November 15, 2004
Megaman: Hello and welcome to week number four of Super Smash Stadium!
Ash: We'd like to thank our reviewers for submitting match ideas, and we will try our best to satisfy you.
Megaman: We've got a great night in store for you!
Ash: Our main event is unprecedented in SSBM, a SIX-man tag-team match!
Megaman: But first, we're going to have a "battle of the oldies".
Ash: That's right! The Ice Climbers and Mr. Game & Watch were two of the first-ever video game characters, before Zelda, Metroid, and Kirby! They'll do battle to kick off SSS at the Flat Zone!
Megaman: We'll be right back with the match!
Match #13
Ice Climbers vs. Mr. Game & Watch
FLAT ZONE
3-life match
Normal item settings
Megaman: Hey everyone! Welcome back to SSS! The Ice Climbers and Mr. Game & Watch are set to battle at the Flat Zone, and Daisy is walking out to the ring!
Ash: These two guys are legends in the video-gaming world, and they're both making their SSS debut.
Megaman: This should be one hell of a fight!
Ash: I'm not sure...The Ice Climbers have a hell of an advantage with 2 people.
Megaman: We'll see.
Daisy: Entering the ring first, weighing in at a combined 200 pounds, since 1985, the ICE CLIMBERS!!!!
::Very loud cheers::
Daisy: And introducing second, weighing in at 55 pounds, the only 2-D fighter in SSBM, MR. GAME & WATCH!!!
::Deafening cheers::
Ash: The crowd seems to favor Mr. Game & Watch over the Ice Climbers, but I don't think Mr. G & W has much of a chance.
Megaman: He may be at a disadvantage, but he can still win.
Daisy: 5...4...3...2...1...GO!!!!
Ice Climbers: 0 Mr. Game & Watch: 0
Megaman: The Ice Climbers start off immediately by shooting icicles at the 2-D Mr. Game & Watch, but the 2-D man absorbs them via his oil panic bucket!
Ash: Impressive move, but the Climbers go in and do a synchronized hammer blow, knocking Mr. Game & Watch down!
Megaman: He gets back up with a kick, and uses judgment!
Ash: He makes food appear and eats it!
Megaman: Maybe you underestimated Mr. Game & Watch?
Ash: No way.
Megaman: The Climbers split up, as Popo gets behind Mr. Game & Watch!
Ash: So he takes out two hammers and hits the Ice Climbers in opposite directions! Both of them almost are KO'd!
Ice Climbers: 75 Mr. Game & Watch: 36
Megaman: Mr. Game & Watch absorbs another ice shot, but Popo hits him with that hammer!
Ash: Mr. Game & Watch goes down as Nana and Popo start a bludgeoning rampage!
Megaman: Mr. Game & Watch gets up, and a crate falls onto the top platform!
Ash: Popo goes up to get it, but is hit with 2-D tools that are falling! Nana disappears!
Ice Climbers: 0 D1 Mr. Game & Watch: 61 D0
Megaman: The crate breaks to reveal a home run bat and a freezie.
Ash: Mr. Game & Watch grabs the bat and breaks the freezie, but didn't expect a squall hammer from the Ice Climbers!
Megaman: He is hit again with the squall hammer once they hit the ground!
Ash: Mr. Game & Watch is off the screen now, but he comes from nowhere and hits both Climbers back with the bat!
Megaman: A sword appears at the right, and Nana jumps up to get it!
Ash: That leaves Popo vulnerable to another bat attack by the 2-D man!
Megaman: United they are strong, but divided they suck a.
Ash: Couldn't have said it better myself.
Ice Climbers: 52 D1 Mr. Game & Watch: 92 D0
Megaman: Mr. Game & Watch is gearing up for the smash...
Ash: It connects on Popo! Nana never got a chance to use her sword!
Ice Climbers: 0 D2 Mr. Game & Watch: 92 D0
Megaman: The Ice Climbers quickly synchronize a hammer slam and KO Mr. Game & Watch, but he comes back and freezes them both with judgment!
Ash: The Ice Climbers are struggling just to get a hit in as Mr. Game & Watch hits them both around the stage!
Megaman: A pokeball appears at the left, and Mr. Game & Watch has it!
Ash: It's Ho-oh! He burns the Ice Climbers' aes!!!
Megaman: And damages them enough for Mr. Game & Watch to get a third straight KO and the win!
This game's winner is...MR. GAME & WATCH!!!!
Ash: That was embarrassing. That match barely lasted a minute!
Megaman: Well, we have more matches here today, and they are all with a special stipulation!
Ash: Next, Wario will face Luigi to determine whether he will be accepted as a fighter in SSS!
Megaman: Then, Link and Marth will face each other for the RPG Championship! Marth bloodied up Link pretty bad last time they saw each other.
Ash: And finally, the unprecedented six-man tag-team match! Mario, Kirby, and Ness will face The Villains, Bowser, Ganondorf, and Mewtwo.
Megaman: Last week on SSS...
::Start clip::
Ness: 88 D1 Mewtwo: 0 D2
Mewtwo: hole! That's fin' it!!!!
Ash: Oh no! The Villains are coming out and Ness doesn't even see them!
Megaman: Bowser hits Ness from behind and Ganondorf holds Ness back!
Sonic: Oh this is just wrong, dude! Somebody get out there and help Little Dude!
By disqualification, this game's winner is....NESS!!!!
Mewtwo: B! I am going to beat the fin' s out of you!
Sonic: Whoa dude look over there! It's the red dude!
Megaman: Mario is coming to Ness's aid! He uses his extraordinary strength to hurl Bowser and Mewtwo away!
Ash: Oh! But Ganondorf hits Mario with a warlock punch, knocking him down!
Sonic: Someone else is coming! A little pink dude!
Megaman: It's Kirby! Kirby uses the final cutter to knock Ganondorf down! Mario and Kirby are helping Ness out of the ring!
Ash: The Villains tried to ruin the day for Ness, but it ends up being Ness, Mario, and Kirby are the ones standing tall tonight.
::End clip::
Megaman: So that's why the 6-man tag-team match will take place at the end of the night tonight.
Ash: But next, Luigi and Wario will face off, and after that, we may have a 26th fighter!
Megaman: We'll be back after this break!
Match #14
Luigi (0-1) vs. Wario
PEACH'S CASTLE
2-minute coin match
Normal item settings
Megaman: Hello, and welcome back! Luigi and Wario, longtime rivals (by associaton), will face off now to determine whether we will have 26 fighters!
Ash: Somehow, Wario got Master Hand to accept two stipulations. If Wario wins, he will be a fighter on SSS, and the winner will also receive a $10,000 bonus.
Megaman: The logical opponent would seem to be Mario, but he's already fighting a match tonight. Wario mostly has variations of Mario's moves, and here they are:
B- Fireball missile: Samus's missile, but looks like Mario's fireball.
B right/left- Cape: Mario's cape, but can stun opponents.
B up- Money Shot: Mario's coin punch.
B down- Wario Typhoon: Mario Tornado, but hits opponents down instead of up.
Ash: Daisy's out here to announce the fighters.
Daisy: Introducing first, from the Mushroom Kingdom, accompanied by his brother Mario, weighing in at 196 pounds, LUIGI!!!!
Ash: What! Mario has a match already!
Megaman: He's just coming to the ring, he's not actually going to fight.
Ash: That's not fair! This may be a 2-on-1 match!
Megaman: He's not fighting!
Daisy: And the challenger, weighing in at 345 pounds, and the potential 26th fighter of SSS, WARIO!!!!
Ash: So we're ready. Hopefully the referee will DQ Mario if he interferes.
Megaman: That's great. Anyway, here we go!
Daisy: 5...4...3...2...1...GO!!!
Luigi: 0 $0 Wario: 0 $0 Time: 2:00
Megaman: Wario jumps over the top of the castle and drill kicks Luigi!
Ash: He starts punching Luigi from above!
Megaman: Luigi kicks Wario into the center and now has Wario trapped against the wall!
Ash: Wario punches Luigi, but Luigi grabs him and throws him back!
Megaman: Wario comes back with a punch!
Ash: And Luigi gets off his smash coin punch!
Megaman: Wario is coming down...
Ash: There's a flip kick by Luigi!
Megaman: Wario still isn't out, though.
Luigi: 24 $92 Wario: 80 $33 Time: 1:48
Megaman: Mario cheers Luigi on...
Ash: He's looking for a chance to get a cheap shot.
Megaman: Quit your whining.
Ash: Wario gets off the money shot! Luigi is sent high...
Megaman: But he comes back down with a stomp kick!
Ash: Wario kicks Luigi away, and a barrel has fallen at the right.
Megaman: Wario is going to get it, and Luigi is waiting.
Luigi: 61 $118 Wario: 98 $57 Time: 1:38
Ash: The only thing in that barrel is Mr. Saturn, who does basically nothing.
Megaman: Wario's taking it over to Luigi...
Ash: And he throws it!
Megaman: But he threw it a split second too late, as Luigi gets off the smash coin punch! Wario is KO'd!
Wario: NO! MY MONEY!!!!
Luigi: 61 $130 Wario: 0 D1 $28 Time: 1:32
Ash: Luigi is definitely on a roll here, but Wario will find a way.
Megaman: He stomp kicks Luigi...
Ash: And 340 pounds of boot is quite painful.
Megaman: But Luigi kicks right back, throwing Wario against the wall!
Ash: There's a bullet bill drilling into it!
Megaman: Luigi is hit by the bullet bill and knocked out of the way...
Ash: Explosion! Big money!
Megaman: Wario isn't knocked out, but he's knocked to the left. He's down.
Luigi: 88 $212 Wario: 65 D1 $72 Time: 1:19
Ash: Luigi drop kicks Wario further left...
Megaman: He barely grabs the edge! Now Luigi hits him with a fireball, knocking him down—
Ash: But he recovers once again. Amazing!
Megaman: He's still getting his ass kicked.
Ash: Could you do any better?
Megaman: Yeah.
Ash: Wario punches Luigi completely to the other side!
Megaman: But Luigi only needs to jump once to get back.
Luigi: 114 $245 Wario: 90 D1 $98 Time: 1:11
Ash: Luigi picks up a home-run bat! Cheap item!
Megaman: You never had a problem with it before, so quit whining.
Ash: NO! Luigi does the bat smash, KOing Wario instantly and picking up some more big money!
Megaman: Wooo! He's got over 300 coins now!
Luigi: 114 D0 $303 Wario: 0 D2 $49 Time: 1:07
Ash: Wario comes back and stomp kicks Luigi into the ground!
Megaman: He's on top of Luigi, punching and kicking him back and forth!
Ash: That's what happens when you mess with Wario.
Megaman: Wario finally finishes Luigi off with an electric glove, a rip-off of Dr. Mario, I might add.
Ash: Dr. Mario is just Mario, so who cares?
Luigi: 0 D1 $162 Wario: 0 D2 $114 Time: 1:01
Megaman: Luigi's lead is suddenly slimmed down, but he starts off nicely with a stomp kick and throw.
Ash: Wario counters with a throw of his own, hurling Luigi into a falling party ball.
Megaman: It breaks, and out come...
Ash: FOUR bombs! Wow!
Megaman: No need to explain the outcome here. All the bombs explode, sending both guys into the background.
Luigi: 0 D2 $78 Wario: 0 D3 $52 Time: 0:49
Ash: A brutal brawl is going on now as Wario hurls Luigi down onto the switch blocks.
Megaman: There's a tomato and a sword!
Ash: Luigi gets the sword! Another cheap weapon...
Megaman: And the tomato! He slashes Wario back onto the castle and jumps up with a green missile! Big money for the green guy!
Ash: Wario is trapped against the edge! He's getting the holy hell beat out of him!
Luigi: 23 D2 $165 Wario: 80 D3 $89 Time: 0:35
Megaman: A star rod appears at the other side, but neither guy notices as Wario finally punches Luigi and hurls him into the edge.
Ash: He's trying to get the sword, but Luigi slashes him away again.
Megaman: Wario is done for...
Ash: No he's not! He gets up and kicks Luigi! He's punching the hell out of the plumber!
Megaman: Luigi can't get away!
Ash: There's less than 20 seconds left now, Wario needs to get the lead.
Luigi: 78 D2 $190 Wario: 98 D3 $145 Time: 0:18
Megaman: Wario hasn't had the lead this whole match, but now he's beating the hell out of Luigi!
Ash: Luigi's only getting in a few punches here and there, not much money.
Megaman: Wario drop kicks Luigi into the center tower!
Ash: And he headbutts Luigi to kingdom come with 5 seconds left! Luigi has no chance now!
Luigi: 0 D3 $101 Wario: 110 D3 $198 Time: 0:04
Megaman: I have to admit you're right. This match is over and we have a 26th fighter!
This game's winner is...WARIO!!!!!
Lakitu: So, Wario, what's going through your mind?
Side Note: Wario's mind is about THIS big.
Wario: Well, I wanted to join SSBM because there's nothing better than kicking people's asses and getting paid for it.
Lakitu: I'd have to agree.
Wario: In fact, next week, I want a match with Mario! I beat his brother, I can beat him just as well. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to collect my $10,000 bonus.
Megaman: He was lucky, he didn't even have the lead until the last 5 seconds.
Ash: He finds a way, and he'll find a way to beat Mario next week, if Master Hand grants him the match.
Megaman: I hope he does so Mario can kick some ass. He hasn't won a match yet.
Ash: For good reason. Anyway, next up is for the RPG Championship. Link and Marth will face off for it, that's next!
Match #15
Link (2-0) vs. Marth (1-1)
FINAL DESTINATION
No items
3-life match
Megaman: Welcome back! We have a match for the RPG Championship!
Ash: No one's challenged Link for the championship until today.
Megaman: Let's show what happened last week that led to Marth's challenge of Link.
::Start clip::
Giga Bowser: 75 D2 Link: 0 D2 Marth: 65 D2 Roy: 0 D2
Megaman: Giga Bowser is ready for Link and Marth, quickly jumping up with his spikes in the air, hitting them both hard!
Ash: Link and Marth come down with downward stabs, knocking the big green monster off his feet.
Megaman: Giga Bowser just can't seem to handle three guys! He's getting the holy hell beat out of him!
Ash: I have to agree, Giga's probably not going to become fighter number 26.
Megaman: Marth accidentally slashes Link with the shield breaker!
Link: What the hell do you think you're doing!?!?
Marth: .........
Megaman: Marth can't have hit Link on purpose, but Link's pretty mad...
Ash: Doesn't he know Marth can't speak English?
Megaman: Link slashes at Marth while Roy charges up his shield breaker!
Ash: It connects! Giga Bowser is out of there! But the action isn't over!
This game's winners are...LINK, MARTH, and ROY!!!!!!
Megaman: Marth and Link are in a verbal sparring match, which Roy seems to be completely oblivious to! He's just celebrating like he won it single-handedly!
Ash: Link and Marth continue to argue, it looks like Marth is saying—
Megaman: He slashes Link in the face! Marth is beating the hell out of Link and Roy finally sees them!
Ash: Marth holds up Link's RPG Championship belt!
Megaman: He's yelling something in Japanese...
Ash: And he finally gets off Link. Link's face is real bloody, that'll require some stitches.
Megaman: This probably won't be the last time we see Marth and Link in the ring together.
::End clip::
Megaman: So in case you missed last week's episode, that's what happened.
Ash: Here's Daisy to announce the fighters.
Daisy: This contest is scheduled for three lives, and it is for the RPG Championship! Introducing first, from the kingdom of Hyrule, weighing in at 250 pounds, he is the RPG Champion, LINK!!!!!!
::Deafening cheers that shake plaster down from the walls::
Ash: Hey man! I paid for that wall!
Megaman: No you didn't, Master Hand did.
Ash: OK, then, never mind.
Daisy: And the challenger, from medieval Asia, weighing in at 235 pounds, MARTH!!!!
::More deafening cheers that start a 2.0 earthquake::
Megaman: OK, then, both guys are ready.
Ash: Let's go!
Link: 0 Marth: 0
Megaman: Link and Marth start slashing at each other wildly, they both look just angry right now.
Ash: Marth is flailing at the Hero of Time, but missing 90 of his swings.
Megaman: Link is doing the same, though, as he knocks Marth down with a stronger slash.
Ash: Link is doing the multi-slash combo! Oh yeah!
Megaman: Marth counters and knocks Link down!
Ash: Crap!
Megaman: They're both starting to settle down a little.
Link: 34 Marth: 44
Ash: They're swinging at each other, but the hits are blocking each other, like an old sword duel.
Megaman: Sweet!
Ash: Kinda boring—Wait, Marth just got through to Link, knocking him down!
Megaman: Link gets up with a small slash, but Marth counters his next move and knocks him away!
Ash: Link rolls over and gets up, throwing his boomerang!
Megaman: That works! Marth is knocked down and now Link smash-slashes his fellow swordsmen over the edge—
Ash: No! Marth made it back!
Megaman: Link slashes again...
Ash: But misses! Marth rolls around and slashes Link in the back!
Link: 56 Marth: 75
Megaman: Marth is hitting Link over the edge again and again now, but Link finally gets back with a sword spin!
Ash: He knocks Marth away with a slash and takes out a bomb! Oh yeah! This is what happens when you mess with the Hero of Time!
Megaman: The bomb connects! Too bad it doesn't knock him anywhere...
Ash: But Link's follow-up smash-slash does! Marth goes flying!
Megaman: He might just make it back—
Ash: Not this time! Link is up a life!
Link: 80 D0 Marth: 0 D1
Megaman: Marth comes back down with a downward slash, which Link responds to with a light slash of his own.
Ash: But Marth was still invincible, so he takes a few more swings at Link before the Hero of Time finally gets a hit in.
Megaman: They're having another old-fashioned duel again, but Marth seems to be prevailing here, knocking Link away and almost out!
Ash: So Link has decided to throw that strategy out the window, taking out a bomb!
Megaman: Marth dodges the bomb, but takes a face-full of boomerang!
Ash: Marth took that one right in the nose, and his nose is bleeding.
Megaman: Marth slashes Link back, only to take a bow!
Ash: Link is gaining the advantage here! He will retain the championship, I know it!
Link: 102 D0 Marth: 50 D1
Megaman: Marth uses his dancing blade to knock Link down, and he counters Link's slash!
Ash: That doesn't knock the Hero of Time anywhere, though, and he knocks Marth into the air with a smash-slash!
Megaman: Marth comes back down ready to counter, and he does!
Ash: This time he thinks better of letting Link come back scot-free! He slashes Link before he has the chance to grab the edge! It's back even!
Link: 0 D1 Marth: 70 D1
Megaman: I wouldn't call it even...
Ash: You know what I mean. Marth is slashing Link up into the air again and again!
Megaman: And finally ends his painful combo with a dolphin slash!
Ash: It looks like Link is bleeding now from his arm.
Megaman: Well it's a sword duel, what'd you expect?
Ash: More blood than this.
Megaman: Me too, I wonder why...
Ash: Just a mystery of SSBM. Anyway, Link has retaken the upper hand, slashing Marth over the edge!
Megaman: Marth is coming back...
Ash: But Link shoots his bow! That knocks Marth down for good!
Link: 45 D1 Marth: 0 D2
Megaman: It doesn't look good for Marth.
Ash: He's hanging in there, but the Hero of Time is going to win.
Megaman: Link and Marth are flailing away at each other as they did earlier!
Ash: Link knocks Marth down!
Megaman: Link's talking some trash to Marth, but Marth can't understand him.
Ash: When is Link going to learn that Marth can't speak English?
Megaman: Who knows? Wait, Marth just grabbed Link! He's slashing the hell out of the Hero of Time!
Ash: Link! Slash back!
Megaman: I don't think he can hear you, Ketchum.
Ash: Damn!
Megaman: Marth has slashed Link into the background! Dammit Ketchum, you made us miss it!
Ash: It's not my fault!
Megaman: Shh!!!
Link: 0 D2 Marth: 24 D2
Ash: It's anybody's game now as Marth and Link continue to fight like old-fashioned swordsmen.
Megaman: Link blows up a bomb in both their faces to break up the close combat!
Ash: That backfired, as Marth got up before Link did, and Marth is slashing Link in the face!
Megaman: Link kicks Marth and grabs him with the hookshot!
Ash: He throws TWO bombs into Marth's face!
Megaman: He throws Marth!
Ash: Link is taunting! He's ready to finish this!
Megaman: Marth is jumping back!
Ash: Not today, buddy! Link uses the smash-slash to retain his RPG Championship!
This game's winner is....LINK!!!!!
::Crowd cheers wildly causing a 2.1 earthquake as Link holds up his belt and brags to Marth, who Link STILL doesn't realize can't understand him::
Match #16
Unprecedented SIX-MAN TAG-TEAM MATCH
Mario, Kirby, and Ness vs. Bowser, Ganondorf, and Mewtwo
CORNERIA
No items: Two lives each
Megaman: Welcome back to SSS and our unprecedented 6-man tag-team match!
Ash: That's right! It's Mario, Kirby, and Ness against the Villians! And I can't imagine any outcome other than the Villains winning!
Megaman: Really, because I'm just the opposite.
Ash: As is our tradition during the ::cough::one month::cough:: we've existed, a guest commentator will join us for our final match of the night!
Megaman: Please welcome the man who lost to Wario earlier tonight, LUIGI!!!!
::Crowd cheers wildly::
Luigi: It's-a me, Luigi!
Mario: Luigi, don't you rip off my line, dammit!
Luigi: Sorry. Anyway, my brother, Kirby, and Ness are here today to kick the asses of Bowser, Ganondorf, and Mewtwo.
Megaman: Damn right!
Ash: I don't think so, but Daisy is here, so we'll need to shut up.
Daisy: This six-man tag-team match is scheduled for two lives each! Introducing first, from the Mushroom Kingdom, weighing in at 225 pounds, MARIO!!!!
::"It's-a me, Mario!" sounds as the SMB theme plays::
Daisy: And introducing his tag-team partners! From Pop Star, weighing in at 2 pounds, KIRBY!!!!
::Kirby's Dream Land music plays::
Daisy: And from Onett, weighing in at 120 pounds, NESS!!!!
::Earthbound theme plays::
Daisy: And now, introducing, weighing in at a combined weight of 1,476 pounds, the team of Bowser, Ganondorf, and MEWTWO!!!!
::Altered version of Bowser's SM64 music plays as the three enter the ring::
Luigi: We're ready!
Mario: 0 Kirby: 0 Ness: 0
Bowser: 0 Ganondorf: 0 Mewtwo: 0
Megaman: Mario and Kirby advance on Bowser and Ganondorf from the left while Ness PK-Thunder catapults himself into his nemesis Mewtwo!
Ash: Why isn't Link out here fighting Ganondorf?
Luigi: Dude, he hates Mario's guts. I can't imagine him teaming up with Mario.
Megaman: Anyway, Mario punches Bowser right into Kirby's final cutter!
Luigi: Nice!
Ash: Bowser slashes Mario up, but Kirby uses a rock bottom on him!
Megaman: Ganondorf was ready, though, with a warlock punch.
Luigi: Mewtwo hits Ness back onto the center! Here we go!
Megaman: It's a melee at the middle with Kirby landing a rock bottom on all three of his opponents!
Luigi: Mario and Ness put up their shields to avoid it, though.
Mario: 34 Kirby: 26 Ness: 45
Bowser: 41 Ganondorf: 11 Mewtwo: 22
Megaman: Mario throws a few fireballs at Bowser and drop-kicks him into Ganondorf!
Luigi: Way to go! Kick ass, Mario!
Ash: Mewtwo gets to Mario and throws him up into the air!
Megaman: Mario gets hit high with a tail whip, but he does make it back down with another drop kick!
Luigi: Ness uses the PK Fire on Mewtwo from behind!
Megaman: Mario and Ness do a synchronized drop kick, knocking Mewtwo to the right!
Ash: Now it's 3-on-2 in the center! No fair!
Luigi: Seems fair to me. Mario just got totaled by the warlock punch!
Ash: And Kirby by the warlock kick..No! Ness managed to drop kick Ganondorf from behind.
Megaman: Bowser comes up and throws Ness over into Mewtwo's psychic hold!
Ash: Ness is slammed to the ground!
Mario: 75 Kirby: 45 Ness: 56
Bowser: 56 Ganondorf: 60 Mewtwo: 44
Luigi: Mewtwo is charging a shadow ball...
Megaman: No way he can get it charged with five other people on the stage!
Ash: I think you're right, Mario gets some revenge by throwing Mewtwo into all four of the other guys!
Megaman: Kirby hits a final cutter on Mewtwo and Ness!
Luigi: Ness gets up and kicks Bowser into the air!
Megaman: Mario almost finishes Bowser with a headbutt!
Ash: But he comes back down with a bowser bomb and hits Mario, Kirby, Ness, and Ganondorf!
Megaman: Mewtwo gets out of the way and unleashes a shadow ball on the four, which actually hits Ganondorf!
Ash: Damn! He had a 25 chance of hitting him!
Megaman: All six people are at high damage, but now Ness stomp kicks Bowser!
Luigi: Bowser has over 100 now, and Ganondorf does, too!
Ash: Mario is hit with Bowser's headbutt and KO'd!
Luigi: Crap! Mario, how could you be the first one out!
Mario: 0 D1 Kirby: 77 D0 Ness: 92 D0
Bowser: 121 D0 Ganondorf: 114 D0 Mewtwo: 67 D0
Megaman: Here comes the Arwings!
Luigi: Yes! That bastard Bowser and his friend Ganondorf are both KO'd!
Ash: Now Mario's back...
Megaman: And he's kicking ass big-time! He punches Mewtwo away!
Ash: It's 3-on-1! No fair!
Luigi: Shut up.
Ash: Mewtwo is KO'd by Kirby's rock bottom! All three heroes are taunting!
Megaman: That was a mistake, as they all fall victim to the Bowser Bomb.
Luigi: Ness is KO'd, but Kirby survives and lands another rock bottom on Bowser!
Ash: Mario sweeps Bowser and Ganondorf to opposite sides of the ring!
Mario: 23 D1 Kirby: 104 D0 Ness: 0 D1
Bowser: 18 D1 Ganondorf: 19 D1 Mewtwo: 95 D0
Luigi: Mario goes over to Bowser and starts beating the living crap out of him, but Mewtwo comes to the rescue, almost killing Mario with a shadow ball.
Megaman: Ness is back and flaming mad! Mewtwo hits him once, but that's it for him! Ness lands three headbutts for a KO!
Ash: Once again, his arrogance works against him as Ganondorf punches him during a taunt.
Luigi: Bowser gets by Mario and KO's Kirby with a headbutt! Ganondorf and Bowser are double-teaming the plumber!
Ash: Everyone's down to one life.
Mario: 61 D1 Kirby: 0 D1 Ness: 7 D1
Bowser: 35 D1 Ganondorf: 28 D1 Mewtwo: 0 D1
Luigi: Mewtwo and Ganondorf have decided to double-team Kirby now, with a warlock punch and two confusion attacks!
Ash: Mario and Ness are busy battling Bowser, so they don't see the double-team!
Megaman: Kirby lands a final cutter on Mewtwo, but Ganondorf warlock punches the puffball away!
Ash: Admittedly cheap, but Mario and Ness aren't doing anything about it. Kirby's damage is already over 70.
Megaman: Mario and Ness finally drop-kick Bowser over the edge and then blast Ganondorf and Mewtwo high up with headbutts!
Ash: Kirby is back with a final cutter, but he hits his teammates as well as Bowser!
Mario: 80 D1 Kirby: 75 D1 Ness: 40 D1
Bowser: 84 D1 Ganondorf: 46 D1 Mewtwo: 56 D1
Luigi: It looks like Mario's team has the advantage, but it's anyone's game. Whichever team whose member suffers the first KO will probably lose.
Ash: Mario and Bowser both almost blast each other out, but Kirby comes to the rescue for Mario, hitting him back down to the ship!
Luigi: Bowser isn't so fortunate, as the Arwing shoots him to kingdom come! Yes! Good riddiance!
Megaman: But Mewtwo hits Kirby out of the arena a few seconds later! Ness and Ganondorf are battling in the center, with Mario and Mewtwo jumping towards each other!
Mario: 111 D1 Kirby: OUT Ness: 74 D1
Bowser: OUT Ganondorf: 75 D1 Mewtwo: 76 D1
Luigi: Mario punches Mewtwo down, but Mewtwo lands on Ness and throws him into the air!
Ash: That doesn't kill him, but Mewtwo smashes him away! There's no way Ness'll make it back!
Luigi: No! Mewtwo throws Mario up as well, and he flies into the background!
Ash: They won! Hey, wait a minute, where's the music...?
Luigi: Ness comes out of nowhere and PK-Thunder blasts them both into oblivion! What a victory!
This game's winners are...Kirby, Mario, and NESS!!!!
Megaman: Ness getting revenge on his enemy Mewtwo, coming down out of the top, how did you do it, Ness?
Ness: I was riding an Arwing. Those dolts weren't paying attention, so I just came down and blasted both away.
Megaman: Anything to say to Mario and Kirby?
Ness: I knew Mario would come through, but I was surprised with Kirby. He damaged Mewtwo a lot for me. I was surprised someone I could lift with a finger could do that much damage.
Megaman: All right, we're done for tonight. See you next week!