Part Four... well three... now 30 improved
"Draco and Hermione you will now be partners for potions. Everyone else go with various other characters. Except you Ron. You can die." Said Snape.
Ron picks up a poisonous Newt head. "Why, why me?" Ron takes the head and eats it. Then 4.3248 seconds later he falls down and chokes to death on it.
"Poisonous newt head's aren't even fatal." Commented Hermione who was not at all concerned with Ron's death. Instead she was staring in wonderment at Draco's amazing blonde hair.
"It's silver you freak!" Said Draco with conceit.
Right. Anyways.
Harry was working with... Pansy. The ugly pug-faced cow who loved Draco.
"Draco may we do it tonight?" Pansy asked as her pug-face smiled unseductivly.
"No we may not." Said Draco as he stirred the potion.
"It's that mudblood isn't it, I know your sleeping with her!"
Hermione looked shocked. She would never sleep with him. Except maybe once. Just to see what it was like. And he was hot.
Harry joined it. "Hermione how could you. After all we went through."
Snape turns around. "I am a death eater. But really I am a spy for..."
"Shut up." Said Harry as a single tear ran down him cheek."At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Wondering how I could live with out you by my side. Something..." Harry sang in a beautiful bird-like voice. "And now your back from outer space. Something about your ugly face... I should have..."
"How does Harry know the words to that song?" Hermione asked Draco as she continued to stare at Draco's hair well revising the Periodic table of Elements in her head.
"What song?" Asked Snape who had just recovered from being told to shut up.
"Little Shop of Horrors." Hermione rolled her eyes.
"Well I happen to know what entire musical." Snape said. "Little shop, little shop of horrors, bop she bop, little shop of terrors, call a cop, little shop of horrors, oo oo o ooo."
"Ahhhh....." The entire classroom ran out screaming.
Except Draco and Hermione.
"Hermione..." Draco smiled. For the first time. In a long time. So have a good time. The sun don't shine everyday.
"Where have all the good men gone?" Hermione asked her eyes shinning with knowledge.
"What? I'm right here?"
(Does anyone else wonder what's going on)
Okay... Draco and Hermione stayed back because they had detention for.... throwing pointy sticks.
"Draco what will your father do if he finds us?" Hermione asked.
"Finds us in... detention?" Draco asked as he raised one perfect eyebrow.
"Yaaa..." Said Hermione who was now wondering what she was talking about. "Why are we getting along?"
"Because I have decided to be mature and over come our differences." Said Draco in a monotone.
"Ooooo... I find the new mature you hot and I want to shag you."
"I want a beer." Commented Draco as he filed his perfectly manicured nails.
"Ooooo... beer.... lets shag and drink beer."
"Kinky." Draco said as he started to undress.
"Not really. One time at charm camp..." Hermione was cut off as Draco kissed her hungrily.
"OOO...."
"Awww...."
"Right there.... faster....oooo.... Draco..... oooo"
Draco suddenly looked up. "You called me Draco?"
Hermione looked astonished. "And I have in fact been this entire fanfic." (Now because everyone must die at the end of every of my fanfics....)
Dumbledore bursts into the room. "The world is freezing over. Canada won everything at the summer Olympics..."
"Oh no!!!!!!!" Hermione screamed. "Not Canada!"
"The muggles knew about it all along and are all safely hidden on mars."
"Oh no!!!!! GASP." Yelled Hermione.
"Hermione since we are about to die. Do you want to do it?" Draco asked.
"How can you think about that at a time like this! Ya sure why not?"
Draco and Hermione ran to a closet where they were frozen in the act of doing it. 8.324 years later they were found by muggle back from outerspace. (They found them there with that look upon their face)
Various character one. "Kinky."
Various character two. "Totally."
Bob. "Qui."
Voldy was frozen and never seen again. Harry was in the act of drowning himself. Snape was singing in the shower.
The end. Ahhhh what a happy ending. LONG LIVE HAPPY ENDINGS...
Little shop....
Boring author notes may not want to read... may be fatal So due to the fact that I didn't get a part in the musical... but someone quit so I did... i have musical all the time... so sorry about the serious problems with this chapt. Next one will be better... i promise
And I have nothing against Canadians... I AM CANADIAN... (and I dont like beer... i dont live in an igloo .. ive never seen an igloo in fact)
Where have all good men gone And where are all the gods? Where's the street-wise Hercules To fight the rising odds? Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and turn and dream of what I need I Need A Hero......