Humorous
Horror
~ A/N: please don't report me for not putting it in the wrong category. On the next part the Simpsons are going to be in my chapter. This is just an intro on what happened
Well it was like any other day; I get up and go to school, come back home, do my homework, eat, and sleep. But today was the funniest and sort of horrible day of my life. As usual I wake up at 6:32 and get ready for school. Around 6:50 A.M. I get out and go to the bus stop, which is right across the street from my house. My friend Neal came along to the bus stop too.
"Hey Neal." I said to him, "Another boring day at school."
"Yeah.", Neal said. Then the sixth grader called Tyler asked Neal a question.
"What happened to the sleeve of your shirt Neal?" Tyler said.
"Yeah, did you poke holes on it on purpose?" David, my other friend said.
"I didn't poke it I bit it." Neal said.
"WHAT?" I asked, "You bit your sleeve to make holes?"
"I was hungry!" Neal said. Then the bus came and Neal was now making holes on his other sleeve. He was having a hard time because he was using his teeth but then he started using his arms. He then ripped the sleeve of his sweat shirt and ripped the collar of too.
"What are you doing Neal?" I asked him.
"Oh my God! Neal what did you do to your sweat shirt?" this girl asked.
"I just ripped it." Neal said.
"Are you going to get in trouble for that Neal?" David said, "You mom is going to be pissed."
"She won't notice." Neal said.
During the bus ride Neal was still ripping up his shirt and then started to put the shreds in his T-shirt to be a muscle man guy. Everybody was think he was weird and stuff. When we arrived to school I went to my locker and Neal went to his locker. While walking to his locker, Neal went in front of the gym and took the shreds of his sweat shirt and placed it behind the gym. While he did this, Neal dropped his scissors and dripped some of the blood from his nose on the scissors and the rest of his sweat shirt. The bell rang and then we all had to run to our classrooms before we were late. While we were in our classrooms with our teaching boring stuff to us, a police man was patrolling the school. He then saw the shreds of the sweat shirt, the scissors and the blood stains on it. So he ran into the office to tell Dr. Carrillo, our principal.
"Hey Dr. Carrillo, we got ourselves a problem." the police man said.
"What is it sergeant?" Dr. Carrillo said and the police man showed the blood stained shirt and shreds of the shirt.
"Well, don't get to overreacted sergeant. After all it could be some trash with cherry juice on it." Dr. Carrillo said.
"Let's take it to the police station and take a blood test first to be sure." the police man said and took the shreds, and scissors for a blood test.
It was the end of second period so we go to computer class where Neal, Brian a really great friend and I get to meet up and talk to each other.
"So Neal, where did you put your sweat shirt?" I asked him.
"I put it behind the gym." Neal said.
"Okay, and does Brian know about it." I asked him.
"Yeah, Neal told me." Brian said, "Shut up until lunch or we might get in trouble." So as usual we listen to our daily computer lesson.
The sergeant got back from the police station and told the principal the bad news. He said that he did the blood test and the blood came from Neal Gross (my friend). The sergeant said that he was dead and told him that he was murdered. The principal then went in the intercom to contact the whole school.
BEEP-"I am sorry to disrupt the class but your fellow student Neal Gross is....... DEAD! There will be a funeral for Neal Gross made by the school and I would like every students, teachers, and parents to come. Thank you for your time"- BEEP
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Why did he die? I thought he went home sick." Brian said, "Why must the young die so soon?"
"CALM DOWN BRIAN! There has to be an answer to this so called "murder" and lets try to solve it Brian" I said, "We could sneak into Neal's house when his mom isn't there and see if he's still alive."
"Okay." Brian said, "WHYYYY!!!!???"
"DUDE! Calm down!" I yelled. So we did the plan after school and went to Neal's house. When we got there Neal was sitting there watching T.V.
"Hey Neal, how are you feeling?" I asked.
"A little better, I guess" Neal said.
"Dude you won't guess what happened today at school." Brian said, "The principal told the whole school that you were dead. It was hilarious!"
"They got the idea when they found a blood stained, ripped up sweat shirt and blood on scissors nearby." I said, "And there's going to be a funeral on Tuesday next week."
"Oh god!! Oh damn! Oh shit!!" Neal was frustrated, "Man, how can I cause all of this just because of my stupidity? Man, this sucks!"
"Well we could find another body substituting for you, but then how will you continue you life?" Brian said.
"Hey I got an idea, Brian can you go look up Hypnosis on the Internet?" I said.
"Sure" Brian said and went to do some research.
"I have an idea that will even amaze me!" I said, "Mwua ha ha ha ha! Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!"
"Thanks guys." Neal said. Neal's mom then came through the front door and dropped off the groceries.
"Hide guys!!" Neal said. I hid behind Neal's bed and Brian hid under his bed. While Neal's mom was unpacking groceries, the phone rang.
"Neal, can you get that?" Neal's mom asked.
"Sure." Neal said and picked up the phone.
"Hello this is Dr. Carrillo may I speak to Muriel Gross?"
"Sure, Mom phone!!"
"Thanks honey. Hello who's this?"
"This is Dr. Carrillo from the middle school Neal is attending." Dr. Carrillo said, "I have bad news about Neal."
"Is about his grades or what he did in school?" Neal's mom asked.
"No, it's worse than that. It's hard to say this but Neal is...." Dr. Carrillo was starting to cry.
"Neal is what?" Neal's mom said.
"Neal is... DEAD." Dr. Carrillo said, "I am sorry about Neal, we found his sweat shirt and there were blood stains on it so we did a blood test."
"OH MY GOD!" Neal's mom yelled, "Are you positive because I just saw-"
"Yes I am positive." Dr. Carrillo said cutting into Neal's mom sentence, "We have arranged a funeral for Neal on Tuesday next week. I hope you can attend. Good Bye."
Dr. Carrillo hung up and Neal listened to the whole conversation. Neal was pissed and hoped that his friends could help him.
"Simon, I hope your plan works." Neal said, "Because if it doesn't then I am dead!"
"Don't worry Neal. Brian, write down the site, lets leave." I said, "And Neal, when we are getting everything planned out, find the address of our substitute...... Homer Simpson."
"Sure. Got it" Brian said, "Let's go."
TO BE CONTINUED......
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A/N: Hey you like it so far? I am working on the second part. Please read and review! : ) on the next part we go to Springfield, Evergreen Terrace to meet our favorite family, The Simpsons!
Horror
~ A/N: please don't report me for not putting it in the wrong category. On the next part the Simpsons are going to be in my chapter. This is just an intro on what happened
Well it was like any other day; I get up and go to school, come back home, do my homework, eat, and sleep. But today was the funniest and sort of horrible day of my life. As usual I wake up at 6:32 and get ready for school. Around 6:50 A.M. I get out and go to the bus stop, which is right across the street from my house. My friend Neal came along to the bus stop too.
"Hey Neal." I said to him, "Another boring day at school."
"Yeah.", Neal said. Then the sixth grader called Tyler asked Neal a question.
"What happened to the sleeve of your shirt Neal?" Tyler said.
"Yeah, did you poke holes on it on purpose?" David, my other friend said.
"I didn't poke it I bit it." Neal said.
"WHAT?" I asked, "You bit your sleeve to make holes?"
"I was hungry!" Neal said. Then the bus came and Neal was now making holes on his other sleeve. He was having a hard time because he was using his teeth but then he started using his arms. He then ripped the sleeve of his sweat shirt and ripped the collar of too.
"What are you doing Neal?" I asked him.
"Oh my God! Neal what did you do to your sweat shirt?" this girl asked.
"I just ripped it." Neal said.
"Are you going to get in trouble for that Neal?" David said, "You mom is going to be pissed."
"She won't notice." Neal said.
During the bus ride Neal was still ripping up his shirt and then started to put the shreds in his T-shirt to be a muscle man guy. Everybody was think he was weird and stuff. When we arrived to school I went to my locker and Neal went to his locker. While walking to his locker, Neal went in front of the gym and took the shreds of his sweat shirt and placed it behind the gym. While he did this, Neal dropped his scissors and dripped some of the blood from his nose on the scissors and the rest of his sweat shirt. The bell rang and then we all had to run to our classrooms before we were late. While we were in our classrooms with our teaching boring stuff to us, a police man was patrolling the school. He then saw the shreds of the sweat shirt, the scissors and the blood stains on it. So he ran into the office to tell Dr. Carrillo, our principal.
"Hey Dr. Carrillo, we got ourselves a problem." the police man said.
"What is it sergeant?" Dr. Carrillo said and the police man showed the blood stained shirt and shreds of the shirt.
"Well, don't get to overreacted sergeant. After all it could be some trash with cherry juice on it." Dr. Carrillo said.
"Let's take it to the police station and take a blood test first to be sure." the police man said and took the shreds, and scissors for a blood test.
It was the end of second period so we go to computer class where Neal, Brian a really great friend and I get to meet up and talk to each other.
"So Neal, where did you put your sweat shirt?" I asked him.
"I put it behind the gym." Neal said.
"Okay, and does Brian know about it." I asked him.
"Yeah, Neal told me." Brian said, "Shut up until lunch or we might get in trouble." So as usual we listen to our daily computer lesson.
The sergeant got back from the police station and told the principal the bad news. He said that he did the blood test and the blood came from Neal Gross (my friend). The sergeant said that he was dead and told him that he was murdered. The principal then went in the intercom to contact the whole school.
BEEP-"I am sorry to disrupt the class but your fellow student Neal Gross is....... DEAD! There will be a funeral for Neal Gross made by the school and I would like every students, teachers, and parents to come. Thank you for your time"- BEEP
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Why did he die? I thought he went home sick." Brian said, "Why must the young die so soon?"
"CALM DOWN BRIAN! There has to be an answer to this so called "murder" and lets try to solve it Brian" I said, "We could sneak into Neal's house when his mom isn't there and see if he's still alive."
"Okay." Brian said, "WHYYYY!!!!???"
"DUDE! Calm down!" I yelled. So we did the plan after school and went to Neal's house. When we got there Neal was sitting there watching T.V.
"Hey Neal, how are you feeling?" I asked.
"A little better, I guess" Neal said.
"Dude you won't guess what happened today at school." Brian said, "The principal told the whole school that you were dead. It was hilarious!"
"They got the idea when they found a blood stained, ripped up sweat shirt and blood on scissors nearby." I said, "And there's going to be a funeral on Tuesday next week."
"Oh god!! Oh damn! Oh shit!!" Neal was frustrated, "Man, how can I cause all of this just because of my stupidity? Man, this sucks!"
"Well we could find another body substituting for you, but then how will you continue you life?" Brian said.
"Hey I got an idea, Brian can you go look up Hypnosis on the Internet?" I said.
"Sure" Brian said and went to do some research.
"I have an idea that will even amaze me!" I said, "Mwua ha ha ha ha! Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!"
"Thanks guys." Neal said. Neal's mom then came through the front door and dropped off the groceries.
"Hide guys!!" Neal said. I hid behind Neal's bed and Brian hid under his bed. While Neal's mom was unpacking groceries, the phone rang.
"Neal, can you get that?" Neal's mom asked.
"Sure." Neal said and picked up the phone.
"Hello this is Dr. Carrillo may I speak to Muriel Gross?"
"Sure, Mom phone!!"
"Thanks honey. Hello who's this?"
"This is Dr. Carrillo from the middle school Neal is attending." Dr. Carrillo said, "I have bad news about Neal."
"Is about his grades or what he did in school?" Neal's mom asked.
"No, it's worse than that. It's hard to say this but Neal is...." Dr. Carrillo was starting to cry.
"Neal is what?" Neal's mom said.
"Neal is... DEAD." Dr. Carrillo said, "I am sorry about Neal, we found his sweat shirt and there were blood stains on it so we did a blood test."
"OH MY GOD!" Neal's mom yelled, "Are you positive because I just saw-"
"Yes I am positive." Dr. Carrillo said cutting into Neal's mom sentence, "We have arranged a funeral for Neal on Tuesday next week. I hope you can attend. Good Bye."
Dr. Carrillo hung up and Neal listened to the whole conversation. Neal was pissed and hoped that his friends could help him.
"Simon, I hope your plan works." Neal said, "Because if it doesn't then I am dead!"
"Don't worry Neal. Brian, write down the site, lets leave." I said, "And Neal, when we are getting everything planned out, find the address of our substitute...... Homer Simpson."
"Sure. Got it" Brian said, "Let's go."
TO BE CONTINUED......
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A/N: Hey you like it so far? I am working on the second part. Please read and review! : ) on the next part we go to Springfield, Evergreen Terrace to meet our favorite family, The Simpsons!