The Legend of Zelda

Clashing Swords

By Rezu-chan

Authors Note:

Rezu: OK, I decided to change the title, and make this a whole different kind of experience... LoZ: Eternity will probably wind up being the Three-quel! Heeheehee!

Rown: All right, so what's the idea this time, Rezu-sama?

Rezu: I'm glad you asked, my dear Rown-kun! The idea this time, is that I thought Eternity was a little bit too boring for our own good. So I decided to do this instead.

Rown: Well then, what do you say we get things started?

Rezu: I say that's the best idea I've heard all day! And I just came back from a funeral!

Rown: Really?

Rezu: Yeah, but that's not important! The important thing is that if you don't stop being so nosy, I'll have to kill you and replace you with my other Custom Character, Sarge.

Rown: All right, all right!

Rezu: Let's get started! Tell the people the Disclaimer, Rown-kun!

Rown: Rezu does not own LoZ: WW, or any of the characters in the games. She only owns this fic, Gornon, me, and all those annoying little fairies that always stopped Tetra and Link from telling each other their feelings from LoZ: Awakening Spells.

Rezu: All right! Start the Chapter! Chapter One: Extremely Surprising!

Chapter One An Ordinary Beginning

It had been two, long years since the defeat of Gornon: Son of Ganon. The Triforce of Power no longer existed, and the Triforces of Courage and Wisdom had rule over the land.

The kingdom once with no name now was called Trirule, in remembrance of the lost Kingdom of Hyrule and in honor of the Triforces. Even though it was a boy dressed in green and a female captain of the Pirate Ship who saved the land when it was called by nothing, there was still no King or Queen.

The now sixteen-year-old Link walked through the Black Haven. His once bare hands now had long brown gloves with his Power Bracelets over them, and an abnormally strong steel sword had replaced his Light Sword.

He walked around in those Iron Boots, and a firm grip on his Steel Sword. The sword was held over his shoulder as he walked down the darkened trail. Link was looking to go to the Fairies Fountain in the Black Haven because his best friend, who just happened to be his girlfriend, needed to speak with him and the Fairy Queen.

He looked up at the trees covering the sky from view, smiling dreamily as he thought of the girl he loved. Her soft blonde hair curled up into a bun, beautiful blue eyes, and the Bokoblin that was chasing after her... Wait a minute...

"Link!!" the girl shouted, trying to keep the white towel wrapped around her from falling as she ran toward him.

She got behind him, her shoulder-length blonde hair bouncing as she did the turn. Putting a soft hand on his shoulder and using the other to hold up the towel, she spoke.

"Why is there a Bokoblin here? They all disappeared when Gornon was defeated..."

Link shrugged, trying to hide his blush. It seemed as if Tetra had gone for a dip in a Hot Spring before she would go to the Fairies Fountain to meet up with him. He took a deep breath before looking to the Bokoblin and doing a Jump Attack with his new Steel Sword.

The Bokoblin was pushed back up the trail, but it came back down, and Link was ready. He did a horizontal slice from both the left and the right, then jumped up and did two vertical slices. The Bokoblin fell to the dark grassy ground, black blood spilling out of it.

This was really not a sight Tetra should have been seeing, so she turned and covered her eyes.

Link, on the other hand, just narrowed his eyes at the dead Bokoblin. Soon the lifeless enemy turned into purple smoke, leaving nothing with a Joy Pendant in its place.

The warrior clothed in green smiled, sheathing his sword, picking up the Joy Pendant and walking up to his girlfriend.

"It's been quite a while since we've gotten any more of these, hasn't it?"

Tetra turned her head to look back into his bright blue eyes. Blue stared into blue, and then she smiled.

"Yeah, it sure has..."

Link's smile curled into a smirk as he put the pendant away and put his hands on her bare shoulders

"Were you taking a bath when you were attacked?"

Tetra blushed, looking away from him but nodding. Both of her hands now held her towel tightly and shakily. Perhaps she was thinking that Link would try to get it off for his own amusement.

Link put his fisted left hand to his hip and put the other over his eye.

"Aw man... And I missed it..."

Tetra narrowed her eyes, taking one of her hands and slapping him.

"... Pervert..."

Link laughed nervously, rubbing his slapped cheek. Just then, the sound of magic filled the area. He looked up and around, soon seeing the Fire Fairy fly up to them.

"Link, Tetra... The Fairy Queen will see you now..."

The two nodded, walking back up the trail and toward the Fairies Fountain. Tetra was still dressed with nothing but a towel, and Link was doing his best to ignore his screaming hormones to throw the damn cloth off of the girl. Who knew what news the Fairy Queen had for them this time, but usually when the Messenger Mezuno called them to her, it was important.

Author's Note:

Rezu: All right, it was short... And I went a little overboard with the Hentai, but hey... I'm a Nut! -b

Rown: You really are, Rezu-sama... I can't even believe that you created a serious character like me...

Rezu: Serious? I'll show you serious...

- Flash Back -

Rown: Hey Gornon, what's up?

Gornon: Uhh... Nothing much, Man... But... err... You've got bananas in your ears...

Rown: What?

Gornon: Dude! You've got bananas in your ears!

Rown: WHAT?!

Gornon: I SAID YOU'VE GOT BANANAS IN YOUR EARS!!!!!!!

Rown: Still can't hear you! I've got bananas in my ears!

- End of Flash Back -

Rezu: I rest my case...

Rown: You're an idiot...

Rezu: No, I'm not. You are! And I've got proof!

Rown: Crap...

Rezu: Haahaa... Anyway! That's all for now! - Bye!