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Elladora: Ginevra is Ginny's real name, according to an interview done by JKR. She said "no it's not Virginia, its Ginevra!!" Another long review, yay! Well you must keep in mind everyone thought Harry was crazy for a large part of his Hogwarts years, and Ron only recently became hot. And yes, the Oliver Wood guy is the best in the movies. Pity he's gone now.

Raiining: Thanks for the many, many reviews! Glad you found it funny!! You rock, because I think you reviewed all the chapters! So GO YOU!! Glad to hear I convinced you about the diary thing.

Me262: Harry is embarrassed, sorting himself out, and has lunchtime detention. ;)

Slytherinphoenix7: While you are allowed to have your own opinion, I must state that there is nothing wrong with homosexuality. I myself am not, and don't know of anyone who is, however I didn't think that comment was necessary. When I wrote that chapter I did not intend for anyone to be offended, and so far, nobody has been, however I think that you are being rather narrow minded. There is nothing "gross... sick... vulgar... disgustin" as you put it, and please keep in mind, that if a person is a homosexual, as long as they're happy, there is noting wrong with it. I'm sorry if I've offended you, but as I said, I don't think that comment was necessary.

Mary-v: Wow, lots of people want Malfoy to be turned into a ferret! I will take this into consideration.

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The Man Who Let the Boy Live: Does not!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday Evening, raining, Gryffindor tower

I went. I saw. I survived.

After I was very unfairly kicked out of the hospital by Madam Pomfrey (who I'll bet has never had a dilemma like mine and could never understand my pain and suffering) I went to dinner.

"Hi Gin, how are you?" Michael gushed.

I gave Terry a look.

"Come on Michael, time to go." He said quickly.

Thank god for Terry.

"Come on Ginny." Azriel, Madison and Sophia grabbed my arms and guided me to Gryffindor table, where a spot had been saved for me, far, far away from Harry. Thank god.

"Hey Weasley, did you have fun in the hospital wing? I hear you were talking in your sleep about Potter!!" Pansy Pug-Face Parkinson shrieked.

"Ignore it." Sophia said in a low voice.

"But Sophia," Madison whined, "at some point every hero has to get up and punch their enemy in the face! It happens in muggle movies all the time!!"

"Yeah, but not right away." Sophia argued.

"What's happened in my absence?" I asked quietly. "Harry said anything?"

"Not to us. You're better off asking Hermione."

"Yeah, though he looked really worried when you fainted." Sophia told me.

"He's been keeping a low profile. And he's been holding loads of quiet discussions with Hermione and Ron. Actually, I saw Cho and him exchanging a few angry words in the courtyard this morning."

"Really..." I said thoughtfully.

So, after dinner I cornered Hermione.

"Hermione, what's going on with Harry and Cho? Has he said anything about me? What's Ron's reaction?" I demanded.

"Harry and Cho aren't getting along so well. Cho sees you as a threat." Hermione explained. "And Harry is annoyed because Cho wants him to cease contact with you and tell you nastily to go away."

I growled. "And?" I prompted.

"Ron's reaction was quite positive. I think he wants Harry to dump Cho and get together with you. All of Gryffindor was very positive; they want the same thing. Parvati offered to pass it on Padma that you were breaking up with Michael, but I firmly told her not to."

I nodded. "Good, good."

"Michael Corner seems rather annoyed; he was really playing it up last night."

"So I heard."

"Anyway, he's going on and acting all heartbroken. He claims he's a rebound guy, but Anthony pointed out to him that since you never went out with Harry you're not on the rebound so he's not a rebound guy."

"Anthony, eh?"

"Yes."

"You like him?"

"He's alright I suppose, but I still like... well anyway. Harry hasn't brought it up and changes the subject when we bring it up. I don't know his feelings about it."

"Okay. Thanks 'Mione."

"Don't call me that." Hermione said, irritated.

"Okay. How about Hermy?"

"No! That's what Gra... just don't, please."

"Fine." I said, raising an eyebrow.

Tuesday Night, raining, my dormitory

Harry sent me a letter.

Ginny,

We need to talk, for obvious reasons. Please meet me in the Gryffindor changing rooms tonight at 9:30.

Harry.

I wrote back, of course.

H –

Can't. Have to catch up on the work I missed today.

- G.

A total and absolute lie, of course.

Ginny,

Hermione told me she overheard you at dinner, saying you weren't going to do the work. Please meet me at 9:30.

Harry.

Sigh. Damn it Hermione!! You suck!!!!!!!!!

H...

I changed my mind about the work.

G.

Ha!! That will show him!!

Ginny,

Stop making excuses. Shut up and come. You can't avoid me forever.

Harry.

H,

I can certainly try!

G.

Ginny,

I've been informed you want revenge on Malfoy. If you come, I assure you I'll help you. Besides, we still have to discuss the Hermione-Anthony-Ron problem.

- Harry

H,

There's a problem? And actually, we could just stick to via letter.

G.

Gin,

Yes. BIG PROBLEM. I'm not telling you what it is unless you come.

Harry.

Sigh. He is so unfair.

A/N 2: Sorry for the wait. Hit review, but don't expect another chapter for a few days.