I Want To Make You Cry, an inuyasha fanfic

I Want To Make You Cry

Author: Helena-Jeanne-Chibi

Category: Parody/Humor

Rating: PG

Summary: Ah, a nice long poem from you for your teacher, how sweet. But remember, things aren't always what they seem...

Hel: I was gonna post this in my poetry collection but, I just remembered...this should be in the category Inuyasha! So I posted this as an individual story. Yes, I know I should update my other stories. But I was preparing something extra-special for my dearest French teacher, whose name I shall not mention; I just changed the lyrics a bit so it's now for everybody! Since Christmas is approaching, this can be an excellent Christmas present for the teacher you hate the most or someone who used to be your teacher. :D

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or the original song lyrics of 'I Want To Change The World'. I also don't own the first three lines of the third and sixth verse of the song, which was thought up by my brilliant friend while taking out instruments in the strings room, also known as Leslie-Ente, who was a new author with a really good story posted by the name of 'Even Fire Has A Heart'. Whew. That's the longest Disclaimer I've ever written my whole life...

A Christmas present for: the teacher that you hate the most

I want to change the world
Keep on holding on your demise
You will get that painful death
That you can't reflect on
If you could stop being a bitch
It's wonderland!

I'm not so worried when my ex-teacher left
Leaving us for another school
'Cause I knew that there's a lot more teachers
Being as nice as her
And then I met you
So I should tell you
What you don't know
I finally got a foe
And now I'm really dissing her right
'Cause my ex-teacher's gone
This is the way to hate you

I want to make you cry
See you die
In your agony
Don't be afraid, I'll miss you
Like in a million years
You could just rot in hell for all I care
Change my mind
You should die again and again
Reliving your misery
If you could quit your job
And never come back yet again
It's wonderland!

Every single thing
Your voice and your face
Really made me want to throw up
You will see that your career will be
Jeopardized again
It's just the feeling
That you can't stand
Our 'naughtiness'
Long enough to keep your job
But then it will be hard to face facts
With your puny lil' brain
And your ugly face

I want to rule the world
Become your boss and then fire you
Don't be afraid, I'll be quick
So you would be depressed
And you could go away to leave us alone
Change my mind
Keep on holding on your demise
You will get that painful death
That you can't reflect on
If you could stop being a bitch
It's wonderland!

From: you

A/n: I know, it sucks. Then again, it's supposed to. Depend on how you look at it...but no flames please! It's my first Inuyasha...poem! And flames will only make me depressed...let's just say you don't wanna catch me in a bad mood.... -.-

A/n2: This was based on the English version of 'I Want To Change The World'. It's also to celebrate my successful attempt in singing the whole song in Japanese after a year's hard work! And it actually fits the music! Almost perfectly!! But that's all due to me singing and perfecting it. Now, you can actually sing this one out loud at school! Lol!

Oh, and just to let you know...Sarah and Claudia actually gave the original version of this song personally to our French teacher!!! I can't wait till tomorrow!! We have French first thing in the morning so we'll see how red our French teacher's face turns out... :P

A/n3:The'Log In' page was messed up the last two days so I had to wait to post this today...and I almost finished chapter 4 of 'Summer' and 'Anything But Normal'...I think.

Hel