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Part Seven

The Plan...

A/N: Guess I'll be updating sooner than I thought, well in this part we discuss the plan, and sort of go over it and get ready but getting the supplies will be on the next part, so this part might be really short I don't know....enjoy!

Before I rang the doorbell, I wondered, will Lucia be awake? I mean it's really late so I decided not to wake her up if she was sleeping.

"Hey guys, lets just sleep on the front yard?" I turn away from the door, "I mean its really late lets get some rest and I don't want to wake her up."

"Okay, fine!" Everyone yells at me.

"But I have to go PEE!!" Homer runs around in circles, "I don't think I can hold it!"

"Okay fine, I'll ring the doorbell!" I run up to the door and ring the doorbell and heard footsteps walking towards the door.

"Hey Simon, what's up?" Lucia opens the door and lets us in.

"Hey Lucia, thanks for letting us stay here I really appreciate it." I ask

"No prob. How long are you guys going to stay-

"Can I use the bathroom um whatever your name is?" Homer runs towards the door.

"Sure, the bathroom is just around that corner past the kitchen." Lucia points the direction.

"So, can we come in or what?" I ask.

"Oh yeah, um my parents are asleep so lower down your voices. Brian, Neal, and Jerry um you guys have to sleep in the garage." Lucia lets us in.

"What, how come?" Brian, Neal Jerry yells.

"You want to stay here or not?" Lucia yells back.

"Fine!" Brian, Neal, and Jerry go into the garage.

"Ahh! Sweet relief!" Homer comes out of the bathroom, "Hey where can I get some beer or beef? I'm starved!"

"Hey Lucia, where can I sleep?" I ask, "Do I have to sleep outside?"

"Uh no, you can go to the garage. Oh and "bald and fat guy" you can make a sandwich in the kitchen. I'm going to go to sleep, I'll talk to you tomorrow and all of you stay in the garage until my parents are away."

"Darn, I thought I get to sleep upstairs in your room on the floor." I go inside the garage with Brian, Neal and Jerry.

"Hey! You guys don't have cheese!" Homer opens the refrigerator.

"We don't like cheese!" Lucia goes to her room upstairs.

"No cheese? You guys are monsters! How can you not have sweet, sweet cheese?" Oh delicious, you guys are MONSTERS!!!"

After making his sandwich, Homer goes inside the garage and falls down and falls asleep. The next morning Lucia woke us up after her parents left.

"What time is?" Brian asks, "I'm starved!'

"Yeah, me too." Neal says.

"Okay, I'll guess I can make you some food." Lucia walks out of the garage with Neal and Brian following.

"Hey Lucia, wait up." I walk into the kitchen. Homer and Jerry are still asleep so we can't discuss the plan yet until they wake up. After eating brunch, I woke Homer and Jerry up.

"Huh, where am I!" Homer yells, "Who are you? Where's Marge!"

"Um Homer it's me, Simon." I try to calm him down, "You're here to help us with Neal?"

"Oh, okay." Homer gets up, "I remember. Sorry about that."

"Man what's the time?" Jerry walks out of the garage. After everyone waking up we sit in the living room.

"Okay, we need to discuss the plan and it needs to be flawless!" I slam my fists on the table.

"Okay so what's the big plan?" Homer asks.

"Yeah! What is the big plan?" Everyone yells.

"Well the plan is...

"Simon? Hello? Are you there?" Brian snaps his fingers in front of my eyes when I was staring at Lucia.

"Umm..." I reply.

"Focus, Simon!" Jerry punches me on the arm.

"Simon, why are you staring at me?" Lucia asks.

"Oh yeah, okay the plan, um." I said feeling embarrassed, "Okay, so we know that-

"Lover boy can't think straight." Homer whispers to Neal.

"Excuse me?" Jerry yells, "It seems to me that Simon is explaining the plan to us."

"Oh, excuse me; I'll be upstairs playing the computer." Lucia leaves the living room.

"Okay, so we know that Homer is the substitute right?" I get back on track, "Well we have to replace whatever is inside the coffin with Homer with some sort of air supply that can last him at least 6 hours."

"I know, how about an air tank?" Jerry says.

"Nah, how about not an air tank?" Brian says with sarcasm, "Of course an air tank, you HOBO!!

"Okay, so we need an air tank, we can probably get that tomorrow because there's still a day left before the Funeral day. Second, we need to be able to get Homer out of the coffin and the grave after the six hours. So we have to meet in the parking lot. But there might be tough security so we need to get some weapons first."

"I know a place where we can get some pistols and machine guns." Neal says.

"Okay good, third we have to get out of there and fast! Then we go to the airport and send Homer home."

"Woo-hoo!" Homer jumps up.

"Okay we got it right?"

"Yeah, we got it." Everyone replies.

"Darn, I thought I would be able to go to Sea World!" Homer frowns.

"Maybe if we make it." Brian replies.

"Okay, so you guys stay here. I'm going to go up and thank Lucia for being so nice to us." I go up into her room.

"Think lover boy, is going to make his move." Homer giggles.

"Yeah, sure." Jerry says, "Hey lets eavesdrop.

"Okay" Everyone replies.

"So Lucia thanks."

"For what?"

"For helping us, I really appreciate it."

"No prob."

"Yeah, okay so when can we hang out again?"

"Soon, hey do you need any help?" Lucia changes the subject.

"Maybe, if you want to come. It might be dangerous and I don't want you to get harmed.

"I can handle myself."

"Okay, so we're leaving tomorrow."

"Okay."

"Yeah can I watch TV downstairs?"

"Knock yourself out!"

"Thanks!"

"I'll come down later. Okay?"

"Sure." I go down stairs and saw the guys cracking up.

"Oh, you guys are asses but thanks for helping me." Neal says seriously

"No, prob." Everyone says.

I sit on the couch and grab the remote and turn on the T.V. and we just chill. Tomorrow we get ready for the big day. I just hope that it all works out.

TO BE CONTINUED.....

A/N: Yeah on the next part we get some AK-47s', M16s, some Uzis, and some 9 millimeter pistols. I also get my hair spiked and get one of those coats that Neo wears in The Matrix when he rescues Morpheus. But first I got to research on some guns; the next park will probably come next week. Please read and review. :)