Arigato to everyone who reviewed. I wanted to give a couple shout outs to the people who commented on my last chapter. It's wonderful to get positive feedback from my readers. It really makes me happy. Of course, helpful criticism is allowed. While rereading my previous chapters, I noticed a couple typos. Most times, it makes me frustrated, so I will try my best to proof read better.
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Now onto the chapter!
What Really Happened With: The Ring
Day One
Kagome, as well as the others, stayed awake until the sun brightly shone over Higarashi shrine. It's not that they weren't tired, oh, they were...but yet, the fear of death looming over them, kept them wide eyed, and very much awake.
Inuyasha's dog-ears twitched at the littlest sounds. He was determined to protect Kagome at all costs, and if anything happened, he'd be ready. Sango, still mad from before, was starring intently at the TV screen, giving it death glares. That dead idiot wouldn't lay a finger on her monk, and she would make sure of that. Miroku was slightly frightened by Sango's current mood of 'content ness', so she claimed, and tapped his fingers nervously together, glancing at her every few seconds.
"So..." Kagome spoke up, ending the painful silence.
They all turned their attention on her.
"Who wants breakfast?"
(Ahhhh....somewhere)
She strolled up to what seemed to be a grand mansion. It looked rather pleasant, but at night, it would be the perfect setting for a scary movie. It stood, about five stories tall, and looked most ancient. Walking slowly toward the giant doors, she rang the doorbell, which sent its low, melancholy sound throughout the household.
The gigantic doors creaked open, as a man appeared before her. With a look horror, yet, expecting, he spoke.
"Samara...here for the usual?" He looked bravely at the girl, whose raven-black hair covered her face.
"Hum...hello Bruce."
"Have some new victims, I see. How unfortunate for them." He sighed greatly.
"Yes. It is indeed... a series of unfortunate events." The girl walked slowly inside, recalling the place. Behind her, the man named Bruce Wayne closed the doors gently.
"So you finally read that series I told you about? I feel Lemony Snicket is a wonderful auth-"
"I DIDN'T READ IT YET!"
(long, awkward silence)
"I hear it's rather good."
He nodded and titled his head to one side, "Yeah...yeah it is"
"Yeeeaaah..."
"..." Bruce swayed uncomfortably from one foot, to the other.
"Sooooo, anyway...I'm here to use the Bat Cave. It comes in handy when spying on my...friends..."
"You're using the special...TV, I presume?"
"Like always."
She then walked onward, into the Bat Cave.
(A/N: It's almost my brother's birthday, and he wants to be Batman for Halloween, even though he's 15, soon to be 16. I thought it would be funny to add a little...Batman in here. It's...a birthday present)
Sitting in front of a standard size TV screen, Samara skimmed quickly through the channels-
Who...lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
"Wrong channel..."
This love has taken its toll on me
She said goodbye too many times before-
"Hate it..."
Girl: I realized I love you, but as long as you're with Jessica, there can never be anything between us.
Boy: Tess, there's no need to cry. I have great news...
Girl: You're leaving Jessica?
Boy: No...I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geicho
(Girl walks away)
Boy: I saved, I thought that meant something to you!
"Funny...but, no." The girl mumbled, absorbing what the commercial meant.
"It's okay, I put her to rest"
"What? You helped her?" The little boy said, shocked.
"What's wrong?"
"You weren't supposed to help her....she never sleeps."
"Why does this seem familiar?" She scratched her head. "Ah! Finally..."
The television then revealed a secret channel, in which only Samara was capable of viewing. It was a channel, like any other channel, except it allowed her to see what her newest victims were up to. Apparently, she could see a man in dark purple robes, a women still starring furiously at the TV screen, and a school girl looking after two young boys, sleeping like logs, on the couch.
"Where is he?"
"Relax, Kagome. He went to the bathroom. He's probably washing his hands right now." Sango said, never taking her eyes off the box.
"Well, I wish he would hurry up. I'm worried about him."
"KAGOME!!!! The toilet's clogged up again!" Someone yelled from a nearby room, although, the viewer couldn't see who it was.
"Baka! I told you! Use the one upstairs!"
"I have an overactive bladder! I couldn't make it!"
"You do not, you liar!"
"True...but I really did have to go!"
The girl growled lowly running her hands through her hair in anger.
"Kagome!!! The toilet bowl's over flowing!"
"INU-!"She ran into the room and slammed the door, taking a plunder with her.
"This will be fun..." Samara smiled a smile most unpleasant. It was lucky that her hair covered it. She retrieved little voo-doo dolls from the bat mobile over in the corner of the room, one for each of them.
Ten minutes later (Samara is still watching the TV)
"Next time, listen to me, would ya?!" Kagome steamed, drenched from the toilet's water.
"Feh, what's for breakfast?"
"Fried eggs, InuYasha, fried eggs..." --
"Then why are we standing around for? Let's eat!"
The corpse-like thing watched as the demon and his friends devoured the meal. During which, Samara took out of her white dress pocket, a patch of cat fur. Then, she crammed it down the voo-doo Inuyasha's throat. Immediately, Samara watched as Inuyasha began coughing uncontrollably, causing the five to be scared out of their minds.
"INUYASHA! SPEAK, BOY!!! INUYASHA!! You guys, Inuyasha's choking!!!"
"But...it's only day one..." Samara sniffled, slowly bringing the fur up, and out of his throat, with a cold, dead hand.
This left Inuyasha gasping for breath.
"INUYASHA!! You're all right!" Kagome hugged him with dear life, as he hugged her back. But then the group realized what Inuyasha had hacked up.
"It's-it's a fur ball..." Sango stated.
'And all this time I thought you were a dog demon, Inuyasha." Souta said, sitting next to Shippou.
"I am, kid!"
Souta glared at him, unbelievingly.
Samara laughed. "Let's have some fun with the monk...." She took the Miroku doll and slowly unwrapped the prayer beads sustaining his wind tunnel. She then returned her eyes back to the TV screen, and watched enjoyably as the light blue beads fell to the floor.
"Miroku! What are you doing?" Inuyasha, Kagome and Sango yelled.
"I-I can't control it!"
"And now, we unleash his kazaana." She took the purple cloth off the mini Miroku. Taking a mini version of Kagome's beloved cat, Boyo, she placed it at the tip of the black hole in his hand. The real Miroku however, managed to suck Boyo up, the poor cat. And with that, the little girl fastened the prayer beads around his hand again, and watched in glory as the houshi was in misery, and the young miko, on the verge on tears.
(A/N: I LOVE BOYO! Just so you all know that...I do!)
"Kagome... I'm-I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to...are any of you hurt?"
Kagome got up from the table and ran upstairs, Sango following her.
"I think that's enough torture for today. Tomorrow, oh yes, tomorrow...will be much worse." She took one last glance at her new victims, and turned the TV off. "Tomorrow..."
TBC
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