Chapter 9 - Yeah!
Poor Goldeen. The only thing it can say is yeah. Whatever will our heroes do?
"BULBASAUR, YOU IS BEING OK, YES NOT?" Stephen asked Bulbasaur the Goldeen.
"YEAH!" Moreover, no one knew about the disease, except Goldeen the Squirtle who didn't know Goldeen had it. Why Goldeen had this disease, no one knows why. Suddenly, a Natu appeared. It began to hop around, for it could not fly.
"OH, WOWS! AN TUTU!"
"Nan de?" asked Natu. "Kore wa BAKA desu neigh!" This meant, "What the... You're stupid!"(He was talking to Stephen)
"Does is you're understand what say him, Balbasaur?"
"YEAH!" answered Goldeen. Squirtle understood him, for Squirtle was fluent in 50 different languages.
"He's speaking Japanese," said Squirtle, although no one could understand him. He took out the ditto translator and put it on. "He's speaking Japanese," he said. Aloof was already kneeling down to the small Natu, for Aloof spoke Japanese also.
"Natu anata no Nihongo?" asked Aloof.
"Hai! So desu neigh!" In other words, "Are you Japanese?"
"Yes!"
"Pokeball go!" Stephen threw his Pokeball at Natu. Natu could not understand English, so it did not know that a Pokeball was being thrown at it. The ball sucked Natu into it, and the middle of it turned white. DING!
"YAYS, I CAPTURE POKÉMON! LET CELEBRATE!" Ditto Pikachu came out of its Pokeball.
"Pikachu!" Pikachu said.
"EVERY BODY AM GOES!!" Dunsparce and Natu came out of their Pokeballs.
"Dunsparce!" Dunsparce said.
"Dame Wakáru," Natu said.
(I do not understand)
"Don't worry Natu, I'm sure you'll be happy with your new owner," Aloof said in Japanese. Meanwhile, Stephen was doing the happy dance with Bulbasaur the Goldeen. He abruptly stopped dancing when he heard a rustling in the bushes.
Prepare for badness!
And a little sadness!
To flood the world with pain and crime!
We are dirty villains, dirtier than slime!
To announce the evil that we have done!
How much crime? More than a ton!
Jack!
Jacqueline!
We bet that you never really knew,
That Team rocket's mascot is a Kangaroo!
I thought it was Cyndaquil!
Be quiet, Cyndaquil doesn't rhyme with 'knew' nill!
Cyndaquil!
"Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!" Jack said in a high-pitched voice, similar to the witch in the wizard of Oz. "I'll get you and you're little Pokémon too!" Team rocket jumped out of the bushes, and used a freeze blaster gun on everyone, except Natu. Everyone was frozen, and Team Rocket piled everything into a balloon with a Cyndaquil on it.
"We have you now!" Jacqueline laughed. Natu hopped into the balloon, and used Peck on the ice that was Aloof. Aloof thawed, beat up Jack and Jacqueline, threw Cyndaquil over the side of the balloon and fell asleep. Natu did too. The Balloon was getting higher, and higher, with no one to stop it. The balloon popped, and they fell 240 feet down and...
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They were teleported to some kind of garden. Team Rocket ran away in fear of the scary Natu, and Stephen returned all his Pokémon except Goldeen the Squirtle and Bulbasaur the Goldeen. Everyone looked down into the valley that our heroes were standing on the edge of, and saw many Bulbasaurs. It was the evolution ceremony
Squirtle's Bulbasaur ran down into the valley as everyone watched in awe.
"WHAT ARE THIS HERE BEING!?!" Stephen asked Aloof.
"It's a ceremony when Bulbasaur evolve," she answered.
"OH! WHY NO YOU TELL I THIS?" Stephen threw Bulbasaur the Goldeen into the pit.
"LUCKY GOOD IN EVOLVES BULBASAUR!!" A Venasaur stamped out of a tree.
"Saurrrr!" He said.
"Saurrr!" Everyone answered, except Goldeen. They repeated this, until every Bulbasaur had evolved, except Goldeen.
"Saur?"
"Goldeen, Goldeen!"
"Saur, saur!"
"Ivysaur! Ivysaur!" There was an argument between Goldeen and everyone else. Translated version:
"Why aren't you evolving?"
"YEAH!"
"You must evolve!"
"We agree!"
"YEAH!"
"Are you sure you're a Bulbasaur?"
"YEAH!"
"Well evolve then!" Stephen got angry. Stephen was dangerous when angry.
"IF ME BULBASAUR NO EVOLVE IT AM NO HAVE TO!" He ran into the valley.
"YOU BULLY BIG AM VENASAUR! BULBASAUR NO EVOLVES IF IT AM NO WANTING TWO!!"
not a typo
"YEAH!" said Goldeen.
"If Bulbasaur doesn't want to evolve it none has too!"
"Saurrr!" Venasaur roared, and the tree blossomed with flowers.
"Don't you want to have that kind of power, Bulbasaur?" Aloof asked Goldeen.
"YEAH!" Goldeen answered. By now, Venasaur was very confused.
"Venasaur?" he asked. Suddenly, Team Rocket floated over the valley with a giant Cyndaquil balloon. They said their motto, and then used a giant vacuum to vacuum everything up, besides Aloof and Goldeen. They were the only hope.
"Goldeen! Do something!" Aloof said. The heavens opened up.
"YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAHHHHH!" Goldeen said, and it took in sunlight. It fired a Solar Beam at the Cyndaquil balloon, and Team Rocket blasted off again. Goldeen began to evolve! It evolved into Ivysaur! Venasaur and Ivysaur thanked them all and they went on their way, Squirtle having a new Ivysaur, and Stephen having one too. Suddenly, M3W appeared.
"1 4M M3W!" M3W 54). "1 5H4LL U53 D3V0LUT10N B34M!" He did, on Ivysaur, and it devolved back to Goldeen. Mew disappeared.
"N00000!" ST3 -3R I3).
"I knew it," Aloof commented with a sweatdrop.
"At least Goldeen doesn't have yeah disease anymore, right Bulbasaur?" The narrator asked Goldeen.
"YEAH!"
M1N1-M0V13 T1M3!
Lastu Spotu! A one! A two! A three-a here we go!
The music playing inside the trampoline pit that Akira is in is from Game Boy version of Pokémon TCG. This music is played in the game when you see Imakuni? Imakuni? and his Arcanine left the room, and Imakuni? left a present for Akira.
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When Akira woke up, he awoke on his hotel bed. He was in the police station. He looked above him and saw a sign that read,
"Confiscated Evidence." He realized that he was on his bed that had mysteriously fallen. He climbed off his bed and he spied two Pokeballs on the ground. As he opened them, he wondered who the figure was, and what the heck was going on. The first Pokeball revealed Psyduck,, who had somehow gotten a headache. Psyduck held its head in its hands and said,
"Psy-AYE-AYE!" Akira opened the second one. A Growlithe appeared.
"Growlithe!" It said, as it scratched itself. A piece of paper was inside the Pokeball. He read it:
Here is a gift for your Pokémon quest. Use it and other Pokémon to rescue all Pokémon from China. Oh yeah and,
In A.D. 2010 War was beginning
What Happen?
Somebody set us up the bomb
Its you.
Hello Gentlemen, All your base are belong to us
You are on the way to destruction
You have no chance to survive make your time
Take off every 'Zig'
Move 'Zig'
For Great Justice...
The letter ended there.
"Huh?" A question mark appeared over Akira's head.
"Growlithe!" Growlithe jumped over Akira's head, and bit the question mark. Growlithe began chewing it like a bone.
"Ok..." Akira was very confused. He decided to forget it, and continue his quest. He returned his Pokémon, threw the paper away, and walked out of the police station. As he walked out, Officer Jenny saw him.
"How... What... You got in?" Millions of question marks appeared above Officer Jenny's head. As Akira walked out the automatic doors, Growlithe popped out and gathered the question marks into a bag. He returned to his Pokeball, ready for his next adventures.
End Mini-Movie, b FOREVER! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... /b
Now here is a songfic with no tune!
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There is a stupid Psyduck
And a L33t speaking Mew,
How many Pokémon like this, more than a few
A strange Bulbasaur the Goldeen
A Japanese Natu that is quite keen
A Pikachu that is Ditto and
A Squirtle with a big wit oh,
A Britney Spearow, the bird that cannot fly
Misty's Psyduck, with a bad pun on sigh
That is it, we are done
Although there are more like this
Including Teddiursa the Hun!
When Stephen and co. arrived in Puce City, the whole city was empty. They tried to open the Pokémon Center doors, but they would not budge. A tumbleweed blew by.
"Oh, wows! What lively city are here!" exclaimed Stephen.
"Uh.... Yeah, there are so many people here, I could swear that... AHH!!" A ghost interrupted Aloof's sarcastic answer.
"Oh wows! An ALA-TRIO-IZARD! I catches it!" Stephen ran towards the ghost. The ghost slowly floated towards the gym. When they were right next to the gym doors, the ghost turned around. Squirtle and Aloof caught up to the running Stephen.
"Come!" The ghost said, and it floated through the doors. Stephen ran after it, crashing into the doors and fainting. Squirtle got his Stephen suit on, but Stephen woke up. Squirtle got a new suit, courtesy of a Ditto, and put it on Stephen. Now Stephen was Squirtle, and Squirtle was Stephen! Squirtle opened the door, dragging Stephen and Goldeen with him. Aloof cautiously followed. Just as Squirtle had suspected, a Misdreavus floated on the battle arena that lay in front of the doors. On the other side of the gym, in the gym leaders box, there was nothing. The ghost floated to the gym leaders box, and said spookily,
"Follow me!" It teleported to somewhere. Squirtle, Stephen, Goldeen, and Aloof ran into the gym leaders box, and they teleported to the same somewhere. Soon they found themselves in a different gym, in a trainers box.
"You have passed the test," a voice from the other side of the battlefield said. "This city I is b very /b /I lively, and my Misdreavus tested your courage. You followed it into the real gym, and now you will battle me! Of course, had you not been looking for a badge, Misdreavus would have let you enter the real city but.... I could tell that Squirtle here wanted a badge. You do not need a costume Squirtle, I know who you are, for I am Psychic. And I will defeat you blahblahrootabegablahblah" He blabbered on, and Squirtle got angry. He pulled out his friend the Pokedex.
"Pokedex, you know what to do! Pokedex, go!!! Pokedex! Use your tackle attack!" Pokedex tackled the gym leader down. "Now use Mind Erase!" Beams shot out from the Pokedex, and the gym leader, Miss Dreavus, looked dizzy. Squirtle humbly took his Stephen costume off, and also took Stephen's costume off.
"Oh, wows, ghost aM gone now! Look, AN gym leader, bet he have badge for I!" Stephen ran over to the dazed and fainted gym leader, and pulled 151 badges out of his pocket. "Free badge everyone!" Stephen crazily ran out of the gym, throwing badges everywhere. He only kept one, and held it up to the screen. " I earn my second to last badge! My Ghost Badge! Only one more! Than!" He paused for suspense. "POKÉMON ADVENTURE!" Aloof and © caught up to the crazy Stephen.
"POKÉMON ADVENTURE!" Stephen said once again.
"YEAH!" Goldeen answered.