November 8, 2004
Megaman: Hello, good folks, and welcome to the third week of Super Smash Stadium! We have got a great main event in store for you today!
Ash: That's right! Ness vs. Mewtwo in the battle of the psychics.
Megaman: But first, we are going to have yet another tag-team challenge.
Ash: Captain Falcon and Samus will take on Fox and Falco for the Tag-Team Championship in a few minutes.
Megaman: Fox and Falco were lucky the past couple matches.
Ash: I don't think so. Also, Giga Bowser wants to be an official SSS fighter.
Megaman: Yeah. Master Hand, our general manager, has persuaded him to agree to a 1-on-3 match against 3 random opponents. If he wins, he's in. If he loses, he's out.
Ash: And last but not least, Kirby is seeking revenge against the Pokemon. Kirby has challenged Pikachu, Pichu, and Jigglypuff to a 1-on-3 handicap match.
Megaman: Kirby will have three lives, and each Pokemon will have one.
Ash: We welcome you to submit match ideas via reviews or e-mail SSS at or .
Megaman: That way, if you have questions, you can actually get them answered.
Match #9
Capt. Falcon and Samus vs. Fox (2-0) and Falco (2-0)
CORNERIA
2-life match, normal items
For the Tag-Team Championship
Ash: Daisy is walking out to the stage, and we're just about ready for our tag-team showdown!
::Capt. Falcon's Mute City music plays::
Daisy: This contest is scheduled for two lives each with normal items and it is for the Tag-Team Championship! Introducing first, weighing in at a combined weight of 552 pounds, CAPTAIN FALCON AND SAMUS!!!!
::Deafening cheers erupt from the crowd::
Ash: OW!!!!!
Megaman: Cheese, you baby.
Daisy: And making their way to the stage, weighing in at a combined weight of 391 pounds, Fox McCloud, Falco Lombardi, STARFOX!!!!
Megaman: I guess one of them has put on some weight. Last week they weighed 389 pounds.
Ash: Nobody cares.
Daisy: 5...4...3...2...1...GO!!!!
Capt. Falcon: 0 Samus: 0 Fox: 0 Falco: 0
Megaman: Fox and Falco start shooting their blasters, but Falcon gets a falcon punch through!
Ash: Falcon is attacking Fox relentlessly as Falco and Samus shoot long-range attacks at each other.
Megaman: Samus is charging her shot and Falco can't get to her!
Ash: Falcon is taking on and pounding both StarFox members!
Capt. Falcon: 15 Samus: 18 Fox: 65 Falco: 39
Megaman: Falcon and Samus have a marked advantage early on here.
Ash: A barrel has fallen at the right, and Falco escapes Falcon's merciless attack to go get it!
Megaman: He's bringing it back, and it explodes right in Falcon's face!
Ash: D!!! The barrel may have knocked Falcon back, but Fox was KO'd by the explosion!
Capt. Falcon: 46 D0 Samus: 18 D0 Fox: 0 D1 Falco: 57 D0
Megaman: Samus shoots her shot at Falco, and it connects as Fox comes back! Falco is KO'd!
Capt. Falcon: 46 D0 Samus: 18 D0 Fox: 0 D1 Falco: 0 D1
Ash: How can StarFox be losing this bad?
Megaman: Who knows, but I'm glad. They need to be brought back down to earth.
Ash: ???
Megaman: Fox is not happy, and he's showing his anger, kicking Falcon repeatedly!
Ash: Samus has managed to stay out of the fray until now, as Falco is duking it out with her!
Megaman: A starman appears at the left, and Fox is going for it!
Ash: Falcon hits him at the last second, but he knocks Fox right into the star!
Megaman: Fox drill kicks Falcon and flip kicks him, and Samus is running away!
Ash: Cowards...
Megaman: Would you stick around if you were being chased by an invincible guy?
Ash: OK, maybe not as cowardly, but they're professional fighters!
Megaman: Fox tries a Fox Illusion to Samus, but accidentally hits Falco, his own partner!
Ash: Hey! Who put team attack on?
Megaman: It's always on, it was just never a factor before.
Ash: Sure...
Capt. Falcon: 101 D0 Samus: 66 D0 Fox: 14 D1 Falco: 32 D1
Megaman: Samus is charging up her shot at the lower right, but is attacked by Fox from above!
Ash: Samus uses her flamethrower, but Fox kicks her into the wall!
Megaman: It's Falcon to the rescue! A stomp kick and throw knock Fox away—
Ash: But Falco is coming to the aid of Fox! Falco throws Falcon right and lands a KO kick!
C. Falcon: 0 D1 Samus: 91 D0 Fox: 45 D1 Falco: 61 D1
Megaman: Samus is the only one with two lives left, and she's hammering away at Fox!
Ash: Fox does a smash kick which knocks her far, but not far enough.
Megaman: Samus does a screw attack to get back up, but Fox and Falco are double-teaming the newly-revived Captain Falcon!
Ash: Falcon does a Falcon Kick, missing his partner by less than a foot!
Megaman: Samus is charging her shot...
Ash: But Fox comes up and kicks both Falcon and Samus into the air! Fox and Falco taunt...
Megaman: And they both get stomp kicked in a well-synchronized move by Falcon and Samus!
Ash: Now Falcon and Samus are taunting, this doesn't look good...
Megaman: The Falcon Punch! Fox is sent flying into the background!
Ash: Falcon moves aside as Samus has her shot fully charged now...
Megaman: Falco is down and backing away from Samus...
Ash: She lets loose! We have new tag-team champs!!!
This game's winner, and the new tag-team champions are...CAPTAIN FALCON AND SAMUS!!!!
::Deafening cheers erupt from the crowd as Falcon plays an air guitar and Samus makes weird robotic noises::
::In the villains' locker room::
Ganondorf: You think those two may be a threat?
Bowser: What, them? What's an old racer and a lady in armor going to do to the Villains?
Ganondorf: I don't know, just concerned...We can't have anyone messing up our plans...
Megaman: Interesting conversation, maybe soon we'll figure out what their "plans" are.
Ash: But next, it's an epic battle! Giga Bowser vs. Link, Marth, and Roy in a 3-on-1 match!
Match #10
Giga Bowser vs. Link (1-0), Marth (0-1), and Roy (0-1)
FINAL DESTINATION
Normal item settings
3-life handicap match
Megaman: This is an epic showdown! If you think Bowser's a scary dude, you ain't seen nothing yet!
Ash: Giga Bowser, who we have no idea how he got here, is at least double Bowser's size! He'll fight three swordsmen, Link, Marth, and Roy!
Megaman: If he wins, he becomes an official SSS fighter. If he loses, he will lose his chance and be barred from the stadium indefinitely.
Ash: Now we will introduce the "man" that came up with the stipulation, MASTER HAND!!!
::Some in the crowd cheer, others boo::
Master Hand: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ::cough:: ::cough:: ::gag:: ow...OK then, Daisy is heading out to the ring to announce the fighters!
Daisy: Introducing first, from SSBM itself, weighing in at 4.2 tons, GIGA BOWSER!!!
::An alternate version of Bowser's SM64 music plays as the 20-foot-tall Giga Bowser marches into the Final Destination stage::
Daisy: And introducing, from Hyrule, weighing in at 250 pounds, he is the RPG Champion, LINK!!!!!
::Hyrule theme plays and the crowd cheers much more loudly than before as Link swings his sword and runs out to the stage::
Daisy: And introducing his tag-team partners, from medieval Asia, weighing in at 212 pounds, MARTH!!!!
::Fire Emblem music plays as Marth speaks something in Japanese and walks out to the stage::
Daisy: And making his way to the ring, from medieval Asia, weighing in at 240 pounds, ROY!!!!
::Fire Emblem music continues as Roy sprints out to the stage::
Megaman: And we are ready to start! Each combatant has three lives!
Giga Bowser: 0 Link: 0 Marth: 0 Roy: 0
Ash: Link runs up and starts slashing the hell out of Giga Bowser, but Marth and Roy are keeping their distance!
Megaman: That's not gonna help on such a small stage.
Ash: D right! Giga Bowser swipes them both over the edge, and Roy uses his blazer to get back!
Megaman: Link is behind Giga Bowser, slashing at that iron tail.
Ash: Giga Bowser is taking those slashes like they're nothing! He's focusing on Marth and Roy!
Megaman: Link decides to get a little bit more conspicuous! He's taking out a bomb!
Ash: THAT gets Giga Bowser's attention, but not before the bomb explodes in his face!
Megaman: Link is getting the hell beat out of him now, but Marth and Roy are slashing away at Giga Bowser's back!
Ash: Giga can't seem to find a way to fight all three guys!
Giga Bowser: 98 Link: 54 Marth: 31 Roy: 42
Megaman: A crate hits Giga Bowser in the head, and it breaks open!
Ash: There's a heart container and hammer!
Megaman: Giga Bowser picks up the heart container, but Marth gets the hammer!
Ash: That heart was kinda useless...
Megaman: Marth is pounding away at Giga Bowser, and he's above 200 in just a few seconds!
Ash: The hammer doesn't KO him, but it puts him above 300 damage!
Megaman: Giga Bowser uses the whirling fortress to knock everyone away from him!
Ash: Finally, he's found a strategy to beat all three guys!
Megaman: It might not help him keep his first life, though.
Giga Bowser: 322 Link: 81 Marth: 65 Roy: 71
Ash: Link and Marth do a synchronized smash to knock Giga Bowser out!
Megaman: All three of them point their swords in the air like the Three Musketeers!
Ash: Kinda stupid, if you ask me...
Giga Bowser: 0 D1 Link: 81 Marth: 65 Roy: 71
Megaman: All three of them hit Giga Bowser with their pointed swords!
Ash: They seem to be having an easy time of it against Giga Bowser, slashing away at all sides!
Megaman: Giga Bowser remembers the Whirling Fortress, and freezes everyone!
Ash: He smashes Link and Marth out, while Roy slashes him from behind!
Megaman: Roy's as good as dead when Giga turns around...
Giga Bowser: 78 D1 Link: 0 D1 Marth: 0 D1 Roy: 84 D0
Ash: There's a lone star rod under Giga's legs...That doesn't look right at all...
Megaman: This is a G-rated show, Mr. Dirty-mind.
Ash: Fine, fine. Giga Bowser has turned around, but Link and Marth revive quickly and come to Roy's rescue! Link does a downward stab!
Megaman: Link keeps jumping up with that downward stab, and finally knocks Giga Bowser off his feet!
Ash: But he kicks to get himself up, which sends Roy flying out.
Giga Bowser: 135 D1 Link: 14 D1 Marth: 36 D1 Roy: 0 D1
Megaman: Marth uses his dolphin slash, again knocking the 4-ton monster down, but again that kick knocks both Link and Marth to opposite sides!
Ash: Giga Bowser's managed to isolate both of them, this is what he likes...
Megaman: But unfortunately, there's three guys facing him! Roy comes down with a downward slash, blazer, and shield breaker to knock Bowser off his feet!
Ash: Having learned his lesson last time, he puts his shield up to avoid Bowser's kick!
Megaman: Marth is slashing at Bowser's tail...
Ash: Giga Bowser sees him and does a KO headbutt, scorching the Japanese swordsmen in the process!
Megaman: Speaking of scorching, a fire flower has appeared! Roy is giving Giga a taste of his own medicine!
Giga Bowser: 214 D1 Link: 45 D1 Marth: 0 D2 Roy: 0 D1
Ash: Giga Bowser headbutts Roy, but even he can't KO someone with no damage.
Megaman: Marth has re-entered, and he's slashing away at Bowser!
Ash: The three are resorting to their original tactic of slashing the hell out of Giga Bowser, and it's working!
Megaman: Marth and Link back off as Roy finishes the 4-ton monster with an exploding shield breaker!
Ash: Causing everyone 10 damage in the process.
Giga Bowser: 0 D2 Link: 74 D1 Marth: 10 D2 Roy: 44 D1
Megaman: It's not looking good for Giga Bowser as the three continue their relentless attack!
Ash: He's just come down 5 seconds ago and already has over 50 damage!
Megaman: He's managing to get his own hits in this time, knocking everyone away.
Ash: Unfortunately, they're all at pretty low damage, and Link comes back with a sword spin!
Megaman: He's taking out a bomb!
Ash: Giga Bowser remembers how much that first bomb hurt, and he quickly headbutts Link for the KO!
Megaman: Marth and Roy are slashing at his back as a bob-omb appears! Roy is killed by the bomb!
Ash: Marth is all alone here!
Giga Bowser: 75 D2 Link: 0 D2 Marth: 65 D2 Roy: 0 D2
Megaman: Giga Bowser is ready for Link and Marth, quickly jumping up with his spikes in the air, hitting them both hard!
Ash: Link and Marth both come down with downward stabs, knocking the big green monster off his feet!
Megaman: Giga Bowser just can't seem to handle three guys! He's getting the holy hell beat out of him!
Ash: I have to agree, Giga's probably not going to become fighter number 26.
Megaman: Marth accidentally slashes Link with the shield breaker!
Link: What the hell do you think you're doing!?!?
Marth: ........
Megaman: Marth can't have hit Link on purpose, but Link's pretty mad...
Ash: Doesn't he know Marth can't speak English?
Megaman: Link slashes at Marth while Roy charges up his shield breaker!
Ash: It connects! Giga Bowser is out of there! But the action isn't over!
This game's winners are...LINK, MARTH, and ROY!!!!!!!
Megaman: Marth and Link are in a verbal sparring match, which Roy seems to be completely oblivious to! He's just celebrating like he won it single-handedly!
Ash: Link and Marth continue to argue, it looks like Marth is saying—
Megaman: He slashes Link in the face! Marth is beating the hell out of Link and Roy finally sees them!
Ash: Marth holds up Link's RPG Championship belt!
Megaman: He's yelling something in Japanese...
Ash: And he finally gets off of Link. Link face is real bloody, that'll require some stitches.
Megaman: This probably won't be the last time we see Marth and Link in the ring together.
Ash: We'll be right back!
Match #11
Kirby (0-1) vs. Pikachu (1-0), Pichu (1-0), and Jigglypuff (1-0)
1-on-3 handicap match
Kirby has 3 lives; the Pokemon have 1 life each.
Normal item settings
POKEMON STADIUM
Megaman: Welcome back! Kirby, the pink puffball, will take on all three Pokemon in a 1-on-3 handicap match!
Ash: Daisy's already out here, ready to announce the fighters...
Daisy: Making his way to the stage, weighing in at 2 pounds, from Pop Star, KIRBY!!!!!
::Crowd cheers loudly::
Ash: Kirby has no chance against my Pikachu alone, let alone three powerful Pokemon.
Megaman: Powerful? None of them reach my knee!
Ash: Shh. Here they come!
Megaman: Oh brother...
Daisy: And entering the stage, weighing in at a combined weight of 37 pounds, from Kanto, Pikachu, Pichu, and JIGGLYPUFF!!!!
::Anyone over 10 boos and laughs::
Megaman: 37 pounds COMBINED? My dog weighs more than that!
Ash: And 15,000 volts combined, too.
Megaman: I could step on them before they even had a chance to use those volts.
Ash: We're starting!
Kirby: 0 Pikachu: 0 Pichu: 0 Jigglypuff: 0
Megaman: Kirby starts off very well, with a final cutter that knocks all three Pokemon down!
Ash: Pikachu gets up and tries a thunder jolt, which connects—
Megaman: But Kirby just smash-kicks him, and Pichu!
Ash: Pikachu and Pichu go right as Jigglypuff steps up.
Megaman: Kirby grabs her and slams her down!
Kirby: I AM THE GREATEST!
Kirby: 7 Pikachu: 24 Pichu: 21 Jigglypuff: 27
Ash: Pikachu runs up to Kirby, only to be hit with a kick!
Megaman: Kirby's fending off these Pokemon one by one!
Ash: Pichu gets in a thunder jolt—
Megaman: Which damages himself as well.
Ash: And Jigglypuff hits Kirby with a rollout! Major damage!
Megaman: Kirby floats back, though, as a star rod appears!
Ash: Pikachu has the star rod and hits Kirby back off!
Megaman: Kirby can't float back up this time, but he makes it with a final cutter, knocking all three Pokemon down again!
Ash: Kirby runs up to Jigglypuff and copies her power! NO!
Megaman: But he's hit from behind by Pikachu and Pichu, promptly knocking it out!
Ash: Pikachu stuns Kirby with the rod again, and this time he's too far! He can't make it back!
Megaman: Kirby has two lives left.
Kirby: 0 D1 Pikachu: 52 Pichu: 60 Jigglypuff: 41
Ash: Pikachu and Pichu are taunting in the ring!
Megaman: Kirby comes back and hits both careless Pokemon with a stone!
Ash: Ouch...Pikachu and Pichu use quick attack to get back, as Kirby kicks Jigglypuff away!
Megaman: An egg is down there now, and Kirby picks it up.
Ash: He throws it—
Megaman: And it explodes on Jigglypuff! Kirby has knocked out one Pokemon!
Kirby: 0 D1 Pikachu: 72 Pichu: 86 Jigglypuff: OUT
Ash: Pikachu and Pichu start jolting the hell out of Kirby!
Megaman: The arena is changing to rock mode! Kirby's trapped against a wall!
Ash: He manages to kick his way out, though, and turn the tables!
Megaman: Now Pikachu is getting beaten up, but Pichu comes to his rescue!
Ash: Teamwork will prevail here, Mega.
Kirby: 65 D1 Pikachu: 97 Pichu: 101
Megaman: This match could be over in less than a minute if Kirby continues doing as good as he has.
Ash: A crate is at the right! Pikachu uses thunder to break it!
Megaman: While he's doing that, Kirby does a flip-kick to knock Pichu out!
Ash: Pichu got some damage in, though.
Kirby: 92 D1 Pikachu: 97 Pichu: OUT
Megaman: A hammer and bomb are in the crate!
Ash: Pikachu's got the hammer! Kirby's running for his life!
Megaman: He can't make it and is KO'd a second time by Pikachu!
Ash: Pikachu's KO'd Kirby twice! This is unfair!
Megaman: I think it was perfectly fair.
Kirby: 0 D2 Pikachu: 97
Ash: The bomb explodes on Pikachu! NO!
Megaman: Lucky for him, the arena's still in rock mode, and Pikachu gets slammed into the wall.
Ash: It's changing back!
Megaman: Kirby is back and yelling at Pikachu!
Kirby: I'm gonna finish you NOW!
Megaman: Kirby floats up!
Ash: He's doing a stone!
Megaman: But Pikachu rolls out of the way just in time and shocks Kirby!
Ash: Yes!
Megaman: But Kirby responds with a quick kick that sends Pikachu into the background! GAME SET!
Ash: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! PIKACHU!!!!!
This game's winner is....KIRBY!!!!
Megaman: Now we'll go to our interview extraordinaire, Lakitu.
Lakitu: Thank you, Megaman. I'm in Kirby's locker room just minutes after he beat Pikachu, Pichu, and Jigglypuff in a 3-on-1 handicap match. Kirby, what's going through your mind?
Kirby: Frankly, I think anyone could have beaten those guys. They must be humiliated being beaten by an 2-pound "puffball."
Lakitu: What's next for you?
Kirby: I'm thinking of teaming up with someone for the Tag-Team Championship, now that we've seen one title change.
Lakitu: Any ideas on who?
Kirby: I've got someone in my mind...
Lakitu: OK. Back to you guys.
Megaman: After our break, we'll be back with our MAIN EVENT!!!!
Match #12
Ness vs. Mewtwo BATTLE OF THE PSYCHICS
ONETT
3-life match
No items
Megaman: Welcome to our main event!
Ash: The battle of the psychics! A teenage boy against the supreme Pokemon? I don't think Ness stands a chance, although I hate to admit it.
Megaman: Mewtwo's new alliance with Bowser and Ganondorf could pose some trouble for Ness, as he really doesn't have any allies on the SSBM roster.
Ash: I don't think Bowser and Ganondorf will hesitate to help out Mewtwo in this match. I hope Ness beats Mewtwo's a.
Daisy: This match is scheduled for three lives! Introducing first, from Onett, weighing in at 128 pounds, NESS!!!!
::Crowd cheers loudly as an "EARTHBOUND! EARTHBOUND!" chant begins::
Daisy: And from Kanto, weighing in at 250 pounds, MEWTWO!!!!
::Some cheers, but mainly boos from the crowd. Mewtwo glares at the crowd and tosses a shadow ball into the air::
Megaman: Our special guest today is coming here...any second...
Ash: There he is! Please welcome the raddest dude ever to come from a bankrupt company, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Sonic: That's right, my peeps! It is I, the awesomest dude around!
::Mixed cheers and boos::
Megaman: We're ready to start! So far, The Villains are nowhere in sight!
Ash: Let's go!
Ness: 0 Mewtwo: 0
Sonic: The little dude fires some sort of lightning bolt at the purple cat, and it turns into a fountain of fire! Whoa dude, what is that awesome thing?
Megaman: That's Ness's PK fire.
Ash: Ness jumps up and stomp kicks Mewtwo into the ground! Ness is looking sharp this match!
Sonic: Oh, but maybe not quite so. The big purple cat hits the little dude out of the way with his tail!
Megaman: Mewtwo's charging up his shadow ball!
Ash: Don't get up, Ness!
Sonic: Oh but the little dude is getting up and—What the hell?
Megaman: He absorbed the shadow ball! Mewtwo is livid!
Ness: 0 Mewtwo: 45
Ash: Mewtwo's charging up another shadow ball, and Ness is running at him!
Sonic: The little dude is stopped in his tracks as the cat unleashes the energy ball! Ouch!
Megaman: Ness is dazed from that blow, and Mewtwo has him in a psychic hold!
Sonic: Oh man! The cat, Mewtwo, is hitting the little dude with those little energy balls again!
Ash: That's Mewtwo's throw! Ness barely grabs the edge!
Ness: 74 Mewtwo: 45
Megaman: Mewtwo's delivered 74 unanswered damage, but Ness climbs up and kicks him!
Ash: Ness is staying under Mewtwo, hitting him with a flurry of punches and kicks!
Sonic: Awesome! The little dude takes out a yo-yo and whacks Mewtwo right in the face!
Megaman: Mewtwo comes back down with a tail swipe, and we are getting into the heat of the battle now!
Ash: Ness shocks Mewtwo with the PK Thunder!
Sonic: Little Dude is hitting Mewtwo up higher and higher into the air!
Ash: No! Mewtwo comes down with a hard kick and has Ness in a psychic hold!
Megaman: He's beating on Ness mercilessly!
Ness: 106 Mewtwo: 96
Ash: Mewtwo hits Ness with his tail, but Ness makes it back with a PK Thunder!
Sonic: Little Dude just turned himself into an electric catapult! Sweet!
Megaman: Mewtwo is now really angry, and he hits Ness with his tail for the KO!
Ash: The crowd is booing Mewtwo, but I don't think Mewtwo expected that a teenage kid would be this tough to beat!
Ness: 0 D1 Mewtwo: 96 D0
Megaman: Ness comes back with another stomp kick, those seem to work well against this monster.
Ash: Mewtwo whips Ness a few times with his tail, but Ness comes back with some yo-yo moves!
Sonic: Little Dude runs up and jolts Mewtwo with some psychic electricity!
Megaman: Mewtwo teleports up and appears behind Ness!
Ash: He blasts Ness with a smash attack!
Sonic: Mewtwo is charging up an energy ball!
Megaman: Ness had better watch out!
Ash: He shoots as Ness hits himself with the PK Thunder!
Sonic: Sweet! Little Dude not only destroys the purple ball, but hits Mewtwo and gives him the shock of his life!
Ash: Ness is kicking Mewtwo around the stage now, and finally uses the home-run bat smash for the KO!
Ness: 21 D1 Mewtwo: 0 D1
Megaman: Ness is hanging in there, he might just have a chance!
Sonic: Mewtwo comes down with a whole bunch of tail hits! Little Dude is getting hurt bad!
Ash: Ness gets up and kicks Mewtwo, but the big purple monster gets back up and disables Ness! Oh this is bad!
Megaman: Mewtwo grabs Ness and hurls him backward!
Ash: Mewtwo's waiting at the edge with a charged shadow ball...
Megaman: Looks like he didn't learn his lesson the first time! Ness comes back AGAIN with a PK Thunder blast, sending Mewtwo almost to his death!
Mewtwo: AAAGGGHHH!!!!! DIE B!!!
Sonic: Whoa man, we don't need that kind of talk around here, big dude.
Ash: Looks like Ness is done for!
Megaman: He breaks free of the psychic hold!
Sonic: He hits Mewtwo with that rad yo-yo!
Ash: He traps him with the PK Fire and prepares the PK Thunder catapult!
Megaman: Direct hit! Ness blasts himself with the PK Thunder, taking Mewtwo out!
Ness: 88 D1 Mewtwo: 0 D2
Mewtwo: hole! That's fin' it!!!!
Ash: Oh no! The Villains are coming out and Ness doesn't even see them!
Megaman: Bowser hits Ness from behind and Ganondorf holds him back!
Sonic: Oh this is just wrong, dude! Somebody get out there and help Little Dude!
By disqualification, this game's winner is....NESS!!!!!!
Mewtwo: B! I am going to beat the fin' s out of you!
Sonic: Whoa dude look over there! It's the red dude!
Megaman: Mario is coming to Ness's aid! He uses his extraordinary strength to hurl Bowser and Mewtwo away!
Ash: Oh! But Ganondorf hits Mario with a warlock punch, knocking him down!
Sonic: Someone else is coming! A little pink dude!
Megaman: It's Kirby! Kirby uses the final cutter to knock Ganondorf down! Mario and Kirby are helping Ness out of the ring!
Ash: The Villains tried to ruin the day for Ness, but it ends up being Ness, Mario, and Kirby are the ones standing tall tonight.
Megaman: We're done for tonight! We'll see you next week!
Summary:
Capt. Falcon and Samus def. Falco and Fox for the Tag-Team Championship
Link, Marth, and Roy def. Giga Bowser
Kirby def. Pikachu, Pichu, and Jigglypuff
Ness def. Mewtwo by DQ