And now another episode of Masicistic Theatre
Azzi: thank you voice of God!
God: no prob.
Azzi: anywho, todays story will be about the more innocent times back in the day where we wished and wished and wished with all our hearts and came up empty handed now, YES the story of our childhood
Jak: Azzi, maybe we shouldn't....
Azzi brings out a chainsaw and begins to oil the chain.
Azzi: oh! I'm sorry I couldn't really concentrate now that I have my dad's huge chainsaw here. In front of me. To use when ever I please.
And-Jak goes bye bye, anyways on with the story of our childhood memories.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,;;;;;;;;;;;BIG Flashback!!;;;;;;;;;;,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Jak, Keira, Daxter(younger), and Azzi where sitting in little tiny desks in a reasonably small room with a chalk board at the head of the room, then Samos walks into the room and begins to write the alphabet on the board.(remember: little kids in preschool nothing too drastic)
Samos: ok now lets start with the alphabet
All: Alfabit ohhhhh
Daxter: like soup
Samos: uh yeah thats it, lets start with the letter A, say A
All: A (look at each other)ooooooohhhhhh
Samos: B
All: B (again they look at one another)ahhhhhhhhh
A few minutes later
Samos:(yawning) Z
All: zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz
Samos: ok kids wake up! Wait! One....two....three.....no four! Where's Daxter!
Azzi: I know! I know!
Keira: your such a tattle tell
Azzi: am not
Keira: are too!
Azzi: I hate you
Keira: Well I hate you more
Azzi: Well I'd hate you even if you were me! Thats how much I hate you!
.........:::::::Back To Present:::::::::.............
Azzi: oh yeah, I rule.
Puts on a hockey mask and contnues making her ice sculpture with her chainsaw
............:::::::::::::::Flashback thingie::::::::::..............
Samos: ok now its time to see what you made in arts and crafts time, Jak?
Jak holds up a little clay birdie,(behold that of which is cute)
Samos: very nice, Keira?
Keira hold up a little clay car.
Samos: very good, Daxter?
(oh yeah, huh? he came back!)
a weird G.I Joe looking thingie was in his hands
Samos: uhhhh.......
Daxter: its my dog
Samos: ok, uh Azzi, please show us what ever it is that you made
( a sudden veiw of the cottage from the outside)
............::::::::Present::::::..........
Azzi: wait for it......
.............:::::::::::::Flashback:::::::::::::::..............
suddenly the entire shack explodes
Everyone that was inside the shack stood emotionless and soon began to glare at Azzi.
Azzi: I made a daisy
(Again with the moment of silence)
Azzi: An EXPLODING daisy
Azzi(narrating): and so to make a long story short, we didn't learn a thing from Samos and continued to learn out side of his shack, and I found a egg and named it Huey, Keira went into mechanics blah blah blah, but then one day I was sitting inside and I said "boy I'm hungry" so I began to look at Huey, then my tummy started talking to me so beat it senseless, threw up once or twice and did a little dance with my new friend Huey.
...............:::::::::::::::::Present (again):::::::::::::...............
Azzi: that story always brings a tear to my eyes, for you see my friends Huey was and still is my best friend, see, look!
Azzi gets "Huey" out of her pocket, its blue and green and has a few black moldy spots and has mushrooms growning all over it.
Azzi: (choked) I love ya man
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::I'M A CENSOR BLOCK, FEAR ME:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
*Due to the graphic nature of this program we will now show you a picture of a cute little platapus*
(Screams are being heard and are gradually getting louder)
Azzi is seen in front of the huge picture of the platapus, gawking at its size
Azzi: HENRY!!!!!!!!
yeah uh......End!
Azzi: thank you voice of God!
God: no prob.
Azzi: anywho, todays story will be about the more innocent times back in the day where we wished and wished and wished with all our hearts and came up empty handed now, YES the story of our childhood
Jak: Azzi, maybe we shouldn't....
Azzi brings out a chainsaw and begins to oil the chain.
Azzi: oh! I'm sorry I couldn't really concentrate now that I have my dad's huge chainsaw here. In front of me. To use when ever I please.
And-Jak goes bye bye, anyways on with the story of our childhood memories.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,;;;;;;;;;;;BIG Flashback!!;;;;;;;;;;,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Jak, Keira, Daxter(younger), and Azzi where sitting in little tiny desks in a reasonably small room with a chalk board at the head of the room, then Samos walks into the room and begins to write the alphabet on the board.(remember: little kids in preschool nothing too drastic)
Samos: ok now lets start with the alphabet
All: Alfabit ohhhhh
Daxter: like soup
Samos: uh yeah thats it, lets start with the letter A, say A
All: A (look at each other)ooooooohhhhhh
Samos: B
All: B (again they look at one another)ahhhhhhhhh
A few minutes later
Samos:(yawning) Z
All: zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz
Samos: ok kids wake up! Wait! One....two....three.....no four! Where's Daxter!
Azzi: I know! I know!
Keira: your such a tattle tell
Azzi: am not
Keira: are too!
Azzi: I hate you
Keira: Well I hate you more
Azzi: Well I'd hate you even if you were me! Thats how much I hate you!
.........:::::::Back To Present:::::::::.............
Azzi: oh yeah, I rule.
Puts on a hockey mask and contnues making her ice sculpture with her chainsaw
............:::::::::::::::Flashback thingie::::::::::..............
Samos: ok now its time to see what you made in arts and crafts time, Jak?
Jak holds up a little clay birdie,(behold that of which is cute)
Samos: very nice, Keira?
Keira hold up a little clay car.
Samos: very good, Daxter?
(oh yeah, huh? he came back!)
a weird G.I Joe looking thingie was in his hands
Samos: uhhhh.......
Daxter: its my dog
Samos: ok, uh Azzi, please show us what ever it is that you made
( a sudden veiw of the cottage from the outside)
............::::::::Present::::::..........
Azzi: wait for it......
.............:::::::::::::Flashback:::::::::::::::..............
suddenly the entire shack explodes
Everyone that was inside the shack stood emotionless and soon began to glare at Azzi.
Azzi: I made a daisy
(Again with the moment of silence)
Azzi: An EXPLODING daisy
Azzi(narrating): and so to make a long story short, we didn't learn a thing from Samos and continued to learn out side of his shack, and I found a egg and named it Huey, Keira went into mechanics blah blah blah, but then one day I was sitting inside and I said "boy I'm hungry" so I began to look at Huey, then my tummy started talking to me so beat it senseless, threw up once or twice and did a little dance with my new friend Huey.
...............:::::::::::::::::Present (again):::::::::::::...............
Azzi: that story always brings a tear to my eyes, for you see my friends Huey was and still is my best friend, see, look!
Azzi gets "Huey" out of her pocket, its blue and green and has a few black moldy spots and has mushrooms growning all over it.
Azzi: (choked) I love ya man
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::I'M A CENSOR BLOCK, FEAR ME:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
*Due to the graphic nature of this program we will now show you a picture of a cute little platapus*
(Screams are being heard and are gradually getting louder)
Azzi is seen in front of the huge picture of the platapus, gawking at its size
Azzi: HENRY!!!!!!!!
yeah uh......End!