A/N: angelic-beauty: Yes, I am!! But I didn't even realise that my story had stuff from her books!
Elladora: Hope the charm didn't disappoint you! By the way, you sounded almost giddy in your review ;)
Jill Weasley: Let me pull a JKR here... if I told you, it would give everything away! So you'll just have to wait and see.
Lilliana: Why would I or Gin need drinks?
Somethingwithatail: Because it's England. That's probably not true, but that's how I picture it, LOL!
GiGifanfic: people want me to make it longer... and by the way, people want the reviews to be longer. If you didn't like the chapter, instead of saying it was boring you could have left the boring part out.
Raiining: I love how you review me every time and you rock, but maybe you could tell me something about the story as opposed to copy pasting it?
Friday Night (later still), storming, my dormitory
Alright, where was I?
Oh yeah. Time to show Ron. Harry went in as per normal and I followed (in the invisibility cloak).
"Hey Ron, got a moment?" Harry closed the door – Ron was the only one in the room apart from me.
"Um, okay. Where've you been anyway? And Hermione, where's she?" Ron added casually.
I smirked. Wouldn't you like to know?
"Ron..." Harry set down the tape recorder. "Listen please."
He hit play and the voices of Hermione, Azriel, Sophia and Madison filtered into the room.
Ron's expression changed rapidly. His ears turned pink, then his face. His eyes widened, his jaw dropped, he looked in absolute shock. He slowly sat down on Dean's bed.
"This isn't real." Ron said faintly. "You bewitched it, right? Is it April?"
"No, Ron, it is not April. We recorded it."
"We??" Ron narrowed his eyes. "As in you and Hermione and Ginny's friends?"
"No, as in Ginny and I." That was my cue – I stepped out of the cloak.
"Gin! This isn't real, is it?" Ron cried.
"It's very real Ron."
"Who, err, is the person who likes me?"
I snorted. "Sorry Ron, but other then Hermione, nobody comes to mind. They made it up."
"Oh..." Ron grabbed the tape recorder. "Can I borrow?"
"Go ahead." Harry and I smiled, and Ron dashed out.
Next thing we knew, there was shouting. We ran out of the dormitory.
"YOU WERE TAPING ME?!"
"I wasn't, it wasn't me, and it was Ginny and Harry, they-"
"THEY WERE TAPING ME?!"
"But Hermione, can we please focus on-"
"RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY... GR!" Hermione bellowed, before storming into her room.
So, yeah. As for our plan? It kind of failed.
Saturday Morning, windy, the Great Hall
Hermione is ignoring Ron, Harry, me, Azriel, Sophia and Madison. That is a lot of people to ignore; I hope she has good willpower.
Poor Ron, he's really finding this hard. He's ecstatic because he knows Hermione loves him, but on the other hand, Hermione is kind of not speaking to him, or acknowledging he exists.
Actually, Hermione is being a bit of a bitch about it. I mean, all we did was record her and it was for her own good!!
She is sitting at the Ravenclaw table, flirting like mad with Anthony Goldstein, who is flirting right on back and keeps sending smug looks at Harry, Ron and I when Hermione isn't looking.
Git.
Meanwhile though, Harry and I have decided we no longer need revenge on Malfoy (well he decided; I disagree, but yet I still agree with his new plan). His new plan is revenge on Anthony, who is a destined-girlfriend-for-Ron stealer and also a contract breacher, which isn't actually a word.
In my honest opinion, I still think we should get them both. I don't know what Ron should do about Hermione though. He looks very troubled and agitated while he eats his fair share of half the table.
Saturday midmorning, seriously dark and windy, the courtyard
I just received an owl from Michael; I'm not worried, I was expecting it.
My dearest sweet Ginny,
I'm sorry to say this, but I think we need to break up. You were a ray of sunshine in my life, but alas, I don't think you returned my affections. In fact, I think you harbour feelings for the boy who lived. Don't ask me who told me... I have my sources.
Goodbye my fair one,
Michael.
Oh thank Merlin!! I'm free!!
Hey Michael,
Yeah I think we should break up too. I've been meaning to dump you for a while now, but I just haven't gotten around to it. You were a cloud in my life, but thanks for your time. And by the way, as for your "sources", well, the whole school knows you git!!
Ginny.
Oh! I have another letter from another person. Wow, it's Ginny's day to get letters today, don't you think?!
Ginny –
Stay away from Harry. I mean it. And if you tell him that I sent you this letter, you will pay. Not that you will even be able to figure out who sent this to you, for I cover my tracks far too well for you to figure out.
Cho Chang.
Oops, sorry. I was just rolling on the ground laughing me ass off. What an idiot, honestly! Acts all mysterious and then signs her name?! Besides, who else would send that to me anyway, even if it wasn't signed I would still know.
Dear Mysterious Person (AKA "Cho Chang")
You idiot. You signed your letter. I always knew Ravenclaw's weren't that smart, so far the only one who has proved to me otherwise is Terry Boot. Wow, out of a whole house only one of you has a few brain cells. I'm disappointed, and I know see why Hermione wasn't put into Ravenclaw.
Ginny.
And here come more. Two more in fact.
"You're very popular today." Azriel is saying.
"Oh, what, today? This happens everyday." I say breezily.
She snorts.
"Well it's true."
"Whatever."
Right now she's writing her own letters to her family, so she'll leave me alone for a while.
My fair one,
Why do you say such hurtful words to me?!
Michael.
Merlin, why won't it end?!
Michael,
We've broken up. Please stop writing to me?
Ginny.
And the other one is from... hey, it's Hermione!!
Ginevra,
I hope you realise how much trouble you are in right now. Don't expect me to help you with your homework for quite some time.
By the way... did Ron happen to say anything about that tape he overheard from YOU?
Hermione.
Oh fantastic. I'm bound to fail my classes now, thanks a lot Hermione. Honestly, she can be so selfish.
A/N 2: Yeah, you know what I want you to do!!