Chapter 11 Clamsy City Showdown
Officer Jenny walked to the desk, Vodka in her hand. She looked very drunk.
"How can I help!" she fell down. "You?" She stood up. Aloof said,
"Team Rocket has stolen a Pokémon!" She explained the rest to Officer Jenny.
"I don't know what we can d-"She fell down again, this time for good. Aloof sighed,
"PSY-DUCK-DUCK!!!" and decided that Squirtle could ecscape on its own. She walked to the gym, and sat on a nearby bench next to the gym doors.
Stephen's Goldeen found Stephen crying in a corner.
"Goldeen, goldeen. Goldeen, goldeen!" Goldeen hopped up and down and attempted to cheer Stephen up.
"GOLDEEN," Stephen sobbed. "I is sorry so being mean person you nickname Goldeen!"
"Goldeen, goldeen!" Goldeen said.
"I is so being glad you me forgive! Love you I doES, Goldeen! Me to be you always is Bulbasaur!" Stephen hugged Goldeen. "Together we get next badge. Then, POKÉMON ADVENTURE!" Stephen stood up an pointed up to the sky, an exciting background behind him.
"Goldeen!" Goldeen hopped to the height of Stephen's finger. Goldeen hopped on Stephen's shoulder, and they walked off.
Squirtle did a bunch of cool stuff, and escaped.
"Isn't that lazy?" he asked the writer.
"...," said the writer. Squirtle pressed a button while Team Rocket was sleeping, and he was teleported to Clamsy City. He landed next to Aloof on the bench. They all walked inside, Squirtle with a Stephen suit on. The gym inside was very ugly and messy. All it was was a bunch of sand and a very high roof.
Stephen walked into the gym through the back door, and stepped into the gym leader box. He saw people on the other side, but it was so far he could not see who they were. He pulled out a loudspeaker and said,
Aloof sat on a bench behind Squirtle to watch Squirtle's last gym battle. Squirtle was too far away to see the gym leader. He heard a loudspeaker say,
"You are battle for badge! You lose, get badge! One on one PokemAn battle!" Squirtle pulled out Ditto binoculars. He saw Stephen. Stephen was a gym leader.
"I should beat him easily," he said to Aloof, than told her whom it was he was battling.
"GOLDEEN AM IS ARE CHOSEN YOU!" Stephen threw Goldeen onto the sand.
"Go, Ivysaur!" A Pokeball revealed Squirtle's Ivysaur, the grass Pokémon. "Sleep Powder!" Squirtle ordered.
"GOLDEEN, IS AM SPLASH USE!" Goldeen did use splash, and dust clouded Ivysaur's eyes. Ivysaur shot the Sleep Powder straight up because it could not see, then fell asleep. Ivysaur was out of the match. Stephen had lost!
"You AM are LOSING! You is got badge!'' Stephen walked up to Squirtle. Stephen saw himself. Stephen fainted. Squirtle picked up a badge, and ventured onto the Pokémon League with Aloof, the Pokedex, and a human suit. This time though, he had no Stephen suit. He had a Loopy suit. Loopy is a human-being wannabee. He has buried himself, so Squirtle used his body. He flew on Pidgeot with Aloof and Pokedex to his original home, and began training his Pokémon. A few months later, the Pokémon League began. He got an invitation in the mail inviting him to come to the Pokémon League. It turned out he was the only one besides Stephen who had gotten all the badges in his own Pokémon League, so there was no contest of getting in. He flew with his friends to the Pokémon League. The ceremony began the next day.
Stephen woke up a few months later. He was in a bed. He looked outside his window, and saw a sign. It said, POKÉMON LEAGUE BEGINS TOMORROW
"OH WOWS!" He said.
"From the Question Mark League, we have Stephen and Loopy! From the Indigo League we have Ash and Gary! From the Exclamation Point league we have Timmy and Ferdinand! From the Amigo League we have Drake and Lance!" Fanfare played as the announcer announced. The crowd cheered, and Stephen was confused. A person walked up to him and said,
"You were in a coma for a few months, and I found you. I found that you had all the badges, so I took you the Pokémon League!"
"OK, that are BE fine! ME battle with Goldeen and Squirt-al!"
"Unfortunately, your Squirtle is gone," the person said.
"OK!" Stephen said.
"Anyway, you must go to this room," The person gave him directions.
Squirtle sat in a room. Pryce, the gym leader walked into the room.
"Hello, and congratulations," he said. "You are the lucky 8 who have been selected for the Pokémon League! First matches we have randomly selected: Ferdinand VS. Stephen! Loopy VS. Drake! Lance VS. Gary! And Ash VS. Timmy! First two battles will be Ferdinand and Stephen; and Loopy and Drake! There are six arenas this League: Ice arena, Water arena, Grass arena, Volcano Arena, Sky arena, and Underground Arena! Randomly, we have selected the Sky Arena and Volcano arena for the first two matches! Drake and Loopy will be on Sky Arena, Stephen and Ferdinand on the Volcano! All matches are full Pokémon battles! Let the Pokémon matches begin!" They all went out of the room, ready for their matches.
MATCH ONE: STEPHEN VS. FERDINAND
"Here comes the red trainer, Stephen! Once a gym leader, he left his gym to collect all the badges! He has Huh, Goldeen, Britney, What, Pikachu, and Squirtle! Unfortunately, Squirtle is lost, so this trainer must try to win with only five Pokémon! And on our left, we have the green trainer, Ferdinand! He as a Tauros, a Miltank, a Tauros, a Miltank, a Tauros, a Miltank, a Tauros, a Miltank, a Tauros...." After five minutes he finished and said, "Let the battle begin!" Two raised trainer boxes were on two sides of a volcano. The volcano had an arena over it, allowing Pokémon to not have to touch the lava.
"Tauros, go!" yelled Ferdinand.
"Huh, choose I you!" Tauros popped out of his Poke ball. Dunsparce did the same.
"Dunsparce! Rest your use!" Dunsparce promptly fell asleep.
"Tauros, use your skull bash!" Tauros pulled his head back. Dunsparce remained asleep. Tauros used Skull Bash, and hit Dunsparce very hard. Dunsparce flew into the air, and landed on Tauros.
"Dunsparce, use Rest!" Dunsparce was already asleep.
"Encore, Tauros!" Dunsparce kept using rest over and over, doing nothing. Tauros soon knocked it out with a few tackles.
"Pikachu, go!" Pikachu the ditto flew out of Stephen's poke ball. "Pikachu you is are now being use Water Gun!"
"Pika?" Pikachu was confused so it used tail whip instead.
"Tauros, use stomp!" Tauros reared up, and jumped on Pikachu's tail. Pikachu had an automatic reaction, and Tauros was electrocuted. Tauros fainted!
"Miltank, go!"
"Use is flamethrower PIKACHU!"
"Miltank, use rolling tackle!" Again, Pikachu was confused so it used agility. Miltank rolled into the lava of the volcano and was knocked out.
"Tauros, go! Use fissure!" Tauros landed, and Pikachu fainted.
"Goldeen, are going!" Stephen picked Goldeen up and threw it at Tauros. The Tauros fainted.
"Miltank, go!"
"Goldeen, splash!" Goldeen hopped up and down, and the ring broke. Of course, the ring was already very weak from the Fissure and Stomp. Miltank fell into the lava.
"Miltank return!"
"Goldeen, no!!!!!" Goldeen sank into the lava. It hopped out though, because it was immune to lava for some strange reason.
"Tauros, go!" Tauros fell into the fire and fainted.
"Tauros, return! Miltank, go!" Miltank fell into the lava and fainted.
"The winner of the match is Stephen!" The crowd said,
"...,"
MATCH TWO: LOOPY (SQUIRTLE) VS. DRAKE
"Here comes the red trainer Drake! This famous person, the leader of the Orange League, is known for having great dragon Pokémon! He has a Dragonite, a Ditto, an Onix, Gengar, Electabuzz, and Venasaur! " Drake stepped into the trainer box. The trainer box was 25 stories high, almost as much as a library, and Pokémon that flew had the advantage because they could occupy more space. For trainers with no flying Pokémon, there was a small platform floating in the middle of the sky. "The green trainer, Loopy is coming in on our left! This infamous Pokémon Trainer has many Pokémon, including Raticate, Pidgeot, Electrode, Abra, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto," after five minutes saying Ditto the reporter said, "and his friend Aloof shares Charizard, Delibird, Gyarados, and Starmie with him! Are you ready trainers? Then let the battle begin!"
"So, your Loopy, aye? Never heard of ya'. I 'spect an easy win this time!" Drake said.
"Squirtle," said Squirtle.
"What?" Squirtle pulled his translator out.
"Just wait and see," said Squirtle.
"Dragonite, go!" Lance threw a Pokeball into the air. Dragonite flew out, and the Pokeball returned to Drake's open hand.
"Delibird, go!"
"Dragonite, use yer Fire Blast!"
"Delibird, Blizzard!" Dragonite flew above Delibird and shot a star of fire at Delibird. A giant cloud surrounded Dragonite, and hail, ice, and snow shot out of it. It covered Dragonite, and Dragonite fell down onto the platform. The Fire Blast hit home, and Delibird fell off the edge.
"Delibird, return!" Before Delibird could die, Stephen returned the bird that could not fly.
"Dragonite, good job matie! It's time for my Po-keh-mon friend, Ditto! Go!"
"Ditto! Go!" Squirtle said.
"Looks like its time for a chicken out match! Whoever dares return their Ditto first loses, remember! Ditto, Transform!" Drake said, and Ditto transformed into Ditto.
"Drake, I'm not so sure about a 'chicken out' match, but Ditto, Transform!"
"Ditto, Transform!"
"Ditto, Transform!"
"Ditto, jump and Transform into the platform!" said Squirtle finally.
"What?" Ditto jumped up, and transformed into the floating platform. Ditto's weight pulled it down, and it smashed Drake's Ditto. It was knocked out.
"Ditto!" Squirtle's Ditto said, and it untransformed to do the happy dance.
"Int' 'resting strategy, young Loopy lad. But here's a Pokémon that's too electric for a Ditto, Electabuzz, go!"
MINI-MOVIE Dugtrio's excellent adventure.
One day, Dugtrio was out digging in the sand happily. He saw a giant Fearow. Young Dugtrio was scared, so it burrowed far underground. Soon, it lost its way, and was very sad. It couldn't remember which way was up, so it decided to go only one way for a while. Unfortunately, it reached the center of the Earth, and the heat burned Dugtrio. Dugtrio was very hot, and it cried for its mother. He saw a man walk by, and the man used a Mater Ball on Dugtrio. The ball was air-conditioned fortunately, so Dugtrio was safe. The man however, was not. A person from a waffle commercial came digging on the other side, and the Pokeball fell down the hole that the boy had dug in the waffle commercial. Dugtrio popped out of its Pokeball and dug its way home. It told its mother what had happened, but no one believed him. A person named Ferdinand walked up to him, and used a Miltank to knock poor Dugtrio out. Dugtrio was fainted, and he soon woke up. He woke up in a bed, and he saw Melanie. She said,
"Dugtrio, you need to go back to the wild!" She carried Dugtrio outside and dropkicked him about 36 acres away. Dugtrio went back home, and dared not tell his mother of his excellent adventure that he had had that wonderful day in May.
END MINI-MOVIE
"Electabuzz, Thunder! Ditto is weak to lightning types ya' know," Drake ordered. The sky grew dark and stormy. Ditto transformed into the platform again. A huge thunderbolt shot down from the cloud, electrocuting the platforms. Both platforms blew to bits.
"Ditto, transform into air!" Ditto transformed into air, so the lightning hurt it very little. Electabuzz fell down the platform less hole.
"Electabuzz, return!" A new platform materialized where the old one used to be. "Go, Venasaur! Sunny day!" Drake ordered, and threw a Pokeball onto the platform revealing a Venasaur. The sun shone hotly.
"Ditto, transform into the platform on my signal!"
"Venasaur, Solar Beam!"
"Now, Ditto!" Ditto transformed into the platform, blocking Venasaur's absorbing, and Ditto landed on Venasaur. Venasaur used Razor Leaf, and Ditto was knocked out.
"Ditto, return! Good job! Charizard, go!" Squirtle ordered.
The scoreboard had the name RED TRAINER on the right side. There was a picture of Drake, and under it a picture of all his Pokémon. Ditto, Electabuzz, and Dragonite's picture were slightly blackened. On the left side, there was a picture of Loopy with GREEN TRAINER above it. Under Loopy's picture, there were Ditto, Delibird, and Charizard. All were blackened except for Charizard's picture
"Charizard, use Fire Blast!" Charizard wasted no time as he flew above Venasaur, and shot the giant Fire Blast at Venasaur. Venasaur was so big, it took up the whole platform. It couldn't move, so it just stood there helpless. Fire Blast hit, and Venasaur was knocked out because of weakness and Sunny Day. Venasaur's picture blackened on Drake's side.
"Onix, go!" Drake said, and threw an Onix onto the platform.
"Charizard, fly under it and use Flamethrower on the platform!" Charizard did, and that was the end of Onix.
"Gengar, go!"
"Charizard, use Flamethrower!"
"Gengar! Use Hypnosis!" Charizard shot the Flamethrower at Gengar, who dodged it, and Charizard fell asleep on the rematerialized platform.
"Dream Eater!"
"Snore!" Charizard snored so loudly that Drake's last part of his order could not be heard. All Gengar heard was
"Dream!" Gengar fell asleep, and began to dream. Charizard continued to use Snore.
"Let's get this over with," Squirtle said, and returned Charizard. He let his Abra out, and commanded Abra to use Psychic on the platform. Abra did, and Gengar fell down, still sleeping. Right before it could hit the ground, it woke up, and began to fly up. Abra floated in mid-air, and used Psychic again. The platform flew down towards Gengar, and hit him. Gengar smashed to the ground. Another platform appeared, and Abra smashed Gengar with it again. Another platform appeared, and Abra repeated. Abra continued doing this, while Gengar was trapped under the rocks. Finally, Gengar fainted. Gengar's picture blackened, and the announcer said,
"Loopy is the win-" He was cut off by the cheering crowd, cheering for Squirtle's victory against the famous Dragon trainer. The platforms were lowered, and Drake walked up to Loopy. He shook his hand, and said,
"Well matie, ya' did good up thar'. I gotta get back to the Orange League if ya' don't mind, so I'll be seeing ya'. Congratulations, and I hope ya' do well. You better beat everyone else for me 'cause ya' beat me." He winked at Loopy, than walked out of the stadium.
Squirtle, Aloof, and the Pokedex rushed to Lance and Gary's battle, and they saw Lance, the victor. They then ran to the next stadium, and saw Ash rejoicing. Timmy was smiling too, but not as big. He walked off.
"Next battles we have Ash VS. Stephen, and Loopy VS. Lance! Ash and Stephen will be in the Underground Arena, Loopy and Lance in the water arena," Pryce said at the next meeting. Squirtle, Aloof, and the Pokedex walked to the Pokémon Center. As Nurse Joy was healing his Pokémon, he congratulated Loopy on his big win.