Humorous
Horror
Part Two
The Journey to
Springfield!!
The next day we had to come up with a plan to go to Springfield and not let our parents know. We needed money for transportation too so I was going to call my good friend Jerry. I needed to call him because if we combine our allowances it will be more than enough for 2 trips to and back from Springfield.
"Hey Jerry" I said.
"Yeah what?" Jerry asked.
"Well, I need your help to go to Springfield" I said, "We also need aï¼"
"Wait! Whoa, whoa! You are going to Springfield?" Jerry asked, "Dude if I have to pay anything I wont help you. You already eat my lunch everyday at school!"
"Well yeah butï¼" I said.
"BUT NOTHING!" Jerry said, "Also why should I help you?"
"Cuz, uh uh" I couldn't come up with a good answer, "Just C'mon! We wont use all your money we're going to combine our allowances. Plus I need your help to get a picture of Rudy Giuliani."
"Fine!" Jerry said, "And why are we going to Springfield?"
"You'll see! See you tomorrow. Meet at my house." Alright, since now we have Brian, Jerry, and I helping Neal we shouldn't screw up this mission. The next hour I called Brian to come over to my house and bring the hypnotism instructions and his allowance. I also called Neal to do the same thing except to bring the address of Homer Simpson. I then had to call my cousin to give us a ride to the airport and I also had to order tickets. I was lucky; I bought 4 tickets just for $200 and that was a great discount. I also came up of a plan to fool our parents and got a ride to the airport. The next day Jerry was the first to arrive.
"Hey Jerry come on in." I said, "So you want to know why we have to go?"
"Yeah! Duh!" Jerry said. I told him how we need to find a substitute body for Neal and other information. Then Neal came.
"I got the address." He said, "So when are we going to leave?"
"As soon as Brian comes." I said, "Jerry, Neal grab something to eat and hurry."
"Oh yeah does our parents know we are leaving?" Jerry asked.
"Heck no, I just said that we were going over to Brian's house and have a sleepover, and he told his mom he was going to have one at Neal's house."
"You better make sure this plan works." Neal said while eating a turkey sandwich, "Cuz if it doesn't I am going to make a fool out of you by turning you into a foolish clown!"
"So?" I said while eating a turkey sandwich.
"WHO IS A FOOL!" Neal said, "Mwua Ha Ha Ha Ha!"
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Brian came over and I told him that we were getting a ride from my cousin. When we were at the airport we had 5 minutes left before takeoff. We all ran to the plane and got to our 1st class seats.
"Good job Simon!" Jerry said.
"Yeah!" Brian and Neal said.
Beep-"Please buckle your seatbelts. We are now preparing to lift off. It will take about 2 hours to arrive at the airport of Springfield. Also please turn off all electronics until further notice. Thank you!"-Beep
The plane ride was short, and we have arrived in Springfield. We called a cab and we went to Krusty's Burgers to get something to eat and went to the Kwik-E-Mart to buy some snacks. Good thing we brought our allowance. We then went to Androids Dungeon to buy some comics to read for going back to San Diego because we were bored on the first trip. Then we saw this guy wearing glasses.
"Howdy-Diddly-Doo!" he said, "What brings you city folks to Springfield." At that moment we all knew who he was by the way he talked.
"Hey, Ned Flanders!" we all said.
"How you Flanderses doing?" I asked.
"Well pretty well. So who are you looking for?" Ned said.
"Well, we are looking for the address Evergreen Terrace 1184." Jerry said.
"Hmm, 1184?" Ned asked.
"Yes, 1184, the Simpsons family?" Neal said.
"Who are you looking for? Homer, Lisa, Marge, Maggie, or Bart?" Ned asked.
"We're lookin for Homer." Brian said.
"Alright, do you boys need a ride?" Ned asked.
"Sure." We all said.
We went inside Flanders's car and saw a whole bunch of Christianity. Neal and Jerry were about to crack up because of the music Ned was listening so I put up my own music.
"Hey, Mr. Flanders, Can I play my own music?" I asked.
"Of course" Ned said, "As long its not-
Song playing:
*Cut my life into pieces!
This is my last resort!
Suffocation! No breathing!
Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm Bleeding!*
"Turn that off!" Ned said, "That is just wrong, you kids shouldn't be listening to that! Here's what my kids listen to."
*I love you, you love me.
We're as happy as can be,
If you-*
"Okay we're here." Ned said.
"Thanks!" we all said while we were cracking up so hard after we got out.
We were now in front of the house that our substitute lives. We went up to door and rang the doorbell. We were at the Simpson's house.
TO BE CONTINUED.....
~ A/N: Hope you like this chapter, on the next one were going to get caught but good thing that we made friends with Bart Simpson.
Horror
Part Two
The Journey to
Springfield!!
The next day we had to come up with a plan to go to Springfield and not let our parents know. We needed money for transportation too so I was going to call my good friend Jerry. I needed to call him because if we combine our allowances it will be more than enough for 2 trips to and back from Springfield.
"Hey Jerry" I said.
"Yeah what?" Jerry asked.
"Well, I need your help to go to Springfield" I said, "We also need aï¼"
"Wait! Whoa, whoa! You are going to Springfield?" Jerry asked, "Dude if I have to pay anything I wont help you. You already eat my lunch everyday at school!"
"Well yeah butï¼" I said.
"BUT NOTHING!" Jerry said, "Also why should I help you?"
"Cuz, uh uh" I couldn't come up with a good answer, "Just C'mon! We wont use all your money we're going to combine our allowances. Plus I need your help to get a picture of Rudy Giuliani."
"Fine!" Jerry said, "And why are we going to Springfield?"
"You'll see! See you tomorrow. Meet at my house." Alright, since now we have Brian, Jerry, and I helping Neal we shouldn't screw up this mission. The next hour I called Brian to come over to my house and bring the hypnotism instructions and his allowance. I also called Neal to do the same thing except to bring the address of Homer Simpson. I then had to call my cousin to give us a ride to the airport and I also had to order tickets. I was lucky; I bought 4 tickets just for $200 and that was a great discount. I also came up of a plan to fool our parents and got a ride to the airport. The next day Jerry was the first to arrive.
"Hey Jerry come on in." I said, "So you want to know why we have to go?"
"Yeah! Duh!" Jerry said. I told him how we need to find a substitute body for Neal and other information. Then Neal came.
"I got the address." He said, "So when are we going to leave?"
"As soon as Brian comes." I said, "Jerry, Neal grab something to eat and hurry."
"Oh yeah does our parents know we are leaving?" Jerry asked.
"Heck no, I just said that we were going over to Brian's house and have a sleepover, and he told his mom he was going to have one at Neal's house."
"You better make sure this plan works." Neal said while eating a turkey sandwich, "Cuz if it doesn't I am going to make a fool out of you by turning you into a foolish clown!"
"So?" I said while eating a turkey sandwich.
"WHO IS A FOOL!" Neal said, "Mwua Ha Ha Ha Ha!"
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Brian came over and I told him that we were getting a ride from my cousin. When we were at the airport we had 5 minutes left before takeoff. We all ran to the plane and got to our 1st class seats.
"Good job Simon!" Jerry said.
"Yeah!" Brian and Neal said.
Beep-"Please buckle your seatbelts. We are now preparing to lift off. It will take about 2 hours to arrive at the airport of Springfield. Also please turn off all electronics until further notice. Thank you!"-Beep
The plane ride was short, and we have arrived in Springfield. We called a cab and we went to Krusty's Burgers to get something to eat and went to the Kwik-E-Mart to buy some snacks. Good thing we brought our allowance. We then went to Androids Dungeon to buy some comics to read for going back to San Diego because we were bored on the first trip. Then we saw this guy wearing glasses.
"Howdy-Diddly-Doo!" he said, "What brings you city folks to Springfield." At that moment we all knew who he was by the way he talked.
"Hey, Ned Flanders!" we all said.
"How you Flanderses doing?" I asked.
"Well pretty well. So who are you looking for?" Ned said.
"Well, we are looking for the address Evergreen Terrace 1184." Jerry said.
"Hmm, 1184?" Ned asked.
"Yes, 1184, the Simpsons family?" Neal said.
"Who are you looking for? Homer, Lisa, Marge, Maggie, or Bart?" Ned asked.
"We're lookin for Homer." Brian said.
"Alright, do you boys need a ride?" Ned asked.
"Sure." We all said.
We went inside Flanders's car and saw a whole bunch of Christianity. Neal and Jerry were about to crack up because of the music Ned was listening so I put up my own music.
"Hey, Mr. Flanders, Can I play my own music?" I asked.
"Of course" Ned said, "As long its not-
Song playing:
*Cut my life into pieces!
This is my last resort!
Suffocation! No breathing!
Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm Bleeding!*
"Turn that off!" Ned said, "That is just wrong, you kids shouldn't be listening to that! Here's what my kids listen to."
*I love you, you love me.
We're as happy as can be,
If you-*
"Okay we're here." Ned said.
"Thanks!" we all said while we were cracking up so hard after we got out.
We were now in front of the house that our substitute lives. We went up to door and rang the doorbell. We were at the Simpson's house.
TO BE CONTINUED.....
~ A/N: Hope you like this chapter, on the next one were going to get caught but good thing that we made friends with Bart Simpson.