SOS: Here we go again with Lucius' Journal. I put in a Tactician's Guild
Entry! I always wanted to do one ^_^.
Canas: SOS does NOT own Fire Emblem or the Tactician's Guild. The Tactician's Guild belongs to Kate and Fire Emblem belongs to Nintendo. There.
Day 14
Location: In the middle of the ocean
Current Feelings: Deja Vu
This is starting to seem like Lyn's Legions all over again. Serra slapped me the other day because she thought that I was hitting on her when I was really ordering her to give me the Guilding Ring she found. I really am the only magic user who can use it, Serra is on level -328 and I don't think that is good enough. Canas is still on level 8, Pricilla is on level 7, Erk is on level 8, and I am on level 14. Another similarity is that there is another rather creepy shaman as a boss for this level, just like the shaman that was the boss when I first joined Lyn's Legions. Erk is also starting to have some "Private Sessions" with Pricilla, and I am deeply disturbed. Pricilla always starts giggling insanely all of a sudden. Did I mention I was disturbed? Pricilla stupidly went out to heal Lowen, who was right next to the boss, and the boss went over and damn near KO'd Pricilla with one hit. Erk stupidly went over there as well:
Pricilla: OUCH! (1 life left)
Shaman dude: You wimps are no match for me
Erk: PRICILLA! I'm coming my love!
Shaman dude: (turns around and KO's Erk with a critical Flux attack)
Pricilla: ERKY! NO!
Shaman dude: (points to Canas and glows with a black aura) You're next!
Canas: (pisses in pants and jumps of ship and drowns)
Eliwood was disgusted and called a retreat. We're going back to camp. Stupid Eliwood, why didn't he send me against the shaman? OAK kept telling him that. That shaman is on freaking level 18. I could have beaten him. Eliwood is a lousy General. Get it. Lausy. Ok, bad humor.
Lucius, Elimine Monk (soon to be a Bishop)
Day 15
Location: On the Pirate ship again
Current feelings: Lets just say I want to pull my hair out
Grrr. If you haven't noticed, I am angry. Pricilla got Erk killed a couple dozen times. OAK is sick of it and instead of Pricilla he put in Guy, despite Guy's seasickness and Erk's complaints. Jeez, Erk. It was because of her you died a couple hundred times, this should be a freaking' blessing from St. Elimine! I am now convinced he has a death wish. Canas and Dorcas are telling about their wives and start crying. I kind of wish they DID stay with their wives.
Turned out I was wrong about the creepy shaman boss dude. We sent our entire force at him and he KO'd everyone except for Lyn, Hector, Eliwood, and me. OAK got pretty desperate and sent Eliwood at him.
OAK: (Pulling his hair out) Eliwood! Get over there!
Eliwood: FEAR MY RAPIER OF DOOM! (dies) Mother... Father... Please for-
Lyn: We get the idea, Eliwood.
So here we are again. How come we can't even hold on for 11 measly turns? It doesn't seem like much. That's enough
Lucius, Elimine Bishop (Yaaay!)
Day 16
Location: Tactician's Guild
Current Mood: Er...
Now this is awkward. Everybody started moaning today on how they were sick of the pirates singing "A pirates the life for me" and got kind of grossed out that in moonlight, they turn into skeletons and say they have to break the curse by gathering all of these Amazon gold pieces and getting the blood of "Turner." We also got sick of Guy puking all over everyone's weapons.
So, OAK got an idea and pulled out a curious tiny roundish box thing that he flipped opened and started punching buttons. I think he called it a sell fone or something like that. Then, another tactician with a sell fone came up. I don't think Erk was too happy to see her.
Tactician: Hi! Nice to see you again OAK!
OAK: Good to see you too Kate!
Erk: NOOOOOO! HIDE ME!
So, Kate led us through the Nabata desert, across the frozen part of the world, made us swim across the ocean to reach a... treehouse. Yes, a treehouse which Kate proudly announced as the Tactician's Guild. Yeah... whatever. So we go into the... treehouse... and all hell breaks loose. I am sitting on top of the refrigerator thing and writing. Why? This:
Hector: (chasing Lyn)
Lyn: (chasing Eliwood)
Eliwood: (chasing himself)
Serra, Rebecca, Ninian: I'm a barbie girl, In a barbie world...
Dorcas, Bartre: Macho, macho man. I wanna be, a macho man...
Marcus, Oswin: C is for cookie, that's good enough for me, C is for...
Erk: (chasing Kate with a frying pan)
Kate: (running from Erk)
Erk: (hits Kate with frying pan)
Kate: OUCH! BAD ERKY! SIT!
Erk: (dog whimper)
OAK, Raven, Matthew: (watching Spongebob) Spongebob Squarepants! Spongebob Squarepants! Spongebob... Squarepants!
Nils: (runs around polishing his flute) Myyyyyy Preeeeciouuus!
Pricilla: Erky! Where are you, my love!
Erk: I'm right here precious!
Kate: BAD ERKY! MASTER NEVER SAID SPEAK! SIT!
Erk: (dog whimper)
Nils: MYYYYYYY PREEEEEEECIOOOOOOOOUUUUUS!
Athos: (warps to Tactician's Guild) Shut up you damn kids! I can't get any sleep you whippersnappers!
So yeah. I hope it isn't like this at the Tactician's Guild all the time. I'm tired.
Lucius, Elimine Bishop
SOS: There it is! Please R&R! It makes me so happy!
Erk: Why do I love Pricilla?
SOS: I read your support with her! It's beautiful! (sniff)
Erk: Whatever. (goes back to reading Compositional Theory of Anima Magic, Vol 9)
SOS: So, until next time! Bye!
~Sword of Seals
Canas: SOS does NOT own Fire Emblem or the Tactician's Guild. The Tactician's Guild belongs to Kate and Fire Emblem belongs to Nintendo. There.
Day 14
Location: In the middle of the ocean
Current Feelings: Deja Vu
This is starting to seem like Lyn's Legions all over again. Serra slapped me the other day because she thought that I was hitting on her when I was really ordering her to give me the Guilding Ring she found. I really am the only magic user who can use it, Serra is on level -328 and I don't think that is good enough. Canas is still on level 8, Pricilla is on level 7, Erk is on level 8, and I am on level 14. Another similarity is that there is another rather creepy shaman as a boss for this level, just like the shaman that was the boss when I first joined Lyn's Legions. Erk is also starting to have some "Private Sessions" with Pricilla, and I am deeply disturbed. Pricilla always starts giggling insanely all of a sudden. Did I mention I was disturbed? Pricilla stupidly went out to heal Lowen, who was right next to the boss, and the boss went over and damn near KO'd Pricilla with one hit. Erk stupidly went over there as well:
Pricilla: OUCH! (1 life left)
Shaman dude: You wimps are no match for me
Erk: PRICILLA! I'm coming my love!
Shaman dude: (turns around and KO's Erk with a critical Flux attack)
Pricilla: ERKY! NO!
Shaman dude: (points to Canas and glows with a black aura) You're next!
Canas: (pisses in pants and jumps of ship and drowns)
Eliwood was disgusted and called a retreat. We're going back to camp. Stupid Eliwood, why didn't he send me against the shaman? OAK kept telling him that. That shaman is on freaking level 18. I could have beaten him. Eliwood is a lousy General. Get it. Lausy. Ok, bad humor.
Lucius, Elimine Monk (soon to be a Bishop)
Day 15
Location: On the Pirate ship again
Current feelings: Lets just say I want to pull my hair out
Grrr. If you haven't noticed, I am angry. Pricilla got Erk killed a couple dozen times. OAK is sick of it and instead of Pricilla he put in Guy, despite Guy's seasickness and Erk's complaints. Jeez, Erk. It was because of her you died a couple hundred times, this should be a freaking' blessing from St. Elimine! I am now convinced he has a death wish. Canas and Dorcas are telling about their wives and start crying. I kind of wish they DID stay with their wives.
Turned out I was wrong about the creepy shaman boss dude. We sent our entire force at him and he KO'd everyone except for Lyn, Hector, Eliwood, and me. OAK got pretty desperate and sent Eliwood at him.
OAK: (Pulling his hair out) Eliwood! Get over there!
Eliwood: FEAR MY RAPIER OF DOOM! (dies) Mother... Father... Please for-
Lyn: We get the idea, Eliwood.
So here we are again. How come we can't even hold on for 11 measly turns? It doesn't seem like much. That's enough
Lucius, Elimine Bishop (Yaaay!)
Day 16
Location: Tactician's Guild
Current Mood: Er...
Now this is awkward. Everybody started moaning today on how they were sick of the pirates singing "A pirates the life for me" and got kind of grossed out that in moonlight, they turn into skeletons and say they have to break the curse by gathering all of these Amazon gold pieces and getting the blood of "Turner." We also got sick of Guy puking all over everyone's weapons.
So, OAK got an idea and pulled out a curious tiny roundish box thing that he flipped opened and started punching buttons. I think he called it a sell fone or something like that. Then, another tactician with a sell fone came up. I don't think Erk was too happy to see her.
Tactician: Hi! Nice to see you again OAK!
OAK: Good to see you too Kate!
Erk: NOOOOOO! HIDE ME!
So, Kate led us through the Nabata desert, across the frozen part of the world, made us swim across the ocean to reach a... treehouse. Yes, a treehouse which Kate proudly announced as the Tactician's Guild. Yeah... whatever. So we go into the... treehouse... and all hell breaks loose. I am sitting on top of the refrigerator thing and writing. Why? This:
Hector: (chasing Lyn)
Lyn: (chasing Eliwood)
Eliwood: (chasing himself)
Serra, Rebecca, Ninian: I'm a barbie girl, In a barbie world...
Dorcas, Bartre: Macho, macho man. I wanna be, a macho man...
Marcus, Oswin: C is for cookie, that's good enough for me, C is for...
Erk: (chasing Kate with a frying pan)
Kate: (running from Erk)
Erk: (hits Kate with frying pan)
Kate: OUCH! BAD ERKY! SIT!
Erk: (dog whimper)
OAK, Raven, Matthew: (watching Spongebob) Spongebob Squarepants! Spongebob Squarepants! Spongebob... Squarepants!
Nils: (runs around polishing his flute) Myyyyyy Preeeeciouuus!
Pricilla: Erky! Where are you, my love!
Erk: I'm right here precious!
Kate: BAD ERKY! MASTER NEVER SAID SPEAK! SIT!
Erk: (dog whimper)
Nils: MYYYYYYY PREEEEEEECIOOOOOOOOUUUUUS!
Athos: (warps to Tactician's Guild) Shut up you damn kids! I can't get any sleep you whippersnappers!
So yeah. I hope it isn't like this at the Tactician's Guild all the time. I'm tired.
Lucius, Elimine Bishop
SOS: There it is! Please R&R! It makes me so happy!
Erk: Why do I love Pricilla?
SOS: I read your support with her! It's beautiful! (sniff)
Erk: Whatever. (goes back to reading Compositional Theory of Anima Magic, Vol 9)
SOS: So, until next time! Bye!
~Sword of Seals