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Author: Hi!
Kuno: Where is my fierce tigress!
Ryuu: What in seven hells are you doing here?
Author: There are seven hells??
Kuno: These peasants do not own me, nor any of the Ranma 1/2 cast.
Ryuu: Who's a peasant, you freak?
Author: Nice one, Ryuu...
Kuno: I must find the devious Tendo! (Runs off)
Ryuu: (Chases Kuno) Stay away from Nabiki! Or I'll castrate you!!
Author: ...
A/N:
Hi! I want to thank all who reviewed. I love you all! Alright, I'm going to say this once. And only once. I don't like Akane. You don't have to agree, and I'm not gonna force you to. Now, just so you know, I will try my best to make Akane as smart as I can, but at the same time still make her oblivious of lots of things. And there will be no Akane bashing. (Ryuu: No matter how tempted we may be.) Anyway, today, since we can't have any Akane bashing, we're going to have some minor Genma bashing. Unfortunately, the only people who will self-combust will be the squirrels. (Ryuu: Damn) Now enough with my talking! On with the story! (Ryuu: Yayness!)
The 3 R's of Martial Arts - Chapter 11
/Tokyo/
"Where am I now?" Ryoga asked no one in particular.
He was walking in a forest when he stumbled upon a well, literally. He tripped over a rock and fell into a well.
When he climbed back up the well walls he saw a totally different forest. It looked as if he had traveled thousands of years into the past. He looked around him and saw two people about to kiss, the only thing weird about the scene was one of them had ears...like a dog.
He called out to the two, "Can either of you two tell me where I am?"
The two stopped, their faces inches from each other. The girl looked to Ryoga and her face was blushing brightly from the embarrassment of being caught. The boy, on the other hand, his eyebrow was twitching in annoyance. He walked over to Ryoga and pushed him back down the well then walked back over to the girl.
"That was mean, InuYasha," The girl said.
"Feh. Serves him right..."
As Ryoga climbed back out of the well, he found himself in a small shrine.
"Damn you Saotome! This is all your fault!!"
With that Ryoga walked off and found himself in Hokkaido several minutes later.
/Tendo Home/
"Tadaima!" Ryo said from the door.
"Welcome back, Ryo, Ranma," Kasumi greeted them, "How did everything go?"
"It was long..." Ryo said.
"And boring," Ranma added.
"You wouldn't know. You were in the corner with Shampoo talking about Martial Arts."
"And your point is..." Ranma said.
"Forget it..."
"We have a guest, so I expect you to behave yourself, Ranma," Kasumi said.
"Yes, Kasumi," Ranma answered.
"Good. Now come and sit down. I'll get some more tea for the two of you," Kasumi said with her usual smile.
As the boys walked into the tea room behind Kasumi, they stopped in their tracks and stared wide eyed at who they saw.
"Mom," they said simultaneously.
Nodoka became teary eyed as she saw her sons, "My babies..."
"Mom!" Ranma yelled as he ran to his mother for a hug.
"Mom," Ryo said with a smile as he walked over to Nodoka.
After sharing a group hug, Nodoka noticed something, "Where's your older brother, you two?"
Kasumi spoke and answered her question, "Ryuu is with Nabiki. They'll both be home in a few minutes."
"Oh, alright," Turning to Ryo and Ranma she asked, "How've you two been?"
"We've been good. School's boring as hell though," Ranma answered.
"Well, no one ever said school had to be fun, dear," Nodoka said smiling.
Ranma puffed his chest out a bit and pointed to himself, "Not true! I said school should be fun!"
"You haven't changed a bit, Ranma," Nodoka said laughing.
"GENMA!!!" A voice yelled from the hallway.
"Ryuu! Calm down, or you'll open you wound again!" Nabiki said from beside Ryuu.
Ryuu stomped into the room looking furious, "My wound'll be the least of our problems once I get my hands on that bastard."
Ryuu scanned the room and saw Genma sitting beside Nodoka. His eyes stopped on Nodoka and widened.
"I see Ryuu hasn't changed much either. Still always mad at Genma, and still using such colorful words," Nodoka said.
"Uh...hi?" Ryuu said scratching his head in the famous Saotome fashion.
"Well don't just stand there. Give your mother a hug!"
Ryuu walked over to Nodoka and allowed her to hug him. Once she released him from the hug, he bashed Genma over the head with his metal bo. (It was a souvenir from Washu's lab. The only reason Washu was able to get her "much needed" sperm sample.)
"You stole from the Amazons!? The same tribe that gave us a place to stay and helped train us?" Ryuu yelled, a small ball of fire was starting to form in his free hand.
"So you went to see Cologne?" Ryo asked.
"Yeah," Ryuu said, not averting his eyes from Genma," I was hoping you guys would still be there, but I had just missed you though."
Akane raised an eyebrow at Nabiki when she starting mumbling about a Chinese bimbo sitting too close to Ryuu.
Genma began stuttering, "Well...After t-the b-battle against the M-Musk tribe...I figured we deserved a little s-something..."
"So you stole one of their most dangerous techniques!? Are you really that stupid!?"
"That's enough, Ryuu," Ryo said.
Ryuu looked at Ryo and was about to protest but Ryo caught Ryuu's eyes with his, and gave him a warning look.
"Fine. I'm going outside," Ryuu said.
Genma shuddered under the glare Ryuu gave him before he left.
"Is he always like that when he's mad?" Akane asked.
"Only when he's really mad. But only Pops ever succeeds in doing that," Ranma answered.
"Oh...and before I forget..." Akane trailed off.
((WHAM))
((BAM))
"That's for forcing me to go home when you two went to the Nekonhaten," Akane said before turning and walking upstairs to do homework.
"Ow...remind me never to get Akane angry," Ryo mumbled from the hole he was smashed into.
"Ite, hai. She hits hard..." Ranma said from his hole beside Ryo.
In the background Ryuu is seen chasing a squirrel.
"AHAHAHA!!! I'll get you my pretty!! And your fluffy tail too!"
"He has a sugar stash in the dojo doesn't he?" Ranma asked climbing out of his hole.
"Hai, he does..." Ryo said already out of his hole.
"How long will he be like this?" Nabiki asked.
"Judging from behavior..."
((Sound of something going up into flames and maniacal laughter is heard.))
"It'll end if he gets at least 12 hours of sleep...but tomorrow's a school day, so he'll be like this tomorrow too," Ryo said.
"We're all doomed..." Genma wimpered.
"Yahoo! Maybe he'll do something and get school cancelled for a few days again!" Ranma shouted.
"Hai. That was quite entertaining when Ryuu went to chemistry class while sugar-high," Ryo said.
"Chemistry class? What happened?" Nodoka asked.
"Let's just say Ryuu was banned from using chemicals and the Bunsen burners," Ranma said.
"He's more then happy to work and run errands for me during his chemistry class now," Nabiki said smiling.
"MWAHAHAHA!!! FIRE!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!" Guess who.
"I'm going to go check on him," Nabiki said walking towards the back porch.
"Good idea. It's not really smart to leave Ryuu unattended while he's sugar-high," Ryo said.
"Ryuu! Put the torch down! No! You cannot light the koi pond on fire! Ryuu...what are you doing? No...no! Step away from the dojo! RYUU!"
Ranma looked at Ryo, "She's going to need some help."
"Uh-huh, let's hurry," Ryo answered.
Nodoka looked to Kasumi, "Is he always like this?"
"Afraid so, Auntie."
Nodoka glared at Genma, "What did you do to my baby? You twisted my baby's mind!" yelled Nodoka.
She stood and chased Genma around with her katana. Yelling something about corrupting Ryuu's mind.
Kasumi just sat and drank her tea with her usual smile.
"Can't she tell he was twisted long before the training trip?" Suon mumbled. Kasumi nodded her head agreement.
"RYUU!! No! Not the dojo!" Yelled Ranma from outside.
"AHAHAHA!!! FIRE!!! Burn! BURN!! AHAHAHA!!!"
"Too late! Nabiki! Grab the straight jacket gun!" Ryo shouted.
"Right!" Nabiki said running inside and up the stairs. She came back down moments later with a gun that looked similar to a bazooka, "Got it!"
"Fire!" Ranma yelled and Nabiki shot the gun at Ryuu.
"Where!?" Ryuu said looking around as the shot hit him.
A few moments later Ryo walked in with Ryuu slung over his shoulder, who's in a straight jacket. With Nabiki and Ranma behind him.
Suon looked over to Nabiki, "The dojo?"
"Sorry, Daddy."
"Damn, there goes a good month of training..." Ranma mumbled.
Ryuu smirked at Ranma, "You could always spar with me," Ranma gulped audibly and stopped complaining.
After Ryo put Ryuu down Nabiki sighed as she noticed Ryuu's chest.
"Your wound reopened, Ryuu," Nabiki stated as she pointed to the blood stain on the straight jacket.
Ryo shook his head in exasperation, "Come on, Ryuu..."
"No. I want Biki-chan to change my gauze," Ryuu pouted, and Nabiki blushed at the nickname Ryuu gave her.
"You're not gonna hurt her are you?" Ranma asked.
"You really are a baka, Ranma. I risk my life to protect her day after day. You think I'm going to turn around and kill her?" Ryuu asked.
"Well there was this American movie I saw the other day and..."
Ryuu shook his head and nudged the still blushing Nabiki up the stairs with his good shoulder.
When they disappeared up the stairs, Ranma found Ryo staring at him with a raised eyebrow.
"No more American movies for you..." Ryo said sitting down.
"Aw man..."
To Be Continued...
Reviews:
Jerry Unipeg- Thank you for always reviewing. I appreciate it.
Koala Kitty- Sorry about the short chapter. As I said, I was going through a small case of writer's block at the time. But I'm over it now! Yay!
Ryo's destiny- I understand, Danny Phantom is more important then reading my story. You're understood, I didn't type this up until Friday because I was watching Kenshin DVDs...Kenshin is more important then the computer...sometimes...
Lord Rance- Said it once, I'll say it again,(Though I said I wouldn't), I don't like Akane. I never really have. And you don't have to agree, it's really a matter of opinion.
Niana Kuonji- True, it's hard to keep wolves under short leashes, and the same goes for less then sane pyros... (Ryuu: I resent that.)
Mimi-chan15- Nope, that's why you love her. To me that's what makes her annoying. But oh well, like I said before, it's all a matter of opinion.
Romy Black- I wrote more! Yay!
Ranma-chan2- I'll see if I can fit a date between them sometime soon. And the 100th review...hrm, how do I explain it? It's a special sidestory that really has nothing to do with the actual story. It stars Ryuu, (an OOC) Hiei, and Squirrels...many, many squirrels. That's all I'm going to say. To find out more you e-mail me personally. (the e-mail's in my profile)
A/N:
Ryuu: Heh...fire...
Author: We were long over due for some serious pyro action.
Ranma: (On his knees) But the dojo! Why the dojo?
Author: Would you have preferred the house?
Ranma: ...Yes.
Author: Too bad.
Ryo: What are Nabiki and Ryuu gonna do in the bathroom? (Sly smirk)
Author: Wouldn't you like to know. .
Ryo: Yes, yes I would.
Author: Too bad, again. You'll have'ta wait.
Ryo: Damn...
Ryuu: Wow. This was a long chapter.
Author: Well being grounded has it's advantages.
Ryuu: I'm sure.
Author: I almost killed someone though. Being banned from the computer fingers...8 days will do that to you.
Ryuu: No doubt.
Author: You know...I got to thinking...
Ranma: Oh no! She's thinking! The world's coming to an end! AUGH! (Runs away)
Author: If MTV is Music Television...where's the music? I was just wondering since I had so much time on my hands....
Ryuu: Even with school started?
Author: Yup, Anyway, review!
Ryuu: Yeah! Or I'm gonna find out where you live and torch your house!
Author: What about if Ryo's destiny doesn't review?
Ryuu: No...Ryo will hurt me...
Author: And Niana Kuonji?
Ryuu: (Sigh) No...
Author: (Evil grin) Me thinks Ryuu likes Starling...
Ryuu: (Blush) ...
Author: REVIEW!! Press that damned button and review!! Ja ne!
Ryuu: Later!