Disclaimer:*sob* I don't own all the kawaii characters of Fruits Basket! I wish I owned Shigure because he is my most FAVORITE character OF ALL TIME!!!!! *giggles madly* Ok. I got that out of my system. *cough*

The Sohma Diaries
An Archive of secrets made by the Sohma family
What are the Sohma's thinking in their silly little heads???

Archive One ~Summer Thoughts~

Case Three
Hatori Sohma

Today Is The Twenty-Seventh Of April.

Hello Diary.

It is I Hatori. Yes. I have returned from my doctoral studies to enter a composition consisting of my day to day activities.
My words of the day are Neuraminidase and Dung.
I tried my very hardest to involve these two words in a sentence today. I got slapped as a result.
I do not understand it.
No person likes me T_T. So today, I tried to take action and become more likable. I enrolled in bagpipe and lap harp studies. The instructor says I am doing very very well. :).

Now that summer is on its way, I have noticed that Yuki and Ayame were acting odd. Odd for Yuki. Completely normal behavior for Ayame, however, I noticed that Ayame's chest looks bigger. I decided not to bring anything up. However I noticed that my eyes frequently fell down to Ayame's chest as he was speaking and I couldn't tear them away. At that moment Kyo walked by and commented that I was "horny" or something similar to that. I had no notion of what he was talking about so I dismissed it. I have the feeling however that it wasn't nice.

Yuki on the other hand is always looking in the mirror, and looking in women's catalogs when he was sitting in my office. Walking in the bar the other night, Yuki was on the stage singing Karaoke. [A/N: OMG! Thank you so much Cynthia for giving me the idea!] He was singing My Heart Will Go On, and I Like Big Butts or something similar to that. I have to say, I highly enjoy that song.

I then went on stage and sang "The Last Unicorn"

And although I am highly ashamed of myself, I have to confess, Yuki and I got drunk and the last thing I remember is us going on stage together and we sang "Why Not"

I then awoke to find myself in a dumpster. T_T.

Anyway, for the summer, I ordered a swim suit for when Shigure and Ayame drag me to the beach. Its red. With a dragon on it. :). For that event I tried to prepare my body when I noticed that my weights and massaging creams were missing. I couldn't find them anywhere so I went out and got new ones.

I then took a trip to the gym and used the treadmill for a while. It was fun :)

Sincerely Yours,
Hatori

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:D :D :D :D Poor Hatori-san is so insecure!! =) =) =)Singing the last unicorn!! omg bad image! :) :) :)
Next episode:
Case Four: Kyo

Ja!

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