Slayers Blood

Chapter 2

Thumps and other painful noises could be heard throughout the Los Angeles branch of the law firm Wolfram & Hart. Harmony was enjoying her morning cup of pig's blood when Angel interrupts her on the intercom. "Harmony, what the hell are those noises?" he asked impatiently as always. "Nothing boss, just Blondybear and that blue chick doing tests, and it sounds like he's failing." She giggled. "Where are they in the building" he asked. "Upstairs in the testing room." She replied knowingly. "We have a testing room?" he asked. "you sure ask a lot of questions for the head of this place, and well DUH sir." "Harmony!" "Sorry Sir" she quickly apologized. Angel gets up, leaves his office, and finds the testing room. But before he could go in something or someone flies out of the room and crashes into him, knocking him against the wall and onto the floor. It turned out that the thing that hit him was in fact Spike, who was just on the receiving end of one of Illyria's deadly punches. "Spike get off of me!" Angel growled. "Oh quit your blubbering ya ponce." Spike grunted as he got up. "You haven't been on the bad end of that demonic fairy's punches. My neck still hurts from when she tried to break it. Bugger." Illyria walked out of the testing room laughing harshly "Inferior vampyre, cease your senseless whining." "Oh shut your gomp you stupid smurf bint!" Spike retorted angrily. " Smurf!" Illyria exclaimed. "Wesley calls me that when he has ingested too much of that poison he calls whiskey." "So" Angel asks "How's the testing going?" Spike glared at him. "How the bloody hell do you think it's going!?" "Myself, I would say these tests are irrelevant." Illyria chimed in. "Actually..." Wesley walked up to them, "they are relevant, well to us anyway. We need to test the limits of your powers and find out just how human your really are." "I am not human!" Illyria screamed. "You have human emotions, we need to now if you have any other human, yes human characteristics." Wesley said completely ignoring Illyria's anger. Suddenly Illyria's eyes opened widely as she reported "Two vampyre slayers, a witch, a vengeance demon, and a human have just entered this building." "WHAT!!!" Angel , Wesley, and Spike yelled in unison. "They are now at they yellow haired female vampyre's desk." Angel, Spike, and Wesley, closely followed by Illyria rushed to the balcony. All but Illyria gasped quietly. Angel and Spike looked at each other for a brief moment, then looked back down at the group of people at Harmony's desk. Suddenly Spike started running down the stairs, but Angel caught up with him and tripped him.Spike got up and said "Last one too her has to wait in line." Angel shook his head and grinned in agreement. They both raced down the stairs, trying to be the first one to get to talk to their favorite slayer.