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Spoilers: SS/PS - COS - POA - GOF – OOTP

With a nasty squelching noise much like a plunger being pulled from a sink, he popped out his eye.

-'Mad Eye' Moody - Order of the Phoenix - Page 50

Summary: Harry returns for his sixth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Is Hogwarts as safe as everyone thinks? Is there Hope? Will that Potter boy rise up to the challenge of Lord Voldemort?

Harry Potter and the Dark Forest

It's been made 'R' due to the blood. I didn't want it removed.

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Chapter 4: What The Fk Happened?

'Oh so out valiant hero decided to come. Take this.' He said holding out a umm magazine with a women on the front with stars covering her...

Blushing a little he took it then felt the familiar unpleasant tug of the navel associated with portkey travel.

'Nice landing Potter' He heard the drawling voice of Draco Malfoy say from above him.

'DRACO MALFOY, You will treat our host with respect.'

'Yes mother' He said fearfully looking at his mother.'

Looking at the mature blonde he slowly lifted himself up, host? That means...Looking around he could see the House of Blacks Kitchen. He noted the various reactions around the table, Remus was just looking at Narcissa with amusement to Ron looking as though he wanted to kill Draco – Which he probably did.

'Hello all, what the hell is happening?' He said, tossing the magazine to the side as he lifted himself from the floor.

'Hello Harry, We were waiting for you. Want a lemon drop?' He said banishing a bag from his pocket.

'No thank you sir' He replied heading towards the table.

'Draco go up to bed, your bedroom this time.' He heard Narcissa say in the background.

Seating himself between Fleur and Hermione...The only place at the table.

'When's Snape getting here?' He asked wondering when he was getting here.

'Snape?' The aged Headmaster asked. 'He went missing about 4 weeks ago.'

'No he didn't!' He said 'He gave me the portkey! Said he would apperate here!'

'Did he have anything missing? Like a finger?' Remus asked.

'No, At least I don't think so.'

'Where's the portkey?' Mad Eye yelled over everyone.

'I threw it when I got here!' Harry replied running over to find it.

'No don't touch it!' Mad Eye said a second too late.

Harry touched it and without a tug of the navel, he didn't go anywhere...

'It may have been tracked, get everyone out of here. NOW!'

It was a flurry, a lot of people went to the floo in a spree. He saw Ron get ushered in and in a green flame he was gone. He started getting pulled over to the floo, looking down he saw Ginny yanking on him. But it was met with opposition from someone on his right who was clearly a lot stronger than Ginny.

When he got to the floo he heard the unknown person mumble a few words.

'Le Delacour Propriété'

Sorry this was so short, was screwing up so I thought I'd just do a quick chapter to update it with

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