Disclaimer: Rember, if it's cool, it ain't mine. This includes CB and Chippendale's. Reggie Rylee is a combination of my two dogs names. If anyone out there is named Reggie Rylee, Sorry!

Faye snuck through the ship gathering items of importance. So far she had the lunkhead's shaving cream, a feather, nail polish, lipstick and a few yards of sturdy string. Peering over her shoulder she edged toward the door. Slipping through the shadows like a wraith she entered the living room.

Her prey was sleeping on the couch, oblivious to the world. He looked so innocent and sweet with a tiny strand of glistening spittle connecting his mouth to the yellow vinyl couch. Faye grinned evilly. This was going to be great.

"Faye-Faye! What are you doing? Why are you looking at Spike-person like that?" Ed rolled into the room doing somersaults with Ein tagging along. She peered at the items Faye was holding and put two and two together.

"Yay! Are we going to mess with Spike-person? Let Ed help!" Without waiting for permission Ed grabbed the lipstick from Faye's startled grasp. Watching her painting Spike's face with gusto Faye began to chuckle quietly. Let Ed help her. That way when Spike woke up he would have to divide his anger instead of Faye taking the brunt of it.

While Ed beautified Spike's face Faye began to work on his nails.

"Spike, Faye, get in here, I have a new bounty!" Jet stormed into the living room and stopped short. There lay his oh-so-manly partner sleeping on the couch. His face was covered in makeup and his fingernails were painted fuchsia. His hair had been braided in to many tiny braids and secured with little plastic barrettes. Around him sat the two girls of the ship. Ed was on the back of the yellow monstrosity. Faye had pulled up a chair beside the couch. Spike's hand was filled with shaving cream. Ed wielded a feather and Faye had control of the shaving cream. From the look of Spikes face this had been going on for some while. He also wore a shaving cream bikini over his suit.

"What in god's name do you two think you are doing?" Jet hissed the question at the girls. "When he gets up he's gonna kill you two!"

"Shhh Jet! We're almost done! Don't wake Afro-Boy up yet!" Faye went back to her work. With a final twitch of the feather and a final jerk of Spike's arm they were finished. Faye pulled out the camera and snapped a few pictures. Mission complete.

"Wow, Spike-person is so pretty now!" Ed put her face one-inch from Spike's long nose. "SPIKE-PERSON WAKE UP NOW!"

The effect was immensely satisfying for Faye. Spike jumped up like a cat with its tail on fire. He became an awkward sprawled heap on the cold metal floor.

"What the hell!" Looking down Spike saw what a mess he was. He knew who was responsible for this. "FAYE! ED! You have exactly three seconds to start running before I kill you!"

Ed was already gone and hiding. Faye had taken a moment to snap his picture again and took off like the devil himself was on her tail. In her opinion it was the truth.

Spike flew up the stairs after Faye. He didn't see the trip wire Faye had rigged on the third step. Spread eagle on the floor he twitched in pain. He was gonna kill that woman someday.

"Are you happy now? You have him sulking again. Great timing, you can't get this bounty with out him." Jet was acting disgusted. Secretly he was laughing on the inside. Spike had looked ridiculous! But he couldn't let the girls know he almost approved of their actions.

"What do you mean I can't do it with out him? Do you think I'm incompetent?" Green eyes shot sparks of anger at Jet. She dared him to answer affirmatively.

"Well, whether or not I think that is beside the point, Faye. Ed, show her the info so she'll see why we need Spike for this one." With his arms crossed over his chest Jet looked very smug.

"Reggie Rylee. Let's see...murder, drug trafficking, black mail, all the fun stuff. Jet, he's worth 25,000,000 wulongs!"

"Yeah, he must've pissed off the wrong people. Keep going it gets better." A face splitting grin was plastered on his face.

"Last known to hang out at Corey's. Jet, what's so special about Corey's?"

The grin grew, if that was possible. "You don't know what Corey's is? It's a strip club. A strip club for women to see men dance. Ever hear of Chippendale dancers?"

Faye's eyes grew wide as realization dawned. "We need Spike...oh no...you don't mean...HAHAHAHAHA! This is TOO funny!" By this time she was rolling on the ground clutching her stomach.

"Forget it Jet. I won't do it." Spike had returned. He was wearing his orange boxers and white undershirt. The ruined suit was in the plastic bag he carried. He proceeded to the washing machine and placed his suit inside.

"Spike, its 25,000,000 wulongs! We have no food. No fuel. AND we still have to pay for the damages you and Faye did on the last hunt. Do it or get out."

"S'ok Spike, think of all the tips you can make at a job like this." Winking one huge emerald orb at him she sauntered off to her room. She had to find an outfit suitable for an exotic male dancer's manager.

"Dammnit, the things I'll do for free room and board!" Spike stalked to his room in a huff.

This was going to be worth a million prank pictures.

This is just random stuff that came out of my keyboard. I think it's pretty funny though!

Hehe, everyone does Faye stripper stories. Guess everyone thinks Spike is too cool to get drug into embarrassing situations like this! Review, let me know what you think!