(Disclaimer in first chapter)
What is it with falling down Japanese wells?
Either you fight hordes of demons-
Or you die in seven days.
Horrible.
Not that we'd recommend falling down wells in any other countries.
-Adult Swim
This quote is what first inspired me to write this story...anyway, here's some more shout outs!
InuYasha chick987: Konnichiwa! I'm so happy that you think my fanfiction's funny! I think this story has given me wonderful opportunities...
inu-yasha-luver-gurl: Yatta! I continued!
inuyashaobsessed3191: Just so I'm clear- Buyo makes the show! Without Buyo, Kagome would've never met Inuyasha!
Buyo: Mrrrow!
Grandpa: What's that Buyo? Little Kagome fell down the well?!? I'll save her!
Pangie-06: I am rather fond of updating! It gives me a chance to read such wonderful reviews! And...Arigato, for telling me a spelled Buyo wrong. I'm not the best typer.
angelpup: I'd never let anything seriously bad happen to Sango! I love her like a mother!
OukamiMisow: O my Kami-sama....O.O....you-you reviewed on your own! (Dancing around when all the sudden my happy face turns into Kikyo's sad one) Humph! Well, I see you didn't think my previous chapter was as funny as the others? I'll have to except that.........AND YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY BEST FRIEND!? I bet you Koga would have more appreciation for my 'wonderful, fabulous' writing abilities (winks) What shall I do in this chapter? The possibilities are ENDLESS!
Gavroche Rules: I haven't talked to you in ages! I'm glad you liked my story, even though you didn't understand it all that much.
Sango-no-kawaii-taijiya: I love it too, sango-no-kawaii-taijiya, I love it too...
TenchiTenryou38: Come on! I'm open to suggestions! Don't be afraid! I deal with disgusting monsters all day; I believe I could read a couple suggestions.
Amethyst star girl: It's your favorite funny story?!!!!! I'm so glad!!!
HalfKat HalfHuman: Yes...voodoos are most cool. The thing about the fur ball...most people seem to think Inuyasha's a cat demon, even though it says DOG right in his name. So, I thought it would be funny if I made him cough up a hairball. It came to me when my friend came over and she couldn't stop coughing for about ten minutes. And MY toilet bowl...it's always clogged up. Is that bad?
Cat Hanyou Senko: ... Yes...I updated, and you helped me decide that.
Angel-tears-16: (touched) My story...a pathetic excuse for some I wrote, has made you feel better in a time of need. I truly do have healing powers. If you still have a cold, I only hope that you feel better.
Cornelia139: I'm so glad you liked it. I too am saddened by the horrible fate of our beloved Buyo, and I made the story!
Shippoukittykat: I shall speak the truth...I have had enough with the Buyo! You guys are making my feel quite upset! I'm ashamed of it, okay? It was evil. EVIL, EVIL, EVIL!!!!
Krazy-Kilala: I do not stoop so low as to take commands from one such as you...but since you've been a loyal reviewer, I am pleased to say I wrote another chapter! Keep reviewing!!!
Hi: Hi...hi. I gave you more!
((Samara is the girl that comes out of the TV and kills people. I really didn't know if I had her name right, but, I was too lazy to look it up.))
What Really Happened With: The Ring
Day Two
"Inuyasha! Come on! Just put on the hat, and let's go!"
"I ain't putting on no hat, wench!" He snatched the red cap from her, and was about to through it across the room, to prove his point. But, he had thought twice. Visions on him being sat millions of times filled his mind. InuYasha shuddered, as he madly put it on, feeling defeated.
The door was ajar. Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango and Miroku were going to buy supplies about the town. Day two...it echoed in their heads.
"So...what do we need again, Kagome?" Sango held the shopping list tightly in her hands.
"Ummm...pepper spray...."
"Uh huh" Sango scribbled it down.
"Knives...ya know, the really shiny ones?"
"Okay..."
Inuyasha nudged Kagome gently.
She rolled her eyes ,"And ramen.... Honestly Inuyasha, our fate could end in a matter of days, and you just want your plain, old, ordinary, never-goin'-to-change, noodles? What do you dream about at night, ramen flavored Puppy Chow?!?"
"..."
"DO you dream about ramen flavored Puppy Chow?" Kagome blinked, suprised.
"...yes."
"Should I add Puppy Chow to the list then? 'Cause Inuyasha's being such a GOOD little boy." Sango laughed and patted Inuyasha on the head.
"Grrrr...don't treat me like a dog!"
Miroku sighed and followed Kagome outside.
(On the streets of Tokyo)
"According to my T.V. viewings, the four should be arriving somewhere in this city. But where? Where...?" Just then, a bus came rolling its way down the paved street. A thought struck her. Perhaps, she would take the bus? Waving her arms in the air, the giant thing on round wheels, stopped in front of her. The doors screeched open as she took her seat in the particularly full bus. Eyes fell upon her in absolute fear.
"What are you looking at?"
"..."
"If you got something to say, say it!"
"..."
"Haven't you people ever seen a dead girl before?"
"..."
"Come on! I'm not that scary, see?" She pulled back her long, black hair to reveal the face underneath it. The people starring at her, instantly dropped dead on the floor.
"How come, every time I do that, someone dies?!?! Huh? Can someone answer that? ...Oh... wait... you can't because...YOU'RE ALL DEAD!!" Am I that evil? Am I that cruel? Every time I come out of a T.V., maybe, even, just to say "hi, how are you" to a person, THEY'RE ALL READY DEAD! EVVVEEERRRRRRY TIIIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEE, I TELL YOU! I'm sick of it! It's not fair I tell you!" In her rage, she managed to spot the four she was looking for, and light up. Samara ran out the bus, completely forgetting her moment just too seconds before, and hid herself behind one of the buildings to spy.
"So, now all we need is the pepper spray. There's a store a couple blocks over. Maybe we should take the bus." Kagome held the packages with both arms, as she walked up the stairs to the bus. "Ahhh...what a relief. She rested the bags down on an empty bus seat. "It's so peace....ful....a hah.........INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Kagome!" He ran to her side and drew an arm around her. "What is it?" The hanyou looked down at the floor of the bus. "Nevermind."
"Oh, great. Now I'm going to have nightmares. Sango, would you sleep with me and make we feel all pleasured and warm?"
Sango was too disgusted by the bodies, to even notice the sick question Miroku had asked her. "Uhh... whatever, houshi-sama...umm...sure." She pulled closer to him, half hiding her face in the fabrics of his robes.
Miroku took hold of Sango. "Let's-let's just walk there. Good exercise, don't you agree, InuYasha?"
"Yeah."
So, the gang began to walk four blocks to the store, just to get pepper spray. Little did they know, the little girl was still following them.
While on their way, a stray cat, identical to Buyo, swiftly passed by Kagome.
"Just keep walking, girl..." She bit her lip hard. "You can all ways get another one..."
"Kagome?"
"Kagome-chan?"
"Lady Kagome?"
"BUYO!!!!!" She broke down on her knees, crying.
Behind a nearby tree, Samara withdrew the Sango and Miroku dolls from her dress.
"There, there Kagome...it's-" Sango then felt her left hand twitch, and move slowly over to Miroku, who had bended down to see it Kagome was all right. "No! Bad hand! Stay!" She murmured to it. But it was no use, Sango had all ready began stroking Miroku's backside.
"San....go?" Miroku was wide eyed and very much indeed, flushed.
"It's-it's not me! Something's controlling my hand!"
"Where have we heard that before?" Inuyasha snorted. "It was only a matter of time before the innocent became the perverted."
"Inuyasha! Don't say that! Sango has never done anything perver----SANGO!!!!" She screamed as she felt something on HER bottom.
"Make it stop, Kagome...please!!!!"
"We're going home! Forget the pepper spray!" She backed away from the demon slayer. "Sango...you walk next to Inuya- ...in front of us." The miko felt horrible that she didn't trust her best friend. She saw the hurt in Sango's eyes. Just then, she sensed something, a presence that Inuyasha too, noticed.
"How could we forget? We're on a death sentence! Bad stuff is going to happen to us."
"Shoot, she figured it out." Samara stomped her foot in rage, making her get away.
"Gomen, Sango, for not-" She stopped in mid sentence.
"'What is it?" Inuyasha asked."
"Miroku, please tell me you took that tape out of the TV!"
"I don't think I did, why?"
(At Kagome's House)
SHIPPOU!!!!!!!! SOUTA!!!!!!!! NOOOO!!!!!!!!
TBC
Sorry it took me a couple of days to update. I already had this chapter done. But, my hamster died just yesterday....and...and I loved him so much....it's going to be hard getting used to the household without him. Please Review. Please make me feel better!