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The Sohma Diaries
An Archive of secrets made by the Sohma family
What are the Sohma's thinking in their silly little heads???
Archive One Summer Thoughts
Case 6: Ritsu Sohma
Dear Diary,
Oh Diary, I am so sorry that I hadn't written in you yesterday! I was far
too busy on Bach my Alienware that I completely forgot!!! Please forgive me.
Now I have two days of things to write to you about! I hope you don't mind diary!!!!
Well...it all began when I woke up late yesterday. As you know, I need to
rise at 7:30 to check my inbox. But I was incredibly lazy and I woke
up at a quarter to instead!!! So I had to rush to Bach and log in. I received a
vision whilst I was sleeping, that the Toys R Us mainframe would change its
password as it changed its site layout. Of course this was my chance, so to
find out the password, I took out the Ouija board and communicated to find
out what the Toys R Us administrators changed the password to. It only took
me about 5 minutes to communicate beyond, and the spirits told me the new
password was seerTneerGEkil. I apologized profusely for taking up their
time, and with my uber l33t hacking talents...I WAS ON THE TOYS R US
ADMINISTRATORS SECTION!
Diary, what a success this is! I always dreamed to hack onto the Toys R Us
mainframe, and now...here I am! So now, Diary, I am sitting cozy with the
contents of Toys R Us in my room. I made sure to get gifts for everyone as
well so they wont be frustrated with me! I hope they like their gifts!
This is what I got them:
Shigure-san: A Tamogatchi! I am sure Shigure will love the new responsibility!
Yuki: Mouse Trap. You build the whole trap and everything! That sounds like alot of fun!
Hatori-san: A plastic golf set. Hatori-san needs a leisurly sport.
Ayame-san: A Do-My-Hair Barbie. I did not know what to get him, so maybe he
can somehow use this in his shop.
Kyo: An Easy-Bake oven. From what Kazuma-san told me, Kyo enjoyed preparing meals in the mountains.
Hiro: A real motorized Jeep! I am pretty sure Hiro can still fit in one.
Kisa and Tohru: Laser Tag! They are friends so laser tag is a good idea.
Akito: Hungry Hungry Hippo's. I always heard that was a very fun game.
Kagura: Operation. I know it takes patience to get the pieces out. I am sure
Kagura will like that
Kureno: A kite! Like Hatori-san, Kureno needs a leisurly sport.
Haru: A Good Luck Bear Care-Bear. I do hope he likes it. I think his
favorite color is green.
Rin: A Baby Furby.
Momiji: I e-mailed my friend and asked him for a suggestion of a video game
that young teen boys like. He said Grand Theft Auto so I got that for Momiji.
I'll be mailing off their gifts today Diary. I hope they like them. I will
be so ashamed of myself that I did not think long and hard enough to get
them proper gifts.
Feedback appreciated and flames accepted