K: It's been a while, ne? Heh heh heh…
Angry mob: /prepares to throw blunt objects/
K: I'm working on them, I swear! . ;-; Don't hurt me!!
Angry mob: /backs down/
K: /sighs in relief/ Anyway, this is my first Zim fic thing blah, so….yeah…
Y: Aibou, your cookies are burning again…. -.-;
K: 00! Nande sutei?! /runs away to go save her cookies/
Y: -.-; Guess I'm uploading this one, ne?
Disclaimer: Invader Zim is the brainchild of Jhonen Vasquez (sp?).
Dedications:
- "Artslop Senpai"
- Mashida/Oni Hime
- Spooky
- Kitsu
Doomsday
Twas
the night before doomsday
And all through the base
All the
creatures were stirring
But Zim had no mace...
So he raced
to the store
His SIR unit in tow
And went to go buy some
But
little did he know...
It was well beyond midnight
And the
stores were all closed
The mannequins shadowed
On their
platforms, they posed...
"CURSES!" He shouted
At
the top of his lungs
"STUPID WORM-BABY HUMANS,
I'LL RIP
OUT THEIR TONGUES!!"
So the little green critter
From
deep outer space
Went down to his lab
To bring out his
ace...
He tinkered away
For hours on end
And when it was
ready
He was able to send...
A weapon of DOOM
To his
arch-rival's door
It shot missiles at Dib
And blew holes in his
floor...
"What the heck is your problem?!"
Shouted
Dib from above
"I'm trying to sleep, here!"
And he
threw down a glove...
It smacked Zim in the face
He cursed
and he spluttered
He ranted and raged
"Some invader."
Dib muttered....
"How dare you?!" Zim
screamed
"'Some invader,' you say?!
Watch your back, you
Earth monkey,
For I'll make you pay!"
"And just
what will you do?"
Questioned Dib with a glance
"You
can't stop me," said Zim
"I'm commanded by
pants!"
"Whatever." Dib stated
Rolling his
eyes
"I'll reveal you, Zim,
I can see through your
guise!"
"We shall see, Dib." Zim mumbled
With
eyes red and narrowed
"Come along, GIR." He ordered
And
the pig they both rode...
They returned to the base
Where
Zim plotted and planned
They disposed of the creatures
Mice and
bugs of this land...
"I'll get you one day!"
Declared
Zim with glee
"I'll conquer this planet,
Just you wait and
see!"
So Zim and his robot
Went gladly to bed
And
slept all through doomsday
So Tak did it instead.
OWARI
K: /comes in holding a tray of dark-brown chocolate chip cookies/ Well, they aren't burnt, just a little crunchy…
Y: But there's no milk. You can't eat cookies without milk, aibou.
K: Sure you can! Instead of balancing the sweetness of the cookie with milk, you can counter it with salty chips!
Y: -0; If you say so…