November 22, 2004
Megaman: Welcome to the 5th edition of Super Smash Stadium!
Ash: It's Thanksgiving week, but I don't think the Stadium's coming together today. First off, Ganondorf has requested to speak to the crowd in the ring, and Master Hand said okay.
Megaman: Why, we don't know.
Ash: So here he is now, coming down to the ring.
Daisy: Introducing, Bowser, Ganondorf, and Mewtwo, THE VILLAINS!
Megaman: Last week, the Villains were defeated in a pretty sloppy 6-man tag match. I don't think we'll be having another anytime soon, and if we do, it'll probably be where you really have to tag your opponent to get in.
Ash: Shh! Ganondorf is speaking!
Ganondorf: What happened last week...was a fluke! Do you really think that an overweight plumber, a 2-pound puffball, and a teenage punk could beat us on a regular basis?
::Crowd cheers::
Mewtwo: Ness, beating me didn't make you better than me, it made you damn lucky! Because if you had lost, you would not be in that locker room right now.
Bowser: Mario! You've humiliated me for 20 years now, using whatever cheap trick you have up your sleeve to beat me!
Ganondorf: Well, Mario, we have a surprise in store for you!
Bowser: You are going to fight in a No Mercy match tonight!
Mewtwo: What is a No Mercy match, you say? Well, it's another unprecedented match in SSBM. Basically, anything goes. Normally, each arena is sanctioned to prevent serious injuries, but not the one you'll be in! The only way to lose is to give up or be knocked out!
Bowser: But you won't be facing me. I don't want to kill you on accident or anything.
Ganondorf: Your opponent will be LINK!!! That's right, my own mortal enemy against you! And trust me, if Link can beat me, he will annihilate you!
Bowser: So get ready, because you will not be walking out of this arena tonight!
::Crowd chants, "You suck! You suck! You suck!"::
Ganondorf: And we have one more surprise for you.
Bowser: It's clear that no one can beat us, and therefore, we are the rulers of this Stadium.
Ganondorf: So, me and Bowser are going to get the Tag-Team Championship belts! Samus, Capt. Falcon, Bowser and I will face you in a tag-team match at Corneria in FIVE MINUTES!
Bowser: Get ready—
::Yoshi's music plays as Yoshi walks out::
Bowser: Yoshi, helper of my mortal enemy, what the hell are you thinking, interrupting a Villain? See, now, we have no choice but to beat your ass out of here.
Yoshi: You aren't in charge here! And if you think you are, you're in for a big surprise! The guys in the locker room ain't gonna listen to what you say!
Bowser: And why not?
Yoshi: 'Cause you've got a little competition for that tag-team championship!
::Kirby's music plays as he floats to the ring::
Ganondorf: You again! I'm gonna kick the—
Kirby: You want a shot at the tag-team titles? You'll have to go through us first! So here it is: Me and Yoshi against you two jackasses in FIVE MINUTES at Corneria! The winner gets a shot at the tag-team titles!
Bowser: Whatever. Doesn't matter. We'll win either way.
::Crowd cheers VERY loud::
Megaman: So we've got an impromptu match! Yoshi and Kirby, Nintendo's two eating machines, will face Bowser and Ganondorf, the two Villains of Nintendo!
Ash: They're gonna regret standing up to the Villains.
Match #17
Yoshi (0-0) and Kirby (2-1) vs. Bowser (2-1) and Ganondorf (0-2)
CORNERIA
3 lives each; bludgeoning items only (Home run bat, hammer, sword, fan, star rod)
Stipulation(s): Winners get a tag-team title shot next week!
Megaman: Welcome back, we're at Corneria right now, and we've got a hell of an impromptu match coming up!
Ash: That's right! Bowser and Ganondorf are going to annihilate Yoshi and Kirby and get a shot at the tag-team title!
Megaman: I wouldn't count on that. Don't underestimate Yoshi and Kirby.
Ash: Screw 'em.
Megaman: You know, we're supposed to be unbiased as professional commentators.
Ash: Screw that, I'm still getting paid, ain't I?
Megaman: Unfortunately. Here's Daisy!
Daisy: Introducing first, weighing in at a combined weight of 277 pounds, The Eating Machines, YOSHI and KIRBY!!!!
::Loud, wild and crazy cheers::
Daisy: And introducing second, weighing in at a combined weight of 1,333 pounds, BOWSER and GANONDORF!!!!
::Some cheers, not nearly as loud::
Megaman: We're ready!
Yoshi: 0Kirby: 0Bowser: 0Ganondorf: 0
Ash: Yoshi rushes over and eats Bowser and then he and Kirby start kicking the egg! That's a cheap tactic!
Megaman: Call it what you want, but it works. Ganondorf, though, comes up and knocks down both extreme eaters!
Ash: Good name, but I still don't like either one of 'em.
Megaman: Kirby gets up and throws Ganondorf backward, then copies Bowser's firebreath!
Ash: Bad choice, considering his other option.
Megaman: He breathes fire on Bowser as Yoshi jumps back to avoid being caught in the flames!
Ash: A hammer appears at the right and Ganondorf picks it up!
Megaman: Yoshi and Kirby are in trouble...
Yoshi: 0Kirby: 13Bowser: 38Ganondorf: 18
Ash: Ganondorf has it! He hits Yoshi with it once!
Megaman: He hits him again!
Ash: No! Kirby's stone knocks the hammer from Ganondorf's hand, and it disappears!
Megaman: Kirby takes a crescent kick for his trouble, but Yoshi comes to the rescue, eating Ganondorf!
Ash: Bowser and Yoshi duke it out as Kirby takes revenge.
Yoshi: 67Kirby: 34Bowser: 55Ganondorf: 51
Megaman: The best, my ass...I'm gonna laugh so hard if they lose to Yoshi and Kirby.
Ash: Just a good start, that's all.
Megaman: Bowser headbutts Kirby high into the air!
Ash: Kirby comes back down with a stone!
Megaman: Kirby breathes some more fire on Bowser and then gets rid of his power!
Ash: Yoshi tries to eat Bowser, but turns Kirby into an egg instead! Ha ha!
Megaman: But then he kicks Bowser into the air!
Ash: Ganondorf uses the Warlock Kick on the dinosaur!
Megaman: Kirby breaks free...
Ash: Bowser does a Bowser Bomb and----crap, he missed.
Megaman: Kirby uses the final cutter to knock Bowser down!
Ash: A party ball has appeared on the left, and Ganondorf picks it up and hits Yoshi in the back!
Megaman: That costs his partner a drill kick from Yoshi, and Yoshi's drill kick is devastating.
Ash: A home run bat, sword, and fan all come out of the ball!
Yoshi: 94Kirby: 72Bowser: 114Ganondorf: 51
Megaman: Ganondorf picks up the bat and smashes Yoshi to kingdom come!
Ash: Yeah Ganondorf!
Megaman: But Kirby slashes Ganondorf in the back with the sword! Ganondorf is taken by surprise and drops the bat!
Ash: No problem, Bowser just picked it up.
Megaman: It's a sword-vs-bat duel, and both guys end up knocking each other to opposite ends of the arena!
Ash: Ganondorf picks up the fan and throws it at Kirby!
Megaman: Yoshi's back! He headbutts Ganondorf and throws an egg at him!
Ash: Show-off...Yoshi taunts.
Yoshi: 0 D1Kirby: 106 D0Bowser: 142 D0Ganondorf: 84 D0
Megaman: Ganondorf uses the warlock dive on Kirby, but Yoshi is prepared with another headbutt!
Ash: Ganondorf's strong, so that doesn't hit him too far.
Megaman: Bowser has returned to the fray with a bat! He hits Yoshi and Kirby in the back!
Ash: Aiming for Yoshi, Bowser swings away—
Megaman: And hits Ganondorf! Holy crap, Bowser just utterly destroyed his own tag-team partner!
Ash: On accident, of course.
Megaman: Still, Ganondorf's gotta be mad.
Ash: No! Yoshi just headbutted Bowser out!
Megaman: Now Kirby has the lead...Strangely enough.
Yoshi: 18 D1Kirby: 127 D0Bowser: 0 D1Ganondorf: 0 D1
Ash: A star rod falls at the right, and Kirby runs to get it...
Megaman: But Bowser and Ganondorf come back and smash Kirby into the background!
Ash: Yoshi rolls in his egg and hits both guys once...and twice—into the air!
Megaman: Yoshi gets the rod!
Yoshi: 18 D1Kirby: 0 D1Bowser: 24 D1Ganondorf: 22 D1
Ash: Kirby comes back down with a stone, hitting Bowser into Ganondorf!
Megaman: Kirby uses the final cutter to knock both away again...
Ash: And Yoshi smashes them both with the star rod! Kirby and Yoshi taunt! Come on, Bowser! Let's go!
Crowd: YOSHI! YOSHI! YOSHI!
Yoshi: Yeah! Say it! Say it!
Ash: While Yoshi's busy showing off, Bowser and Ganondorf have double-teamed Kirby and throw him away...
Megaman: And Ganondorf warlock punches Yoshi, and he loses the star rod. I gotta admit he had that coming...
Ash: Kirby copies Ganondorf's warlock punch as Bowser and Yoshi duke it out!
Megaman: Bowser slashes Yoshi toward Ganondorf...
Ash: And walks right into Kirby's copied warlock punch! He goes flying into an Arwing!
Megaman: He manages to get down just in time!
Ash: Only to be flip-kicked by Kirby again!
Megaman: Kirby's on a roll!
Yoshi: 50 D1Kirby: 31 D1Bowser: 85 D1Ganondorf: 44 D1
Ash: The Bowser Bomb from Bowser connects, sending Kirby into the air!
Megaman: Now Kirby is at the mercy of Bowser as Yoshi picks up a crate and hurls it at the two!
Ash: Ganondorf kicks Yoshi away, but the crate hits Bowser and explodes! Bowser is down another life!
Megaman: Yoshi taunts again, but pays the price as Ganondorf lands a warlock punch!
Ash: Yoshi survives that, unfortunately.
Yoshi: 84 D1Kirby: 67 D1Bowser: 0 D2Ganondorf: 44 D1
Megaman: Bowser is back and he starts to take on Yoshi as Ganondorf takes on Kirby!
Ash: Ganondorf warlock punches Kirby and knocks his power out!
Megaman: Kirby's gone!
Ash: Yoshi hip drops Bowser and then kicks him into the ship's side!
Megaman: Ganondorf taunts and waits for Kirby...
Yoshi: 104 D1Kirby: 0 D2Bowser: 22 D2Ganondorf: 44 D1
Ash: Yoshi turns Bowser into an egg and sneaks an egg throw up, hitting Ganondorf!
Megaman: Very resourceful by the dinosaur, and Kirby comes back at just the right time, landing a stone and then a final cutter!
Crowd: GANON SUCKS! GANON SUCKS!
Kirby: Damn right! Eat this!
Megaman: Kirby hits Ganondorf with his hammer!
Ash: Speaking of hammers, a real one has appeared at the right!
Megaman: Bowser and Yoshi both see it, and Kirby's also running for it!
Ash: Ganondorf's pulling himself up over the edge...
Megaman: Bowser has it! Yoshi's gone in a flash!
Ash: Kirby throws Ganondorf into the hammer's blow!
Bowser: NO! Damn you, Kirby!
Ash: After accidentally KO'ing Ganondorf for the second straight time, Bowser chases Kirby with the hammer!
Megaman: Kirby uses the stone on Bowser! Bowser's hammer is gone!
Yoshi: 0 D2Kirby: 23 D2Bowser: 65 D2Ganondorf: 0 D2
Ash: Everyone's down to his last life, and a melee erupts in the center!
Megaman: Yoshi sneaks away to grab a bat!
Ash: This could spell trouble...
Megaman: He swings away!
Ash: And he misses completely! Ha...ha...HA!!!
Megaman: Ganondorf kicks Kirby high up!
Ash: Kirby is shot by an Arwing!
Megaman: But he is able to float all the way back!
Ash: Yoshi is bludgeoning both Villains with that bat!
Crowd: YOSHI! YOSHI! YOSHI!
Yoshi: Oh yeah! Ready for this?
Ash: Yoshi smashes Bowser out! He's done!
Megaman: He's winding up for Ganondorf...
Ash: But Ganon reacts quickly! He kicks Yoshi and Yoshi drops the bat!
Megaman: But now he's facing a 1-on-2 situation...
Yoshi: 31 D2Kirby: 62 D2Bowser: OUTGanondorf: 42 D2
Ash: Ganondorf kicks Yoshi again!
Megaman: But falls victim to Kirby's stone!
Ash: Kirby and Yoshi are backing Ganondorf to the left edge of the ship!
Megaman: Ganondorf punches them both!
Ash: He's gonna get out!
Megaman: He grabs a bat!
Ash: He's winding up...
Megaman: Yoshi's outta there!
Ash: But Kirby hits Ganondorf with the stone again! Kirby has the bat now!
Megaman: Ganondorf is getting up...
Ash: Kirby's winding up...
Megaman: Ganondorf rolls out of the way!
Ash: Ganondorf is winding up for the warlock punch...
Megaman: It connects!
Ash: Yes! Kirby is outta there! Bowser and Ganondorf have a tag-team title shot next week! YEAH!!!!
This game's winners are...BOWSER and GANONDORF!!!!!
::The Villains' music (which is altered SM64 music) plays::
Match #18
Peach vs. Zelda
PEACH'S CASTLE
3-life match
No items
For the right to a Women's Title shot
Megaman: Welcome back! This match between the two princesses is for a Women's Title shot!
Ash: Hopefully soon we'll have more than four women in the stadium...
Megaman: Three. Jigglypuff doesn't really count.
Ash: Pokemon have just the same rights as humans!
Megaman: You're like the tree-hugger of Pokemon, you know that?
Ash: I'm proud of who I am.
Megaman: Uh huh. Anyway, here's Daisy with the mike.
Ash: Maybe Daisy could become a fighter!
Megaman: Maybe.
Daisy: Introducing first, from the Mushroom Kingdom, weighing in at 1,234 pounds, PEACH!!!!
Ash: WHAT!?!?!?!?
Peach: WHAT!?!?!?
Megaman: Ha ha ha ha ha...Nice.
Ash: Daisy just...she just...
Megaman: Calm down you woman. Let's see what she has to say about Zelda.
Daisy: And second, from Hyrule, weighing in at 1,235 pounds, ZELDA!!!!
Zelda: Little bitch...
Ash: Oh my, oh my. The mother of insults in front of 60,000 people!
Megaman: Peach and Zelda seem to be ready to fight, though...
Ash: Ready to fight Daisy, Peach just punched her!
Megaman: Zelda with Nayru's Love!
Ash: Peach throws a vegetable!
Megaman: Daisy getting pounded to a pulp by Peach and Zelda, two archenemies!
Ash: Peach just knocked Daisy out with a frying pan!
Megaman: Uh...medic?
Ash: Well...OK...I think the match should start now...
Megaman: Not unless they can clear the ring. Waluigi the ref is calling for the bell.
NO CONTEST
Ash: Well, that was a waste of a time slot. We had 15 minutes reserved for these two!
Megaman: Let's take a commercial break. We'll be right back...hopefully.
::Five minutes later::
Megaman: Uhh...Can we go to another commercial break?
Ash: No wait! Someone's coming to the ring!
Megaman: It's Pikachu!
Ash: Pikachu! What are you doing?
Pikachu: Pi pika chu pika chu chu pika! Chu pi pikachu pika chu chu pika chu!
Megaman: I'd rather no one was in the ring right now. I don't think 60,000 people want to listen to this rodent ramble on in Pikanese.
Ash: Pi pika pi chu! Pika chu chu!
Megaman: Oh my God...help me...
Pikachu: Pi pika chu chu pika chu chu pika!
Ash: Chu pika pi chu pi pi pi pika!
Megaman: Alright! Shut the hell up, both of you! I have an idea! Ash, get the hell out of my booth and get down to the ring!
Ash: It's not your booth. You can't make me.
::Megaman begins to charge up a beam::
Megaman: Wanna bet?
Ash: Not really...bye!
Megaman: OK, Mario and Kirby, get down to the ring! We're gonna have a tag-team match!
Pikachu: Pi pika chu! Pi chu pi pika!
Megaman: Ash, tell me what that damn thing said!
Ash: He said Kirby's already fought tonight!
Megaman: I don't give a damn! Kirby and Mario, let's move!
Ash: It's Master Hand's rule—
Megaman: Screw Master Hand! Screw you! We're losing money here!
Speaker: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::Master Hand's music from Final Destination plays::
Master Hand: First of all, Megaman, don't you ever say that about me again or I will fire your ass and give your job to Ash.
Megaman: Fine.
Master Hand: But he's right. We are losing money every second we don't have ass-kicking going on in here, so here's what we're going to do. We don't have another match scheduled for half an hour, so we're going to make some happen right now!
::Crowd cheers loudly causing a 1.6 earthquake::
Master Hand: For our first match, it's going to be Ness and Young Link vs. Marth and Roy! Ash, get your ass back up into the booth.
Ash: Come on, I just ran all the way down here.
Master Hand: That's your fault for listening to Mega. Now go!
Ash: But—
Master Hand: GO, DAMMIT!!! OR I'LL FIRE YOUR ASS TO TIMBUKTU!!!!
Ash: Right away, sir.
Megaman: We'll see you at Great Bay after a commercial break!
Match #19
Ness and Young Link vs. Marth and Roy
Great Bay's Termina
3-life tag-team match
Bomb tag match
Megaman: Welcome back! After a fiasco regarding Peach and Daisy's match, we've got a new match planned. The kids, Ness and Young Link, will take on Fire Emblem's team in a battle of three swordsmen and a psychic.
Ash: This will be one hell of a fight! Link is definitely going to shine here!
Megaman: Older Link can't team up with Young Link since he already has a No Mercy match against Mario after this.
Ash: Banjo is in the ring!
Megaman: Banjo!?!? Who hired him!?!?
Ash: Well, when Daisy got her ass kicked by Peach and Zelda, someone had to take over. Banjo kind of hired himself.
Banjo: Welcome to SSS!
::Crowd cheers loudly and "Banjo" chants arise::
Banjo: Introducing first, weighing in at 121 pounds, the psychic teenager, NESS!!!
::Earthbound music plays as Ness catapults himself onto the stage with a PK Thunder::
Banjo: And introducing his tag-team partner, weighing in at 104 pounds, the young swordsman, YOUNG LINK!!!
::Termina music plays as Young Link throws a bomb into the air::
Banjo: And from medieval Asia, weighing in at a combined weight of 444 pounds, Marth and ROY!!!
::Fire Emblem music plays as Marth and Roy demonstrate some skilled jousting moves::
Ash: Show-offs...
Megaman: Ness and Young Link will probably earn the win here, but you never know.
Ash: After what he did to the Villains last week, Ness is not on my list of most-liked people, but the Hero of Time will lead the way!
Megaman: Let's start!
Ness: 0Young Link: 0Marth: 0Roy: 0
Ash: Young Link immediately shoots a fire bow at Marth, but misses and hits his partner Ness!
Megaman: Ness shoots a PK Fire hitting Marth in the back!
Ash: But Roy shoots Young Link down with a blazer!
Megaman: Ness keeps his distance as Marth and Roy close in on Young Link!
Ash: Ness is a coward...He's doing a PK Flash right now...
Megaman: It's slowly floating toward the three battlers, but how strong will it be?
Ash: Whoa! It explodes and knocks Marth and Roy away! Young Link shields himself from the blast!
Megaman: Ness saved Young Link's ass, and Link knows it.
Ash: Young Link takes out a bomb!
Megaman: The bomb hits Marth and knocks him away again! Ness hits Roy with a PK Fire!
Ash: What is wrong with the Fire Emblem team? They're jinxed or something.
Ness: 24Young Link: 51Marth: 42Roy: 55
Megaman: This is a bomb tag match, and a crate has fallen.
Ash: There's a good chance it will explode...
Megaman: Ness plays it safe and hits it with a PK Fire, but Marth and Roy hit him into the bomb inside, and Ness takes the explosion anyway!
Ash: Young Link hits both guys away!
Megaman: Young Link reaches his hookshot for Ness!
Ash: Ness grabs it and pulls himself back into the ring with a drop kick on Marth!
Megaman: Great teamwork by Ness and Young Link as Young Link throws his boomerang at Roy.
Ash: Roy comes up and is no doubt cussing at Young Link, and then he counters a sword slash!
Ness: 74Young Link: 74Marth: 82Roy: 72
Megaman: A bomb has fallen on the turtle, and Roy doubles back and picks it up!
Ash: Young Link hits it with a bow and it explodes in Roy's face! Roy is outta there!
Megaman: Marth comes down hard on Young Link with a smash attack, but Ness gives Marth an electric kick.
Ness: 74 D0Young Link: 95 D0Marth: 99 D0Roy: 0 D1
Ash: Ness is trying another PK Flash, leaving Young Link to battle Marth and the revived Roy!
Megaman: Oh my God, it worked again! What idiots!
Ash: Roy is hit hard, and Marth is gone in a flash!
Ness: 74 D0Young Link: 115 D0Marth: 0 D1Roy: 38 D1
Megaman: Roy picks up a motion sensor and plants it in the middle!
Ash: Young Link shoots a bow at Roy, knocking him away, and Marth comes down on the motion sensor!
Megaman: He's still invincible, so that was a waste.
Ash: Marth turns to Young Link and slashes him a bit before putting him away!
Megaman: Ness comes up and starts to punch Marth!
Ash: Marth puts him away as well and taunts!
Megaman: We need a translator in this place...
Ness: 0 D1Young Link: 0 D1Marth: 24 D1Roy: 54 D1
Ash: Everyone has two lives left, but Young Link is dominating this place!
Megaman: Eat your words, Ash! Roy just countered a smash slash!
Ash: Which sent Young Link all of two feet away!
Megaman: Ness catapults himself into Young Link...what is he thinking?
Ash: Tag-team move! Link sticks his sword out and adds to the impact! Marth and Roy go flying!
Marth: (speaks Japanese)
Roy: What do you mean, get my head in the game!? You're the one who didn't protect me from the bombs!
Megaman: A little bit of dissension among the longtime friends Marth and Roy, as Ness and Young Link prepare another combo move...
Ash: Roy counters! But Marth is hit and sent flying again!
Megaman: Marth barely able to grab the edge, but he launches up and Young Link with a dolphin slash!
Ness: 43 D1Young Link: 33 D1Marth: 89 D1Roy: 94 D1
Ash: A party ball has appeared! You know what's coming, Mega!
Megaman: Four bombs! A huge explosion hits Ness and sends him out while Roy and Marth finally get their act together to slash Young Link over the side!
Ness: 0 D2Young Link: 75 D1Marth: 104 D1Roy: 112 D1
Ash: Ness comes back with a stomp kick that knocks Roy down, but Roy counters with a vicious blow that hits both Young Link and Marth!
Megaman: Marth thankfully ignores the friendly fire and throws Young Link behind him.
Ash: Marth and Roy both grab Ness and Roy slashes as Marth knees him!
Megaman: Young Link finally slashes Roy in the back, and the two drop the psychic teen!
Ness: Dirty bastards...You will pay for this!
Ash: Ness throws a PK Fire! Young Link can't dodge it! Three guys are caught in a seemingly endless fountain of fire!
Megaman: Young Link hits Roy and Marth in the back with the boomerang and finally gets through to Ness!
Ash: Ness realizes what he did and stops the rampage.
Megaman: But now Marth and Roy's damage is sky-high!
Ash: Marth jumps up to the balloon, staying out of the action! What is he thinking!?!?
Megaman: He's leaving Roy to fight for himself, at least for the time being!
Ash: Well, the time being is enough for Young Link to KO Roy!
Megaman: Marth comes down and slashes both of the kids, and the newly revived Roy is not happy!
Roy: What the hell!?!? You cost me a life, you bastard!
Marth: (Japanese)
Roy: No you won't!
Marth: Hai.
::Marth walks out of Termina::
Megaman: Whoa! Marth just abandoned his tag-team partner for good this time! Ness and Young Link are beating on Roy!
Ash: Roy finally counters and knocks Young Link away! He throws Ness backwards and lands the KO slash on Young Link!
Ness: 52 D2Young Link: 0 D2Roy: 33 D2
Megaman: Young Link is back as Ness traps Roy in a PK Fire stream!
Ash: Young Link with the downward stab!
Megaman: Roy is done for! Ness is charging the PK Flash as Young Link and Roy slash each other!
Ash: It connects on both of them! Young Link doesn't go far, but Roy is gone!
This game's winners are...NESS and YOUNG LINK!!!!
Master Hand: Good match, Ness and Young Link. Roy, you fought well also, but your tag-team partner is another matter. You almost pulled it out 1-on-2.
Roy: Thanks. I'm gonna kill that bastard.
Master Hand: Save it for next week. We have some time left, so our next match is going to feature our newest fighter, Wario! He will face Bowser for the Super Smasher title!
Match #20
Wario vs. Bowser
3-life match
FINAL DESTINATION
Super Smasher title
Megaman: We are back at Final Destination where newcomer Wario will challenge Bowser for the Super Smasher title!
Ash: In five weeks, the title has yet to change hands, so someone's due to beat Bowser.
Megaman: Here's Waluigi out in the ring. Daisy was sent to the hospital after being pulverized by Peach and Zelda earlier.
Waluigi: This is a three-life contest for the Super Smasher title! Introducing first, from the Mushroom Kingdom, weighing in at 911 pounds, KING BOWSER KOOPA!
::Bowser's SM64 music plays as the crowd cheers::
Waluigi: And the challenger, from Kitchen Island, weighing in at 350 pounds, WARIO!!!!
::Wario World theme plays as Wario comes out::
Megaman: Wario and Bowser both have a common enemy in Mario, and they've competed before over who gets to pummel him.
Ash: They have yet to want to share the glory.
Megaman: Here we go! The match is on!
Wario: 0Bowser: 0
Ash: Wario starts off with those missile fireballs all around, and Bowser dodges all but one.
Megaman: He comes up to breathe fire on Wario, but is promptly stopped by the cape, a complete rip-off of Mario, might I add.
Ash: It's effective, though. Bowser has the koopa klaw grip on Wario!
Megaman: He bites Wario and throws him away!
Ash: He headbutts Wario into the sky!
Megaman: Wario comes down and drill kicks Bowser...
Ash: But is headbutted once again, this time he flies off the screen!
Megaman: Not out, though.
Wario: 62Bowser: 34
Ash: Wario uses his midair shield to block Bowser's headbutt!
Megaman: He grabs Bowser and throws him a little ways, but not too far.
Ash: Wario is sticking to long-range attacks here, using those missile fireballs.
Megaman: Well it's either that or outwrestle a 900-pound monster.
Ash: Yeah, I guess. Anyway, the big green monster just headbutted Wario real far! I don't know if he's gonna make it back!
Megaman: He grabs the edge with the money punch!
Ash: Lucky.
Wario: 101Bowser: 55
Megaman: Wario kicks the big monster as he comes up, and then hits him with the money punch!
Ash: Bowser's vulnerable right now...
Megaman: Wario headbutts him high!
Ash: But not high enough, Bowser does a Bowser Bomb!
Megaman: He misses! Wario hits him with the fire glove punch!
Ash: Bowser uses the whirling fortress to get back!
Megaman: The two duke it out a little bit with punches and slashes.
Wario: 134Bowser: 114
Ash: Both at high damage, next hard hit will deal out a KO for sure.
Megaman: Wario charges the fire glove again...
Ash: He charged it too long! Bowser rolls behind him and throws him away!
Megaman: Wario's coming back...
Ash: Bowser with the smash headbutt! The Super Smasher is up a life!
Wario: 0 D1Bowser: 128 D0
Megaman: Wario drill kicks and throws Bowser, but he makes it back again!
Ash: The yellow plumber(?) hits him with the Wario Twister and a headbutt for the KO!
Megaman: A quick KO by Wario evens it up.
Wario: 0 D1Bowser: 0 D1
Ash: Wario and Bowser start to duke it out and Bowser hits the Bowser Bomb to finish the brawl!
Megaman: Wario drill kicks Bowser again to knock the big monster down, and then shoots a fast missile fireball!
Ash: Bowser has to grab the edge, but then he rolls back up, crushing Wario with his 900-pound frame.
Megaman: Mario's two archvillains are fighting each other, he's got to be enjoying this.
Ash: I can't wait until the day Mario's ass gets kicked bad.
Megaman: I'm gonna tell him you said that.
Ash: Bowser breathes fire on Wario! Wario can't move!
Megaman: Bowser headbutts him out of the arena!
Wario: 0 D2Bowser: 72 D1
Ash: Well, Bowser looks like he will once again retain his title, as it should be!
Megaman: It's not over yet. Wario is pretty mad at Bowser now, and he's showing it. He's using air kicks to knock Bowser around!
Ash: Bowser grabs him and slashes him away! That rampage is over!
Megaman: Wario falls victim to a Bowser Bomb!
Ash: Bowser's slashing Wario left and right!
Megaman: It doesn't look good for the piece of 100 saturated fat.
Ash: That's good, I hope he hears you called him that.
Megaman: He can't hurt me. Wario just kicked Bowser out of the way! He's gearing up for the fire glove smash!
Ash: It connects this time! Both combatants are down to their last life!
Wario: 56 D2Bowser: 0 D2
Megaman: Bowser comes back down with a big smash combo that pushes Wario's damage above 100!
Ash: Not looking good for Wario, but he just landed a mid-air punch and a drill kick.
Megaman: The fat tub-o-lard uses the fire glove on the big green monster!
Ash: Bowser is knocked down again, but he rolls over Wario!
Megaman: Bowser's taunting! This could be the end!
Ash: Yeah! You da man, Bowser!
Megaman: The King of the Koopas breathes some fire on Wario to keep him down!
Ash: He's charging up for the headbutt!
Megaman: No...
Ash: Yes...
Megaman: It connects! Wario's gone and Bowser retains his title once again!
This game's winner, and still the Super Smasher is...BOWSER!!!!
Megaman: Our No Mercy match between archenemies Mario and Link is up next!
Match #21
Mario vs. Link
No Mercy Match
FINAL DESTINATION
Win by KO or surrender
Lakitu: Hi. I'm here with Mario. Mario, you're about to face Link in a No Mercy match, what are your thoughts?
Mario: I'm glad I got this kind of chance. I can bludgeon Link and send him a good message, not to mess with the Red Italian.
Lakitu: You've lost to Link before, when you fought him for the RPG Championship, so what do you plan on doing differently?
Mario: I plan to whoop his ass is all. He got lucky last time. This time, there's no items and no cheap shots.
::Link comes up and gets in Mario's face::
Link: You think I was lucky, huh? Well, you won't be thinking that when I stab this trusty old sword right through your heart. (Link polishes his sword)
Mario: You think you're the only one with weapons? Have you forgotten about these? (Mario displays his fireballs) Or should I remind you right now?
::Link slashes Mario in the face::
Megaman: Whoa! Mario just took a slash to the face! He's bleeding from his cheek, but we'll be back with the match!
::After the break::
Megaman: We're back at SSS's first No Mercy match!
Ash: This style was not in SSBM, but made up by Master Hand. The Villains really set up this match themselves, and Mario or Link never even heard about it until then.
Megaman: Link's said he would stab his sword right through Mario's heart, but fortunately for the plumber, Link's sword won't be allowed.
::A faint sound is heard from the locker room::
Link: WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????
Megaman: Wow. Anyway, each combatant is allowed one item of their choice, it could be an official SSBM item or not.
Ash: No word on who's bringing what, but I do expect the Hero of Time to prevail again.
Megaman: The stage is surrounded by a steel cage, and this is starting to resemble a WWE match rather than an SSBM match.
Waluigi: The following is a No Mercy match! Introducing first, from the Mushroom Kingdom, weighing in at 225 pounds, MARIO!!!!!
Speaker: IT'S-A ME, MARIO!!!
::Mario's SMB theme plays as Mario shows off to the crowd and climbs inside the cage::
Waluigi: And from Hyrule, weighing in at 250 pounds, LINK!!!!!
::Link's theme plays as Link c limbs in the cage and clenches his fists::
Ash: Mario's got a bandage on his face from Link's sword slash a few minutes ago.
Megaman: We're ready for action!
Ash: No damage meters this time! It's an all-out brawl!
GO!
Megaman: Mario and Link have a few choice words for each other...
Ash: Link kicks Mario and stomps him on the ground!
Megaman: A brutal assault, but this is only the beginning!
Ash: Link grabs Mario by his overalls and is taunting him, he's ready to go for the kill...
Megaman: Mario punches Link and slams him into the side!
Ash: Mario drop kicks Link and knocks him down!
Megaman: The plumber is clubbing at Link's lower back...
Ash: Link kicks Mario to stop the assault!
Megaman: Link kicks Mario's knee, but the plumber surprises him with a breakdance sweep! Link is sent into the hard metal again!
Ash: Mario punches Link in the face!
Megaman: Link's nose is bleeding from that attack, but...wait...someone's coming out...
Ash: It's Bowser, Ganondorf, and Mewtwo! They're coming out to support the Hero of Time!
Megaman: This is ridiculous. Ganondorf supporting Link?
Ash: I knew Link would make the right choice and join the Villains.
Megaman: I wouldn't count on it. I've got a sick feeling that they're going to destroy both guys when they get the chance.
Ash: I don't think so. Hey, Mario's on the ground and Link's punching him!
Megaman: That bandage is falling off and Mario looks like he's bleeding as well.
Ash: Link takes Mario's hat off and throws it outside the cage!
Mario: Oh...That's it, man. NOBODY TOUCHES THE HAT!!!!!!!
Megaman: Mario's mad as hell now and he's punching Link's face like there's no tomorrow!
Ash: Link's helpless! Come on, Bowser, get in there!
Megaman: I'd love to see him try and break that thing.
Ash: Bowser's saying something, but I can't tell...
Megaman: Mario just banged Link's head into the cage!
Ash: Link's busted open! Fight back, Link!
Megaman: The Red Italian is taking out his item...
Ash: What the hell? It's a leaf...
Megaman: It's a raccoon leaf! Mario's sprouting a tail!
Ash: What? He can fly!
Megaman: He's going to land on Link!
Ash: Wait! The Villains are giving Link his sword!
Megaman: No! Cheap!
Ash: Link gets up and Mario lands on his ass from 200 feet in the air!
Megaman: Link's getting ready to slash Mario with the sword! No! Someone stop this!
Ash: He he...
Megaman: The bell is ringing! Link is disqualified!
By disqualification, this game's winner is...MARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash: The Villains are mad as hell and have finally gotten through the cage! They're attacking Mario!
Megaman: Wait...Ganondorf's turning to Link...
Ash: No! What the hell? Ganondorf, he's your ally!
Megaman: I knew it! I knew it, dammit! Ganondorf and Mewtwo are beating up Link! It's chaos in the stadium!
Ash: Don't mess with the Villains!
Megaman: Wait! It's Luigi and Ness! Luigi and Ness are attacking Bowser!
Ash: Hey! It's 3-on-1! That's not fair!
Megaman: No more fair than 2-on-1 against Link!
Ash: This isn't going to stop anytime soon! We'll be back next week for the aftermath of this battle!
Megaman: Good night, everybody!