Hanging out
down the street
the same old thing
we did last week
"Harry. I hate you die." Malfoy cursed with his very hot grey eyes glaring at Harry while he still managed to smirk at the same time.
"I will never die! I lived through Voldy, you will not defeat me in your spineless malevolent ways." Harry said as he ran a hair through his messy but attractive hair.
"What does Malevolent mean?" Asked a very stupid but amazingly hot redhead.
"Shut up. You know nothing." Said a beautiful, smart, talented, perfect in every way brunette.
"Boy who lived to be a pain in my ass. If I am stupid why am I sleeping with your girlfriend." Smirked the famous, rich, hot, Draco Malfoy as he checked himself out in the mirror. "Notice my dark, yet hot personality with my 'Bad-ass' attitude."
"Shut up you prat. I am not sleeping with you. I am making love to you. That is right I somehow fell deeply in love with my best friend's enemy." Hermione said as she did push-ups to improve her already perfect body.
Harry's amazing green eyes filled with tears. "But you said you loved me. Why. Why does it always happen to me. First my parents, then Cho, now this!" Harry sits down and cries as various hot Hogwarts girls come to comfort him.
"I am sorry Harry." Said Hermione as she read a book. "But I love you, but I am not in love with you."
Draco smirked.
Harry cried.
Ron thought about making a sandwich.
"Have you ever seen the movie Ella Enchanted?" Harry said suddenly.
"What's a movie?" Said Draco in his hot ignorance. "Notice that despite being rich and a pure-blood, you could just take a .52 and blow out my brains."
"NO Draco! I will jump in front of the bullet for you!" Cried Hermione.
"Hermione NOOOOO!" Yelled Ron as a bullet came out of nowhere and shot Hermione.
Voldy jumped out from behind a large bookcase that everyone would have sworn wasn't there a minute ago.
"MMMMMWWWWHAHAHAHAHMMMWHWWWHAHAHAHHA... cough.. cough" Voldy laughed, his red eyes glowing. "Sorry smokers cough."
"Isn't smoking a muggle thing." Noted the ever observant Hermione who was some how alive again. "I thought you were against all things muggle."
Voldy looked confused. "Don't question my politics!"
"Politics are actually Muggle too." Said Seamus who came out from behind the book case also.
At this moment all of Hogwarts, including Snape, entered from behind the magic staircase. Many of them with Canadian beer.
Voldy looked confused before grabbing a Molsen Canadian and joining in.
THIS IS HOW WE SOLVE PROBLEMS IN CANADA......
A/N... I really wouldn't ask... and I doubt anyone would read this.... If anyone is interested next amusing chpt. will be posted soon.
ALYNA