What Really Happened With: The Ring

Chapter 3: The Speaker Phone of Jealousy

"Here, I made everyone some candy apples to calm our thoughts." Kagome held the tray out, at which Miroku, Sango and Inuyasha gladly accepted the delicious treats.

RRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!

Miroku held the phone up to his ear in rage. "I know! 7 days! How annoying you are!"

Kagome silently pressed the speaker phone button, so that they all knew what was going on.

"Good, I see you people have finally absorbed the concept. But...you're the perverted one, are you not?"

"..."

Sango snatched the phone. "Hey, whoever you are, no one gets to call the monk a pervert, but ME!"

"Sango... I'm touched..." Miroku said, wiping a tear from his eye.

"Be quiet! This doesn't concern you!" She began to speak into the phone. "What do you want with a pervert like him, anyway?"

"HEY! I didn't even do anything perverted today!" Miroku then saw that Sango had her backside facing him. A little angel Miroku popped up onto his shoulder (A/N: I saw a fan art like this.) 'No! You mustn't!' Then, they devil broke in: 'Come on, you know you want to.' Miroku let out a sigh.

"I thought about it..." the voice on the phone spoke, "and, I've decided I want a child."

"GAH! You sicko! YOU'RE still a child!" Sango screeched.

"Now, ladies, ladies, it all depends. Miss, miss on the phone, what so you look like?"

"Well, I have long black hair, I'm the undead, and I am very white."

"Sound like Kikyo." Inuyasha mumbled as he took another bite of his apple.

"But, most of all...I'm a corpse like thing!"

"That-that's disgusting!" Sango stammered.

'What do you expect? I never sleep!"

"So you're nocturnal?"

"No..... it means I never die."

"Yup, that's Kikyo all right..." Inuyasha said.

"So, let me get this straight,"

"Yeah?"

"If I were to slice you in half with my boomerang, you wouldn't die?"

"How big is the boomerang?"

"Oh...it's BIG."

"How big?"

"Big!"

"But HOW BIG?!"

"It's big, damn you!"

"Don't know. I suppose you can try that theory in seven days."

"What happens in seven days?"

"You DIE!!! I thought you understood that?"

"I was kidding, you dead weirdo!" said Sango.

Meanwhile, Kagome was thinking what a major phone bill this was to be. 'Mama's going kill me...if I don't die first...'

"Let me talk to the man that curses!" The girl on the phone said.

"INUYASHA! PHONE CALL!" Sango threw it full speed at the dog-boy.

"Ello?"

"Are you going to apologize to me?"

"wat or?"

"What? I can't understand you!"

"I eating ma a pull!

"You're what?"

Inuyasha swallowed. "My apple! And, why would I apologize to you!"

Person on the phone: (crying sounds)

"Don't-don't cry! Please?"

"WAHHHHHHHH!!!"

"Okay, okay, I'm sorry!"

"INUYASHA! You never apologize to me that quickly! Does that dead girl mean more to you than I do?" Kagome made a face identical to Kikyo's.

"Kagome! You got it all wrong!" He immediately dropped the phone and ran to her side.

"Great, now he's a three-timer." Sango muttered.

"I am not a three-timer! Two-timer, yes. Three-timer, no!"

Kagome burst out into tears. Inuyasha got all flustered and tried his best to comfort her.

"Just because it's true, doesn't mean you have to say it." Miroku shook his head in disappointment.

"I'm still on the phone here, people!" The little girl replied.

Sango picked it up again. "Go anywhere near Miroku and I'll see to it that you DO sleep!"

"You don't scare me!"

"Oh, but I will! I WILL!"

"Humph! Good bye! See you in 7 days!"

:I''LL BE THERE!" Sango yelled.

"GOOD!"

GOOD!!!!"

(click)

Everyone: O.O;; Ahhh, Sango-chan?

"I am so glad Shippou and Souta are asleep for this." Kagome stated.

TBC

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