November 1, 2004
Megaman: Hey folks! Welcome to Super Smash Stadium's second week!
Ash: We've already had some interesting events happen, or...so I heard.
Megaman: Yeah. We've got an interview with Ganondorf first, and later Mario and Luigi will challenge Fox and Falco for the Tag-Team Championship.
Megaman: Last week, Ganondorf and Bowser were fighting against each other for the Super Smasher title, and Ganondorf just jumped off the edge!
Ash: Strange, but maybe Ganondorf doesn't really want to fight the Koopa King. They do have villainy in common.
::Ganondorf's music plays as he walks to the ring::
Megaman: Here is the runner-up for the Super Smasher title.
::Ganondorf takes a microphone and begins to speak::
Ganondorf: I'm sure you're all wondering why the hell I cost myself the Super Smasher title on purpose.
CROWD: YEAH!
Ganondorf: Well, the truth is...I didn't want to fight Bowser.
CROWD: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?
Megaman: Ganondorf showing anything but hatred!?!?!? I never thought I'd see the day.
Ganondorf: To explain myself further, I'd like to call the Super Smasher and Mewtwo out to the ring.
::A few seconds later, Bowser's music from SM64 plays and he walks to the ring with Mewtwo::
Ganondorf: I have an idea. Now, normally my ideas don't involve fellow villains, but this, I think, is my best idea ever.
Megaman: That doesn't sound good.
Ash: Shh!!!
Ganondorf: Bowser, I think that Mewtwo, you, and me are the best villains in Nintendo. So imagine what we could do together!
Ash: Hmm...That sounds like a cool idea.
Bowser: You want me...to team up with you?
Mewtwo: I could drill both of you into the ground right now, you know that?
Bowser: I'll burn you to a crisp if you try.
Ganondorf: Stop! Don't you guys see, our plans always failed when it was just one of us, but with a team of three master villains, we'd be unstoppable!
Bowser: Hmm...
Mewtwo: Huh...
Ganondorf: What do you say?
Bowser: Hmm...
Mewtwo: Huh...
Bowser: Uh...
Mewtwo: Well...
Bowser: I'm in!
Mewtwo: Mew too--I mean, me too!
::Crowd cheers loudly, but in the locker room, someone isn't too happy::
Mario: s! s, s, S!!!!!
Luigi: S is right! How the hell can Bowser team up with those two!?
Peach: We've got a great team, too, right guys? Hip-hip--
Yoshi: I don't know. It's always been a struggle just to beat Bowser. With Ganon and Mewtwo on his side...he may be right. They could be unstoppable.
Mario: We're gonna make them stoppable. We're going to beat their aes just like always!
Yoshi: We don't really have much of a choice.
Luigi: Let's just leave them be for now. They're fresh and motivated, and we need to wait until they're worn down.
Mario: Fine... (grumble, grumble)
Megaman: This could be an epic showdown soon.
Ash: But right now, we're going to have a match! I just recieved word that Pikachu wants a rematch against Pichu!
Megaman: Not again...I barely got through the last one.
Ash: But Pichu refused.
Megaman: Whew...
Ash: I'm not done. Pikachu met a new challenger.
Megaman: Is it a Pokemon?
Ash: No.
Megaman: Then I hope Pikachu's a gets beat.
Ash: Pikachu will face Kirby in a few minutes, one-on-one at Pokemon Stadium!
::Crowd cheers::
Megaman: Kirby's going to beat Pikachu's a.
Ash: Nuh-uh.
Megaman: Yeah-huh.
Ash: Nuh-uh.
Megaman: Yeah-huh.
::The two continue to argue through the commercial break::
Match #5: November 1, 2004 at 8:15 PM
Kirby vs. Pikachu
POKEMON STADIUM
2-life fight
Nontitle match
Megaman: Daisy is in the ring, ready to announce the fighters!
Daisy: This match is scheduled for three lives!
Daisy: Introducing first, weighing in at 2 pounds, from Pop Star, KIRBY!!!!!
::Loud cheers from every part of the crowd as Kirby's Dream Land music plays and Kirby floats out to the stage::
Daisy: And his opponent, weighing in at 12 pounds, From Prof. Oak's lab, the electric mouse, PIKACHU!!!!!
Ash: Look how passionate Daisy is when she announces Pikachu's name. You should be more like that, Mega.
Megaman: That's her job, not mine, so shut the hell up before I beat your a. You know I can.
Ash: Fine.
Daisy: 3...2...1...GO!!!!
Kirby: 0 Pikachu: 0
Megaman: Pikachu starts off with a jumping electrocution to Kirby, knocking the pink puffball to the ground.
Ash: Pink puffball is right! Pikachu does a thunder to knock Kirby back into the air! Pikachu is dominating this guy!
Megaman: Kirby comes down with a drill kick...
Ash: But Pikachu shocks him, knocking him away again!
Megaman: Look at Kirby's face! He's mad!
Ash: Kirby sucks Pikachu up!
Megaman: He copies Pikachu's thunder jolt and gives the rat a taste of his own medicine!
Kirby: 24 Pikachu: 20
Ash: These two are not damaging each other very much, but Kirby grabs Pikachu and slams him down on the ground!
Megaman: He does it again!
Ash: And again!
Megaman: And finishes with a drill kick! Pikachu is down!
Kirby: 24 Pikachu: 67
Ash: Pikachu kicks Kirby a few times, only to be shocked by his own move!
Megaman: Kirby kicks Pikachu over the edge, but the Pokemon uses quick attack to get back!
Ash: Kirby tries it again, but Pikachu jumps back again!
Megaman: This time he goes in with a thundershock, knocking Kirby to the other side of the small stage.
Kirby: 52 Pikachu: 112
Ash: Pikachu has taken a lot of damage, but he's staying in there.
Megaman: He's weak. He's gonna get KO'd in a few seconds.
Ash: You're wrong! He uses thunder on Kirby and then...NO!
Megaman: Wrong, huh? Kirby just flip-kicked Pikachu into the background!
Kirby: HI!!!!
::Crowd cheers loudly::
Kirby: 66 D0 Pikachu: 0 D1
Ash: Pikachu comes back with several shocks to the weakened Kirby--
Megaman: But Kirby is fighting back. He slams Pikachu over his head onto the ground!
Ash: Pikachu falls back onto Kirby, knocking him away.
Megaman: The arena is changing to rock mode!
Ash: Kirby punches Pikachu and keeps him against the wall, a cheap tactic in my opinion.
Megaman: No cheaper than Pikachu's electric abilities.
Ash: Pikachu shocks Kirby away, grabs him, and headbutts him up, continuing to electrocute him!
Megaman: Kirby is down, and Pikachu uses thunder to KO him.
Kirby: 0 D1 Pikachu: 34 D1
Ash: Kirby grabs Pikachu and throws him into the air and kicks him!
Megaman: Kirby uses his final cutter to knock Pikachu into the side!
Ash: He then uses stone!
Megaman: Pikachu is trying to fight back a little, but Kirby's attacks are starting to get to him!
Ash: Pikachu is down to his last life, and he's not winning! How?
Megaman: Because I'm right, that Pokemon are weak creatures with no fighting ability if it weren't for electricity?
Ash: Shut up, d it!
Kirby: 21 D1 Pikachu: 98 D1
Megaman: Kirby is almost done with the electric rat--
Ash: Someone's coming into the stadium! It's Jigglypuff!
Megaman: Jigglypuff coming to Pikachu's aid, punching Kirby and doing an over-the-head toss!
Ash: Pikachu shocks Kirby away!
Megaman: Kirby floats up and does a rock bottom, knocking both Pokemon away!
Ash: Kirby rushes at Jigglypuff and headbutts her away, but Pikachu shocks him!
Megaman: Now the Pokemon are advancing on Kirby, and--
Ash: Wait! Now Pichu is coming out to Pikachu's aid!
Megaman: The three tiny Pokemon advance on the pink puffball, waiting for him to make the first move.
Ash: Here it is! The Final Cutter!
Megaman: It misses, and the Pokemon are electrocuting and beating Kirby mercilessly!
Ash: All three lift him up...
Megaman: And throw him off the stage! Where's a referee when you need one! A totally cheap win for Pikachu!
This game's winner is...PIKACHU!!!!
Ash: That's my Pikachu!
Pikachu: Pi pika! Pi chu chu pika pikachu pi pi pichu! (Thanks! But I would have lost if not for Jigglypuff and Pichu!)
Ash: Thanks guys!
Jigglypuff: Jiggly puff puff! Jiggly jiggly puff! (You're welcome! That Kirby is an (censored)hole!)
Megaman: Lucky bastards...
Kirby: That was so d fin' cheap! I'm gonna kill those Pokemon next time I see 'em!
Match #6: November 1, 2004 at 8:30 PM
Mario (0-1) and Luigi vs. Fox (1-0) and Falco (1-0)
CORNERIA
3-life tag team match
for the Tag-Team Championship
Megaman: We've got a great match here now! The world-famous Mario Bros. will try and beat StarFox for the World Tag-Team Championship!
Ash: This is gonna be great! Frankly, I don't care who wins, this is gonna be great!
Megaman: The Mario Bros. are ready for this match and have been for years.
Ash: Mario fought Link last week, losing in a close battle. But the Hero of Time prevailed as usual. You can't beat the Hero of Time.
Megaman: I can't wait to see you proven wrong. Anyway, Daisy's announcing the combatants.
Daisy: This tag-team match is scheduled for three lives each, and it is for the World Tag-Team Championship!
Daisy: Introducing from the Lylat System, weighing in at a combined weight of 389 pounds, they are the World Tag-Team Champions, Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi, STARFOX!!!
::Deafening cheers from the 50,000 in attendance::
Daisy: And the challengers, from the Mushroom Kingdom, weighing in at a combined weight of 418 pounds, Mario and Luigi Mario, THE MARIO BROTHERS!!!!!!
::The crowd erupts as the SMB theme plays and the Mario Bros. make their way to the ring. It takes them a full two minutes to quiet down.::
Daisy: 5...4...3...2...1...GO!!!!
Mario: 0 Luigi: 0 Fox: 0 Falco: 0
Megaman: Luigi starts throwing fireballs at Fox while Falco punches Mario to the left edge.
Ash: Stupid on Luigi's part, since Fox just reflects them back.
Megaman: Mario uses cape to turn Falco around, and throws him over the edge!
Ash: Falco jumps back easily, only to be kicked off again!
Megaman: Fox kicks Mario in the back, but then Luigi throws him into Falco! A great job by Luigi!
Ash: Lucky job, if you ask me...
Mario: 36 Luigi: 30 Fox: 12 Falco: 54
Megaman: Mario and Luigi both start throwing fireballs at Fox and Falco and this time they make it!
Ash: Fox uses the Fox Illusion to set up Falco smash kick to Luigi!
Megaman: Mario kicks Falco away, only to be thrown back by Fox! Everyone's getting into this one!
Ash: Luigi uses his smash coin punch to knock Fox way up, but thank goodness his damage was low.
Megaman: Luigi is dominating Fox right now as Mario and Falco beat each other up at the right.
Mario: 72 Luigi: 52 Fox: 50 Falco: 92
Ash: Fox comes down with a drill kick to Luigi as Falco throws Mario back up to the center!
Megaman: Luigi headbutts Fox back into the air, and then gives Mario room for the KO!
Ash: (censored) brothers...
Megaman: Falco is coming up...
Ash: Yes. Beat the (censored) out of them, Falco!
Megaman: Mario turns around just in time to knock Falco away! He and Luigi taunt!
Mario: 85 Luigi: 60 Fox: 0 D1 Falco: 117
Ash: Fox comes down with some kicks, and it's Falco's turn for a KO flip kick on Mario!
Megaman: Luigi does a sweep to knock Fox left and Falco right! Falco is gone!
Ash: Mario and Luigi now have a chance to beat up on Fox! Cheap advantage!
Megaman: Fox takes a hell of a lot of damage before Falco comes to the rescue, kicking both brothers over the edge!
Mario: 14 D1 Luigi: 88 D0 Fox: 76 D1 Falco: 0 D1
Ash: Mario is kicking Fox all over the place, but Luigi is thrown up into the air by Falco!
Megaman: Fox turns around and--
Ash: The kick! Luigi is KO'd!
Megaman: Falco and Fox with a cheap advantage on Mario!
Ash: Mario kicks Falco away!
Megaman: Only to be thrown over the edge by Fox!
Ash: He's not gonna make it!
Megaman: Yes he does! The coin punch knocks both StarFox members...
Ash: Right into Luigi's kick! Fox is KO'd!
Megaman: They had that coming, standing over the edge like that.
Mario: 61 D1 Luigi: 0 D1 Fox: 0 D2 Falco: 43 D1
Ash: Fox is livid! He and Falco are punching the Bros. back and forth! The Marios are getting pulverized!
Megaman: Fox flip-kicks Mario into the background, but Luigi dodges the blow and smash punches Fox!
Ash: But it's Falco to the rescue, kicking Luigi over the edge...
Megaman: But Luigi jumps back with a green missile, which blazes into Falco! He goes flying--
Ash: But the Arwing shoots him, hitting him back down and saving his life!
Megaman: Lucky bastard...
Mario: 0 D2 Luigi: 75 D1 Fox: 7 D2 Falco: 122 D1
Ash: It looks like the tide is turning for StarFox...
Megaman: But Mario is back! He headbutts Falco into obli--
Ash: No! Falco is shot down again by the Arwing and saved! The Arwing's shooting Mario too!
Megaman: Luigi comes over and punches Falco away, only to be kicked in the back by Fox!
Ash: Fox and Luigi are duking it out with punches and kicks now, as Mario makes his way over to the damaged Falco.
Megaman: He fire-punches Falco away!
Mario: 52 D2 Luigi: 114 D1 Fox: 35 D2 Falco: 0 D2
Ash: Fox smash-kicks Luigi almost to his death, but Luigi makes it back with a green missile!
Megaman: Falco is hitting Mario against the wall at the side of the ship, but Mario throws him away!
Ash: He can't get back up though, as Fox drill kicks him back down to the lower level!
Megaman: Luigi punches Fox down to the lower level, but that just allows Fox and Falco to double-team Mario!
Ash: A smash kick from Falco and Mario goes flying!
Megaman: He makes it back with a coin punch...
Ash: And he's kicked by Fox! Mario is out!
Mario: OUT Luigi: 157 D1 Fox: 56 D2 Falco: 12 D2
Megaman: Luigi will have to go 1-on-2 with Fox and Falco now.
Ash: Fox quickly flip-kicks Luigi into the background!
Mario: OUT Luigi: 0 D2 Fox: 60 D2 Falco: 12 D2
Megaman: Luigi needs a miracle here!
Ash: Fox is calling the Arwings as Falco and Luigi duke it out at the center of the ship!
Megaman: The cavalry has arrived! The Arwings are shooting Luigi, hitting Fox and Falco as well!
Ash: Luigi's taking the most of the shots, and everyone's taken major damage!
Mario: OUT Luigi: 76 Fox: 116 Falco: 45
Megaman: Falco is hit under the front of the ship, and the ship's guns shoot him away!
Ash: Luigi and Fox are going one-on-one to decide the Tag-Team Champs!
Mario: OUT Luigi: 92 Fox: 127 Falco: OUT
Megaman: Luigi tries a smash coin punch to Fox--
Ash: But Fox dodges! He flip-kicks Luigi and this match is over!
This game's winners, and still the Tag-Team Champions...STARFOX!!!!
::The StarFox theme plays as Falco and Fox celebrate::
Match #7
Peach vs. Zelda vs. Samus
Triple Threat Match for the Super Smash Bros. Women's Championship (SSBWC)
YOSHI'S ISLAND (randomly chosen)
3-life match
Megaman: Our first chick-fight here on Super Smash Stadium, we'll have two princesses and Samus go at it for the Women's Championship.
Ash: No doubt Samus is the favorite here.
Megaman: You're probably right, but don't underestimate Peach or Zelda.
Ash: I'm not, and Samus is the favorite.
Megaman: Whatever. Daisy's ready.
Daisy: This Triple Threat Match is scheduled for three lives, and it is for the Women's Championship!
::Crowd cheers::
::Princess Peach's Slide theme from SM64 plays::
Daisy: Introducing first, from the Mushroom Kingdom, PRINCESS PEACH!
::Cheers::
::Hyrule theme plays::
Daisy: And making her way to the stage, from Hyrule, PRINCESS ZELDA!
::Cheers::
::Planet Zebes theme from SSB plays::
Daisy: And finally, making her way to the stage, from Planet Zebes, weighing in at 340 pounds with armor, SAMUS ARAN!!!
::Standing ovation::
Daisy: 5...4...3...2...1...GO!!!
Peach: 0 Zelda: 0 Samus: 0
Megaman: Yoshi's Island is a small course with all sorts of traps, so this match should be relatively quick.
Ash: Zelda and Peach are slapping each other at the left right now, as Samus just stands off to the right, charging up her shot.
Megaman: Those two are gonna be in for a big surprise...
Ash: She's done!
Megaman: Peach throws Zelda up through the turn blocks...
Ash: Big mistake! Samus fires her shot and Peach is almost KO'd already!
Megaman: Zelda comes back down and stomp kicks Peach!
Ash: I think they're both afraid of Samus.
Peach: 65 Zelda: 36 Samus: 0
Megaman: Zelda transforms into Sheik and takes out needles!
Ash: She hurls them at Samus!
Megaman: So much for being afraid...
Ash: Sheik charges at Samus and kicks her! The two are hammering at each other!
Megaman: Now Peach throws a vegetable!
Ash: Samus screw attacks Sheik and punches Peach back left!
Megaman: Peach is getting hammered early on here.
Peach: 89 Sheik: 62 Samus: 30
Ash: Sheik and Samus seem to have the same idea, as they both toss Peach off the stage like she's a softball!
Megaman: Samus then hits Sheik from behind, almost KO'ing her!
Ash: Sheik does her fire transform, knocking Samus into the air!
Megaman: Now Samus is being hit again and again with kicks from Sheik!
Ash: Now an angry Peach is back!
Megaman: Peach kicks Samus out, and Sheik is almost KO'd again!
Peach: 0 D1 Sheik: 86 D0 Samus: 0 D1
Ash: I think Peach just realized she made a mistake, and now she's running away from Sheik!
Megaman: But Samus stomp kicks her into the ground and through the turn blocks! She falls through and can't get back up!
Peach: 0 D2 Sheik: 86 D0 Samus: 0 D1
Ash: Sheik has transformed back into Zelda, and Samus takes advantage of this by doing a screw attack.
Megaman: She's now dropping bombs, which are pretty much worthless.
Ash: Peach comes back and kicks Samus and Zelda away! She's not happy!
Peach: B!!!!!!
Megaman: Obviously.
Samus: Wanna beat her a right now?
Zelda: Sure.
Ash: Peach is running away from Samus and Zelda, who have joined forces!
Megaman: Samus is charging up her shot while Zelda chases Peach!
Ash: Zelda grabs Peach just as Samus finishes charging...
Megaman: She lets loose! Peach is hit with the shot! Unfortunately neither one of the ladies was smart enough to realize Peach had no damage, so Peach barely goes anywhere.
Ash: Now Peach is pummeling Zelda! She grabs her and throws her backward, out of the arena!
Peach: 26 D2 Zelda: 0 D1 Samus: 23 D1
Megaman: Zelda is transforming into Sheik, and she throws needles at Peach!
Ash: They miss, but the chain doesn't! Peach is caught in a torrent of punches, kicks, and otherwise painful moves!
Megaman: Samus shoots out her grappling hook!
Ash: She's holding Peach for Sheik!
Megaman: Sheik is punching Peach again and again!
Ash: Samus finally throws her left, but doesn't see her grab the edge!
Megaman: Now the temporary alliance is broken as Samus grabs Sheik and throws her back toward Peach!
Ash: Samus turns around to get two kicks in the face, one from Peach and one from Zelda!
Megaman: Peach's kick hits Zelda as well, knocking both ladies right!
Peach: 80 D2 Zelda: 35 D1 Samus: 65 D1
Ash: Peach nails Zelda with another kick, but Samus grabs her with the grappling hook and throws her backward, and this time Peach can't get back!
Megaman: Peach is out, and either Zelda or Samus will be the Women's Champion.
Ash: Samus kicks Zelda and then grabs her with the grappling beam!
Megaman: Samus is punching Zelda with that metal arm!
Ash: Zelda can't escape! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Megaman: Uh...OK...Zelda finally gets away from Samus and transforms into Sheik!
Ash: Samus immediately takes the chance to kick her and KO her!
Peach: OUT Sheik: 0 D2 Samus: 65 D1
Megaman: Samus taunts, but Sheik comes down and stomp kicks her!
Ash: Sheik might beat Samus, but Zelda has no chance in hell.
Megaman: Sheik grabs Samus, knees her, and throws her left!
Ash: Samus jumps up and kicks Sheik in the back! Now Sheik is in Samus' hold!
Megaman: Samus pulverizes Sheik for a few seconds before tossing her down through the turn blocks!
Ash: Sheik jumps back up with her fire up-B move! What's that called, anyway?
Megaman: Who knows? Anyway, Samus tries another stomp kick, but Sheik gets back up again! This time Sheik follows it up with her own toss down through the blocks, and Samus' screw attack can't get her back up!
Sheik: 44 D2 Samus: 0 D2
Ash: Samus comes back down with a screw attack, but Sheik steps out of the way.
Megaman: Now she grabs Samus and kicks her!
Ash: Samus fights back with a punch, kick, and close-range missile!
Megaman: That knocks Sheik back!
Sheik: 58 Samus: 30
Ash: Sheik transforms back into Zelda! What is she thinking!?!?
Megaman: I don't know, but Samus loves using those few seconds it takes to transform to her advantage.
Ash: She does it again, kicking Zelda away!
Megaman: Zelda is backing away now, but Samus shows no mercy! She drops a few bombs and then kicks Zelda away!
Ash: She barely manages to grab the edge!
Crowd: SAMUS! SAMUS! SAMUS!
Samus: D right!
Ash: Zelda is done for!
Megaman: You're probably right. Samus grabs Zelda with the grappling beam...
Ash: And tosses her out! We have a champion!
This game's winner, and the 1st-ever Women's Champion is...SAMUS!!!
::Planet Zebes music plays as Samus taunts Zelda and Peach::
Samus: You had no chance in hell, little bes!!!
Zelda: Oh no she didn't!
Peach: I think she did!
Zelda: Little fin' b!
Megaman: Zelda and Peach are attacking Samus!
Ash: No fair!
Megaman: Peach takes the belt and hits Samus in the head with it!
Samus: OW!!!
Ash: Wait...Captain Falcon is coming into the ring. He's staring down Peach and Zelda!
Megaman: Wait...You can't hit a girl. That's just wrong.
Ash: He's not hitting them. Peach and Zelda are getting the hell out of there!
Capt. Falcon: Good job, Samus. You earned it.
Samus: Um...thanks?
Megaman: Capt. Falcon rushing out to the ring to defend Samus, who knows if we'll ever find out why?
Ash: Well, next up is our main event! DK will take on Bowser for the Super Smasher title!
Match #8: November 1, 2004 at 9:45 PM
DK vs. Bowser
3-life match
FINAL DESTINATION
for the Super Smasher title
Megaman: Welcome to our main event! DK will take on Bowser for the Super Smasher title!
Ash: And for this match, we'll have a special guest commentator, WARIO!!!
Wario: Yep. I still think these guys should ask for money, but there's nothing I enjoy more than a monkey and monster beating the living hell out of each other.
Megaman: Actually, DK's an ape.
Ash: Shut up.
Wario: There's Daisy. D, she's hot!
Megaman: You need to find someone else, you're never gonna get her.
Wario: I can dream, can't I?
Daisy: This match is scheduled for three lives, and it is a no-item match for the Super Smasher Championship!
::Crowd cheers, stomps feet, whistles, etc.::
Daisy: Introducing first, from the Mushroom Kingdom, weighing in at 902 pounds, he is the Super Smasher, BOWSER KOOPA!!!!
::Bowser's SM64 music plays as the crowd erupts with deafening cheers. Bowser scorches the entrance ramp by breathing fire on it::
::The DK theme plays::
Daisy: And the challenger, weighing in at 655 pounds, from Kongo Jungle, DONKEY KONG!!!!
::Even more deafening cheers erupt from the crowd as DK pounds the now scorched entrance ramp::
Megaman: And we are ready!
Daisy: 5...4...3...2...1...GO!!!
Bowser: 0 DK: 0
Wario: DK is charging up his kong punch...
Megaman: But Bowser quickly puts an end to that with a fire breath.
Ash: Bowser is bigger, stronger, and quicker than DK. He's got this match locked up.
Wario: What, are you kidding? He's slow as molasses!
Megaman: I think so, DK is slapping him off to the left!
Ash: The course is moving fast, and DK continues his attack on Bowser!
Wario: But the spiked dragon turns the tables, grabbing DK and tossing to the left!
Bowser: 45 DK: 21
Megaman: DK gets back up, and Bowser is preparing a headbutt—
Ash: But didn't expect the spinning kong! Bowser is down and DK is punching him left and right!
Megaman: Waluigi, our referee, is finally able to pull DK off of Bowser.
Wario: He just looks weird in that black-and-white uniform. It looks like a prison uniform.
Megaman: How fitting. Anyway, Bowser is finally gaining some momentum with a Bowser Bomb!
Ash: Wow! That knocks DK high!
Wario: He's charging a headbutt...
Megaman: But the ape gets to him first with a stomp kick! Now DK grabs Bowser and is carrying him to the edge!
Ash: That move is cheap! He should be disqualified!
Megaman: No one gets disqualified in SSBM unless they kill somebody.
Ash: D!!!!
Wario: DK throws Bowser over the edge! Bowser is down a life!
Bowser: 0 D1 DK: 56 D0
Megaman: Not looking good for Bowser right now, but he hasn't given up.
Wario: D right he hasn't! He's slashing the hell out of DK! Take it from me, those are d sharp.
Ash: Yeah! Now Bowser's warmed up!
Megaman: DK punches Bowser to knock him back a bit, but Bowser just continues his rampage with a blender!
Ash: That's what that thing's called?
Author's Note: Blender is Bowser's grab-and-throw move when you press up.
Megaman: Yeah. You got to know what you're talking about.
Wario: DK and Bowser are slugging it out at the center of the small stage, and DK's damage is rising above 150!
Bowser: 46 D1 DK: 148 D0
Ash: Bowser grabs DK and throws him left, but gets hit with the spinning kong!
Megaman: Bowser's obviously had enough! He goes right at DK with a smash headbutt, sending him way into the background!
Bowser: 55 D1 DK: 0 D1
Wario: DK comes back with a stomp kick and kong klap, but Bowser survives and does a Bowser Bomb!
Megaman: Not too damaging when you're at 0, but it sets Bowser up for a headbutt!
Ash: And another headbutt!
Wario: And now he grabs DK with the koopa klaw!
Megaman: He slams DK to the ground!
Ash: Bowser is kicking and slashing DK!
Megaman: He's kicking him while he's down!
Wario: Waluigi is trying his best, but there's no human that can push a 900-pound monster off anything.
Bowser: 78 DK: 101
Ash: Bowser grabs DK and throws him out of the stage!
Bowser: 78 D1 DK: 0 D2
Megaman: Now DK is down to his last life, and it looks like Bowser will retain his title.
Ash: I knew it all along.
Wario: It's not over yet, guys. DK is making his last stand with some punches, but Bowser is matching him blow for blow.
Megaman: Bowser can afford to lose another life, and—
Wario: The monkey's charging his kong punch!
Megaman: He rolls out of Bowser's way and connects with the fully-charged punch! Bowser is KO'd!
Ash: No! Bowser cannot lose this match!
Bowser: 0 D2 DK: 23 D2
Megaman: Bowser comes back down with a whirling fortress, Bowser Bomb, and a headbutt!
Ash: Big combo, and DK needs to use his spinning kong to get back!
Wario: Bowser's charging at DK...
Megaman: He's too slow! DK dodges it and has Bowser trapped against the edge!
Wario: Bowser is trying to slash his way out, but DK's not letting him through.
Bowser: 21 DK: 78
Ash: This is bad! Bowser's damage is rising fast, and DK's is hardly going up at all!
Wario: Bowser still has a marked advantage, but it's disappearing.
Ash: DK knocks Bowser away and taunts!
DK: Ooo ooo ee ee aa aa ooo! (I am the Super Smasher!)
Megaman: Big mistake! He never sees the Bowser Bomb coming! Bowser retains his title!
DK: O!!!! (S!!!!)
This game's winner, and still the Super Smasher is....BOWSER!!!!
Megaman: We're done with matches for tonight, but before we go off the air, we'll go to our interview extraordinaire, Lakitu!
Lakitu: Thank you, Mega. I'll be talking to Bowser about the events that have happened tonight.
::Lakitu knocks on Bowser's locker room door::
Bowser: What the hell do you want?
Lakitu: It's me, Lakitu.
Bowser: So?
Lakitu: So, I'm doing an interview and you'll get paid extra for giving it.
Bowser: Well, in that case, what are we waiting for?
Lakitu: How do you feel about your recent alliance with Ganondorf and Mewtwo?
Bowser: I have to admit, I was skeptical at first, but Mewtwo and Ganondorf and I have big plans for SSB. We are going to make a big impact.
Lakitu: How?
Bowser: That's all I'm telling you.
Lakitu: OK, how does it feel to win two title matches in two weeks?
Bowser: I really didn't think DK would be that tough. I don't like that bastard monkey, but I give him credit for staying alive as long as he did.
Lakitu: OK, that's all.
Megaman: Well, that's all for tonight. See you next week on Super Smash Stadium!
Summary:
Pikachu def. Kirby (with the help of Jigglypuff and Pichu)
StarFox def. the Mario Bros. to retain the Tag-Team Championship
Samus def. Zelda and Peach for the SSB Women's Championship
Bowser def. DK to retain the Super Smasher title