Jen: I'm back with... MY SECOND CHAPTER!!! Man, I love those words! They just sound so great: second chapter! Yay! clears throat Sorry about that. I'm kind of hyper right now. Not that you needed to know that... anyway! Here is you guy's favorite part of the chapter:
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Ch. 2: You Gotta Play the Game Right
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"... the master of romance is here to help." Cyborg gave a little mock bow.
And so, Robin's training began.
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Back in her bedroom, Starfire was confused.
"Yes, and I like Robin. But I do not under stand why he acts this way."
"No," Raven was beginning to get frustrated, "That's not what I mean. Robin likes you as more than a friend."
"What is more than a friend?" Starfire asked somewhat honored.
"It's when he wants to be your boyfr--um, it's when he slightly considers you as a possible wife." Raven explained almost making herself sick to her stomach. She hated love and romance and Beast Boy...
"Then you are meaning he wishes to be my boyfriend? Why did you not say so when you first began speaking?"
"Wait, you knew what that was?"
"Yes, of course. I have seen such relationships in many of your earth movies."
Raven just sighed, "Whatever."
"Raven, what do I do in this situation? I have never been in it before."
"Oh, uh..." This caught Raven off guard. This really wasn't her thing. But who else did Starfire have to ask? Beast Boy? Oh, yeah. He's an expert at this stuff. "Why don't you try," Raven couldn't believe she was about to say this, "flirting?"
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"So what you're saying," Robin was making sure he heard correctly, "is that the key to getting anything is to do nothing?"
"Yeah," Cyborg was getting tired of explaining this, "Just be cool. Ya know, play hard to get."
"Isn't that a girl thing?"
"Hey, if it works for them, it works for me."
"And just how has it worked for you?" Robin asked skeptically.
"You remember when I went undercover at the HIVE academy?"
"Yeah."
"Well, I scored a dance with Jinx!" Cyborg said proudly, "And all I did was pretend not to be interested."
"Cyborg! Jinx is completely different than Star!" Robin was insulted that Cyborg would think that something that worked on Jinx would also work on Starfire and was slightly weirded out that Cyborg danced with Jinx. Was she even a girl?
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"I'm bored." Beast boy said to no one in particular, "Wonder what Cyborg's doin'."
Beast Boy ran down to the garage and quickly transformed into a spider.
'This'll be fun.' Beast Boy thought as he imagined the look on Cyborg's face when he saw spider-Beast Boy.
B.B. climbed under the door and up the wall. He was gonna get Cyborg good!
"Look dude," Cyborg said, "my point is that you should let her come to you. Like I said: be cool."
"Right." Robin was still nervous, "Be cool. Cool."
"So you gonna talk to her?"
'Who's her?' Beast Boy thought.
"Yeah... yeah." Robin felt butterflies in his stomach.
"Okay, remember: be cool."
"Cool."
"Maintain eye contact."
"Let her come to you."
"Her come to me."
"And dawg," Cyborg said, "zip up your fly."
"What?" Robin looked down and gasped while zipping up his pants.
"Robin, Starfire's a great girl." Cyborg was serious, "Don't screw this up."
'Starfire? Robin likes Starfire?!' Beast Boy fell off the wall, transformed into a human, and almost died laughing.
"Beast Boy! You little...!"
"Uh, how long have you been up there?" Robin asked.
"Long enough to know that you like Star!"
Cyborg was waiting for Robin to explode but he didn't, instead he sighed," Beast Boy, I really don't need this right now."
"B-but you and... Starfire?!" Beast Boy was still cracking up, "I mean... it's crazy that... you... her...!" B.B. couldn't finish his sentence, he was laughing too hard.
"Well... do you have any tips?" Robin asked slyly, "Since you and Raven are to what? First base now?"
Beast Boy sat straight up.
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"So this 'flirting' is when a person of the opposite gender engages in touching with another person?" Starfire asked.
"Not exactly..."
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"How long have you known?" Beast Boy rarely got serious, but when he did you knew he meant business.
"You mean about your little crush on Raven?" Robin asked evilly, "It was obvious."
"Yeah, well..." B.B. paused, "Your crush on Starfire was obvious-er...er."
"Oh please! You just found out!"
"So?"
"So you like Raven!"
"Shhh!" Beast Boy "shhh"ed him harshly, "Just shut up!"
Robin snickered.
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"Oh." Starfire was still confused but got the general concept of flirting.
"You get it?" Raven was almost afraid to ask.
"Yes." A grin , surprisingly like Robin's sly smile, crept across Starfire's face, "So... have you engaged in this 'flirting' with Beast Boy yet?"
Raven blushed and several things throughout the tower exploded.
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"Fine. I like Raven! So sue me!" Beast Boy said dryly.
"You guys, calm down." Cyborg said, "Look B.B., can we just focus on Robin right now?"
Beast Boy stopped being serious, "Yeah dude! You should totally ask her out!"
"Yeah, I am." Robin said shyly.
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"So I guess you knew about that." Raven said in a small voice.
"Yes. And I believe he is interested romantically in you as well." Starfire said with encouragement, "I have been observing that he looks at you for great lengths of time and that he has bumped into you on purpose and..." She was interrupted by a knock at her door.
Starfire got up and opened it. There stood Robin, "Hey, Star."
"Oh, hello Robin."
'Play it cool.'
'Flirting.'
"Um... I gotta go." Raven said. She walked out with a little smile on her face.
'They make a cute couple.' Raven thought as she walked into the main room.
"Oh, no." She shook her head.
Oh, yes. Cyborg and Beast Boy were sitting on the couch in front of the big screen TV... which had Robin and Starfire on it.
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Jen: There! Chapter 2. Wow. I love that! Anyway, review please. Good night and good bye!
