Chapter 12 Another battle
MATCH THREE: ASH VS TIMMY
"Nice to meet you again, Ash," said Timmy.
"My pleasure," said Ash. Ash was 18 years of age, Timmy was 11. They had both grown 8 years from the time they had met.
"On our left, we have the red trainer, Ash!" The crowd went wild when the announcer announced my master's name. "This famous Pokémon Master has Muk, Pikachu, Pidgeotto, Charizard, Squirtle, Totodile, Chikorita, Cyndaquil, Bulbasaur, Primeape, Lapras, Snorlax, Tauros, Jigglypuff who he recently caught and likes to use in team battles with Snorlax, and a Dugtrio! On our right, the green trainer, young Timmy, is an old friend of Ash! He is a Meowth trainer with a Meowth, Persian, Meowth, Persian, Meowth, and Persian! All of his cat Pokémon know different types of every kind of- I mean different kind of types for every attack! Are both trainers ready?" Ash nodded.
"Pikachu," said I.
"Then let the battle begin!"
"Me-ow-ith, I choose you!" Timmy yelled childishly as he threw a Pokeball onto the grassy field.
"Pikachu?" Ash said as he looked at me.
"Pika!" I answered.
"Okay then! I choose you, Pikachu!" I ran out into the field ready for battle.
"Me-ow-ith, Ancient Power!" Rocks from the ground shot up at me, flying toward my face.
"Pika!" I yelled in surprise.
"Pikachu, use Agility!"
"Pika," I answered as I nodded my head. I jumped from top to top of each rock that approached me.
"Pikachu, Thunderbolt!"
"Pika!" I jumped above Meowth, ready for my attack.
"Meowth, use Dig!" Meowth furiously used its sharp claws to dig a hole underground. I used thunderbolt all the same, and it failed. Meowth came up behind me, hitting me by surprise.
"Pikachu, Swift!" I shot tiny little stars at Meowth, who was hit by them.
"Hurry, Zap Cannon!" I concentrated hard on my best attack. I closed my eyes and imagined a cannon floating in the air. I opened them, and saw the cannon! My attack had worked! I sat back, and watched the cannon fire a Lightning bolt at Meowth. Meowth was hit, and was still down from Swift. It was paralyzed, and one more Thunderbolt from me knocked him out. Timmy held up Meowth's Pokeball, and started to return Meowth. Suddenly,
Prepare for Weirdness!
And a bearded Ness!
To steal Pikachu is our only goal!
We don't even want to win the super bowl!
We may be stupid to only want this!
But if we have Pikachu we will be in bliss!
Jessie!
James!
Team rocket fail at the speed of light!
At least we do it without a fight!
WOB-A-FETTTT!
Meowth looked up.
"T-t-team-eowth?"
"Meowth! Where have you been? What are you doing here?" Jigglypuff popped out of Ash's Pokeball, and ran to Timmy's Meowth with open arms. They hugged each other, and Meowth began to explain.
"Ya' meowth!"
"Here Meowth, have a translator," I said in Pika language. I got one from Ash's backpack, and Meowth put it on.
"Ya' see, one day, Team Rocket was planning their next attack. They decided to focus on only catching Pikachu. I didn't say it, but Pikachu here is my good buddy! I was angry with ya' two, so I ran off. I got lost though, and wanted to come back. I couldn't find ya', but I found Jigglypuff. Together, we set off to find ya' two and ta' conquer Jigglypuff's dream. We recently ran into Ash though, who caught Jigglypuff. Jigglypuff's dream has been fulfilled, because Snorlax listened to her song all da' way through! This Meowth trainer, Timmy caught me, and I couldn't find ya' two! I've lost my ability to talk though, but my friend Timmy here treated me well, and made me stronger! I grew good from my years with Jigglypuff so I don't want to be with Team Rocket no more!"
"Meowth, if that's what you wish then fine! But we'll still steal Pikachu!" I thunder shocked them away.
"We're blasting off again!"
"Meowth, return," said Timmy. "Persian, go!"
"Pikachu, return!" I hopped back to Ash's side to watch the battle.
"Charizard, go! Flamethrower!" The flamethrower caused the whole arena to go up in flames. Persian tried to hop out of the way, but it couldn't do it.
"Charizard, use Seismic Toss! Charizard picked Persian up and flew high into the sky. It slammed the Persian to the ground.
"Body Slam!" Charizard flew down onto the Persian that was already on the ground. "Fire Blast!" Charizard blew a tremendous Fire Blast at the Persian.
"Persian, return! Meowth, go!" A Meowth popped out of Timmy's Pokeball.
"This Meowth was Timmy's first Pokémon! It didn't want to evolve though, so Timmy let it stay a Meowth!" The crowd went wild at this announcer's announcement.
"Charizard, Earthquake, then Fire Blast, then Seismic Toss, then Body slam!" A huge Earthquake caused Meowth to fall down unable to attack. Charizard Fire Blasted it as it flew closer to it, then picked it up. It flew up high, and then threw Meowth onto the ground. It flew down towards Meowth and body slammed it for a knockout.
"Meowth, return! Persian, go! Ice Beam!" Persian froze Charizard into an ice block.
"Charizard, return! Primeape, go! Use your Ancient Power 3 times!"
"Persian, Payday!" Huge rocks came up from the ground when Primeape raised his hands. Persian threw many coins at the rocks, which broke most of them. There were too many though, and it was super-effective. Persian fainted.
"Meowth, go!" More Ancient Rocks hit Meowth.
"Persian, go! Hydro Pump! The room filled with water, and Primeape nearly drowned.
"Primeape, return!" Pikachu, Thunder! I hurriedly rushed out and jumped above the water. I Thundered it, knocking out Persian.
"The winner of the match is the red trainer, Ash!" The crowd went wild. Timmy smiled and said,
"That was a great match Ash. I'm just glad I got all 8 badges!" Timmy said. They shook hands.
Mini-Movie: Hamburgers go to Poland
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(Flesch-Kincaid grade level: 8.1) ('cheap humor')
Later described in future teachings
MATCH FIVE: ASH VS STEPHEN
''On our left we have the green trainer, Ash! On our right, the red trainer Stephen is entering! Please take your places in the trainer box." They did, and the trainer boxes started to move. The box moved into the underground. There was some open space, but not a lot in the arena. The top was covered with unbreakable steel. Digging Pokémon had an advantage because there was so much dirt to use, yet little space for other types.
"Are you both ready? Then let the battle begin!"
"Goldeen, I is are chosen you!"
"Bulbasaur, I choose you!"
"Goldeen, dig!" Unfortunately, Goldeen did not know dig, so it used Fly instead. It flew up, and hit the short roof. POOMF! Goldeen smashed into the steel and fell back down.
"I weaken PokemAn! I now it catch!" Stephen threw a Master ball at Ash's Bulbasaur.
"Hey, that's not fair!" Ash said. Ash caught the Master Ball.
"Bulbasaur, use Sunny Day!" Ash commanded. The sun shone brightly. But not underground.
"Never mind, hurry and use Solar Beam!" Ash said. Bulbasaur tried to take in sunlight, but it couldn't.
"Uh... ok, then use Razor Leaf!" Ash said. A plethora of leaves hit Goldeen, and it was almost knocked out.
"Goldeen, no!" Goldeen suddenly started to glow. It turned completely white.
"OH NOS, Goldeen AM dying and ME CAN sAW even heaven going him!" Stephen exclaimed. The white Goldeen shape changed shape, and it stopped glowing. A strong figure took the place where Goldeen used to be standing.
"Nickname you Seakingdragonairgler I does!" Stephen said. The creature had flippers and the horn of Seaking. It had the fin of Kingdra. It had pincers of Kingler. And it had a circle thing on its head and a tail like a Dragonair's.
"Professor Oak walked into the arena, and took a magnifying glass out to study it.
"Hmm... interesting specimen. Here, have this," he handed Stephen a Pokeball. "You use that. For now I must study this creature. Stephen opened the Pokeball. A M3W popped out.
"H3110," it said. "1 4M TH3 L33T 5P34K1NG M3W 0F D34TH!" In this order, it killed (gruesome, aint it) Ash's Bulbasaur, Squirtle, Chikorita, Lapras, Charizard, and Snorlax.
"The winner of this match are, I mean is (darn, now he has me speaking weird!) Stephen!"
Mini Movie Ash and his master ball
Ash walked on a new Pokémon journey. He had used the Master Ball he had gotten from Stephen to catch Magikarp level one that can't learn new moves or grow levels or experience points. On purpose I mean. This is because Ash had duplicated the Master Ball. How? He threw the Master Ball at M,4t38594857075 or whatever, and then pressed up, select b on the beginning screen of Pokémon. It said, erase all saved data? He said YES, and the Master Ball duplicated. This will work in your game boy too. Yeah. Really. But we are not liable for any damage done to your game. Even though only coughBADcough good will come out of it. Yeah. It worked for the twerp I mean Ash. Oh yeah, and we are Team Rocket. I mean we aren't. So don't get any ideas of us wanting to mess up your game. Yeah.