Humorous

Horror

Part Eight

Preparations

A/N: Sup...haven't updated a loooooong time bcuz of school and stuff well here's part 8 I'm probably going to finish this story up soon. And im trying to think of a new topic to write about. Well enjoy! RR: )

It's almost time for Neal's funeral and tomorrow we prepare.....for now we're just chilling at Lucia's house and hope the cops don't find out we're here.

"I'm bored." Jerry yawns

"Me too." Brian puts his feet on the table, "Let me see what's on." Brian snatches the remote out of my hand and starts clicking through the channels.

"I want a beer." Homer complains.

"Homer...I don't think Lucia's has any beer." Neal says, "I thought she was going to come down soon. Where is she Simon?"

"I don't know. She's probably doing book reports again for her Basic Ed Teacher."

Lucia comes down and sits on the couch and steals the remote from Brian and turns it to channel 33.

"So what's up guys?" Lucia says while staring at the T.V.

"Not much...we're just bored." I lean back.

"I have some games that you guys might play." Lucia points at her PS2

"SWEET!! GAMES!!" Brian, and Jerry get excited.

"I'm bad at games; I'll just go to sleep." Homer dozes off.

"Geez calm down guys." Lucia takes out her PS2 games.

"Well what do you have?" Neal asks.

"Hmm..." Lucia looks through the games, "I got Jak and Daxter, Pac Man, Harry Potter, and this shooting game that belongs to my dad. It's creepy."

"Uhhh...got any other games Lucia?" Jerry looks disappointed.

"I got a Game boy Advance." Lucia gets her Game boy.

"Jerry...you're so picky." Brian plays the Game boy, "Games are games...and we haven't played games for a long time so I don't care."

"True." Jerry looks through the games choosing.

Video games are our hobbies...we are pretty good at playing games. While Neal, Jerry, and Brian are playing video games, and Homer is sleeping, I decide to talk to Lucia.

"So Lucia, how can I pay you back?" I ask

"Well you can pay me back by not getting me a giant...HELLO KITTY!!"

"Noooo...that's ok." I take out my wallet, "Here's some money."

"I don't need your pity..." Lucia doesn't accept the money.

"Ok...then I guess I have no choice but to..." I flip to Lucia's picture in my wallet.

"Noooo...AHH!!! It burns!!" Lucia pretends that she's going blind, "Put it away!! I'll take you're money!!"

"Ok." I put the wallet away cracking up.

After a few hours Lucia's parent come home and we hide in the garage.

"Hurry, go into the garage!!" Lucia pushes us. "Hurry!!"

"Ok...I'll see you later Lucia." I wait for Homer to go into the garage, "Can I call you like on Wednesday?"

"If you have a death wish." Lucia laughs, "Ok...bye Simon" The door closes.

"Good thing they don't use the garage." Neal whispers.

"But wait a minute...I thought garages are for cars not for a hideout." Homer gets confuse, "So if there aren't any cars in here, then this isn't a garage? Everything I know is a LIE!!"

"Shut up Homer!!" I kick him, "Brian what time is it?"

"It's almost 6 o'clock." Brian takes out his cell phone, "We better leave now."

"Ok...call for a taxi or something and give the address to the guy." I tell Brian the address, "Neal and Jerry...open the garage door."

We head outside and wait in front of Lucia's house for the taxi to arrive. After a few minutes the same Italian guy who drove us to Lucia's house came. We went in and went to a hotel that was near a gun store and a clothing center. We book hotel room and rest. The next morning, the alarm wakes everyone up.

"I don't want to wake up!" Homer groans, "I'm going to back to sleep."

"Ok then. Your choice." I say while changing my cloths, "We're going to go shopping...want anything?"

"Get me some donuts...and beer!" Homer goes back to sleep.

We all change our cloths and start heading out for the door.

"Ok...who's got the money?" Brian asks, "And where are we going exactly?"

"Neal and I have the money Brian." Jerry takes out his wallet and Neal does the same.

"And we're going to a gun store next to this hotel to get some weapons and going to the store across the road to get some new cloths." Neal says.

"Ok then lets go."

We leave the hotel and walk to the store that sells guns that's right across the parking lot. We head into the store and we see a gun dealer.

"Let me see some ID little boys." The gun dealer says in a rough voice.

"Uhh..." I went in first so he was looking at me.

"Right here." Jerry takes out an ID card out of his pocket, "Here's my ID, and we only need one. According to the sign in front of your store."

"Let me see that." The gun dealer takes it and examines it.

"Jerry where did you get the ID card?" all of us starts whispering

"I jacked it from the taxi driver..." Jerry says with pride.

"Ok that's all I need. So how may I help you?" The gun dealer leads us through a door to look at some guns, "We got machine guns, sub machine guns, shotguns, rocket launchers, assault rifles, magazines, pistols, body armor and ammunition."

We separate and look at the guns. Neal and Jerry just start getting guns that look cool to them without knowing the info of them. I head to the pistols and Brian goes look at the sub machine guns.

"Hmm...Berettas." I contemplate. "Hey dude, which ones are better? The Beretta model 84FS or the model 92FS?"

The gun dealer comes towards me.

"Well, the model 84FS looks like the 92FS but is smaller. They are reliable..." He cocks the gun, "And accurate but not as powerful as the 92FS"

"I see...I'll take 2 Beretta 92FS's and 2 Browning BDM and I'll also take 2 Glock 18s" I head over to the sub machine guns, "Oh and include 2 extra magazines for each gun please.

"Ahh good choices." The gun dealer gathers the items that I ordered, "You sure know your guns kid."

"So how's it going Brian?" punch him on the shoulder.

"I don't know which one to get..." Brian shrugs, "What kind of pistols did you get?"

"Oh just look over there." I point to the pistols, "Ask the guy if you need help."

"He's scary." Brian walks to the pistols and looks at them.

"I'll choose some sub machine guns for you Brian." I look at the guns.

There were Uzi's, MP7s, HK UMP, MP5Ks, and Scorpions. Not a wide selection but some good guns. I pick out 4 Micro Uzi's, and 4 for Brian, then I pick out 2 MP5Ks for Brian and I. I also choose 2 Scorpions for me and a pair MP7s for Brian with extra magazines and ammunition for all of them of course.

"Hey Brian." I yell to Brian, "These good?" I show him was I got.

"Yeah." Brian then shows me the pile of his guns. They included Desert Eagle's, an AK-47, Glock 17s, a Spas 12 shotgun, and Beretta 84FS.

"Hey Neal and Jerry! Need help?" I ask.

"Nah I'm good." Neal goes trough the front to first part of the store and wait for us.

"Yeah I'm good also." Jerry follows Neal. I look at some rifles then we all head out the door to the front and pay for the guns.

"Wow, you guys have enough money to get all these?" The gun dealer asks.

"Yeah." Jerry waits for the price of the bill.

"Ok I'll need to see your gun licenses also." The gun dealer sticks his hand out.

"Oh..crap." I think but then Jerry took out 5 licenses and showed it to the gun dealer.

"What the heck Jerry?" Brian pushes Jerry, "Don't tell me...

"I jacked them." Jerry pays for the guns.

"Hey you guys need multi gun belt holster or something?" The gun dealer shows us some more items. We take a couple and head for the hotel. Homer is still asleep so we start assembling our guns.

"Ok let's see." I get my sets of guns which included; 4 Micro Uzi's with 8 extra magazines and ammo, 2 MP5K's with 6 extra magazines and ammo, and pairs Scorpions, Beretta 92FS, Browning BMD, Glock 18s and with 2 extra magazines per each gun. I load them with ammo then fit them on my belt holster and I put it under the bed because we have to hide them from Homer.

"Ok what did you get Neal?" I ask Jerry and Neal.

"Uhh..some cool ones..." Jerry took his set of guns which included; an AK-47 like Brian with 2 extra magazines, a set of SP89s and extra 4 magazines total, 2 Beretta Inox and 2 Glock 17s with 4 extra magazines total, pair of Micro Uzi's with 6 extra magazines total and a pair of MP5 with 2 extra magazines. Jerry loads his guns then put them in his belt holster and put it in the closet. Neal had the same set as Jerry because he's been a biter for as long as I've known him.

"Ok..you guys got some good guns.." Brian shows his set which included; 4 Micro Uzi's with 8 extra magazines, an AK-47, a Spas 12 shotgun, and pairs of Desert Eagles, Glock 17s Beretta 84FS and MP7s with 2 extra magazines per each gun. Brian then loads them and puts it in the bathroom.

"Ok." Brian comes out.

"All set?" Neal asks.

"No we're ready..." Jerry says.

"No wait..." I take out my cell phone and call Lucia.

Ring...Ring...Ring..

"Hey Simon. What's up?" Lucia picks up.

"Not much. We got our weapons and now we're going to get some cloths for tomorrow..."

"Oh cool."

"Will you be there at the funeral tomorrow?"

"Maybe..."

"Ok. Then see you tomorrow."

"Ok...well bye."

"Ok...I lo...k bye." I hang up, "Now let's get some cloths and some donuts and beer for Homer...then we'll be ready.

TO BE CONTINUED...

A/N: Well theres part 8...only about 3 more parts to this story then im done...well please RR! : ) later until next time on HUMOROUS HORROR!! Ok that sounded corny...later