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the second chapter....
Note: This chapter is completely unrelated to the last chapter...
Hermione walked into the beautiful common room. It was beautiful. She was beautiful. Oooo... they were meant for each other.
Draco walked in behind her. "I find Hermione to be suddenly beautiful. I am going to ask her to marry me."
A cell phone rings in the background. Ron walks out of the closet. He looks like Fez... with red hair. (For all you who do not know who Fez off That 70's show is... think foreigner). "Sorry I have to take this call." Fezron said as the Hockey Night in Canada ring tone stopped. (Just think annoying)
"Sell no buy!" Fezron yelled as he stumbled out of the amazingly beautiful portrait door.
"Oh Beth what can I do?" Draco muttered.
"What?" Hermione mumbled.
"Notice despite my Wizard origins I still know the words to Kiss."
"Kiss? What's Kiss?" Said the beautiful but ignorant head girl.
"Why do you think they call this the Head room?" Draco asked.
"Head? What ever do you mean?" Hermione said her eyes filled with curiosity.
"Notice my obvious mental illness that prevents me from saying unrandom things." Draco smirked. Because he always smirked. He has no other facial expressions besides smirking.
"I am Blaise. I am a guy for all of you confused idiots." Said a slightly gay Blaise.
"I resent that. I am not gay. I am metrosexual." Blaise stated.
"What is metrosexual?" Hermione asked as she read "A Guide to Brain Surgery."
"This is the point were I leave and you guys live happily ever after." Blaise said.
"Like in Lord of The Rings!" Hermione exclaimed as she finished her books.
"I come from the land of 6 foot snow. And beer......." Blaise sang as he walked out of the portrait.
"Do you have Michelin tires?" Hermione asked.
"On my Porshe." Draco smirked. "I can't possibly have my license but I somehow own lots of shiny cars."
"Oooo shiny." Hermione said.
"I love you." Draco smirked at Hermione. "Oh Romeo, Romeo where afford are cow Romeo."
"No that's wrong. Now let me teach you the right way."
"Do you realize that this author has no talent what so ever so has to write out her stupid thoughts." Said Harry as he climbed down from the corner like spiderman.
"Can you feel the love tonight." Hermione sang with her Beautiful voice.
"This story is now a tragedy." Nearly headless Nick says.
"Notice the tense also keeps changing." Says Draco.
"Draco I love you too. Let's live happily ever after. In a gingerbread house."
"Okay." Draco said as he swept Hermione into his arms and kissed her with passion.
"No! Hermione I love you. Marry me!" Harry said as he pulled out a sniper gun."
"Ahhhhhh.... Run Draco!" Hermione yelled.
Harry looked confused then looks down at the gun. "Oh this? This is for Voldy who is now standing behind you."
Harry takes the gun and shoots Voldy. "MMMMhahahahahaha...."
At this point everyone notices that Harry is insane.
Draco smirked and decided to be heroic. "Give me the gun Harry." He said in a baby voice.
"You stole Herms from me! Never! Die!" Harry shoots Draco.
"Noooooooo....." Hermione yelled and cried. She yelied.
"Now I just avenge his death!" Hermione pulls out a piece of silver.
"Noooo...." Harry yelled. "How did you find out I'm a werewolf?"
"You told me." Hermione stated as she stepped over Draco who was not actually dead yet.
"Oooo..." Harry said.
"Take this!" Hermione threw the silver at him.
"Owww...." Harry said as he started to cry. "That hurt."
Harry falls over and dies from food poisoning that had been fed to him by Ginny.
Hermione looks around. "Woe to me. All that I love is lost. All that I lost I loved. I loved all that I lost. Oh woe, woe to me."
Hermione pulls a dagger from her robes she kept because she was a secret FBI agent.
"Dagger thy thou hast thy thou woe thou."
Hermione drew her last breath and stabbed herself.
Draco finally becomes fully aware of his surroundings...... "Nooooo.....!!" He yelled.
"It's so tragic." Cried Voldy who was suddenly not dead. Now he's dead again.
Draco picks up the dagger. "I can not live without you Harry. I loved you. I was using Hermione to get close to you." With that Draco kills himself.
Enter Ron. "Sell.......Oh my... I am not cleaning this up." Ron walks out and hums Spongebob Squarepants.
A/N... Interesting isn't it.... well yes....