Hey there everyone, and now I am going to write days 4 to 6! Yaaaaaaaaaay!
(Does a tap dance) Lucius: o.0
Ahem, yes. More humiliation for Lucius! Don't you love that?!
Lucius: No
Whatever, on with the fic!
P.S. Reviews! Thank you everyone for telling me how to get Canas! I got him
in Hector's story. Excellent. You're next Canas....
Canas: Eeeep
To Ari: Thanks for, uh, liking my other fic! Yea!
To Ivanfanatic: (looks at ch. 1 again) Holy cow, he does seem like Raven.
Must have rubbed off on him. O.o
To errr...(): Thank you. I needed that. It was a pain to keep those green
idiots alive. They always went for the shamans!
Lucius' Diary
Day 4 Location: I lost track Current feelings: bored
"Lyn's Legions" just paid me a handsome amount of gold. So I work harder now. I am now in this mission where we have to annihilate the enemy. There is this ballista over on the other side of a hill that I cannot get to and it is annoying. Since if that ballista hit me, I would take, oh, 15 damage, I have to go east and kill the mage and the shaman next to the village. But, whoever is in that ballista sure doesn't know how to freaking use it. The idiot just attacked the boss of this level. There was a large metallic sound and I heard nothing after that. OAK made me go into the village. It was very frightening:
Me: (Goes to village) Hello, anybody there? (Suddenly, hears gunshots and wild rioting noises. I go around a corner to see the villagers celebrating, uh, something. Goes up to a villager) whats going on?
Villager: Run! THERE GONNA KILL US!
Me: ? (Goes into a building) Hello?
Drunk Villager: Hahaahahhaaaaheeeheheeeeheee! (Takes gun) Happy New Year! (Fires gun) Happy 4th of July! (Fires) Merry Christmas! (Fires) Hahhahahahahaheee! (A/N: Don't ask how they got the guns, or how they know about Fourth of July. It's all for the sake of humor)
Me: (Looks around, and finds villagers punching each other, throwing things, and hitting other people with inanimate objects, all while laughing maniacally. Looks at a man behind a table)
Man: So, would you like pure alcohol? Tastes great!
Me: (Sees Serra strip dancing. Realizes he is in a bar) O.O
Serra: Oh Lucius! (Hiccup)
Me: What the HELL are you doing here!?!?!
Serra: I didn't get picked for the battle, so I came here (hiccups, faints)
Me: I better be paid extra for this (grabs Serra and runs out the door. Bumps into the villager from before)
Villager: Hey, are you here to help the village? (a guy gets thrown from the bar and lands in front of them. More gunshots are heard) Uh, don't even try. Here, take this and get out of here. (Gives Lancereaver) We don't need it
Me: Thank you :-) (Carries Serra out of village)
So yeah. Definitely frightening. I don't think I'll be going there for a while, probably never. Oh crap, Serra just woke up and is exclaiming how romantic this is. I'll have to wrap this one up.
Lucius, Elimine Monk
Day 5 Location: Rest stop Current feelings: Embarrassed and Angry
Just my perfect luck. Serra is now re-telling the story about yesterday to the girls of our group in a whole new way. Listen to this:
Serra: And then, I was being felt up by this drunk guy!
Girls: (gasp)
Serra: And then, Lucius, my knight in shining armor, went there and beat him up! And then he said, "Don't touch my Serra!" So then he picked me up and carried me out of there. I fainted in his arms and he didn't leave my side until I woke up!
Girls: (sigh) How romantic!
Lyn: (looks at Eliwood)
Eliwood: I really don't like that look you're giving me...
Florina: (glares at Heath)
Heath: Wait, I'm not supposed to be here yet...
OAK: You are in my other file. So you get to be here
Rebecca: (stares at Will)
Will: Mommy...
Pricilla: (Looks at Erk)
Erk: Back off (Thunder)
Pricilla: (Fried)
Girls: WHY CAN'T YOU BE AS ROMANTIC AS LUCIUS!
Me: HEY! I AM NOT ROMANTIC! THE REASON THAT I CARRIED SERRA OUT OF THERE WAS FOR MORE MONEEEEY!
Girls: (shut up)
Serra: Lucius, is this true?
Me: Yes
Serra: You hate meeee (sniff)
Me: and this is news to you how...
Serra: WAAAAAAAH! (Cries)
So, all of the girls hate me now and I honestly don't give. Just as long as I am Serra free, I will be fine. OAK is mad because Serra won't heal anymore. Oh well. That is what my vulnerary is for. Ok, that's a long entry. I'll call it a day.
Lucius, Elimine Monk
Day 6 Location: Some foggy place in Caelin Current feelings: Annoyed again. Well, I'm almost always annoyed
All of the girls in our party are still mad at me. That's fine by me, because that means I don't have to protect the weak ones anymore. Hooray. We are plowing through this stupid fog and can't see a thing. I really am getting pissed at all of these enemies "appearing" out of the fog and attacking. OAK is currently forcing us into our guerrilla warfare positions, which means I have to guard Matthew, who can see through the fog. As long as I am not guarding Serra. Damn. There is that myrmidon again. There is this one particular myrmidon that seems to target only me. He hits me and hides in the fog. It goes like this:
Me: (blasting a brigand)
Myrmidon: Hi (sticks sword in my back) 4 damage! (Disappears)
Me: (chases)
Myrmidon: (appears behind me) boo (sticks sword in my side) 6 damage (disappears)
So yeah. Finally, we got to Eagler and Erk, Wallace (a new recruit. Doesn't have a sign of hair on his head) and I finished him off. Lyn! Quickly seize the throne before the myrmidon shows up! Yes! I'm outta here. Good. The myrmidon was 4 spaces away from me. So, I guess that's it for this battle. I might as well finsih this entry as well. Serra's still crying. I am so happy.
Lucius, Elimine Monk
SOS: Ooooooh, Lucius you got a little mean there to Serra in the second entry.
Lucius: Yeah, yeah. If she didn't lie, then she wouldn't be crying right now.
SOS: I know you love her Lucius, maybe you should go comfort her! ;-)
Lucius: Hey, what are you suggesting...
Canas: SOS got me in his game! Yaaay!
SOS: whatever, just cya later everyone.
Erk: you forgot something
SOS: Huh? Oh yeah, Tata!
~Sword of Seals
Lucius' Diary
Day 4 Location: I lost track Current feelings: bored
"Lyn's Legions" just paid me a handsome amount of gold. So I work harder now. I am now in this mission where we have to annihilate the enemy. There is this ballista over on the other side of a hill that I cannot get to and it is annoying. Since if that ballista hit me, I would take, oh, 15 damage, I have to go east and kill the mage and the shaman next to the village. But, whoever is in that ballista sure doesn't know how to freaking use it. The idiot just attacked the boss of this level. There was a large metallic sound and I heard nothing after that. OAK made me go into the village. It was very frightening:
Me: (Goes to village) Hello, anybody there? (Suddenly, hears gunshots and wild rioting noises. I go around a corner to see the villagers celebrating, uh, something. Goes up to a villager) whats going on?
Villager: Run! THERE GONNA KILL US!
Me: ? (Goes into a building) Hello?
Drunk Villager: Hahaahahhaaaaheeeheheeeeheee! (Takes gun) Happy New Year! (Fires gun) Happy 4th of July! (Fires) Merry Christmas! (Fires) Hahhahahahahaheee! (A/N: Don't ask how they got the guns, or how they know about Fourth of July. It's all for the sake of humor)
Me: (Looks around, and finds villagers punching each other, throwing things, and hitting other people with inanimate objects, all while laughing maniacally. Looks at a man behind a table)
Man: So, would you like pure alcohol? Tastes great!
Me: (Sees Serra strip dancing. Realizes he is in a bar) O.O
Serra: Oh Lucius! (Hiccup)
Me: What the HELL are you doing here!?!?!
Serra: I didn't get picked for the battle, so I came here (hiccups, faints)
Me: I better be paid extra for this (grabs Serra and runs out the door. Bumps into the villager from before)
Villager: Hey, are you here to help the village? (a guy gets thrown from the bar and lands in front of them. More gunshots are heard) Uh, don't even try. Here, take this and get out of here. (Gives Lancereaver) We don't need it
Me: Thank you :-) (Carries Serra out of village)
So yeah. Definitely frightening. I don't think I'll be going there for a while, probably never. Oh crap, Serra just woke up and is exclaiming how romantic this is. I'll have to wrap this one up.
Lucius, Elimine Monk
Day 5 Location: Rest stop Current feelings: Embarrassed and Angry
Just my perfect luck. Serra is now re-telling the story about yesterday to the girls of our group in a whole new way. Listen to this:
Serra: And then, I was being felt up by this drunk guy!
Girls: (gasp)
Serra: And then, Lucius, my knight in shining armor, went there and beat him up! And then he said, "Don't touch my Serra!" So then he picked me up and carried me out of there. I fainted in his arms and he didn't leave my side until I woke up!
Girls: (sigh) How romantic!
Lyn: (looks at Eliwood)
Eliwood: I really don't like that look you're giving me...
Florina: (glares at Heath)
Heath: Wait, I'm not supposed to be here yet...
OAK: You are in my other file. So you get to be here
Rebecca: (stares at Will)
Will: Mommy...
Pricilla: (Looks at Erk)
Erk: Back off (Thunder)
Pricilla: (Fried)
Girls: WHY CAN'T YOU BE AS ROMANTIC AS LUCIUS!
Me: HEY! I AM NOT ROMANTIC! THE REASON THAT I CARRIED SERRA OUT OF THERE WAS FOR MORE MONEEEEY!
Girls: (shut up)
Serra: Lucius, is this true?
Me: Yes
Serra: You hate meeee (sniff)
Me: and this is news to you how...
Serra: WAAAAAAAH! (Cries)
So, all of the girls hate me now and I honestly don't give. Just as long as I am Serra free, I will be fine. OAK is mad because Serra won't heal anymore. Oh well. That is what my vulnerary is for. Ok, that's a long entry. I'll call it a day.
Lucius, Elimine Monk
Day 6 Location: Some foggy place in Caelin Current feelings: Annoyed again. Well, I'm almost always annoyed
All of the girls in our party are still mad at me. That's fine by me, because that means I don't have to protect the weak ones anymore. Hooray. We are plowing through this stupid fog and can't see a thing. I really am getting pissed at all of these enemies "appearing" out of the fog and attacking. OAK is currently forcing us into our guerrilla warfare positions, which means I have to guard Matthew, who can see through the fog. As long as I am not guarding Serra. Damn. There is that myrmidon again. There is this one particular myrmidon that seems to target only me. He hits me and hides in the fog. It goes like this:
Me: (blasting a brigand)
Myrmidon: Hi (sticks sword in my back) 4 damage! (Disappears)
Me: (chases)
Myrmidon: (appears behind me) boo (sticks sword in my side) 6 damage (disappears)
So yeah. Finally, we got to Eagler and Erk, Wallace (a new recruit. Doesn't have a sign of hair on his head) and I finished him off. Lyn! Quickly seize the throne before the myrmidon shows up! Yes! I'm outta here. Good. The myrmidon was 4 spaces away from me. So, I guess that's it for this battle. I might as well finsih this entry as well. Serra's still crying. I am so happy.
Lucius, Elimine Monk
SOS: Ooooooh, Lucius you got a little mean there to Serra in the second entry.
Lucius: Yeah, yeah. If she didn't lie, then she wouldn't be crying right now.
SOS: I know you love her Lucius, maybe you should go comfort her! ;-)
Lucius: Hey, what are you suggesting...
Canas: SOS got me in his game! Yaaay!
SOS: whatever, just cya later everyone.
Erk: you forgot something
SOS: Huh? Oh yeah, Tata!
~Sword of Seals