Menchi: Hey everybody!!!

Everybody: Hi author Menchi!!!

YamiAoi: Ok I'm not gunna say a thing.

Menchi: You just did.

YamiAoi: rolls her eye's

Menchi: So I've had a major case of writters block points over to the huge piece of concrete still in the way between her and her muse. Then she kick's it. Piece of shitaki mushroom's

YamiAoi: What do mushrooms have to do with anything?

Menchi: Don't know, don't care.

YamiAoi: Quit stalling! Just get this chapter over with!

Menchi: SUCH A WINER! Ok here we go. Oh yeah review's will be answered at the end of this chapter.

YamiAoi: Like always

Disclaimer: I do not own ANYTHING. Nothing at all! Only Menchi. Ryu, Jager, Faith and Kairi belong to their respective owners. Other then that I own nothing besides a few DVD's and a Kurama keychain and Yup that is it.

Chapter 3: No Comment

''Tea is such a bitch!" said Menchi as she and Jager headed toward their classes "I don't even know how in seven hell's we are related. Why Kami-sama?! Why Ra?! Why did you curse me with such a nit wit for a sister? Why huh?" She lifted her head up to the sky in a begging manner. "Why? What did Aoi do in our past life that I had to pay for it?"

/Don't you dare blame this on me. That is not my fault./ said Aoi as she mentally scolded her hikari.

I wasn't asking you. And STAY OUT OF MY THOUGHTS!!! contested Menchi.

"MENCHI!!" screamed Jager when she didn't answer. Menchi shook her head and looked at Jager. "Spacing or is it Aoi again?" as she felt for her own sennen item making sure it was still there.

"Aoi was being nosy." she mentally stuck her tongue out at Aoi.

"So WHAT DID happen?" Jager asked hopping that Menchi would tell her since no one was around but her and Menchi. Menchi looked at her with a blank face.

"You tell no one!!! If anyone finds out about this I'll tell Bakura th-." Menchi was cut off by Jager's hand.

"When I move my hand you have to spill." then she moved her hand.

"No time bell rang and were gunna be late. I'll tell you at P.E." she looked at Jager who turned into the foreign language building.

"You better!!!!!!" she yelled when she reached the door. Menchi just continued to walk to biology.

Kurama and Bakura:

"This is an A.P. class and will contiain college level work. You slack in this class you fail." said the teacher while Bakura stared off into space. He really didn't care he was really bored.

/Hikari!!! I'm bored./ Ryou heard his yami buging him through their mind link.

I'm sorry to hear that unfountunatly I don't have the time to entertain you. Ryou said while attempting to pay attention to his geometry class. Faith who was sitting next to him poked him. Bakura I'm busy I'll see you later with that Ryou shut off his mind link. Bakura looked around the room. He saw Tea, Meryle, and Shampoo gossiping in a corner. Seto was speaking with Legato. Then his eye's adverted to Yuki and Tohru who were doing the worksheet that had been handed out. Bakura then turned his head to look at Kurama who was sitting in then next row reading.

"Kurama?" said Bakura getting his attention. Kurama's green eye's looked up from his book. "There's a party this friday at the C house dorm. You in. I asked Hiei he said no and we need three more people to come to fill the invitation." Bakura had told everyone the day before but he could only bring 15 and he was short 3.

"I'm not sure." Kurama looked to front of the room. "Whose coming?" he said looking Bakura in the eye.

"Let's see" Bakura said pulling out a list fron his binder. "Besides me. My hikari, the brothers Ishtar, Yuki, Kyo, Vash, Miroku, and Inuyasha thats the boys. The girls are Jager, Faith and Menchi. And I can only bring 15 people. So?" Bakura said while looking at the board. "SHIT!" he cursed. "I didn't now this crap was due today. What's it on?" he asked Kurama.

"Ancient Egypt" Bakura then smiled and blasted through the sheet in a minute flat. "I think I might. I'm not quite sure. I might have football practice and-" Kurama tried to reason his way out of going.

"No practice. I'm on the team too. We don't start 'til next monday. It's a break so we don't kill ourselves trying to juggle school. But persoanlly I really don't care. I'd much wrather be tackling people then homework." as he put his feet on the desk and crossed his arms. "Any way all the guys coming are on the football team so it's a nice way to get in with the team." said Bakura put his head down on the desk keeping his eye's on Kurama. "C'mon Menchi will be there and I'll make sure wear's something skimpy." just then Kurama blushed and Bakura smirked.

"Why would you do something like that?" Kurama stammered. Bakura put his hand on his chin and gazed at the fox.

"Come on. It's totally obvious that you two are head over heels for each other. Wait, is that even possible?" Kurama attempted to look calm and collected, but failed miserabley. Bakura laughed out loud, attracting too much attention from the rest of the class. Shampoo stared in their direction before abandoning her conversation and heading over to the boys.

"Shampoo wants to know whats going on?" Both boys stared at her before Kurama answered.

"Um, did you get question number three?"

In French with Jager:

Meanwhile, in Jager's third period class, French, the black-haired girl in question was thumping her head repeatedly on the wall behind her. The teacher was droning on-and-on in French, which Jager understood completely, but had heard it the year before. And to make matters worse she had to sit near Kikyo. Soon the teacher handed out homework which just made Jager cringe. Why Ra did you invent homework?

/For the same reason he let there be torture/ replied Riku while lounging around in her soul room.

Homework is torture you ninny said Jager before shutting the mind link.

"Spacing again Kaiba? You really should get that head of your's examened." said Kikyo with a smirk.

"The little voice's in my head are SCREAMING! To me to tell you that- YOU'RE UGLY!" cried Jager while the rest of the class laughed. Before Kikyo could get a word out the bell rang and Jager was long gone.

"KAIBA!!!!"

To Menchi and Yami's 4th period:

"Senorita Gardner! Hola, mucho gusto verte." said Mendel Sensei.

"Hola Senor Mandel." said Menchi as she took a seat in very back corner. Someone tapped her shoulder she turned to see the former pharoah. "Ohayoo Yami." greeted Menchi.

"Hi" as he ploped down in the seat next to her. Menchi looked at the usually more composed Yami. "I didn't have coffee. Caffine give me personallity." said Yami dropping his on head his desk. Just then Kurama walked in and looked around. Menchi spotted him and turned slighly red. "Menchi, you're blushing." said Yami when he finally sat up, which in turn made her turn even more red. He turned to look in the direction Menchi was looking and saw Kurama and waved to him. Kurama saw him and Menchi and began to walk towards them. It took Menchi a few seconds to register what Yami had done and when she did she punched Yami's shoulder.

"Don't call him over here!" she hissed wide eye'd. Yami simply turned to greet Kurama.

"Hello Kurama" said Yami as Kurama took the seat infront of Yami and diagonaly across from Menchi.

"Konnichi wa Yami, Ohayoo Menchi." he said after he was seated he looked at her and smiled.

"Hi Kurama." said Menchi as she smiled back and turned away trying to hide her blush. Then the class started saving Menchi from any more embarassment.

Hiei's 4th period:

Hiei sat there staring at the front of the room he wanted scream. Yes math wasn't one of his strong points, but why stick him in a room with a bunch of half wits. The teacher was going over some trianlge or another. Hiei simply leaned back and fell asleep. Soon he was awoken rudely by Kuwabara.

"Hey shrimp! Wake up!" he said while shaking him. Hiei opened one eye and kicked him.

"And why should I do that?" said Hiei as he reaccomadated him self in his seat.

"'Cause it's time to have lunch."

LUNCH TIME!:

In the time it took everyone to arrive on the top of library Kairi slapped Joey four times, Menchi and Seto had delivered at least seveteen death threats each, and Faith had managed to steal food from everyone including Hiei. Malik, Bakura, and Marik had arrived with a bang. Well it was more of a crash.

"CRASH!!!" then Marik came running up the stairs and dove toward Menchi and Faith. They soon noticed Bakura and Malik coming up the stairs Malik was trying to stop Bakura from coming up any further. He looked p.o'ed to the extreme. Jager was standing across from Faith and toed Marik with her shoe. He looked up and smiled. He jumped up and put his arm around her. When Bakura saw this he began to charge for Marik's neck. Malik couldn't hold him back and got sent to the floor. Menchi intervened just in time. She whispered something in his ear making him calm down.

"Well nice start to a new year Bakura." said Mai as she sat next to Tea. "Trying to kill your friends how orignal." she tossed her hair in that classic Mai way.

"PAY UP!!!" Menchi cried as she walked over to Duke and Tristan. "I told you both lunch time. You really thought Mai could go 2 day's without insulting Bakura. C'mon you got to do better than that." she said as she collected her money.

"MENCHI!" cried Tea. "Give them back there money!" Tea looked appauled, Menchi looked suprised.

"No." Menchi said simply and huffed at her.

"I said do it." Tea stood up trying to assert her self. Everyone was looking seeing if Menchi would. Those who don't know her looked on in anticipation the others waited to see what Menchi would say.

"Since when do I, Menchi Isabela De Almo Gardner, listen to you, Tea Anzu De Almo Gardner, when you tell me to do stuff?" Menchi turned her head as if thinking. "NEVER!" Menchi then walked over to her stuff and put the money away.

"Don't make me call mom!" cried Tea as she looked straight at Menchi.

"Why the hell do you care?" said Duke as he put his wallet away.

"Because both you and Tristan owe me forty bucks and if you pay her you can't pay me!" she said as she crossed her arms. Everything after that went smoothly. Well for a while anyway.

"Hey Shuuuuiiiichiiii luuuuuuuve." said Kikyo as she finished climbing the stairs. Kurama looked over to her and lifted an eyebrow. "Here you are. What in the seven hells are you doing here?"

"Hiding from you is my guess." said Menchi as she began to strum her guitar. Kikyo shot her glare. She went and draped her self over Kurama's shoulder. Her low cut shirt was revieling to much for her own good. "Kikyo! Put those away no one wants to see that!" butted in Menchi again. Kikyo looked at her again and stood up.

"Back off Gardner this has nothing to do with you!" she hissed as she turned back to Kurama.

"Yes it does." said Jager as she walked over and got in Kikyo's face.

"Why is that?"

"Because you're in my face." Menchi came to stand up next to Jager. "Now you have 2 seconds to get the fuck out of my face. Or you wont have one." said Menchi as she took a step foward looking Kikyo dead in the eye. What happened next no one exspected. Kikyo hand came out of nowhere and slapped Menchi. Everyones mouth hung open. Menchi opened her eye's slowly and looked at Kikyo who had a smug look on her face.

"You liked that didn't you?" said Kikyo her smirk growing.

"You hit like a five year old sissy." said Menchi then she knocked Kikyo's lights out. Kikyo didn't feel herself hit the floor. Kurama looked at both girls in suprise. Menchi went back to sit where she was before. Everyone watched while Yura and Kagura draged Kikyo down the stairs.

"Hiissssss, cat fight" said Yusuke into Kurama's ear. "Over you, too." Kuwabara laughed at that and gained everyone's attention.

"Don't inflait his head." said Hiei who was sitting on the edge of the wall looking over the courtyard. "I think it's stupid."

"I CAN HEAR YOU!!!" cried Menchi as she threw an apple at Yusuke nailing him straight in the head sending him flying forward onto Kuwabara's lap. Kuwabara through Yusuke off in horror. Menchi glared at them her face stone cold. "You need to learn something before this year continues." She said as she stood up and began backing Yusuke and Kuwabara into a corner. "I have a very bad temper. And when my temper goes off I get violent. Now there are 2 things that will happen when I get that way. One, I will take my anger out on the source. Two, which is worse than the first, my yami will shut me into my soul room and she will deal with you. Now if you think I'm a bitch you haven't seen nothing yet. Ask anyone hear whose had Aoi let loose on them. It ain't pretty. There are 2 people who can save you from an early grave. Yami" said Menchi as she pointed in his direction. "But that is if he see's fit. Two is Shihilou, Ryu's yami. Shy doesn't play games and doesn't take bribes so don't try it." Menchi was now inches from the boys. "You've. Been. Warned!" she snapped. Everyone watched her as she turned and went to sit down.

"Menchi did you HAVE to be that mean to explain that to them?" said Ryou while looking at terrified Yusuke and Kuwabara.

"Yes. If I'm not they wont believe me." said Menchi as she grabbed her bag of chip's from Faith grip. "MINE!"

"Posessive much" said Faith as she watched Menchi offer chips to Jager and Malik. "Why do they get some?"

"Cause we are special" said Jager.

"Hey Kurama what happend between you and Menchi this summer? I've been hearing things." asked Mai as she leaned in close letting her cleavage show even more. Kurama blinked mildly as he took a bite out of his apple. He then took a swift gllance at Menchi and then reverted his eye's back to Mai. He took a breath in and prepared himself to speak.

"No comment." was all he said. Menchi, Jager, Kairi, Bakura, Yami, Malik, Marik, Ryou, and Faith burst out laughing. Hiei smirked at Mai's failed attamept.

Menchi: Another chappy done!!!!

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Menchi: Thanks for the vote confidence.

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