Best Friends

A/N Heh... um.... hope you all like my new fic. I'm thinking about deleating "Revenge" so... yeah. This Banjo-Kazooie fic however, will be much better than my last one. It pretty much shows how Banjo and Kazooie met and stuff.

Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie do not belong to me sadly.

Key for this chapter: B: Banjo K: Kazooie T: Tooty

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It was a peaceful night at the grounds around Spiral Mountain. Nothing stirred. Only the faint chirping of crickets were audible on this serene night. That is, until now.

T: "BAAAAAANJOOOOO!!!"

The silence was broken by the shrill cry of a blonde, pigtailed little bear by the name of Tooty.

Her large blue eyes stared into the room across from her's where her brother slept. An annoyed frown was glued to her smug little face.

T: "BANJO GET YOU'RE FAT BUTT OVER HERE YOU STUPID, DUMB, IDIOTIC--"

At the sound of the word "idiotic" the brown honey bear, Banjo, sat up with a frustrated groan, and dragged himself into his sister's room. As soon as he took a step into the room, a rather pissed-off looking red breegull shoved her way past him.

K: Where is she?! I'm gonna kill that little son of--"

B: "KAZOOIE!"

The bird was immediatly silenced by the shorts-wearing bear before she could finish her rude sentance. He was clearly frustrated, but so would you if you were woken up in the middle of the night by the loud yelling of your little sister. The bird only glared at him, but didn't lash out with a rude insult. She respected her friend, and she knew she would never rudely insult him, no matter how pissed he made her.

K: "Whatever... but I swear, if I get ahold of her, I'll--"

B: "C'mon Kazooie, not tonight... I'm tired... Let's just get this over with. What is it Tooty?"

The little blonde bear crossed her arms, the frown still attached to her face.

T: "Tell me a STORY!"

Kazooie jerked her head to stare at Tooty, rage written in every corner of her eyes.

K: "A damn STORY? I drag my ass out of bed to tell you a story?! That's it, I'm definately killing you now..."

Banjo rolled his eyes, walking over to a chair in the corner of the room and sitting down. He definately wasn't in the mood to tell a story, but the sooner he told it, the sooner he could go back to sleep.

B: "Okay Tooty... what do you want me to tell you a story about? The tale of Princess Tooty again?"

Tooty shook her head, her frown turning into a smile. She knew exactly what she wanted the story to be about...

T: "Tell me the story about how you two met!"

Banjo and Kazooie looked at each other simultaneously. Kazooie nearly stumbled from where she was standing when Tooty had suggested the story idea. Banjo nervously poked at a loose piece of thread on the fabric of the chair. Kazooie stood there, staring down at the floor.

T: "Well? TELL ME THE STORY!!"

The frown slowly poked it's way back onto her face as she stared at them, waiting for one to speak.

B: "C'mon Tooty, how about that story about the Princess and the mole that--"

T: "TELL ME THE STORY!!! What's so bad about it?!"

K: "You'd be surprised..."

Kazooie mumbled to herself, but recieved a concerned frown from Banjo, and she quickly shut up.

B: "Well, I guess it's time we told her about how we became friends..."

Kazooie gaped, looking over at Banjo with her emrald eyes.

K: "WHAT? You're joking, right?"

Banjo shook his head, making himself comfortable in his chair. Kazooie backed away slightly, but gave a sigh and leaned against the wall, glaring down at the floor.

B: "Okay Tooty... here's how me and Kaz met..."

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Sorry I have to leave you in suspense, but it's 2:30 in the morning here and my eyes won't stay open much longer... But I've already planned out everything that happens in the story and all I have to do it type it out. Later. I promise it's gonna come soon! You can go ahead and give me some ideas. You never know! I might use 'em! Thanks for reading, and stay tuned!

Kazooie: GOD DAMNIT, GET TO WORK ON THIS FREAKIN' STORY!

Nini: Please! Don't hurt me! >-o ;;

Banjo: Kazooie, calm down! oo;;

Nini: Well, I gotta go before Kaz kills me.... Later d00ds!