I'm going to use some of my reviewers wonderful suggestions for this chapter. Please, keep your bottom on the chair at all times. (Unless you're standing up...then...don't fall down) Onto the chapter!
(oh, and thanks Misow....for your extremely creative and thoughtful reviews...)
What Really Happened With: The Ring
Day 3 (Continued)
Bruce sighed as he sat in his big, comfy armchair beside the giant fireplace. The wood crackled as the orange-red fire burned on. Things just weren't the same anymore. Ever since HE left, the former superhero was miserable, and full of despair. Samara had no longer paid much attention to him; for she was too busy making phone calls and killing people every seven days. What happened to the exciting world of crime fighting? What happened to the justice? What happened to the beloved Batman?
"BRUCE! I agreed to follow them to Japan...I agreed to make them suffer...but this-this is TOO FAR!" Samara stood before him in an elegant kimono, which she was going to use in order to blend in. Not that it was much help. I mean, what would YOU think, seeing a girl whose hair creepily covered her face. She stomped her foot as the man laughed menacingly at her. She was not for one's amusement.
"If-haha-if you don't mind, I'd like to escort you on this one." Bruce slouched in his chair, gripping the sides of it with his hands.
She gave a quick nod and they were off. But, not long after, they were stopped by a boy, about in his teens, who had an 'R' on his red shirt, and green gloves up to his elbows. His yellow buttons on this shirt shone brightly. He was in the distance...but batman knew...oh, did he know.
"Bruce?" The person called from afar.
"It-it can't be!" he stuttered.
"BRUCE!"
"ROBIN!"
"BRUCE!!"
"ROBIN!!!"
In slow motion, they ran across the fields to each other, smiling like they never had before, arms outstretched.
"Tell me again why I'm here?" Samara shook her head shamefully as she walked over to Bruce's side. She tapped him on the shoulder. "Ahh, hello? Remember me? We're supposed be in feudal Japan now."
"Yeah, yeah, sure, but first.... Samara, I'd like you to meet Robin."
"Eh...what's up?"
"Robin...this is Samara...my new...friend."
"You idiot! I'm your new sidekick!"
"New Sidekick!" Robin snapped a twig in half. "But-but she's EVIL!"
"Yeaaaaah...but, she makes some mean cookies. Best person at the audition, I think."
"You-you had an audition!" Robin was hurt, angry, and replaced.
"Hey, it's not my fault you went all 'solo act' on me and went to join the Teen Titans...geesh!"
"Well-well, fine! I'm coming with you!"
"Okay, okay! Batman, robin, let's just get going! You too are pissing me off!"
"..."
"..."
"He started it..."
"SHUT UP!" The little girl yelled at Bruce.
(Feudal Japan)
"Inuyasha!" Naraku came into the clearing, Kanna and Kagura behind him. He gave a lopsided grin. "So we meet again, and with the young wolf, no less." He did the moon walk over to the hanyou, doing some dance moves from the modern day movie, "Thriller." He stopped, looked down, and shrugged. "What happened to your tai-"
"IT'S GONE, OKAY!!! AND IT'S NEVER COMING BACK!!! NEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVEEEEERRRR!"
"Hey, flee-bag! How many times do I have to tell you?! It grows back!"
"Shut up!"
"You shut up!"
"No, you shut up!"
"No, you!!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!!!!!"
"Hey, hey, HEY!!! I'm the evil person here and I say, you both shut up!" Naraku held his head between his hands trying to drown out the annoying yelling.
"Believe it or not, Naraku, but, you're not the evil one in this fic!" Kagome pointed out.
"Impossible!!! YOU LIE!!!!!"
"Afraid not..." Miroku said, trying to back up Kagome. "Come with us..."
(Ten minutes later)
"And you showed me this...WHY?!?!" They all were sitting in front of the wealthiest home in the village (thanks to Miroku) , eating dinner and glaring at the teli.
"I ask again," Shippou asked, "If we're in feudal Japan, how can there be a-"
The T.V. magically disappeared...again.
"How come no one lets me finish a sentence!?" The young fox huffed.
"Naraku's gonna die, right? So then... I can avenge Kikyo's death!!!" The half youkai cheered, emerging from his deep thoughts.
"One problem there, Inuyasha..." the monk replied reluctantly.
"What is it?"
"We'll be all ready dead before then."
"DAMN IT!"
"Fortune cookie?" A young lady replied happily, handing it to Naraku.
"This is Japan, you (beep) son of a (beep)! It's not (beep)in' China!"
Everyone: O.O;;
"Sir! I only offered you a fortune cookie! There is no need for you to use colorful language!" She sounded extremely offended.
Naraku looked around him. "I'm EVILLLLLLLLLLLL!!! Don't you pathetic humans get it?!?! I'm the evil one!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M THE EVIL ONE!!!!!!" He got up from his spot on the floor and started running around psychotically.
"You-you mad man!!!!" The lady threw the cookie directly at his head, which resulted in knocking him out for a moment or two.
"Is it save?" Shippou asked.
"I-I think so..." Kagome said.
They all inched their way around him.
"Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom." Naraku mumbled. He appeared to be asleep. "Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom."
"Is he always this...psycho?" Inuyasha asked to Kagura
"Sadly...yes."
"Pity" Inuyasha glanced down and picked up the cracked fortune cookie lying on the ground next to his rival. He then handed it to Kanna. It went as following...
Seven Days...
"Never saw it coming..." Kaugra stated sarcastically.
(Back With Samara)
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"How 'bout now?"
"No..."
"Now?"
"NO! Ask that again, I'm leaving you behind!" Samara informed Robin.
(Silence)
"Now?"
"Grrr! Do you want to die?!?!"
"Okay, okay! I'll stop."
"Good!"
"..."
"..."
"How come your hair creepily covers your face?"
"GRRRRRRR! Because!
"Because why?"
"Robin, don't get Samara mad! She has a bad temper."
"WHO SAID I HAD A BAD TEMPER!"
"Not me!!!" Bruce panicked.
"Are we there yet?"
"Yes."
"Really?"
"NOO!"
"There they are!" Batman pointed in front of them.
"Time to get out the voodoo dolls..."
(Inuyasha gang)
"I-I feel so naked."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Inuyasha rounded on the ground laughing. "I think I burst-AHAHAHA-I think I burst a gut."
Sesshomaru appeared to be in a sailor moon outfit.
(Thanks for the idea 'N/A')
"At-at least one good thing came out of this." Inuyasha continued to roll on the ground, kicking his legs wildly in the air.
"In the name of the moon on my forehead...I command you to stop!!!!!"
"Nothin' doin'"
"G-Guys....something bat shaped is being thrown at us." Kagome eyes were as big as a deer's in the headlights. At that point, they all ran away in separate directions as the group watched the bat boomerang blown go up into a flaming fire.
"Get on my bike!" Shippou and Kirara sat in the basket, Inuyasha on the back, and her and Souta steering it.
"What about us, Kagome-chan?" Sango was frightened. She knew she could slash the fire throwing boomerangs in half, but until she figured out who was throwing them, she stood at a standstill.
Kagome pulled a skateboard and a long piece of rope from her yellow backpack. "Attach the rope to the bike, and the board to the rope. I can pull you and Miroku along."
"But, that board's so tiny; it only has room for one person!"
Another fireball came at them.
"We don't have time to argue, Sango! Get on Miroku's shoulders and hold on for dear life!"
Sango blushed. "Whatever you say, Kagome."
"Kaugra, you have those large feathers, right?"
"Yes."
"Use one to transport you, Kanna, Rin, Sesshomaru, Jaken and Koga out."
"What about Naraku?"
"Ahhh, leave him."
(5 minutes later)
"Captain, the fire-boomerang thingy is coming straight towards us!" Shippou obscured himself inside the wicket basket on Kagome's bike.
"LEFT!" He mumbled.
A small hut went up in flames to the right of them.
"RIGHT! .... NO! OTHER RIGHT!!!"
"I'm going to fall, aren't I? We're moving too fast!" Sango panicked, leaning into Miroku, at the far end of the miko's bike.
"Don't worry, Sango, I'd never let you fall."
Sango: (huuuuuuuuugggggggeeee blush)
"Sis, there's a cliff coming up! We're not gonna make it!"
"Don't say that, Souta!"
Up in the sky, Kaugra was hit by one of the destructive weapons. "Matte! Matte! We're going down!" Kaugra's giant feather was accelerating at great speed. At this point, they'd probably crash to the bottom. Fortunately, two of them were demons, and could save themselves, including Rin and Jaken. As for the two minions of Naraku, they reached the ground and went...SPLAT!"
(Sorry for you Kaugra and Kanna lovers. I really am. I just have no place to put them in the story)
"TURN, TURN!" Shippou yelled, dust and soot over everyone's face.
"We have to do this!" Kagome sped up towards the cliff."
"Kagome, you crazy?!?!"
"There's no other way, InuYasha!"
With one giant push, her bike and attached skateboard was up in the air.
"Why are we going in slow motion?" Inuyasha wondered.
And them it sped up as the reached the edge of the second cliff. Exhausted, everyone fell to the ground in a big, thump.
"We made it!" Kagome said as Sesshomaru and Koga arrived, Rin and Jaken in their arms.
(Samara)
"THEY MADE IT!!!!" Samara was fuming. "What kind of bat weapons are these?!?"
"They were going too fast," Robin complained. "And plus, according to what Bruce said, this is only day three!"
"Fine! Just...just get better weapons next time............ you baby."
"I'm not a baby!"
"You couldn't even keep up with a bunch of demons! How can you call yourself a crime fighter?"
"She has a point there Robin..."
"Oh, so now you're taking her side?!"
"That's not what I said!"
"Just leave me alone, okay?!?!" Robin crossed his arms, stubbornly.
"Robin-"
"Give him some time, Bruce. Give him some time."
TBC
Next chapter is day four! Review!