémon Center here, and it's not
worth
it because of the lack of trainers in China. The Nurse Joys
are
distributing Pokémon so they can re-open. These Pokémon
came from Professor
Bark, who is said to have gladly donated them,
but that's not the truth. The
evil emperor stole 'em, and they
are distributing his millions of Pokémon to the
poor who
will not take care of them, and the Pokémon Center will have
to re-open
to take care of them, thus causing a new tax that the
evil emperor can use."
"How did ya' know that was what I was
wondering about?" Akira asked, and he
turned to see the hooded
man. The hooded man was gone, and in its place. Akira
picked it up
and threw it onto the ground.
"Go...whoever!" he said. Out
popped a Magikarp. It flopped on the ground
helplessly,
saying,
"Karp, karp, magikarp, karp, karp, magikarp,"
"A
Pokémon! That reminds me, I think I'll to some training with
Psyduck! Go!"
He threw Psyduck's empty Pokeball into the air.
It landed on the ground, and
nothing came out.
"Hey..what
happened?" The empty Pokeballs mechanism thought Akira wanted
to
catch the Magikarp, and the Magikarp was sucked in.
"Hey,
I don't want a Magi—"He was interrupted by his
Pokedex.
"Magikarp caught. Congratulations!"
End of Mini-Movie
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