Humorous

Horror

Part Five

Trapped in the Airport?

A/N: Sorry I haven't updated in a while, but I had writers block after those horrible/good reviews for my Family Guy fan fic and I had trouble coming up with new ideas. Well in this part we are back to San Diego and we find out that the cops are onto us. When we started to leave the airport we were surrounded.

Beep-We have arrived to the San Diego airport. All passengers may get off and wait for you luggage at the airport. Hope you enjoyed the flight!-Beep

"C'mon Homer wake up!!" I keep slapping his face.

"Hey Simon, try waking him up by yelling lamb chops." Jerry says.

"Okay" I take a deep breath and yell, "HEY HOMER, THEY'RE SERVING LAMB CHOPS AT THE AIRPORT!!!!"

"Lamb Chops!?" Homer wakes up, "Then what are we standing here for? Let's get off!!"

"Told you" Jerry says while he gets off the plane.

After getting off the plane, we notice that we were all hungry and there was a restaurant in the airport so we go there to get some food.

"So, we still have one more day to still plan things out because we got back early." Brian was eating a hot dog that he bought from the restaurant at the airport.

"Yeah I know. That's good because we could see if there are any flaws."

"Hey Simon, can we go to Sea World and see those little dolphins do the flips and see Shamu?" Homer says while eating a steak.

"That's not what you are here for Homer." Neal says, "But maybe if...WE ACTUALLY PULL THIS THING OFF!"

"I thought we have to pull this off or your life is all going to be screwed up Neal?" Jerry says with a mouthful of fries,

"Hey, one time I faked me own death with a fake dummy and I met my lost mother that I haven't seen for 27 years!" Homer says, "And that was the best $600 I ever spent!"

After some chow we headed to go outside the airport and get a taxi to go to Brian's house since his parents knows that Brian was having a "sleepover" with his friends. We started to leave when I noticed that there were an unusually amount of cops outside.

"Hey Brian, are there usually cops with rifles, shields and these electric stinger devices at airports." I ask

"First of all those cops are called the S.W.A.T team and no, there aren't usually those kinds of – "Lets find another way out." Brian said with pauses.

"Oh I think I know why they are here!" Jerry says, "I bet that they are here for-

"Shut up Jerry!" Homer covers Jerry's mouth, "Hey boys, know any other exits?"

"Well, if I was the leader of the team, I would have all the airport exits guarded or blocked." I exclaimed.

"Hmm, hey I know" Neal says with an idea, "You still have your cell phone Simon?"

"Yeah, oh I know!" I take out my cell phone and start dialing the phone number for our Brian's family taxi guy.

"A cell phone?" Homer says "Oh sure, make fun of the poor fat guy who doesn't even have a computer. Well I don't think you have those widescreen TVs now do ya?"

"Actually... we all have one Homer." Jerry says.

"You know what??" Homer stammers, "Why do I have to be the substitute? I mean what kind of police teams do you have? They stink!!! Their first suggestion of a piece of cloth, scissors and some blood led to a dead boy!"

"Well um...I searched dumb human organism suitable for a dead body substitute." Brian says with shame, "And the first result was Homer Simpson then Ned Flanders.

"Flanders!?" Homer yells.

"Dude, don't get us caught!" Neal kicks Homer on his knee.

"Flanders?" Homer whispers, "Well I'll show you that I am a much better substitute than goody good Flanders!!!

"Okay then lets go!" Jerry says

"Okay then." Homer replies back quickly

"Okay" Jerry says slowly.

"Yeah." Homer says, "So okay, what were we arguing about?"

"Alright!" I yelled, "Brian, your taxi guy says that we can meet him outside the airport at the park that's a 15 minute walk from here."

"Okay, c'mon lets go!" Neal ran outside where all the planes were while we follow.

I then noticed that Homer just stood there so I went up to him and asked him to hurry up.

"C'mon Homer, what's the holdup?" I ask Homer

"Well it's just that... I don't think that I'm ready with...gay people surrounding me everywhere." Homer whispers

"That's San Francisco!" Neal, Brian, and Jerry say while running back.

"Oh but then how come...you guys came with each other to get me huh?" Homer asks

"Well we all have specialties that can be combined to make an awesome team and we are not gay!" I yell, "We hang out with each other a lot but we all have-

"We all have a crush on someone who's a girl!" Jerry finishes the sentence for me.

"Okay I guess, you sure?" Homer asks, "One time I thought my little man Bart was a homo so I gave some manly tests to him."

"We are not gay!!" Brian yells

"C'mon, let's not waste any time!!"

We ran outside the airport and we met him at the park and he says that it costs a lot for the trip since he had trouble passing the S.W.A.T team guarding the freeway.

"God, we are so dead!" Brian says

"C'mon lets get on the taxi!" I yell

"Hey if they're out here then wouldn't you guys be on TV?" Homer says while getting in the taxi.

"Oh shit!" Neal yells

"C'mon, lets not wasteh any more timeh? The taxi guy says with an Italian accent and we started heading for Brian's house.

"Man you rich kids get all the fun!" Homer says while reading the daily newspaper, "All we got to do when we were kids were to stay out of drugs, eat donuts, and run away like young schoolgirls and- hey look there's a picture of you guys on the front article!"

"Let me see that!" I take the newspaper away, "Oh man, how about you read it Neal?" I'm starting to get motion sickness."

"Don'teh throw up on me car!" The taxi guy hands me a bucket.

"Dude, guys!" Neal yells

"What?" Jerry and Brian replies at the same time.

"Look!" Neal shows them the picture, "Simon, this isn't going to work out."

TO BE CONTINUED...

So how was that, it might not be as good as the other one but I wrote this part with a writer's block so sorry if it suck. Please read and review!