Introduction
Hello! So you decided to read our life story, eh? We'll you're our kind of guy! Or girl, because I don't really know what gender you are, being that I can't see you.
Stop it, George! You're screwing up the introduction!
Sod off, Fred. I'd like to see you do a better job.
Fine!
Hello fellow readers! My name is Fred Weasley, and this is my twin brother, George.
Hey! Why did you say your name first?
Because Mr. Obvious, I'm the one writing the intro!
But your name is ALWAYS first. Why don't we change the title to 'George and Fred: a History?
Because you dolt! It sounds better the other way!
Whatever.
Now as I was saying, that is my brother George. Now we'll start the story off –
Wait a minute
What is it now George?
Why do you get to decide where the story begins?
Because
Because why?
Just because.
That's not fair!
Fine! Have it your way! You pick. So much for an introduction...
Stop your talking, Fred.
Would you please just continue?
Okay. Lets start at the very beginning...
Way way back...
In our Mum's uterus...