Humorous
Horror
Part Four
Back to San Diego!
A/N: Sorry I didn't update for a while but I was busy with school. Well enough about me here's Part 4! ~
The cops were after us and we needed a place to hide and not get caught by them but the plane I booked was going to leave in 30 minutes.
"Hurry, go out the window to the back yard!" Bart said. So we jumped out the window after grabbing our money and belongings.
"Homer, c'mon with us! We really need your help." Brian said, "And if you help I'll buy you a couple dozen donuts at Lard Lad's."
"Oh fine!" Homer said, "Leave it to the bald and fat man to help 3 little kids that are in need."
"Hurry Homer, they're coming!" Bart yelled.
"Hey open up!" Chief Wiggum said, "There's no use in running we got the whole front yard surrounded!"
"Good luck kids!" Marge said, "And Homie come back soon."
"Dad, what you are doing is really heroic." Lisa said.
"Oh thanks Lisa"
"No time for talking!" I said, "We have to go NOW, NOW, NOW!!!!
"Oh alright!" Homer said and ran through the window so we went into Bart's tree house.
"Help!!" Homer yelled.
"What is it now?" Jerry said.
"I'm stuck!!" Homer said, "Give me a hand will you?" Homer was stuck in the window because he was so fat, so Bart, Lisa and Marge pushed Homer and Jerry, Brian and Neal pulled on him to get him unstuck while I was searching for a hideout until we could go to the airport to go back to San Diego and then I saw a vault like thing in the backyard of Homer's neighbor. I figured we wouldn't fit in the tree house so after Homer was free we jumped the fence to go to the vault.
"Who built this?" I asked.
"Ah, the no good Flanders built it" Homer said, "Just in case they needed a hideout to hide from a burglar or something, what a sissy."
"Sissy or not" Neal said, "This would make a great hiding spot to hide from those cops! It has water, food and comics!"
"I knew Flanders wasn't all goody, goodies." Homer said, "So what kind of magazines does he have?" Homer was looking at the magazines but the cops were still here. I could hear the clamor the sirens are making and then I heard the front door open.
"Hey coppers!!" I heard Lisa yelled, "They aint here."
"Yeah, they went to Lard Lad's to get a dozen of free donuts!" Bart said.
"Hmm free donuts heh?" Chief Wiggums said, "Well boys why don't we just wrap things up here and go to Lard Lads?"
"Yeah, that sounds good Chief." said one of the officers.
"It's safe now!" Bart yelled.
"Thanks Bart!" Jerry said, "C'mon we have to go to the airport Homer."
"But what about the free donuts at Lard Lad's?" Homer said, "Mmmm, donuts!"
"Later!" I yelled, "We promised we would get you a couple dozen after you helped us out, so c'mon!"
"Oh, alright!" Homer said, "Stupid kids thinking they could boss me around!"
We got out of the vault and we went to Homers car and once Homer started to start the car, I saw Lisa come out and opened the door.
"I know you had feelings for me, but I'm sorry Brian" Lisa said.
"How did you find out?" Brian said embarrassed.
"I knew by the way you acted." Lisa said, "But my heart belongs to someone else."
"C'mon hurry up you two young lovers!!" Homer said, "I got to go to the airport and go to the bathroom! I got to go pee!!!
"Who is it?" Brian said sadly, "Do I know him?
"Well actually yeah, he's sitting next to you." Lisa said and leaned forward to give a light kiss to Jerry on the mouth in the back seat. "Good bye!" During the ride I could see there was hatred in Brian's eyes because for all I know Lisa was his first crush and now he found out that his crush didn't like him instead she liked his best friend.
"C'mon!" Homer yelled, "I got to go pee!!!" We could see the airport but an old lady was blocking the road and Homer didn't want to run her over.
"Move out of the way, you old hag!!" Jerry and Neal yelled.
"Oh fine!" Homer yelled and drove the car straight at the old lady. The old hag moved out of the way and stuck her middle finger at us.
"Watch where you are driving dumb ass!"
We arrived at the airport and Homer went to the bathroom. The plane that I booked was gonna leave in 10 minutes so we ate some of the chips we bought at the Kwik-E-Mart and drank some Buzz Cola while Homer was in the bathroom. Once Homer got out we ran to our plane gave our tickets to the flight attendant and she directed us to the First Class part.
"Wow I never sat in first class!" Homer said, "There's head phones and mini TVs on the back of the comfy seats!!"
While Homer was watching the TV, I turned to the seat behind to talk to Brian about Lisa.
"Dude Brian, I'm sorry." I said, "I didn't know she like-liked me and Jerry didn't too."
"Yeah Brian, I didn't like-like her." Jerry said sitting on the seat next to me.
"Yeah I know" Brian said, "I forgive you guys and all but-
"Hey can you guys shut up?" Neal said sitting on the seat next to Brian, "Brian you could find someone else. It's not like she's the only girl!"
"Yeah boy" Homer said, "Lisa's still small, and maybe you guys could come visit us or something? Huh? Huh? Answer me!!! I can't hear you! Noo!!! I'm deaf!!!" I pulled off Homers earphones and told him he wasn't deaf and to go back and watch his TV.
Beep-Please buckle your seatbelts and turn off all your cell phones. We are now preparing to lift off. You will receive free peanuts if you sit in the lower classes and you will receive some shrimp cocktail if you sit in the First Class section. Thank you for coming please enjoy the flight.-Beep
We buckled our seatbelts and we were on our way to San Diego. After like 10 minutes after the lift off, Homer already ate 10 full plates of cocktail shrimp. While Brian, Jerry and Neal was all asleep, I asked Homer a question.
"Okay, you know what we are going to do right?" I asked, "Once we get to San Diego I'll tell you the plan but the main idea is for you to be the substitute body and then we create a distraction to draw everyone away from the coffin and then Neal, Jerry, Brian and I will get you out and you go to the nearest bathroom or what ever place you could find and hide until the funeral is over. Then we will meet in the parking lot and you can go back to Springfield. Okay?"
I looked over at Homer and found out that he was asleep so I guess I could take a rest and enjoy the trip while it lasted. I just hoped that my plan will work.
~ A/N: Hey this is part four hoped you liked it. The next part we are just gonna hang and chill because of the police finding us we still had 3 days left but then we have a big problem for my plan to work. Read the next part to find what it is! Please read and review!
Horror
Part Four
Back to San Diego!
A/N: Sorry I didn't update for a while but I was busy with school. Well enough about me here's Part 4! ~
The cops were after us and we needed a place to hide and not get caught by them but the plane I booked was going to leave in 30 minutes.
"Hurry, go out the window to the back yard!" Bart said. So we jumped out the window after grabbing our money and belongings.
"Homer, c'mon with us! We really need your help." Brian said, "And if you help I'll buy you a couple dozen donuts at Lard Lad's."
"Oh fine!" Homer said, "Leave it to the bald and fat man to help 3 little kids that are in need."
"Hurry Homer, they're coming!" Bart yelled.
"Hey open up!" Chief Wiggum said, "There's no use in running we got the whole front yard surrounded!"
"Good luck kids!" Marge said, "And Homie come back soon."
"Dad, what you are doing is really heroic." Lisa said.
"Oh thanks Lisa"
"No time for talking!" I said, "We have to go NOW, NOW, NOW!!!!
"Oh alright!" Homer said and ran through the window so we went into Bart's tree house.
"Help!!" Homer yelled.
"What is it now?" Jerry said.
"I'm stuck!!" Homer said, "Give me a hand will you?" Homer was stuck in the window because he was so fat, so Bart, Lisa and Marge pushed Homer and Jerry, Brian and Neal pulled on him to get him unstuck while I was searching for a hideout until we could go to the airport to go back to San Diego and then I saw a vault like thing in the backyard of Homer's neighbor. I figured we wouldn't fit in the tree house so after Homer was free we jumped the fence to go to the vault.
"Who built this?" I asked.
"Ah, the no good Flanders built it" Homer said, "Just in case they needed a hideout to hide from a burglar or something, what a sissy."
"Sissy or not" Neal said, "This would make a great hiding spot to hide from those cops! It has water, food and comics!"
"I knew Flanders wasn't all goody, goodies." Homer said, "So what kind of magazines does he have?" Homer was looking at the magazines but the cops were still here. I could hear the clamor the sirens are making and then I heard the front door open.
"Hey coppers!!" I heard Lisa yelled, "They aint here."
"Yeah, they went to Lard Lad's to get a dozen of free donuts!" Bart said.
"Hmm free donuts heh?" Chief Wiggums said, "Well boys why don't we just wrap things up here and go to Lard Lads?"
"Yeah, that sounds good Chief." said one of the officers.
"It's safe now!" Bart yelled.
"Thanks Bart!" Jerry said, "C'mon we have to go to the airport Homer."
"But what about the free donuts at Lard Lad's?" Homer said, "Mmmm, donuts!"
"Later!" I yelled, "We promised we would get you a couple dozen after you helped us out, so c'mon!"
"Oh, alright!" Homer said, "Stupid kids thinking they could boss me around!"
We got out of the vault and we went to Homers car and once Homer started to start the car, I saw Lisa come out and opened the door.
"I know you had feelings for me, but I'm sorry Brian" Lisa said.
"How did you find out?" Brian said embarrassed.
"I knew by the way you acted." Lisa said, "But my heart belongs to someone else."
"C'mon hurry up you two young lovers!!" Homer said, "I got to go to the airport and go to the bathroom! I got to go pee!!!
"Who is it?" Brian said sadly, "Do I know him?
"Well actually yeah, he's sitting next to you." Lisa said and leaned forward to give a light kiss to Jerry on the mouth in the back seat. "Good bye!" During the ride I could see there was hatred in Brian's eyes because for all I know Lisa was his first crush and now he found out that his crush didn't like him instead she liked his best friend.
"C'mon!" Homer yelled, "I got to go pee!!!" We could see the airport but an old lady was blocking the road and Homer didn't want to run her over.
"Move out of the way, you old hag!!" Jerry and Neal yelled.
"Oh fine!" Homer yelled and drove the car straight at the old lady. The old hag moved out of the way and stuck her middle finger at us.
"Watch where you are driving dumb ass!"
We arrived at the airport and Homer went to the bathroom. The plane that I booked was gonna leave in 10 minutes so we ate some of the chips we bought at the Kwik-E-Mart and drank some Buzz Cola while Homer was in the bathroom. Once Homer got out we ran to our plane gave our tickets to the flight attendant and she directed us to the First Class part.
"Wow I never sat in first class!" Homer said, "There's head phones and mini TVs on the back of the comfy seats!!"
While Homer was watching the TV, I turned to the seat behind to talk to Brian about Lisa.
"Dude Brian, I'm sorry." I said, "I didn't know she like-liked me and Jerry didn't too."
"Yeah Brian, I didn't like-like her." Jerry said sitting on the seat next to me.
"Yeah I know" Brian said, "I forgive you guys and all but-
"Hey can you guys shut up?" Neal said sitting on the seat next to Brian, "Brian you could find someone else. It's not like she's the only girl!"
"Yeah boy" Homer said, "Lisa's still small, and maybe you guys could come visit us or something? Huh? Huh? Answer me!!! I can't hear you! Noo!!! I'm deaf!!!" I pulled off Homers earphones and told him he wasn't deaf and to go back and watch his TV.
Beep-Please buckle your seatbelts and turn off all your cell phones. We are now preparing to lift off. You will receive free peanuts if you sit in the lower classes and you will receive some shrimp cocktail if you sit in the First Class section. Thank you for coming please enjoy the flight.-Beep
We buckled our seatbelts and we were on our way to San Diego. After like 10 minutes after the lift off, Homer already ate 10 full plates of cocktail shrimp. While Brian, Jerry and Neal was all asleep, I asked Homer a question.
"Okay, you know what we are going to do right?" I asked, "Once we get to San Diego I'll tell you the plan but the main idea is for you to be the substitute body and then we create a distraction to draw everyone away from the coffin and then Neal, Jerry, Brian and I will get you out and you go to the nearest bathroom or what ever place you could find and hide until the funeral is over. Then we will meet in the parking lot and you can go back to Springfield. Okay?"
I looked over at Homer and found out that he was asleep so I guess I could take a rest and enjoy the trip while it lasted. I just hoped that my plan will work.
~ A/N: Hey this is part four hoped you liked it. The next part we are just gonna hang and chill because of the police finding us we still had 3 days left but then we have a big problem for my plan to work. Read the next part to find what it is! Please read and review!