Humorous
Horror
Part Three
Getting Caught!
A/N: Here's the second chapter of Humorous Horror. Hope you enjoy! :) ~
We rang the door bell and then out of nowhere a cat jumped on Neal's face.
"Snowball get off of his face!" the voice said, "Sorry about that, my names Lisa."
"Hey, what's up?" I said, "My name is Simon, and these are my friends."
"Hi, I'm Jerry"
"Hey, I'm Neal."
"And I'm... so beautiful, I mean I'm BRIAN!"
"You don't have to yell, I'm not deaf!" Lisa said, "So what brings you city like folk to Springfield Simon?"
"Well we were looking for Homer, is he there?" I asked.
"Who's at the door Lisa!?" a voice said, "Don't talk to strangers!"
"These people are looking for dad mom!" Lisa said, "Can they come in?"
"Sure! Bart, get the snacks we have guests!" Lisa's mom said.
"Alright, alright! Don't have a cow man!" Bart said.
We went inside and sat at the couch. Brian was acting all weird but I didn't know why. After meeting Lisa, he was all jumpy.
"Who are you guys?" Bart asked.
"He's Simon" Lisa said, "And they are Brian, Neal and Jerry."
"Look like nerds to me." Bart said, "They're your kind Lis!"
"Nerds?" I yelled, "If I'm such a nerd how come I have the millennium edition action figure of Krusty the Clown?"
"You have-
"Yes, with 15 clown phrases, and comes with a pie catapult." I said, "Guess I'm a nerd huh?"
"Here are some coffee and cigarettes, gentlemen" Lisa's mom said and then she looked at us.
"Uh we aren't allowed to smoke and I don't think we are supposed to have coffee." Brian said.
"Oh, Lisa get the cookies, and Bart get the milk." Lisa's mom said, "Hello, my name is Marge and Homer won't be back until later."
We were so hungry that we ate all the cookies and milk. I was talking to Bart how we got here and what happened at our school. When Lisa was sitting with us on the couch, Brian was all red and passed out.
"Someone do CPR on Brian" Jerry yelled, "You do it Simon!"
"Hell no, I'm not a gay!" I said, "You do it Neal!"
"No!" Neal said.
"Arggh, I'll do it!" Lisa said and she put her mouth on Brian's and did CPR.
"You've saved my life!" Brian said.
"Ahh, it was nothing." Lisa said.
"Ay Carumba!" Bart yelled, "That was just wrong."
After that horrible event I told how we need Homer to be a substitute for Neal. After a couple of hours Homer entered the door.
"Marge!!" Homer said, "I'm hungry can you make your pork chops?"
"Sure Homie!" Marge said, "Oh yeah, we have guests today."
"Doh!" Homer yelled, "Is it Patty and Selma?"
"No, they're Bart's friends."
"Hey what's up Homer?" I said, "I'm Simon"
"Yo, I'm Neal."
"I'm Jerry"
"And I'm Brian"
"Hey kids, so I haven't seen you around." Homer said, "What brings you to Springfield? And Bart give me a beer!"
"Get it your self you fat lard!" Bart said laughing
"Why you!?" Homer was strangling Bart.
"Dude, stop!" Brian said. Homer stopped and we went to the dinner table.
"Mmmm! Pork Chops!" Homer said while drooling. Over dinner, I was telling Homer about what happened at our school and how he can help us.
"No, I will not help you!" Homer yelled, "I'm more than a "substitute body"; I have a complex mind that this world will never-
Lisa snaps her fingers.
"Understand!"
"We know that but we really need your help!" I said, "Jerry do your stuff."
Jerry held up a Rudy Giuliani picture and said, "I am Rudy Giuliani and you must help Simon."
"I must help Simon" Homer said hypnotized, "Wait a minute! You can't fool me!"
"I know" Brian said, "So will you not don't help us?"
"Uhh, uhh" Homer was stammering, "No!"
"Then that means you help us!" Brian said.
"DOH!" Homer yelled.
"Ha!" Bart said, "You're so dumb- arrgh!
"WHY YOU?!"
After dinner, Marge said that we could stay over until Monday. So we have 2 days before the funeral. We were watching The Krusty the Clown show and saw Itchy and Scratchy show. After about 8 o'clock a cop knocked down the door.
"I'm Chief Wiggums! And we're looking for Simon, Jerry, Brian, and Neal!"
"Oh SHIT!" I yelled, "RUN FOR IT!!"
TO BE CONTINUED......
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A/N: Well here's Chapter 2, hope you like it, please read and review. On the next part we are gonna travel to San Diego and hope our plan will work. It won't be up till like a week or something because of school...
Horror
Part Three
Getting Caught!
A/N: Here's the second chapter of Humorous Horror. Hope you enjoy! :) ~
We rang the door bell and then out of nowhere a cat jumped on Neal's face.
"Snowball get off of his face!" the voice said, "Sorry about that, my names Lisa."
"Hey, what's up?" I said, "My name is Simon, and these are my friends."
"Hi, I'm Jerry"
"Hey, I'm Neal."
"And I'm... so beautiful, I mean I'm BRIAN!"
"You don't have to yell, I'm not deaf!" Lisa said, "So what brings you city like folk to Springfield Simon?"
"Well we were looking for Homer, is he there?" I asked.
"Who's at the door Lisa!?" a voice said, "Don't talk to strangers!"
"These people are looking for dad mom!" Lisa said, "Can they come in?"
"Sure! Bart, get the snacks we have guests!" Lisa's mom said.
"Alright, alright! Don't have a cow man!" Bart said.
We went inside and sat at the couch. Brian was acting all weird but I didn't know why. After meeting Lisa, he was all jumpy.
"Who are you guys?" Bart asked.
"He's Simon" Lisa said, "And they are Brian, Neal and Jerry."
"Look like nerds to me." Bart said, "They're your kind Lis!"
"Nerds?" I yelled, "If I'm such a nerd how come I have the millennium edition action figure of Krusty the Clown?"
"You have-
"Yes, with 15 clown phrases, and comes with a pie catapult." I said, "Guess I'm a nerd huh?"
"Here are some coffee and cigarettes, gentlemen" Lisa's mom said and then she looked at us.
"Uh we aren't allowed to smoke and I don't think we are supposed to have coffee." Brian said.
"Oh, Lisa get the cookies, and Bart get the milk." Lisa's mom said, "Hello, my name is Marge and Homer won't be back until later."
We were so hungry that we ate all the cookies and milk. I was talking to Bart how we got here and what happened at our school. When Lisa was sitting with us on the couch, Brian was all red and passed out.
"Someone do CPR on Brian" Jerry yelled, "You do it Simon!"
"Hell no, I'm not a gay!" I said, "You do it Neal!"
"No!" Neal said.
"Arggh, I'll do it!" Lisa said and she put her mouth on Brian's and did CPR.
"You've saved my life!" Brian said.
"Ahh, it was nothing." Lisa said.
"Ay Carumba!" Bart yelled, "That was just wrong."
After that horrible event I told how we need Homer to be a substitute for Neal. After a couple of hours Homer entered the door.
"Marge!!" Homer said, "I'm hungry can you make your pork chops?"
"Sure Homie!" Marge said, "Oh yeah, we have guests today."
"Doh!" Homer yelled, "Is it Patty and Selma?"
"No, they're Bart's friends."
"Hey what's up Homer?" I said, "I'm Simon"
"Yo, I'm Neal."
"I'm Jerry"
"And I'm Brian"
"Hey kids, so I haven't seen you around." Homer said, "What brings you to Springfield? And Bart give me a beer!"
"Get it your self you fat lard!" Bart said laughing
"Why you!?" Homer was strangling Bart.
"Dude, stop!" Brian said. Homer stopped and we went to the dinner table.
"Mmmm! Pork Chops!" Homer said while drooling. Over dinner, I was telling Homer about what happened at our school and how he can help us.
"No, I will not help you!" Homer yelled, "I'm more than a "substitute body"; I have a complex mind that this world will never-
Lisa snaps her fingers.
"Understand!"
"We know that but we really need your help!" I said, "Jerry do your stuff."
Jerry held up a Rudy Giuliani picture and said, "I am Rudy Giuliani and you must help Simon."
"I must help Simon" Homer said hypnotized, "Wait a minute! You can't fool me!"
"I know" Brian said, "So will you not don't help us?"
"Uhh, uhh" Homer was stammering, "No!"
"Then that means you help us!" Brian said.
"DOH!" Homer yelled.
"Ha!" Bart said, "You're so dumb- arrgh!
"WHY YOU?!"
After dinner, Marge said that we could stay over until Monday. So we have 2 days before the funeral. We were watching The Krusty the Clown show and saw Itchy and Scratchy show. After about 8 o'clock a cop knocked down the door.
"I'm Chief Wiggums! And we're looking for Simon, Jerry, Brian, and Neal!"
"Oh SHIT!" I yelled, "RUN FOR IT!!"
TO BE CONTINUED......
~
A/N: Well here's Chapter 2, hope you like it, please read and review. On the next part we are gonna travel to San Diego and hope our plan will work. It won't be up till like a week or something because of school...